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Anyone else here eat an entire dominos pizza all by themselves tonight?

>> No.11080988

what size?

>> No.11080992

Vegan blaze pizza and like 5 beers and some weed

>> No.11080997

no im sorry large friend, i take pride in the fact that i cannot

>> No.11081003

>>11080988

Large 14”

>> No.11081018

i wish!! /biz/ (well me) has ruined me to the point that i literally can only eat store brand cereal for now.

>> No.11081033
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>>11081018
who else /luckycharms/ master race

>> No.11081044

im keto fuck that.

>> No.11081049

>>11081033
Cheerios GOAT

>> No.11081054

>>11080997
You should because unlike op you are not a fatass

>> No.11081081

>>11080978
Pizza hut 5 5 5 let's you build 3 magnificent pizzas and kew the 4th until it being 1 cent more cascades 20+ off each subsequent pie. You should be coming biz and obesity, anon

>> No.11081296
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I used to get a medium deep dish Philly cheesesteak and the brownie dessert (9 brownies) and eat it all in one night. I’m less fat now, but the temptation is always there.

>> No.11081313

>>11081296
I still do that

fuck my life

People who say fatness is genetics are wrong, I could be thin easily if I just stop eating to keep my happy

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>>11080978
>me for the last 5 months

>> No.11081387

Medium dominos pizza
Half a liter of coke
Looking at suppliers for my next product
Why are all you bitches miserable it’s the weekend, 2 days to try to set up your means to freedom until it’s back to hell!

>> No.11081389

Why do you guys like eating alone? Y'all should be thankful you get to eat alone every night!
Why? So you don't have some stupid normie annoying you!

>> No.11081404

>>11081018
>>11081033
>>11081049
https://www.ewg.org/childrenshealth/glyphosateincereal/#.W3Qg57tEAEC.email

>> No.11081406

>>11080978
2 vegan pizzas and i woke up with a 6 pack

>> No.11081457

I partook into a vegan something but I don't know. myself. I tipsy so that say. Taste like sweet. Look away ifro.the shadows get some tea

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>>11080978
I ordered a bacon bbq chicken pizza

medium pan..so delicious..and then I picked up more Conventment tokens

>> No.11081509

>>11081018
>wasting money on sugar puffs when oats exist

Not gonna make it

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11081513

>tfw ate a whole box of sandwich cookies

>> No.11081559

>fasting
>had some zero calorie monsters and low fat popcorn with cayenne and apple cider vinegar drizzled over it
I've lost 80 lbs since March.

>> No.11081579

>>11080978

pretty easy to do desu. I used to eat two sometimes when I was a 240 pound bloat lord mogging everyone at the gym with my enormous squat and ohp.

>> No.11081756

ITT fatasses

>> No.11081774

>>11081579
>when I was a 240 pound bloat lord mogging everyone at the gym with my enormous squat and ohp.
Good lord. This must be what crypto jargon sounds like to normies.

>> No.11081787

>>11081774
it's a /fit/izen jargon, normie retard.

>> No.11081807

i mean you guys are stressing your head with those negative returns. Do you think overeating produces some kind of compensation to your fucked up trades? No, your fucking up your body. Think about it.

>> No.11081811

>>11081404
I buy Ezekiel cereal with sprouted grains. $8 a box. There are more affordable organic cereals but I just love that darn cereal. 4:9 Bible

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>>11080978
>Discover Papa Murphy's
>$7 XLNY Pepperoni Pizza (flat 7, my state has no sales tax)
>Delicious NY Style foldable crust and tender, crispy pepperonis
>Can eat an entire pizza in 5 minutes with room leftover for dessert
>Probably 2500 calories in one of this bad boys
>Start ordering 3 at a time, one for dinner every night of the week
>Have to start cycling Papa Murphy's because they're all starting to know me by my face
>Complete pants-wetting shame every time I waddle in to pick up my order but I can't stop myself
>Gained 15 lbs in 6 weeks

Pretty sure I'm going to die of artery blockage before the LINK singularity. That's 120k locked up forever, consider this my one good deed to the world in my sorry fat excuse of a life.

>> No.11081858

>>11081838

FUCK you're making me hungry. stop it

>> No.11081897

>fast for 16 hours
>gorge self with 2000 calorie single meal
>lankey fuck with noodle arms

Am I gonna get diabetes

>> No.11081912

>>11081897
you'll be fine if you keep away from refined sugar garbage. your teeth will thank you as well

>> No.11081921

>>11081838
Dude I can't help it. I ate one just a half hour ago. That crispy, airy, flaky dough and that secret herb mixture just get my twanger twanging. I literally just start shoving the slices into my face, I don't even take discrete bites, just a sort of perpetual intake and gnashing and swallowing while my lips and cheeks get smeared over with sauce and grease. And when I get near to the end of a slice I just grab another with my other hand and keep the feed going. It feels so fucking good. My whole life sucks, my parents circumcized me and my aunt touched me when I was a kid, no college degree, I work shift at a warehouse, I lost all my savings in the crypto crash, but at least I have this fucking pizza to console me. I'm a hot, delicious, greasy mess.

>> No.11081935

>>11081049
This. If you don’t eat Cheerios you’re unironically never going to make it.

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>Want to stuff myself so bad with delicious pizza
>The impending shame and self hate from eating a single slice stops me everytime
How do you faggots cope after eating something so unhealthy?

>> No.11082006

>>11081982
usually the opioid sedation (and hyperinsulinemia) of eating 3000 calories of hot meat cheese and bread is enough to knock me out shortly after I finish the pizza. If it doesn't, a few fingers of rum will finish the job.

>> No.11082021

>>11081838

ARE YOU ME?

I could literally live off of papa murphys, it's cheap and delicious, and I buy multiple pizzas during special sale days.

>> No.11082040

>>11081912
Thanks I'll try to stay away from that.

>> No.11082041

>>11081838
i miss papa murphys, great stuff, espeically the garlic chicken pizza with white sauce