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>be me, sysadmin anon
>chad engineer has deadline of 5pm
>can tell he's stressed and close to breaking
>i keep disconnecting his vpn
>after 30 minutes he screams at his computer
>asian girl complains to hr she felt threatened by his behavior

who else here /devilish/ at work?

>> No.11082014

>>11081991
Pics of asian girl?

>> No.11082059

>>11081991
lol

>> No.11082074
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>>11081991
I’m self employed. I do evil things to myself that fucks me up for life though: watch fucked up porn, eat extremely unhealthy food, stay up all night etc.

>> No.11082119
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>>11082014

hands off anon. she will be girlfriend soon

>>11082074

oh my. quite devilish indeed

>> No.11082139
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>worked in a office
>hide important documents that will become alter important
>all wagecucks searching for it
>tell them I will search it
>go into the archives and sleep
>bring them the document in the last minute
>but sometimes I let them search it and don't let them find it

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>>11082074
Same.

>> No.11082208
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>in office
>have qt coworker with a nice brapper
>she leaves
>when I'm alone in the office I sniff her chair and put my glans and balls against her cup

>> No.11082256

>>11082208

if you haven't already i would suggest taking a stanley knife to work and removing a small square of the chair to take home. just in case they get a new one of get it cleaned.

>> No.11082286

>>11081991
I hope this thread is a LARP, you coping incel faggots are max cringe

>> No.11082295
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>Project manager asks if anyone knows of a solution to a client's request
>Know answer but kept quiet

I don't want more work piled onto my plate.

>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>Pretend nothing's wrong

I would rather not hurt his ego than to enlighten him.

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>>11082295
>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>make comment to manager over beers about the stress of having to shoulder the extra workload while trying to mentor said coworker

>> No.11082460

>virus starts spreading on our system on friday afternoon
>see that it came from roastie accounts girl that never talks to me
>let it continue to do more damage
>no one can do any work everyone panics
>i tell them it's really really bad
>give roastie a condescending speech about security and being vigilant
>when im finished talking the boss repeats what i said to her
>have everything fixed by 6pm friday
>tell them i worked all weekend and put 16 hours on timesheet
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened

>> No.11082473

>>11082460
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened
kekked

>> No.11083015

>It’s my turn to buy food for a the monthly bbq
>I know I’m meant to get a vegetarian food for the office numale fag
>but no one explicitly tells me that
>don’t buy and vegetarian food and say “I didn’t know no one told me that”
>he doesn’t get to eat

>> No.11083025

>>11082286
post tits or gtfo

>> No.11083040

>>11083015

sorry for english I am italianon

>> No.11083048

>>11083015
>buying things for coworkers
god damn it

>> No.11083107

>>11081991
>>11082074
>>11082119
damn, first the 30 year old boomer, then NPCs, and now evil devil frog
/biz/ is great at making memes in a bear market

>> No.11083200

>>11083107
go back

>> No.11083211

>>11081991
only a sysadmin would think an engineer is a Chad

t. Chad engineer

>> No.11083219

>>11083107
Its crazy

>>11083211
Cold dark rooms

>> No.11083426

>>11083107
didnt the mr frog meme originate from /biz/?

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>>11081991
Based

>> No.11083473

>>11081991
> Be me, actual Chad
> do coke all day at the bar with my Aesthetic crew
> Be surrounded by girls all day.
> Buy non-stop shots & drinks for everyone because steroids keep us with 6 pack no matter what
> testosterone raging
> smash every cute girl desperate anon's wish they had
> Pick fights with everyone that even looks at us weird
> You mirin/?

>> No.11083507

>>11083473
Nice larp. You forgot one crucial thing though. This is /biz/ not InstaJew, no-one going to believe a vapid Chad like that knows how to write except in hashtags

>> No.11083539

>>11081991
enjoy being fucked in the ass by managment after he fails his deadline due to the fact VPN was disconnecting

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>>11083539

if no one else had a problem with the VPN that day why would he? and management don't like hearing excuses they just want the job done

>> No.11083587

>>11082295

you're letting an opportunity go to waste here anon, see >>11082326