The door wont open

[Anonymous No.11079835]

It's Friday night and my shift ended hours ago. The door wouldn't open properly and there is almost nobody around till 14 hours from now.

Wtf do i do?

[bezOS No.11079875]

>>11079835
Phone use detected.
administering electric shock.

[Anonymous No.11079891]

There is a parcel of Organic almonds in the shelf n front of me with standard shipping applied. Do you think the line manager will understand if I tuck in? I'm starving

[Anonymous No.11079935]

>>11079835
Fake and gay. Bezos made sure that the cages are grounded and thus act like Faraday Cages. Wagies that get stuck just have to wait until the next shift comes in since you ain't getting a signal through that

[Jeff No.11080001]

>>11079835

Thank you for your feedback.

Our brilliant engineers have designed a workout for this situation.

Please direct the robotic Bezo arm to enter the 24 digit alpha numeric unlock code on the keypad. This was the unlock code assigned to you on your first day.

Smiles,

Jeff

[Anonymous No.11080013]

"It's Friday night and my mom still hasn't let me out of my bedroom to go pee. I kept ringing the bell, but she wouldn't respond."

[Anonymous No.11080028]

>>11080001