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the game is not written that way

>inb4 I- I am not an NPC

Did you do psychedelics?
Did you practice talking to the dead?
Did you astral travel?
Do you meditate?
Can you feel feel auras?
Did you study any ologies?

I rest my case. Stay poor McFuck

>> No.11046784

>>11046755
Nope
Nah
Yeah
Everyday
Yeah but I gotta practice more
I don't know what ologies are desu

>> No.11046792

Do you smoke/drink?
Do you only have a 4 year degree?
If so, you are a npc and won't make it

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>>11046755
>Bro I can feel your aura from here, have you aligned your chakras lately?

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>>11046755
>Did you do psychedelics?
>Did you practice talking to the dead?
>Did you astral travel?
>Do you meditate?
>Can you feel feel auras?
>Did you study any ologies?
Literally all of it is cringy bluepilled eastern shit lmao. You are the npc OP

>> No.11046891

>>11046799
t.kike

>> No.11046986

>>11046755

NPC's have already made it, their ignorance is bliss and their existence is irrelevant to the simulation. Only PC's matter, NPC's are empty voids with no meaning nor impact on the simulation either. It's like that scene in the matrix when Morpheus halts the simulation to make Neo aware of the woman in the red dress.


> Did you do psychedelics?

Spoken to machine elves.

> Did you practice talking to the dead?

Yes

> Did you astral travel?

Yes.

> Do you meditate?

Yes

> Can you feel feel auras?

Is this a trick question, no.

> Did you study any ologies?

What now?

>> No.11047039

>>11046986
>Spoken to machine elves.

Weird thing is that it's not the first time I've heard about machine elves. Never seen them desu but I remember reading about other people that interacted with them while they were high.

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>>11046891
>he fell for the drugs and muh easter religion philosophy meme
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
yuri bezmenov. Watch it, they are laughing at you

>> No.11047078

>>11046986

Matrix scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw88MWoqenQ

>>11047039

I met them on DMT, worth Googling about.

>> No.11047137

>>11047078
I've done DMT like 7-8 times, in fact, I just got some more. It's the most amazing experience I've had, but I've never seen the machine elves. I've been looking for them, I know they have something for me, maybe they'll tell me about a few low cap crypto gems, who knows?

>> No.11047160 [DELETED] 

>>11046755
>Psychedelics
Yes
>Talking to the dead
I'd rather not
>Astral travel
You have no idea the places I've been
>Meditate
>asking if someone astral travelled first
>Aura's
>asking if someone astral travelled first
>Ologies
Wtf is an ologie?

>> No.11047168

>>11046755
Yes I can feel auras and yours are telling me you're a faggot

>> No.11047193

>>11047039
>machine elves
I am pretty well convinced that I shown some spiritual knowledge to some disembodied entities while smoking Salvia.
Is this the same or no?
And dont even get me started on "the dead", I played with a ouija board for about a week when I was a youngin, and that is nothing to mess around with.

>> No.11047203

>>11046755
at this point you have to wonder which is worse, being an NPC or a roleplayer

>> No.11047234

>>11047193
It's way better than salvia. It's like they removed the blanket of reality and you could see the universe's machinery. It's the most spiritual experience I've had and I don't believe in anything, I call myself agnostic since I can't be certain there's nothing else. We could be in Elon Musk's simulation, who knows.

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>>11047234
OP here. you might make it someday

have a non NPC song to celebrate

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZEd9-EnU0

>> No.11047348

>>11047265
Thanks!
I'm not sure what's non-NPC music, but here's my best attempt to return the favor. Cheers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWqMlTwxcUI

>> No.11047353

fuck this thread is making me feel depressed
thanks anons

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>>11047348
sounds like alt-boomer

have another non npc-song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTFaOxLlJCA

>>11047353
depression comes when your iq slightly ascends retardation. I suggest you become more retarded. avoid /pol/ and /x/

also have some NPC music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_MXGdSBbAI

>> No.11047400

>>11046755
The only thing thing i do on your list is meditation. Wim hoff method to be precise. I can tell that you are all Npcs. You soulless scripts do not know what true control of the brain is nor what willpower means.

>> No.11047411

>>11047383
Cool song! OK, one more try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--uRcXZQcoI

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>>11047383
guess I'm just gonna kill myself now