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What does it feel like to slowly slide in and out of a tight hole like pic related? Please I really want to know. I'm a 33 year old virgin with social anxiety. What does the inside of a vagina feel like?

>> No.11058198

Feels good man

>> No.11058200

>>11058188
Wrong board, you’re looking for /b/.

>> No.11058202

>>11058188
it felt like smelly sandpaper cause it was dark and i put it in the wrong hole

>> No.11058203

>>11058188
business and finance .

>> No.11058218

>>11058188
big fan of both vaginal and anal sex. feels very nice

>> No.11058223

snip the end off a banana

carefully scoop out the insides without breaking it

20 seconds in the microwave

>> No.11058226

>>11058202
Mama said never stop until you bust a nut.

>> No.11058230

did she have surgery to achieve such a pussy?

>> No.11058232

>>11058203
When the market is closed threads go full retard

I kinda like it desu, it's like going home after a long day

>> No.11058242

>>11058223
I tried this but with a watermelon. I cut a hole just barely big enough for my dick to slide into and then sat down on it. The watermelon broke beneath me as I tried to sit down on it and I ended up sacking myself and couldn't walk for a couple of days. My times with experimenting with fruits are long gone.

>> No.11058255

>>11058188

30 year old male virgin here.

honestly? I'm gonna try this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQWWKJT/

>> No.11058273
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>>11058188
>>11058255
jesus fucking christ just go buy a hooker and be done with it

>> No.11058300

>>11058273

yeah but i don't want AIDS/STD/HIV/etc tho

>> No.11058307

>>11058188
Reported, enjoy your ban.

>> No.11058310

>>11058300
pay for a higher class one and rubber up, you'll be fine lad

>> No.11058325

>>11058310

nah.

>> No.11058329

>>11058300
You run the same risk fucking tinder/Instagram skags. Just take the hooker pill.

>> No.11058350 [DELETED] 

>>11058325
well your amazon toy is just going to make you feel worse, so whatever

>> No.11058384

>>11058232
>closed

>> No.11058407

I wish I knew. 24 yr old virgin, currently in Asia and getting hit on for the first time in my life but my autism won’t let me proceed at all. I just go back to the hotel and fap whilst wondering what smashing that girl would be like. Fucking hell end my suffering

>> No.11058437

>>11058188
Fuck her body and pussy is perfect.

FYI you’ll probably never get this without paying for it. Might as well pay for it and find out yourself

>> No.11058463

>>11058329
Skag is heroin

>> No.11058474

>>11058188
>>11058255
>>11058407
Meet up with me this December in Thailand for my sex vacation. I'll pay for your first hooker.

>> No.11058493

>>11058474
Are you a rescue diver?

>> No.11058495

>>11058188
See you in a few days, homeslice

>> No.11058526

someone tell me how does the butthole feel? better or worse

>> No.11058528

>>11058493
No, I'm unironically black and can't swim. And I'm not a pedo.

>> No.11058540

>>11058528
ok I was asking for a friend
t. Elon Musk

>> No.11058546

>>11058474
Hey you got any more of them first hookers? I'll meetup for a sex vacation. You can't threaten me with a good time.

>> No.11058571

>tfw had a qt and she wanted me to put it in her butt my dick wouldnt fit

JUST

>> No.11058587

>>11058188
Holy shit she looks exactly like my ex. Whats her name?

>> No.11058593

>>11058587
generic vapid cunt number 692012332

>> No.11058602

>>11058593
>t. Virgin

>> No.11058605

pussy is 100x superior to anal, you only put it in her ass because you can.
that said, not all pussy is equal. some pussy gets really warm and hot and wet, some not so much. you want to be able to feel the heat coming off the pussy without even touching it. i had a gf like that, god damn it was good.

>> No.11058612

>>11058593
redpilled

>> No.11058615

>>11058242
the absolute state of biz

>> No.11058632

feels like a bag of sand

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>>11058602

>> No.11058643

>>11058605
I was banging this girl and her pussy was like a waterfall, there wasn't any friction at all it was like fucking water

>> No.11058660

>>11058526
Cumming inside a woman's ass is the best feeling in the world. Just gotta go slow and use enough lube but they will eventually submit to your dick.

>> No.11058679

>>11058203
He's literally trying to give someone the business

>> No.11058691

>>11058188
Like bags of sand

>> No.11058697

>>11058188
WHY HASNT THIS SHIT BEEN DELETED YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11058722

>>11058660
>anal
absolutely degenerate

>> No.11058735

>>11058232
Wagecuck detected.

>> No.11058742

>>11058474

email?