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11036144 No.11036144 [Reply] [Original]

Alright dudes I got a nice story for you

>be me 19 yo fag
>drop out of college because fuck it
>parents supportive but can tell disappointed
>mom gets me intern position at firm where she works as the accountant
>get assigned to small group on top floor
>nothing special just a bunch of faggos sitting around a circular table typing away
>I sit in corner table doing whatever I'm told
>mostly petty work
>get coffee
>email these links
>ect
>group owned by Armenian guy named Ryan
>Ryan likes to bring in family members for business
>brings in retarded cousin named Evan
>Evan is not so retarded that you see It right away but after talking to him for like five minutes its painfully obvious
>Evan fucks up a lot
>like a lot
>always fucks up a form hes given somehow
>always making little mistakes
>ends up generating more work for everyone else in the office
>everyone in office hates him
>he hates everyone in the office
>watch people shit on his for two months until he snaps
>"I dont need this shit I'm your cousin you're supposed to treat me better were family you cant do this to me"
>"your work is shit and you dont contribute to anything in this office your voice makes me want to vomit"
>"I'm not going to take this shit from you asshole I should just quit"
>"do it well just give your job to the intern"
>what
>mfw they offered me a new position later that day
>mfw evan never came back to work
<mfw I'm writing this greentext at evan's desk

>> No.11036322

>>11036144
When Evan comes back with a gun, you're the second one he's going for

>> No.11036333

>>11036144
kek. btfo evan

>> No.11036346
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>>11036322

>> No.11036362

Impressive digits in this thread

>> No.11036363

>>11036144
Congrats on your new job Op
>19 yo fag
miles ahead of the competition

>> No.11036406

>>11036144
Keep it up. Wish i had dropped out of college

>> No.11036422

>>11036144
topkek
fuck evan

>> No.11036436

Good going, you have a decent future ahead.