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Anonymous Wed Sep 12 23:02:35 2018 No.11058354 [Reply] [Original]

>400-500$
>No big deal, just skip a car payment, pick up a little overtime, and maybe skip a few meals and you can afford the new iPhone
>700-800$
>There's now literally no way for the average wagecuck to be able to afford this, but don't worry you can finance it.
>Not so bad in and of itself, but your carrier is already charging you an arm and a leg for data. >Also you need to pay for insurance because you're GOING to break the piece of shit.
>Now you have two jobs and you're struggling to put food on the table, but it's alright. You've got the new top of the line Instagram machine.
>2 years later
>Apple board of directors are having a meeting.
>"Tim, can you believe this? We removed the headphone jack, put this ugly ass notch on the top of the screen, and now the phone is too big to fit in your pocket. These fucking cattle won't stop eating this shit up."
>They all begin falling over each other in laughter.
>All while they use shitty Nokias from the 00s and their bank accounts tripple by the minute.
>*WHEEZ* *SNORT* *COUGH*
>GUYS, GUYS WATCH THIS.
>1700 USfuckingD
We need to gas ifag NPCs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 23:07:29 2018 No.11058395 >>11058354 2004: subprime housing market 2014: subprime auto market 2024: subprime cell phone market what could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 23:07:40 2018 No.11058397 >>11058354 you could always just not buy it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 23:16:15 2018 No.11058460 >>11058354 why the fuck do people have to waste their money on these stupid phones every 4 months? I buy a $100 phone on ebay and it works great for like 3 years, this is why America isn't wealthy anymore.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:53:39 2018 No.11059245

>>11058460
Fuck if I know. You'd have to be the dumbest motherfucker on earth to pay that much for a phone that does nothing a 3 year old 6S can't do practically as good. Oh except for have a fucking headphone jack and a perfectly functional touch id button. And most of the idiots who buy this will finance it. While working some shit McDonald's tier job. It's like ghetto kids on welfare with $250 Nikes. Shit is damn ludicrous.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:59:17 2018 No.11059294

>>11058354
>>11058395
>>11058397
>>11058460
>>11059245
>t.ironically typing away on their crapbook pros.
>b-but muh OS
>it’s s-superior
>muh build quality
>muh 9gorillion usd price

No sweetie fuck off back to plebbit, biz is only for Lenovo thinkpad chads

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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:00:35 2018 No.11059299
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>just walk in a store and buy the newest freshest iphone
>qt cashier girl is in awe as I pull out my fat moneyclip and drop a couple benjamins on the counter
>walk off into the sunset while poorfags have to live on the edge to afford this shitty phone

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:01:50 2018 No.11059305 >>11059294 T420 master race reporting in

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:03:49 2018 No.11059316 >>11059294 T440p Chad reporting in, unironically upgraded my laptops processor with an i7, was so freaking easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:03:52 2018 No.11059317 >>11059305 > Posted from my IPhone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:06:59 2018 No.11059341 >>11058354 Why would I need the newest phone? I’m fine with my 6s, and once that shits out on me I’ll buy a 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:10:52 2018 No.11059370 >>11058354 I've been using SE's. Stoked to get the new version once my current dies for good (it's been brought back to life 3x in china)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:11:39 2018 No.11059379 >>11059317 Cope o p e

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:11:46 2018 No.11059380 >>11058354 EVERYBODIES PHONE COSTS THE SAME ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:15:02 2018 No.11059401 >>11059299 >a couple benjamins >"SIR, you owe us $600, SECURITY!".

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:19:07 2018 No.11059422 Only reason I want an iPhone is for better instagram selfies

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:20:56 2018 No.11059429 File: 16 KB, 128x128, 1508730313123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11059305 t420 mustard paste reporting in, just got a hard drive replacement for my CD drive

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Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:23:21 2018 No.11059443

>>11058354
It's not 1700 USD, where are you seeing that?
More importantly, why does it bother you how others spend their money? A cell phone is something you use all fucking day long. It's your way to plug into not just all of the worlds information, but breaking news and events, and to keep in touch with family and friends. If there is one device to do that, wouldn't you want the best? Great camera, battery life, screen etc. If you can't afford it then there are dozens of options out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:23:51 2018 No.11059447 File: 101 KB, 480x337, D3588B2D-F2ED-4F59-8B6B-5E55D60E7EDE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11059422 Nice bait faggot, we both know you have no social media or friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:30:18 2018 No.11059477 >>11059447 Whats your IG

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 02:43:44 2018 No.11059864 >>11059477 Dilbravishla

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 02:47:46 2018 No.11059899 File: 71 KB, 1197x540, motherofgoditstimeomgitshappennig omfg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11059294 had a t440s pretty shitty to bre honest have like 4 of em track pads always break went back to ol reliable t430s

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 02:48:58 2018 No.11059913 >>11059864 pajeet confirmed

>>	Loser Thu Sep 13 02:52:08 2018 No.11059940 wait, people buy these new? I thought fiscally responsible people that bought their own phones just got two-year-old iphones from swappa or ebay or something.