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I want to enjoy some of my crypto gains. What is the coolest thing I can buy for like 1-2 grand?

>> No.11060835

>>11060822
gold plated kneepads

>> No.11060839

Can get a good drone for 2k

>> No.11060841

>>11060822
if (self.status === "npc")
buy("apple")
else if (self.status === "autist")
buy("windows laptop").uninstallWith("linux")
else
buy("windows")
end

>> No.11060858
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11060858

Depends on what you’re into but I’d say the entry point for almost any hobby lands right around 1-2k. If you’re the typical /biz/ incel you could build a really nice PC for that much. If you want something that is sort of showy, you could completely update your wardrobe at mid range clothing stores. A year long gym membership and setting aside the leftover money for clean food and supplements is an idea. Or you could by a 90’s era motorcycle that needs some work and tinker with it. Just my 2 TRX.

>> No.11060859

>>11060822
probably an iPhone Xs

>> No.11060908

High end prostitute
Steak & Lobster at Red Lobster
Fortnite

>> No.11060960

Google Xiaomi short throw projector. 150 inches of HD porn