/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.11065441]

Coming home to the wife after hours but then I woke up edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>Super cheap options commission
https://www.tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous thread: >>11062892

[Anonymous No.11065454]

what broker allows leveraging and shorting?

[Anonymous No.11065455]

>milfs without big breasts
Hmm, I dunno OP.

[Anonymous No.11065465]

MY WEED STOCKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Texas anon No.11065475]

https://southfloridalawblog.com/south-florida-foreclosures-spike-35/

[Anonymous No.11065476]

>>11065455
I'm with you Anon, there is something odd with small tited milfs. Like they are missing something... Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.11065483]

FUUUUUUUUCK YOUU CANOPPYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDNT I SELL HIGHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11065486]

Kroger has betrayed me
it hurts bros

[Anonymous No.11065491]

Bull market rest of the year. No days off.

[Anonymous No.11065494]

>mfw all the weed stock transferring to tilroy

Buy the dip, tomorrow is a green day.

[Anonymous No.11065496]

>>11065358 #
Except it does not actually double/triple gains over the long term due to DAILY leverage. What happens with leveraged ETFs if S&P drops 10% in 1 day and then goes up 11% the next day to break even? If you say the ETF breaks even as well you’re wrong and should not be investing in these ETFs.

[Anonymous No.11065497]

>>11065475
THE GHOST OF THE LEHMAN BROTHERS IS HERE

SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.11065498]

buy the amd dip

[Texas anon No.11065499]

>>11065455
>>11065476
They’re average size, it’s just the baggy shirt she’s wearing. I guess if you judging only by milf standards they’re smaller though.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065501]

1) Stop posting fucking ugly MILFs in the OP
2) Buy AMRS

[Anonymous No.11065508]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.11065514]

>>11065475
Boomers getting rekt on their mortgages.

[Anonymous No.11065517]

>ask advice in /smg/
>do the exact opposite
>now gorillionaire

[Texas anon No.11065518]

>>11065501
>literally the biggest virgin itt is going to tell us what a real woman is
Lol

[Anonymous No.11065521]

>>11065475
OH SHIT
HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11065523]

easy $8,000 in one day thanks to the Tesla of China.

[Anonymous No.11065529]

>the 10 year anniversary of the lehman brothers collapse is this weekend

what are they planning?

[Anonymous No.11065532]

>>11065399

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.11065534]

>>11065475
CIRCALS WITHING CIRCLES WITHIN CIRCLES

[Anonymous No.11065539]

TREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Mobile posting

[Anonymous No.11065540]

>>11065523
Watch out, read the china hustle

[Anonymous No.11065542]

>>11065529
The sequel will be even bigger.

[Anonymous No.11065543]

>>11065523
>missed out
FUCK MY BANK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11065545]

>>11065534
crazy how nature do that

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065546]

>>11065518
UM I'M ONLY ONLY 2/RDS A VIRGIN YOU DEGENERATE
Also liking milfs is indicative of low self esteem, because you subconsciously only believe you can have a used up roastie
Mommy's, on the other hand, are okay

[Anonymous No.11065551]

Twitter is going to die tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11065552]

>>11065546
and """girls""" with pensis are good too, right?
christ comfy you cant judge anyone on here, least of all milfbros

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065562]

>>11065552
Um the correct term is hermaphrodite. All I want is a nice girl with a penis AND a vagina

[Anonymous No.11065566]

FNGU forever

[Anonymous No.11065570]

>>11065523
Sell half and walk away

[Anonymous No.11065571]

>NIO 12$
Apologize to the sad anons you diacouraged from buying NIO this morning right now

[Anonymous No.11065573]

>>11065486
I TRUSTED YOU KROGER

[Anonymous No.11065580]

>>11065486
The price action was some of the shittiest I've seen all month if not longer. Total turd. Hope Trump issues an executive order removing the uptick rule and the share price gets disintegrated by the enormous overhead of sellers that were trying to short it. There are so many stocks on this market that are escaping the justice they deserve. Kroger would be under 20 today without that uptick rule. CRON might be a penny stock, but at least under 5 by now. Snap would have been destroyed. And so on and so on. By the grace of a corrupt regulatory body alone, these companies survive.

[Anonymous No.11065590]

>>11065543
I told you guys on time last night to buy this. also is only getting started so buy now before it gets too expensive.

[Anonymous No.11065594]

>>11065486
>>11065573
>investing in retail in the year 25 of our lord Jeff Bezos

[Anonymous No.11065602]

>>11065494
>buy the weed dip
you first senpai

[Anonymous No.11065606]

>>11065594
The only retail I invest in are REITs that own the land that lease to stores. The rest just get rekt by based Bezos

[Anonymous No.11065611]

My put options expire tomorrow, SHLD will likely go bankrupt. What do? Also, based MILF thread.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.11065634]

>>11065545
but it a computer generated gif x.x
triforce not found in nature !!!

[Anonymous No.11065643]

>>11065465
CGC ruined my life.... so much money gone...

[Anonymous No.11065644]

>>11065590
>dat dip
Not sure if buy opportunity or chink dump

[Anonymous No.11065659]

>>11065602

Yeah, I'm not prepared to jump in just yet on any of the big names. Still working on HVT and RTI. I took profit on the common shares yesterday on HVT. Today I noticed the warrants went way beyond the commons as far as plunge percentage, so I have a series of stepped orders snagging up the lows on that (they're currently trading -29% on the day). RTI never broke out on the recent weed boom so it's holding relatively stable for the moment and not approaching my stop yet.

[Anonymous No.11065662]

Ban has expired and i'm back baby!! Hope kneepad is doing well.

[Anonymous No.11065685]

>>11065514
The fucked Millennials... They get whats coming to them... Hope the chinks can afford to buy all their boomer homes...

[Anonymous No.11065693]

Long the XLF/SPY spread until it recouples with yields. Enjoy your free money faggots.

[Anonymous No.11065697]

HAHAHAHAHAH
NUKES
HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
UP UP AND AWAY BABY

[Anonymous No.11065703]

>>11065659
CGC is having its expected blowout
i see another day like this desu before it straightens out

>>11065465
>>11065643
i hope you were the faggots trying to smug the other day about FOMOing in AFTER the run was over

[Anonymous No.11065709]

>>11065697

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065722]

Should I get a strangle going on BAC earnings?

[Anonymous No.11065727]

AHHHHHHHHHHh get out of NIO

[Anonymous No.11065732]

is nlst coming back?

[Anonymous No.11065734]

>>11065727
Time to watch the shit fly in after hours!

[Anonymous No.11065738]

BOOM BOOM BOOM
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE CLOSING HAMMER
HOW DID YOU FUCK UP TODAY FRENS

[Anonymous No.11065743]

>>11065643
Why didnt you buy TLRY?

[Anonymous No.11065747]

>>11065738
Green Day = Good Day, fren

[Anonymous No.11065749]

>>11065727
why is only getting started? NIO $200 by EOY.

[Anonymous No.11065752]

DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>11065659

Ooh. RTI buy ledger stacked in the final minutes so I joined the buying fest. Nice 2% move right on close there. Bullish for tomorrow morning. Or, at least in so far as the first 30 minutes are concerned. After that who knows.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065754]

>>11065749
>NIO only sold a total of 500 cars EVER

[Anonymous No.11065759]

What happened to CERU (my nigga)?

[Anonymous No.11065766]

What are some good Dutch stocks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11065774]

All these faggots buying NIO thinking it's going to go to $420 like Tesla are going to get scammed by these slant eye'd thieving commies. You know what, its their own fault too.

[Anonymous No.11065779]

>>11065766
TLIP is doing good, I'd get in on that!

[Anonymous No.11065778]

>>11065754
So pretty much the same as tesla

[Anonymous No.11065782]

>>11065738

The markets need to have hammer wielding bunny girls on staff at all times for whacking the giant gongs at open and close. This is important to me.

[Anonymous No.11065784]

>>11065738
+1% day

[Anonymous No.11065793]

>>11065774
Yeah but, how much are you in for?

[Anonymous No.11065794]

>>11065743
I thought the run up was done... Am not touching these demon stocks now...

[Anonymous No.11065799]

today made me realize that i've already made it, just in the future. all i have to do is live. compounding is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.11065808]

>>11065799
its a pretty based feeling desu

[Anonymous No.11065811]

>>11065738
Up 1.6% so not a bad day at all.
>>11065749
>>11065754
I don't know what to think here. I seriously doubt the chinks are done with the meme after one day. There will be more time to make money, but ultimately this is risky as fuck.
How on earth did they get 1 billion dollars?

[Anonymous No.11065812]

>>11065808
yeah it's hard to explain. incredible though

[Anonymous No.11065825]

>>11065811
Same reason any chink gets money: someone in their family is a party member
thats how that country functions

[Anonymous No.11065834]

watching RH orders of random lot sizes being the only thing coming in on CGC is just making my fucking day rn
get fucked you absolute tards

btw does anyone know when robintrack updates its data?

[Anonymous No.11065841]

>>11065799
Don't get married without a prenupt, some way of hiding your assets, and/or a way to disappear from the country within 48 hours.

[Anonymous No.11065846]

>>11065834
How did people not see this was a very obvious bubble? Multiple times various different anon's called the top and said it was time to short, but hardly anyone listened.

[Anonymous No.11065853]

>>11065825
this but unironically
understanding the chinese is very simple
its all about the dynasty
you do what you can to further your dynasty, either by personal effort/cost or by marrying into another one thats stronger. thats literally it. this is their whole culture

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11065863]

>>11065793
I got 25 shares for $11.25

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.11065873]

>>11065738
me only made average wagie wage today ;_; (though spent most day asleep)

>>11065693
how do you know SPY wont crash to XLF price?

>>11065662
me having hard time breath but besides that OK !! ty for wandering hope you doing ok too !

[Anonymous No.11065885]

>>11065846
beats me
ive been saying that 56 was the top since it happened. the very obvious distribution shouldve given it away as well, but up until yesterday we had people bitching about "dudelmao but /biz/ told me to sell and it went up tho wtf lol"

i can only hope that they lose everything

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11065886]

>>11065873
plz don't die

[Anonymous No.11065897]

>>11065846
How low is it going. Is any weed stock a good buy? Damn shorts having too much fun

[Anonymous No.11065903]

>>11065693
youre saying long XLF and short SPY then?

[Anonymous No.11065914]

>>11065903
>Is any weed stock a good buy?
No. You still have plenty of time to short though. I wouldn't be shocked to see weed stocks pull back 50%.

[Anonymous No.11065942]

>>11065897
lower than you could ever possibly believe
then itll go back up again at some point past that

>>11065914
think you meant the other guy but i honestly see a full +61.8% retracement for CGC
and pretty much straight down the whole way too
its gonna be ugly

[Anonymous No.11065943]

>>11065846

Fomo and greed are market constants, anon. Happens every time. I have a bit of a conscience, just a little, so I made sure to post a number of times about how the dude weed was approaching overbought and then again when it was full bubbly. Whether or not folks listen is on them. Traders of my style need those fomo buyers so we can get out at the top without issue so I don't get mad or confused when this sort of thing happens. It's the game we play. I feel okay about it if I say on a public forum shits probably going down soon-like, and will happily offload my bags to those who do not heed the warnings. Business media does this too. There were several fud articles in the last week or two advising caution.

[Anonymous No.11065953]

>>11065738
I've been sitting my 350k crypto haul in cash since April

[Anonymous No.11065967]

>>11065943
i do a similar thing tho its mostly to improve my charting skills and call everyone else faggots when they go against me and eat shit

[Anonymous No.11065969]

>>11065523
Must be nice
Lost 1k today

[Anonymous No.11065974]

>>11065942
>think you meant the other guy
Yes I did, my apologies

[Anonymous No.11065983]

>>11065897
>Is any weed stock a good buy?

Perhaps. There will be a bull trap coming as there always is. You can trade that if you're quick and slippery.

Safer route would be to wait until Canopy Rivers (Canopy Growth's dude weed investment spin off) lists next week, and Acreage Holdings goes public this fall. Both of those are guaranteed to make some kind of run regardless of whether the sector at large is bullish or bearish.

[Anonymous No.11066000]

>>11065983
>There will be a bull trap coming as there always is
id argue thats already happened on CGC but youre right, even its deadcat bounces will be tradeable at this point desu

[Anonymous No.11066007]

ok wtf did I miss and why is it so high

I had like $5000 spare money in my TFSA to play with, ffuuuck

[Anonymous No.11066051]

>>11066007
>Martello Technologies Group is a global technology company delivering solutions that manage the performance of real-time services on cloud and enterprise networks. The company's products include unified communications (UC) performance management software as a service and SD-WAN technologies.

I dunno. News says it was a recent reverse takeover thing. They opened the market today. Way outside my area of expertise but I guess some whales thought it was a good buy this morning.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11066052]

>>11065693
also me really not understanding how SPY floating on average of sectors ATM, when clearly only two sectors are doing well

>>11065886
y-you t-tooo @_@
would be so pissed if went through all crap this year and finally find good way for make money at home just tube die >: ( !!!

[Anonymous No.11066054]

to there fags who were making fun of me for saying buy Intel suck it. My calls were sexy af

[Anonymous No.11066085]

will it ever fill?

[Anonymous No.11066098]

>>11066085
when you dont want it to, it will

[Anonymous No.11066123]

>>11065738
i bought amd high out of fomo and sold before it tanked too much
only lost $50

[Anonymous No.11066219]

So I bought a 46 dollar put on cgc at anons recommendation and won it today when it expired. Do I need to sell it or will it automatically do it? Was my first put so I'm not sure how it works at this point.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066243]

>>11066219
Wait, it expires today and you're still holding?
Do you have enough to exercise it?

[Anonymous No.11066256]

>>11066219
Yeah you needed to sell it lmao

[Anonymous No.11066259]

>>11065611
>bankrupt
Help guys

[Anonymous No.11066268]

>>11066243
Yes it expires today. Not sure what you mean if I ha e enough to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.11066271]

>>11066219
>So I bought a 46 dollar put on cgc at anons recommendation and won it today when it expired
>WON IT
People. Stop buying options if you don't understand how they fucking work!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066279]

>>11066268
You're fucked

[Anonymous No.11066283]

>>11066219
>>11066256
you need to sell it
but if its ITM at close tomorow it will be exercsed and youll have a 100 share short position on CGC, that is, if your broker does cash settlement (they should)

[Anonymous No.11066289]

>>11065662
Are you the bold chubby creepy fuck obsessed with rkg ?

[Anonymous No.11066295]

>>11066279
it doesnt expire today
it expires at close tomorrow
still the kid is likely to lose it all im sure

he sounds fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.11066303]

>>11066279
Copy

>>11066271
Come train me. Post portfolio

[Anonymous No.11066309]

>>11066289
>*bald
yes

[Anonymous No.11066318]

>>11066303
>asking people to "train" you
lmao fuck off kid, go watch youtube videos like the rest of us
nobody has time to deal with another retard
I'll even be nice and give you the 101 reading list

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066323]

>>11066295
I know I shouldn't call people retarded because of my terrible options trading, but that Anon really should not be trading options
>>11066303
Go read a book you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.11066357]

>>11066323
But I'm too busy buying options to read.

[Anonymous No.11066375]

why the fuck is it giving me a server error 500 when i try to sign up for robinhood? is the site down a lot?

[Anonymous No.11066378]

>>11066303
>Come train me.
Yeah you can google search that yourself negroid, don't expect me to spoon feed you how options work. We all had to learn on our own as well. Go to investopedia.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066380]

>>11066357
>haha I'm so quirky and /r/wsb losing money lmao memes guys

[Anonymous No.11066392]

>>11066323
someones gotta be the 90% that lose everything
regardless, CGC is actually likely to fall even more tomorrow at open, and the vega will boost it too, so the worst possible scenario will likely unfold:
namely, hell end up w an absolutely monstrous win, get extremely cocky, and then turn around and lose absolutely everything because of his undeserved sense of self accomplishment

[Anonymous No.11066395]

>>11066375
There is a limit on how many people can be signed up to use robinhood. You will probably have to wait until someone closes their account.

[Anonymous No.11066396]

>>11066357
>the retard tries to do a smart comeback instead of taking the advice handed to him
yep its underaged. Do your duty and cleanse underaged retards from the board

[Anonymous No.11066410]

>>11066378
Twas a jest.

>>11066380
>Tripfag cant take a joke

Typical. Aren't you the mormon here? Better go repent for saying nigger.

[Anonymous No.11066412]

>>11066396
>underage b&
>trading options
the problem will take care of itself

[Anonymous No.11066421]

>>11066268
Why are you trading options if you don't know how they work? Classic /biz/.

[Anonymous No.11066426]

>>11066410
mormons sy nigger more than literally anyone in the world desu senpai

[Anonymous No.11066427]

>>11066421
Pretty much.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066432]

>>11066410
>le edgy reddit atheist here to trade options without knowing shit
Please kill yourself and live stream it

[Anonymous No.11066437]

>>11066426
No they don't, I'm a Mormon.

[Anonymous No.11066439]

>>11066432
Also you are way past the repent stage anyway, so disregard his comment.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066448]

>>11066439
True
>>11066437
Reminder there is no historical proof for the book of Mormon and the church pussied out to Satan by getting rid of polygamy

[Anonymous No.11066449]

>>11066437
prove it
post your magical temple virginity full body underwear and timestamp or fake and gay

[Anonymous No.11066466]

TNDM is an unstoppable force. Anyone else on this ride?

[Anonymous No.11066481]

>>11066449
My girlfriends parents are mormon's and i've never heard of any body underwear. They are however, fucking batshit crazy, so there is that. Wouldn't surprise me if they did have some secret underwear.

[Anonymous No.11066484]

>>11065812
What do you compound mostly, dividends?

[Anonymous No.11066491]

>>11066481
>They are however, fucking batshit crazy, so there is that.
That's because they are part of a cult. All religions are just cults.

[Anonymous No.11066495]

>>11066395
I honestly wonder if its because I logged off before linking my account, because I wasnt sure if I wanted to use it. Now when I go to finish signup, it just returns a 500 server error. I wonder if the system got confused because I didnt actually link a bank account

[Anonymous No.11066499]

>>11066448
Polygamy was instated because the govt had bounties on mormons but ok. Who's the edgy atheist?

>>11066449 I stopped when I was 16. Still believe in it tho.

On topic, shouldn't TSLA be lower or is this the cult magic at work?

[Anonymous No.11066501]

>>11066448
>Reminder there is no historical proof for the book of Mormon and the church pussied out to Satan by getting rid of polygamy
There has to be proof of something for a bunch of people to believe in Mormonism.

[Anonymous No.11066511]

>CRON
Pls stop

[Anonymous No.11066526]

>>11066511
Is your gains baby getting its baby face smacked in?

[Anonymous No.11066530]

>>11066484
I invest in mutual funds and they make distributions that are both capital gains (mostly) and some dividends that I then reinvest in said funds or potentially another fund that I like that is experiencing a large dip. you don't even have to do the second part though you can just stick with one fund and let the divis reinvest and buy on dips and be comfy letting the shit compound fren

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11066532]

How do you polygamist mormon faggots file your taxes, do you have like 1 joint filing with your favorite wife and then like the other broads all file singly?

[Anonymous No.11066531]

>>11066495
I was just fucking with you. Robinhood is stock trading made by Playskool. They just suck at everything keep trying. And since we are talking about Playskool, buy HAS.

[Anonymous No.11066536]

>>11066532
>How do you polygamist mormon faggots file your taxes
Taxes?

[Anonymous No.11066541]

>>11066481
>pic related

>>11066499
>I stopped when I was 16. Still believe in it tho.
FAKE AN GAY
also
>shouldn't TSLA be lower or is this the cult magic at work?
murdochs son is on the board, i honestly expect this thing to rally until we get a bear stearns blowout. the plan seems to be to let elon self destruct and blame it on him

>>11066511
oh its only just begun my retarded friend
were you the one who scoffed when i pointed out it was trading at a P/E of 1200 the other day? git fucking REKT fagget

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066543]

>>11066532
>paying taxes
>ever
>>11066499
Polygamy was a thing because church leaders wanted some more sweet eternal pussy

[Anonymous No.11066555]

>>11066532
>>11066536
>He files taxes

[Anonymous No.11066556]

>>11066481
forgot bic

[Anonymous No.11066561]

>>11066511

Jesus anon set a stop loss for god sakes. Never trade bubbly spec stocks without a stop loss. I know people like to say stop losses are risky and a sucker's move because of stock manipulation, but the reality is they will save you more often than they screw you provided you set them half assed intelligently.

[Anonymous No.11066570]

>>11066561
it doesnt matter
its our money now senpai

[Anonymous No.11066574]

>>11066543
Maybe. I'd like to believe otherwise. Damned if I believe, gay if I don't and damned anyway.

>>11066541
>Larping as a Mormon
Why?

[Anonymous No.11066583]

>>11066484
Any suggestions ?

[Anonymous No.11066593]

Take out puts/short positions on ebr. Brazil is fucked and There’s no way they will hit their production targets for supplying Boeing and the shares will go to nothing.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11066600]

>>11066357
Dude options made to rape retail
Only people who make money on options are
>people who have edge in calculating risk
>people who make the premium
>people who can hedge extremely well

[Anonymous No.11066606]

reminder to all those on the cruise
tomorrow is the day
if we get an 8k and it says dilution is ogre, its fucking ON
>pic related
me in the white w my one bitch

>>11066574
idk comfy does it
i dont ask questions

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11066607]

Of course just when I take up a position in fucking natural gas MLPs they all fucking start blowing up in mass.

[Anonymous No.11066631]

>>11066607
too early for the natgas senpai
wait a bit

[Anonymous No.11066635]

>>11066600
Ah ok. I was nervous all week because it wasn't dropping then today after lunch it plummeted.

>>11066606
Kek

[Anonymous No.11066646]

my dad works at vanguard...does this mean when signing up for robinhood i have to answer "yes" to the question "does a family member work at a brokerage"? I honestly dont even know if vanguard is a brokerage or something else

[Anonymous No.11066648]

>>11066511
You aren't still holding are you.... sometimes you have to cut off the arm to save the body

[Anonymous No.11066655]

>>11066600

Pretty much. I like to think of it like trading common shares is swimming with piranhas, while trading options is swimming near great white shark territory with a coating of chum all over you. ETFs are sort of swimming with piranhas while wearing a lightweight wetsuit.

[Anonymous No.11066658]

>>11066530
what's your current number and made it number?

[Anonymous No.11066670]

>>11066646
Yeah, I would just click no and never talk to your father ever again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.11066671]

>>11066631
No i'm talking about the 20 line explosions that just occurred in Massachusettes.

[Anonymous No.11066689]

>>11066671
hmm
that may boost natgas desu
not your MLPs tho obviously

[Anonymous No.11066747]

>>11066670
Well, I mean, in full disclosure I probably have to tell them right? It just feels weird to give my fathers name to something.

[Anonymous No.11066759]

>>11066747
You have two choices. Click no and hope you don't make any flukey trades that would raise an alarm. Or click yes, and then I don't know what happens next.

[Anonymous No.11066764]

>>11066747
It might be because you'd have access to professional, if not insider, help?

[Anonymous No.11066779]

>>11066747
You heard the guy, just click no and don't bother ever speaking to your dad again. What did that guy ever do for you besides help give you life. Pfft, please--he brought you into this sick world and now it's time to cut ties with the people dragging you down.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066799]

>>11066747
Click no, they don't care

[Anonymous No.11066837]

>>11066421
weed stocks attracts the most unprepared retarded people to the bandwagon, full FOMO because legalization is on the horizon even though it's already been priced in.

i would know. i was on the january bandwagon

[Anonymous No.11066860]

>>11066799
fuck you comfy why would you tell him to hide the truth and literally commit libel
you're such a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11066866]

>>11066759
nothing happens if you click yes
they dont give a shit, its just for their records

[Anonymous No.11066870]

>>11066860
I have no problem revealing everything and being 100% honest. I just dont want them to call my dad or his company and hassle them or anything.

[Anonymous No.11066874]

>>11066561
>I know people like to say stop losses are risky and a sucker's move because of stock manipulation, but the reality is they will save you more often than they screw you provided you set them half assed intelligently.
according to robintrack, there were only 1000 (-2%) people who stopped holding CGC. How the fuck do the rest of the holders (~60,0000) even sleep at night? Can't imagine why there would be any point setting as stop limit >13% lower than the previous closing price so I'd assume most of these people don't have any sort of stop limit.


that said, it hurt me to see my stop limit trigger at CAD$55 and see it surge to CAD$70 within the next week because of the last stragglers on FOMO who just got their trading accounts approved.

[Anonymous No.11066889]

>>11066870
your dad would like to talk to you anon give him a call and say hi

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066915]

>>11066870
Don't tell them Anon, they'll probably charge you 300% trading fees because you are connected to (((powerful people))) at vanguard

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066924]

>>11066860
>not lying to the feds as much as possible
Hello, fucking commie

[Anonymous No.11066943]

>>11066870
Just google that shit anon

[Anonymous No.11066947]

>>11066924
We need to take that pic and photoshop your face, Comfy, with a bamboo stick.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066961]

>>11066947
Haha what a good idea Anon how about we promptly forget that
You seem sleepy Anon, why don't you go take a nap

[Anonymous No.11066964]

this kills TSLA. NIO EOY $200.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krOV0mIbbF0&feature=share

[Anonymous No.11066965]

couldn't post this week because of work but I really can't believe how many people just gave me their money when they fomo'd on cgc

go on, sell

[Texas anon No.11066970]

>>11066924
>comfy finally loses high virginity because he lied to the feds and got raped in prison
I’m ok with this.

[Anonymous No.11066974]

I was gonna buy calls on NIO on open but didn't have the capital

would have 10x'd my money today from the IV spike

sad

[Anonymous No.11066982]

>>11066889
>>11066915
>>11066943
Fuck. I did it and now it wants me to upload a 407 letter. fuck.

[Anonymous No.11066987]

>>11066974
That's ok though because I will short the inevitable collapse later this year just like with BILI and IQ

[Anonymous No.11066988]

>>11066924
you know, you used to be a good tripfag who made original content. i even sent you a retarded email thanking you for it
but you've deleted your channel and now you just shitpost like every other fucking asinine tripfag without a purpose or a life. you're the new big5guy now
kill yourself

[BagholderExtreme No.11066998]

>>11066961
nope if you're going to have images of my cock saved on your pc and spread them into the bunker it's the least that should happen.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11066999]

>>11066988
Oh no another person I've disappointed, what ever shall I do
>>11066970
BBC?

[Anonymous No.11067003]

>>11066924
you're a pretty top tripfriend tbqh. I enjoy your memes rather much

[Anonymous No.11067014]

>>11066982
Back up plan.
>pull out a couple of teeth
>plant them in your car
>fill your car with as many explosives as possible
>drive the car off a cliff and watch it explode
>Move to a border town and hook up with a guy that can give you a new social security number.
>reapply for robinhood

[Anonymous No.11067023]

oh yeah btw weed is fugged

[Anonymous No.11067031]

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11067037]

>>11067003
UwU <3<3<3

[BagholderExtreme No.11067044]

>>11067031
That's just the first sell off bear trap. You're not even in the media attention level yet to be quite honest.

[Anonymous No.11067055]

>>11067037
How much you want to bet that girl ages like sour cream. Those tits will be touching her knees in ten years.

[Anonymous No.11067059]

oh btw
another $86M of TLT accumulated on the bell today
this isnt happening for no reason senpaitachi
remember:
SELL bonds

>>11066998
lol i atleast spoilered it
i dont need to look at that shit

>>11066874
its ok
time to make money on the way down
fuck em

>>11067023
>>11067031
we know
im seeing CGC to 35 desu
then who knows

i was almost gonna ditch my puts today, but then it just kept crashing into close
curiosity got the better of me

[Anonymous No.11067061]

>>11066052
where is XLV & XLF?

[BagholderExtreme No.11067060]

>>11067055
I thought the same exact thing.

[Anonymous No.11067086]

>>11066965
can you believe these niggers?
i told em to fucking buy it
and they actually did it
can you believe it?
absolute madmen

[Anonymous No.11067101]

>>11065571
Lets just face it, people are going to mentally mark it at 8% of Tesla and if that hits 320 its going to 28. Fuck my life I AM BUYING YOU TOMORROW I SWEAAAAR

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11067117]

Unrelated, but I just watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFgtYrw4J8
Rip Terry, you'll always be in my heart :(

[Anonymous No.11067121]

>>11066259
If a company goes bankrupt you would get your option executed. Either they give you 16 bucks or you have to have 200 in your trading account because your puts are In The Money. If a company outright closes down and delists your option could expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.11067122]

>>11067044
youre missing the important part of the picture tho
the volume peaked on the peak at 56ish, which in this case, was the bulltrap as it occurred after the stock had consolidated some. then all last week and this one we had more distribution w volume falling steadily all week. now retards will keep buying this dip for revs to start comng in EoM, but they obviously wont save them and i assume it will bleed for the rest of the month now

[Anonymous No.11067127]

>mfw I sold CGC at $52 last week

dodged a bullet there wew. Anyways whys everyone obsessed with tilray?

[Anonymous No.11067129]

>>11067117
hes not ded tho
that shit was fake and gay

[Anonymous No.11067133]

>>11067117
He's not fucking dead is he?!? There will be absolutely nobody left to identify glow in the dark CIA niggers!

[Anonymous No.11067144]

Is TDAmeritrade a ripoff, or is that a pretty reasonable commission they take?

[Anonymous No.11067147]

>american TSLA doesnt turn a profit
>somehow magically chink shit TSLA will
sry guys just salty i didnt jump on the IPO

[Anonymous No.11067153]

>>11067129
>>11067133
I'm pretty sure the police office in Oregon confirmed that he got hit by a train and killed ;_;

[Anonymous No.11067155]

>>11065738
>NIO
I got bailed out by Chinkla. I took someones fucking ETE 10 calls trade idea and then it plunged on merger approval and hurricane downgrade. -180

So I bought Chinkletric Claws and +410 because I only sold at 8.75

I also lost on some other random Apple option so ended up +105 at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.11067158]

>>11067127
im glad you werent retarded senpai
>whys everyone obsessed with tilray?
cuz its still going up
itll collapse w the rest of em
theyre all at unrealistic levels rn. all fucking hype

>>11067153
he wasnt in oregon and that dude was lke 70
not him senpai

[Anonymous No.11067163]

>>11067153
Short SPY, the globalists finally made their move.

[Anonymous No.11067184]

>$5k in MSFT (made 20% so far)
>10k in GE, bought at $13 (Oof)
>$5k in RDS.A

Rate? Also have $100k cash I don’t know what to do with. Probably will buy a house soon and put $50k down

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.11067187]

>>11065441
am i still shadowbanned

[Anonymous No.11067198]

>>11067147
>NIO
I feel you, Wall Street seemed to agree. I have this theory that millennials trade without any mercy and are beginning to take over the markets. I noticed how they actually won and turned Nike into a bullish stock. So they have figured out what no Boomer could.. just as long as you pile into some hypebeast with a decent float guess what you pay off some motherfucking student loans. Nobody is trying to retire.

[Anonymous No.11067204]

>>11067127
>dodged a bullet there wew.
why do you say it like that? there's hardly any risk at all if you already have a position and just riding the wave. The only issue is your stop limit triggering prematurely because of how volatile it is.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11067217]

>>11067061
tell me if wrong
but from what of understood XLV and XLF impact S&P minimally, at least thats how was explained

[Anonymous No.11067235]

>>11067158
holy fucking shit that's the biggest juciest bubble of them all

literally spit out my drink when I saw a 500% rise in 15 days

my dick can't get any harder

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.11067237]

>>11067153
I didn't cry when my great grand parents died, but I unironically did when Terry died.
He needed so much help he never got. He was incredibly intelligent guy, just mentally sick. Heartbreaking, really

[Anonymous No.11067238]

>>11067184
Exactly what you should do anon once you get big money always get into some real estate, either in a apartment partnership or flip some home. You can eventually take that 50K profit and then get back into stocks.

[Anonymous No.11067256]

>>11067235
fuck it'll have to paint for at least another month for me to identify where I should short

[Anonymous No.11067280]

>>11067256
yea im waiting for some signs of distribution
itll happen fast tho

[Anonymous No.11067287]

it will probably paint a triangle at the top before collapsing

the chart is so small I can't use 4h or daily charts to paint memelines

[Anonymous No.11067317]

>>11067187
i dont think you were senpai
they only do that shit on like TWTR and FB and stuff

[Anonymous No.11067325]

>>11067187
yes

[Anonymous No.11067330]

>>11067287
So, is it a good move to buy some nio and tilray tomorrow morning and sell it before they plunge or too risky?

[Anonymous No.11067337]

>>11067330
nio yes tilray no

[Anonymous No.11067338]

>>11067287
m thinking the top is already in on it. itll pullback immediately to around 100-112 then flutter around there for a while, then maybe some sort of suckers rally after thats all done, and then we put her down

>>11067330
terrible idea
do tat w something thats DOWN, not something thats up 500%

also, NEVER buy chink ripoff companies

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067346]

Whats with all the 3DP posting? Are you guys gay or something?

[Anonymous No.11067351]

>>11067338
nio will probably pump for a good month before it dumps

[Anonymous No.11067356]

>>11065498
This. INFINITE GAINS.

[Anonymous No.11067357]

>>11067346
this

also hows ur IQ stock

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067369]

>>11067357
Lockup is coming and China talks are resuming. Its setting up to flop for another 3 months or rocket off into the sun.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11067375]

>>11067144
you can get it lowered if you ask and have like 25k+
me only pay $3 and it will get lower next month

[Anonymous No.11067378]

>>11067369
your months long suffering gives me energy

[Anonymous No.11067379]

>>11067217
http://siblisresearch.com/data/sp-500-sector-weightings/

almost 1/3 of the index... i think that "float" is the whole faang + msft driving the market this year.

[Anonymous No.11067385]

>>11067369
but at least you have good taste in anime girls

[Anonymous No.11067388]

>>11067330
TSLA is losing shareholders to NIO. they are going to pump it up like they did to TSLA.

[Anonymous No.11067395]

>>11067388
nio is meme squared

it's also doomed to a clean bubble and collapse due to being chinese scam shares

glorious potential

[Anonymous No.11067406]

>>11065738
-4%

[Anonymous No.11067407]

What are some good ETFs to buy if I already own a total stock market mutual fund? I was thinking maybe a growth ETF or something Healthcare specific

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067409]

>>11067378
>>11067385
I would say mild discomfort before suffering. If IQ falls sub 25 and stays there I will transition to suffering. My mental is pretty strong.

[Anonymous No.11067417]

>>11067338
What's wrong with chink ripoff companies? I mean yes obviously they won't rise to infinity and beyond, but they're good for a quick flip right?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067448]

>>11067417
Copies inherently have more value than the real thing because in their attempt to achieve legitimacy they strengthen themselves to far above that of the original.

But for realsies, They are fine if the fundamentals check out, people will come around to trusting them as China cleans up their act. They have too if they want to compete longterm. Buy fear sell hype.

[Anonymous No.11067460]

>>11067409
you know you can recover your loses on IQ if you buy NIO. like no joke I lost money from holding IQ for days and I made it all back in a day with NIO.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11067470]

>>11067379
OMFG
thank you for this anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067477]

>>11067460
I will hold true to my convictions. If China wants to copy the US's success, then if the fundamentals support that path I will follow.

[Anonymous No.11067503]

>>11067477
>not extending your unironic racism and elitism to your trading and profiting off the failures of lesser people

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11067523]

>>11067503
no body am inherently better than anyone else ;_;
especially here

[Anonymous No.11067564]

>>11067470
no problem... u charts real good. pls keep it up.

[Anonymous No.11067567]

>>11067523
People with more money are better, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer.

[Anonymous No.11067574]

>>11067523
are you claiming that you aren't a better trader than most of this thread, kneepads?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067575]

>>11067503
>not spreading your tried and true imperialist ideals to foreign nations and siphoning the wealth from them to embolden yourself and expand your cultural dominance.

[Anonymous No.11067600]

>>11067575
>not wanting to burn everyone else to the ground and sell the ashes for entertainment

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067623]

>>11067600
>being a nihilist who destroys others instead of using them for personal gain

Sounds like shit tier nihilism desu.

[BagholderExtreme No.11067625]

>>11067575
>Not forcing people to trade for goods and services using your country's fiat currency so that while they're holding onto it you can print more and effectively tax them at will.

[Anonymous No.11067637]

>>11067623
not nihilistic but rather Machiavellian

Who says you can't profit in the process of watching something burn? That's literally what shorting is for.

[Anonymous No.11067673]

holy shit after hours on NIO got me to $10,000 in a single day.

[Anonymous No.11067682]

>options expiration tomorrow
>AMD max pain $28.5
mama mia

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067687]

>>11067637
Profiting from destruction feels so barbaric. Your some sort of mercantile barbarian.

>>11067673
Nio may see a short term pump, especially if China talks go well. I'm still sitting out since I don't know enough about it.

[Anonymous No.11067723]

>>11067673
nio will pump until it doesn't

when I post saying puts on nio in like a month, you should bail

unless it completely collapses without painting anything and leaves me behind

[Anonymous No.11067766]

SPY all time high tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11067777]

>>11067682
I literally own those same puts anon, may the bears be with us!

[Anonymous No.11067793]

>>11067777
checked

[Anonymous No.11067799]

>EA pumping
Fuck EA, whoever buys that stock is a literal idiot.
Why is twitter bouncing back too? They just shut down Gab. Stupid ass market.

[Anonymous No.11067811]

>>11067625
>>11067623
>>11067600
>>11067575
>>11067503
>oh why hello my fellow imageboard users
>heh, boy i sure as heck do love memearrows
>good stuff epic winrars UUUU

[Anonymous No.11067835]

>>11067777
checked GL with your puts anon

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067851]

>>11067811
>32 posts by this ID
>Hates fun

[Anonymous No.11067860]

>>11065441
I can not understand to save my life what itm atm otm mean in the option basics part 1 video

[Anonymous No.11067862]

>>11067766
not seeing it desu
too indecisive
maybe well give it a kiss tho

but theres no way we push through too far w out a serious boost in the volume

>>11067851
>its a joke senpai
>i unironically love meme arrows

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067873]

>>11067860

[Anonymous No.11067915]

>>11067873
see theres so many terms i need to learn to even understand what thats saying

[Anonymous No.11067921]

>>11065441
I BOUGHT PUTS ON FUCKING SNAP AND NOW I OWE $1500 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11067924]

>>11067860
youre never going to make it

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.11067931]

>>11067915
If you break even higher than the current price on Calls, or Lower than the current price on Puts.

I still love you son. I'm not angry, but I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.11067939]

>>11067921
social media will tank more... my twtr puts depend on it.

[BagholderExtreme No.11067944]

SPY is going to be red as fuck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11067967]

>>11067944
sure
itll start out ok tho

[Anonymous No.11067977]

>>11067944
red with Bear blood as it breeches all time highs

[Anonymous No.11067984]

So...
Any $MU bros?
Looking forward to this coming conference call. Glad for Tepper's ringing endorsement today.

[Anonymous No.11067987]

>>11067931
please pop pop im trying :[

[BagholderExtreme No.11067989]

>>11067977
Nah you've got a major hurricane making landfall, shit's going to be red as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11068013]

>>11067915
itm=strike price more valuable than stock price, otm= strike price less valuable than stock price, atm= strike price=stock price. Value is dependent on whether you think it will go up(call) or down(put)

[Anonymous No.11068037]

>>11067989
That was priced in Last week
These days hurricanes arent that bad, its the new technological era

[Anonymous No.11068065]

>>11067984
having tepper on the bull side of the whole DRAM thesis is reassuring for sure

[BagholderExtreme No.11068074]

>>11068037
Ok, all time high time to buy.

[Texas anon No.11068095]

Somebody shoop a monster in her hand and I’ll make it the next OP.

[Anonymous No.11068102]

What the fucking fuck? Does anyone even like Call of Duty anymore? That stupid Blizzard game destroyed two companies in Funko and Turtle Beach like they were Chinese scams. People that freaked?

Also goddamn me straight to hell I should have just manned up and bought NIO before bell... fuck after hours and pre market now its going to 16 before I even wake up and its STILL going to do obnoxious TLRY money.

[Anonymous No.11068104]

>>11068074
Correct

[Anonymous No.11068112]

>>11068074
I'm not even going to argue the priced in meme in general, but look at the facts in this case. the hurricane looks to be weaker than expected coming into land. so if anything the price would go up on better expectations. couple this with the fact we just successfully filled the gap at 2864 and and there's nothing standing in front of new highs tomorrow. if it doesn't happen it would frankly be shocking or black swan

[Anonymous No.11068116]

>>11068065
I can't believe when I double check it, it's usually the cheapest stock in the entire market. A cheap stock off cyclical concerns? Cool.

The fucking cheapest stock in the entire market? With growing secular prospects and the buyback? And oligopoly hopefully rationalizing supply decisions? And 3D NAND?

Come at me trough. Come at me.

[Anonymous No.11068192]

>>11068102
you can still buy NIO just don't be a pussy this time and make $10,000 in one day. pic related from NIO in a single day. people can't short it yet and lock-up is still up.

[Anonymous No.11068241]

>up 151 at open
>down 40 at close
Goddamnit AMD, don't disappoint me tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11068253]

BOJ to pump nikkei to 23000+ close
Bullish implications

[Anonymous No.11068254]

>>11068241
Why are you buying the top?

[Anonymous No.11068272]

>>11068254
who said I was?

[Texas anon No.11068299]

Went with a comfy A frame
>>11068291
>>11068291
>>11068291
>>11068291

[Anonymous No.11068322]

>>11065508
>tfw only 5 shares in Aurora
I'm glad I didn't fall for the meme, probably going to get my money back, bought low recently.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.11068357]

>>11067851

[Anonymous No.11068438]

I told you guys to buy grvy.

You still have a chance to buy grvy before liftoff to the moon next week. Most undervalued gaming stock of all time with extremely high growth potential.

[Anonymous No.11068472]

I have 9k in crypto and I want to get into stocks... I figured I could put 1k more into crypto since its pretty cheap right now and then start moving on to stocks. I think my first pick will be something with divs, what do you guys recommend? I'm thinking T