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How did Apple do it? How did they brainwash NPCs so easily?

>> No.11053109

scripters wrote in a lazy loop

>refresh phone every year
npcs love loops

>> No.11053132

why brainwash? Theyre programmed to buy it

>> No.11053188
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They put nano particles in S o y that transmits signals to buy Apple produkts

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>did you see the new iPhone came out?

>> No.11053281

>>11053077
Npc checking in. At least I aint broke like you "woke" neets

>> No.11053296

>>11053281
if we were all niggers, you'd be a house nigger, good for you i guess.

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>>11053077
YES GIBS ME TEH APPLES, I HOPE THEY PUT MARVEL IN THE APPLES PHONES TEE HEE

>> No.11053305

>>11053077
Lol because they have by far the best software on the market, which I’m willing to pay for. Atleast iOS is somewhat secure. Sucks paying extra for the phone but I’m not getting a phone OS that (((they))) can easily exploit (android)

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>>11053305
>being this NPC

>> No.11053348

Nice to see Apple is increasing their price to keep up with inflation

>> No.11053373

>>11053305
Very nice troll sir

>> No.11053382

>>11053077
NPC's love Archons on many levels archetypally. They are their extension.

The snake bit logo, the monolith design. The walled garden experience is everything an NPC knows to want.

The Man whom is wise as Serpents is not comforted by idolatrous materialism.

Apple is selling you, to you. This is very clear in their propaganda. Being common is attractive if it only feels right.

The NPC is marked by uncare for the way, the way 'the world' really works. Uncare is the largest social network.

>> No.11053407

>>11053077
Epitome of amerimutt education system

>> No.11053433

>>11053077
I also tweet things that won't do anyway.

>> No.11053444

Good products in conjunction with good marketing

>> No.11053457

>>11053444
Good? I guess, but for yhe price you're paying, you ought to get GREAT stuff

>> No.11053461

>>11053077
>hurr durr I posted NPC again.
It's a normie, newfag.

>> No.11053472

>>11053077

Marketing/hype + simplicity/usability

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>>11053482
Ooops, updated pic

>> No.11053550

>so easily

>> No.11053635

They knocked it out of the park marketing the ipod back in the early 2000's, and were able to capitalize on their image with the phones. Associating their brand with "artists" and "creative" types was another genius image move.

>> No.11053758

>>11053305
iOS developer checking in; this desu. Feel bad for Windows cucks. I was fixing blue screen since I was 9 year olds until I finally got a low budget Apple computer like 15 years later. Never looked back. Enjoy your nPC faggots. Kek.

>> No.11053917

>>11053758
Linuxfag here.

Apple and Windows are both megacuckery.