AMAZON PATENTS "CAGE ON TOP OF ROBOT" FOR WORKERS

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AMAZON PATENTS "CAGE ON TOP OF ROBOT" FOR WORKERS Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:37:00 2018 No.11023133 [Reply] [Original]

This is not a joke. Look at this fucking psychopathic contraption, and let it sink in that Amazon managers planned this reality and are bringing it into existence. This is your future. See how the human soul and human body will be constrained, bonded, controlled, manipulated, harvested.... See the future you chose, Capitalists of /biz/.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-has-patented-a-system-that-would-put-workers-in-a-cage-on-top-of-a-robot/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:38:38 2018 No.11023151 File: 185 KB, 753x1024, F031BA27-0E0B-4BAD-AE78-045EC52A4C01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHA WAGEKEKS ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:39:32 2018 No.11023162 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 1522430665487s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023133 NO NO NO NO NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:39:48 2018 No.11023167 I'd rather ride around on a robot all day than work with people.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:40:18 2018 No.11023176

>>11023133
I can't wait for the apocalypse to come and I have a boss fight with an Amazon worker that was trapped in there when it happened. He will have long since gone mad and I will have to get close to him while he flails at me with his robot arms and throws packages at me.

I'm really glad Bezos played the Surge and decided to make it a reality.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:40:36 2018 No.11023181

>>11023133
>Year is 2080
>Wake up in AmazonHome™ Unit 093748594
>Automated screen starts flashing and blaring siren, calling out your work orders
>A timer starts counting down: 13 seconds to start of shift. 12. 11. 10.
>You sprint towards your AmazonSelf™ Labor Unit, throw open the door, and hit the power-up button
>The timer reaches Zero. The cage door slams shut and locks.
>Just another day. In the AmazonFuture™.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:40:38 2018 No.11023183 On the one hand it makes sense - working along automated robots you'd need to be "visible" to them by being the same size. On the other hand... fuck looks like some grimdark nightmare

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:40:45 2018 No.11023185 >>11023151 is that oc? lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:40:58 2018 No.11023189 >>11023151 Looks pretty comfy desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:41:21 2018 No.11023193 >>11023133 God save us

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:41:57 2018 No.11023204 >>11023176 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:42:09 2018 No.11023208 >>11023133 >2 years ago >no plans to implement >was primarily for safety and transportation fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:42:24 2018 No.11023213 >>11023133 NPCs won't have a problem sitting in that cage

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:42:28 2018 No.11023216

>>11023133
OP here. I joke to try to diminish the horror, but in all honesty? This fucking horrifies me and makes me want to start a revolt. This is the future we are sprinting towards at maximum speed, with the funding of trillions of dollars of global capital owned by people who see Human Beings as the most expensive and unwieldy "resource" under their control.

If people accept this, then I don't even know what to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:42:42 2018 No.11023219 >finally human augmentation is here! >WOW Cool, super strength? super vision? everlasting life? >heh, no goy... let me introduce you to your new Amazon Robocage :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:44:08 2018 No.11023240 >>11023151 top fuckin kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:44:13 2018 No.11023241 File: 57 KB, 480x270, mOnvOJG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G-guys... if it's just for "safety" why is the lock on the outside...

>>	гeluctant kneepad girl Mon Sep 10 11:44:44 2018 No.11023249 >>11023133 me wouldnt mind piloting that from home really what the point of actually putting human inside besides

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:45:18 2018 No.11023256 >>11023241 Its for their safety not yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:45:31 2018 No.11023258 >>11023176 >tfw made 6 figures in crypto but still too cheap to pay more than €10 for a video game can't this game be on sale already

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:46:00 2018 No.11023269

>>11023176
>Trying to save his life
>"Y-you're my brother, Anon! Break free from this evil they have inflicted upon you! Y-you're not this machine, you're a human being!"
>Eventually get close enough to cut the power
>The machine breaks down and the light begins to return to the worker's eyes
>"W-where am I? W-what h-have I done?"
>"It's not your fault, Anon. None of this was your choice. Now let's go. We have to rescue the others."

Actual existential dread.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:46:52 2018 No.11023289
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>>11023151
>“We’re sorry, your wagecage has already been opened for the allotted 15 minutes, it will not open until the end of your shift”
NO ALEXA I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE LET ME OUT OF MY WAGECAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:47:09 2018 No.11023292 >>11023241 The wagie rage cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:48:10 2018 No.11023306 Hey it beats walking am I right

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:53:58 2018 No.11023366
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>>11023133
this doesn't look apocalyptic
like, wtf makes you think that "cage" means "prison"
why the fuck would amazon put prisoners on top of giant inventory-keeping robots, and why would they put controls in the prisoner's cage
does the thought of one person being in control of something so large scare you, socialist?

amazon already does stuff that's much worse, and it's arguable that they have access to tax money that barely any other "private" corporations have
move to venezuela

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:56:41 2018 No.11023395 >>11023133 lol It's like something straight from warhammer.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:57:06 2018 No.11023403
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>>11023151
>>11023176
>>11023133
>>11023193
>>11023216
>>11023219
>>11023289
If you read the article, it was intended for temporary usage so workers could interact with automated machines and Amazon doesn't have a massive liability on their hands. Even they acknowledge it was a bad idea, and implemented a different strategy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:57:10 2018 No.11023405

>>11023241

Holy shit it actually is you aren't joking.

>requires a passcode and a fucking card swipe from the manager to unlock

Holy fucking kek, imagine starting your shift and getting assigned to a wage cage that the previous wagie was locked inside fro 8 hours with no toilet breaks and has piss and shit festering on the seat.

What's the bet you are made to wear adult diapers while in the thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:58:16 2018 No.11023416 File: 20 KB, 292x326, one-kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 >wagecage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:58:38 2018 No.11023419 >wage cages are real

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:00:29 2018 No.11023447 >>11023133 That's it I'm becoming a rogue mercenary to bring down large corporations.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:01:32 2018 No.11023462

>>11023366
>>11023403
Truly fascinating how you fucking 90 IQ naive retards choose to "see the good side" of this and minimize the MASSIVE FUCKING EVIL IT REPRESENTS, BILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN SLAVERY TO MASSIVE CORPORATIONS LITERALLY DESIGNING CAGES FOR THEM. But no, like, dude weeeeed, what's wrong with this? Everything is fiiiine duuuuude.

Fucking kill yourselves. Goyim like you are the reason the rest of us have to deal with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:02:18 2018 No.11023474 File: 463 KB, 1070x601, 8C9D3AED-950F-43FD-AA67-0CD4E89AAF4F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151 >cuck-cage 3000

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:05:48 2018 No.11023513

Are Amazon workers actual NPC's? Why don't we have people complaining about how shit it is to work there often? I've heard news reports from that undercover journalist who said they aren't allowed bathroom breaks, but not a word from amazon employees online about it. Why do people choose to work there and continue to work there and not quit their jobs? Also who the fuck are the managers, surely someone has ID'd them all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:13:16 2018 No.11023581 Why are people acting like this is something bad? Industrial robotics arms are extremely dangerous and can crushb human against a wall with ease. Those cages are for the employee's protection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:13:38 2018 No.11023587 File: 29 KB, 220x293, BE17CB6D-0A57-4766-B46E-FCA7A9889835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:15:04 2018 No.11023603 File: 88 KB, 280x291, c6f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The lock is on the outside of the cage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:16:51 2018 No.11023620 >>11023151 >"Welcome to work, please get in your cage" >The Wagecage with prehensile real-world interaction arm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:19:40 2018 No.11023650 >>11023603 OH GOD WHY? Do I have to wear diapers?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:20:59 2018 No.11023668 File: 7 KB, 240x210, images (21).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151 this is my future isnt it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:21:39 2018 No.11023676 >>11023133 CTRL + F chain-link $1000 EOY confirmed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:25:15 2018 No.11023704 File: 79 KB, 300x306, 30rockguylaughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 >>11023620 >wagecage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:25:58 2018 No.11023710 >>11023289 I really hope the wagie guy who spams the boards with his thread is reading this and adds the wage cage.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:26:56 2018 No.11023723 [DELETED]

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>>11023513
my brother in law works for Amazon fullfillment. he told me that have ACTUAL fucking robots in the fullfillment areas stocking shit. if you get in their way in some prohibited areas, they WILL knock you down if you get in their way of scanning a QR code.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:27:06 2018 No.11023725 While this is funny, fuck me... DARK as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:28:28 2018 No.11023738 >>11023723 What are some other horror stories from the amazon wagies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:29:07 2018 No.11023746 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:29:30 2018 No.11023752 >NPCs in cages, or electroshocked Who cares really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:30:06 2018 No.11023762 File: 8 KB, 179x282, 1518335674809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 OHHHHHHH WAGIEEEEEE WAGIEEE WHERE ARE YOUUUUU IT'S TIME TO GET BACK IN YOUR WAGIE CAGIEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:30:09 2018 No.11023763 [DELETED]

>>11023738
there is a "legacy" fullfillment center in PA where they don't have the robotics. they prefer it to be a legacy center where they prefer to keep things manual and automated. some of the employees there who stock items walk a minimum of 30 miles a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:30:37 2018 No.11023769 File: 202 KB, 663x715, 1534794711209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:31:11 2018 No.11023780 File: 31 KB, 660x574, 1521748965608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023763 *not automated. a pure wagecuck environment, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:31:59 2018 No.11023792 >>11023704 TOPKEK

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:32:59 2018 No.11023800
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You realize a crane is the same thing and the cage is for the safety of the rider, not some prison type deal right? Literally every piece of heavy machinery works this way. There are plenty of legit reasons to dislike Amazon without making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:33:02 2018 No.11023801 >>11023762 OHNONKNONONONO

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:34:05 2018 No.11023813

>>11023133
I work at Amazon on an order pricker. We have already have shelves that come to us to put product on, robots are down in Baltimore right now doing my job at a slower pace, we even bought a robotics company a while back.
Everyone hates their fucking job and people like me who actually wanna work get fucked over. If we stay in on a slow day instead of taking "Voluntary time off"(VTO) we get punished with shitty cages and decant that keeps us from doing the job in an efficient manner. I took VTO all the time in winter and had a stellar rate but then when cash got tight and I had to stay in I got fucked. Amazon keeps it's employees from getting unemployment since the name VTO says it's voluntary and thus not eligible for unemployment. Never have I ever worked a more depressing and isolated job, almost completely devoid of human interaction and filled with hoodlums and druggies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:36:32 2018 No.11023837 File: 666 KB, 749x1200, Adeptus_mechanicus_by_cribs-d4b4afs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SING PRAISE TO THE GOD OF ALL MACHINES

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:38:13 2018 No.11023854 >>11023176 kek funny ass idea desu >>11023269 >le every post is a r/writingprompt kys

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:38:34 2018 No.11023858 [DELETED]

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>>11023813
sorry to hear that man. I'm not a fan of my brother in laws job. he is a manager and apparently he tells me his higher ups basically tell him all his direct reports are replaceable like its nothing. i think the people who come in should know what they signed up for basically. he told me this one dude who quit couldnt find a job anywhere else and actually came back begging for his old job after a year. he said that he quit because he hated it but he needed a paycheck and at least he had something ongoing at amazon. at amazon fullfillment i believe if you leave at will, you cant come back until one full year passes. true NPC wagecuck experience for him.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:38:52 2018 No.11023861

>>11023813

Why don't you fucking quit?

>>11023769

All good reasons. Honestly the only reason I am still a wagie is because of Chainlink. I am going to accumulate until mainnet. It's a once in a lifetime escape from being a wagie wojak so I am going to get as much as possible.

Fuck I want to quit my job so bad though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:39:43 2018 No.11023870 >>11023837 >man-machine super cyborg >uses paper printout 40k really is a fandom for the most stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:39:52 2018 No.11023871 >>11023133 Why not just use ai? There is no future for humanity. We are living in the terminator timeline

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:40:06 2018 No.11023876 Oh my, so this is the real chainlink deal ?

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:40:12 2018 No.11023877

>>11023133
This isn't some type of prison cell for slave workers you mongrel idiots. This is personal protection/safety for the worker who is working near other robots. Look at any piece of heavy construction equipment or even many forklifts and tell me they don't have "cages" like this too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:40:49 2018 No.11023882 File: 247 KB, 1800x910, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023133 >Construction companies putting working men in small glass boxes Look at this fucking psychopathic contraption!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:43:40 2018 No.11023915 >>11023870 There is a lore reason for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:46:05 2018 No.11023945 >>11023133 >The lock is on the outside of the cage Npcs on biz didn't even notice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:48:50 2018 No.11023978 >>11023133 Your Robot overlord picks up your cage and puts it in row 10007 triple z-h-c until your quota is met

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:52:01 2018 No.11024012 >>11023877 ®are good point. Although working a shift in a cage on an assembly line has its downsides, it's not worse than spending 10 goes a d day picking cotton for practically nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:55:12 2018 No.11024052 >>11023945 Two people have already pointed it out above you CUNT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:56:54 2018 No.11024075 File: 98 KB, 1134x1080, metal sonic confused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151 >>11023151

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:59:28 2018 No.11024110 >>11023854 Shut up faggot

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:01:29 2018 No.11024138

>>11023877
To add to this, the reason the lock is on the outside is so that some retard worker doesn't open the cage while he's in the middle of 100 other robots swinging around, get out, and hurt himself/get killed and then sues.

Remember how stupid the average normie is. Then remember it's the below average ones who work these types of jobs.

Lock on the outside is a smart liability move on Amazon's part so retards don't hurt themselves and sue

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:03:07 2018 No.11024165 >>11023133 >>11023151 What the fuck lol it's a hell of a lot better than getting hit by a fucking robot arm. So I guess the guys who drive tanks are in cages too huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:07:35 2018 No.11024227 >>11024165 M1 Abrams operator = the ULTIMATE wagecuck. He is the final boss that infidels face before beating (or losing) the game of life lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:11:27 2018 No.11024285 File: 260 KB, 593x635, 1517099947896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 >wagecage WAGIES ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:12:38 2018 No.11024301 File: 15 KB, 382x385, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11024138 >>11023877 ITS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY GOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:12:51 2018 No.11024306 >>11024285 >WANT YOUR WAGE? >THEN GET IN THE CAGE >WAGIE GOTTA GET IN THE CAGIE >I THINK THERE IS ROOM FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN THERE! >WAGIE GONNA SHARE HIS CAGIE WITH ANOTHER WAGIE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:12:55 2018 No.11024307 >>11023858 Damn that's sad. Hope the poor guy catches a break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:14:55 2018 No.11024320 >>11024306 I Laughted

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:17:12 2018 No.11024349 >>11024138 Bezos apologists are the worst

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:25:33 2018 No.11024461
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>>11023133
>PLEASE MR PEPE I REALLY NEED TO GO, I HAVEN'T BEEN ON BREAK FOR SIX HOURS
>"Sorry Wojak, we need all of our cage riders working double overtime today, Christmas is coming up and we can't have Prime members getting their gadgets late, can we?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:30:49 2018 No.11024529 >>11023513 >Why don't we have people complaining about how shit it is to work there often? Bernie is but people would rather scream "Buh thas SOCIALISM!!1" from their wagecage than ever consider worker's rights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:33:23 2018 No.11024561 >>11024461 KEK! Enjoy hell in your wagiecagie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:34:11 2018 No.11024574 File: 98 KB, 599x589, 1521377070118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >foxcon nets

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:25:04 2018 No.11025198 Look at figure 417. Its a feeding, and watering port.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:30:07 2018 No.11025266 >>11024138 >Do I smell smoke? >PLEASE Mr. NOSEBURG OPEN THE CAGE!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! COME BACK!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:45:33 2018 No.11025462 File: 182 KB, 404x430, 1528888942995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wagies WILL defend this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:01:46 2018 No.11025686 >>11024306 I'll sing and record this when I get home

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:14:56 2018 No.11025833

I actually work at an Amazon fulfillment center, this would probably only be used by the robot technicians to use in the area where the automated robots go, probably just to clear any debris or do maintenance. This isn't something the average worker would use, it's not like the company is trying to put every employee in a cage you guys are delusional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:18:34 2018 No.11025874 >>11023133 Looks like it's to keep the worker safe. What exactly is the problem here, nerds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:21:10 2018 No.11025900 >>11025874 Lock on the outside

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:21:58 2018 No.11025912
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"Haha, looking at this guy sitting in his cage! I bet he has to piss is a bottle!"
>dude is union and makes $60 an hour plus benefits to move joysticks

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:27:08 2018 No.11025959

>>11025833
2018
>it's not like the company is trying to put every employee in a cage you guys are delusional.
2028
>employment contract stipulates that you may be locked in your wagecage for up to twelve (12) hours "in the event of a labor shortage or as necessary to meet performance quotas".

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:27:11 2018 No.11025960

>>11023256

Bingo... when everything becomes automated, having people walking through it all sets the company at risk for financial liability if something goes wrong. The wagie will have to take place in that contraption, and some manager will lock and unlock it from the outside.

The Butlerian Jihad... it's getting closer every day. For real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:28:04 2018 No.11025966 File: 135 KB, 298x218, your shifts not over cagie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11025874 No escape wagie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:30:15 2018 No.11025989 File: 40 KB, 300x373, 1507732252128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11025912 Difference being cagie wagies make $10 an hour, no benefits and no breaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:31:58 2018 No.11026013 >>11023405 >requires a passcode and a fucking card swipe from the manager to unlock No OSHA authority would ever allow this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:33:37 2018 No.11026037 >>11025989 That has more to do with the amazon worker being too dumb to figure out collective bargaining, doesnt it, nerd pretending he doesnt work a mcjob?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:33:40 2018 No.11026038 >>11023403 yes that is how it starts retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:35:30 2018 No.11026065 >wagies defending getting caged like animals with automatic food and water supply HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:37:05 2018 No.11026089 >>11023151 Hahaha the WageCage I'm shaking, I'll give it to you Americans you really know how to destroy someone's will to live

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:40:00 2018 No.11026126 >>11025989 soon on the news: amazon employees peeing in robot cages due to high pressure from execs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:45:40 2018 No.11026185 >>11025966 chekd and kekd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:54:40 2018 No.11026297 >>11023877 I think the arm crane is what makes it so much more disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:55:59 2018 No.11026311 >>11023151 top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:56:27 2018 No.11026319 File: 27 KB, 640x450, 2001podTb-x640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023133 >open the warehouse doors hal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:58:00 2018 No.11026342 >>11026319 >>11026319 I am sorry Dave

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 15:58:57 2018 No.11026354 >>11025912 That dude isn't locked in from the outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:00:30 2018 No.11026379 Despite all my rage, I'm just a wagecuck in a cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:01:47 2018 No.11026399 >>11023289 >mr bezos one of the slaves managed to escape the wagecage, he's running around screaming about not seeing his family for months, what do we do? >use the electric collar and force him back in

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:03:46 2018 No.11026423 >>11026379 kek'd despite all my wage i am still just a cuck in a CAAAAAAAAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:05:48 2018 No.11026452 >>11023581 why don't you look at the lock location.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:06:13 2018 No.11026458 >>11026423 despite my age I still get paid minimum waaaaaaage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:08:59 2018 No.11026509 >>11026458 Tell me Im the only one Feeding my wife and her son

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:15:08 2018 No.11026587 File: 2.65 MB, 320x240, 1534389289602.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 >wagecage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:15:42 2018 No.11026593 >>11023151 Where do they poop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:21:15 2018 No.11026702 >>11026593 mandatory diapers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:22:20 2018 No.11026719 File: 81 KB, 634x514, 1536533125442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026458 >>11026509

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:22:40 2018 No.11026721 File: 1.08 MB, 964x912, 1536461248845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 BASED AND WAGECAGED

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:23:45 2018 No.11026735 File: 24 KB, 680x453, 4a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WAGIES RISE UP

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:24:07 2018 No.11026743

>>11026702
Temporarily
Amazon will track the rate at which the drones need to go to the bathroom, passing this data along to a team of engineers who will figure out a way to power the wage cages off of human feces

The public will consider it to be a progressive engineering marvel. Pajeets will seeth with envy. Stock will rocket

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:24:58 2018 No.11026756 >>11023133 hurr people working in an excavator are totally imprisoned

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:27:38 2018 No.11026792 File: 63 KB, 501x504, cjfjoifuuaeca8i2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026756 >It's for your own good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:29:28 2018 No.11026813 >>11023151 Can I get an npc version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:31:05 2018 No.11026833 File: 1.98 MB, 2996x1964, Bezosed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023151

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:31:15 2018 No.11026835 File: 332 KB, 1920x1080, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A C.U.C.K. IN A CAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:34:44 2018 No.11026872 >>11026835 >They felt the need for a code AND a card reader. What sort of warlock thinks of something like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:38:11 2018 No.11026918 >>11026835 Please please someone who sounds like Billy Corgan do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:47:19 2018 No.11027053 File: 2.00 MB, 2981x1933, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026813

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:49:31 2018 No.11027090 >>11023289 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:51:53 2018 No.11027112 File: 24 KB, 466x490, brainlet2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11026833 >>11027053 holy fuck I am loling

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:55:40 2018 No.11027153 fucking nuts bros. Don’t know how to feel about this. This could only signal more future unemployment. The retail industry is officially cucked. So where do things go in 5-10 years time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:58:21 2018 No.11027195 >>11023882 it's even air conditioned! the horror!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:00:53 2018 No.11027232 >>11025833 >Mr.Noseberg I made the statement you wanted on 4chan, can you please unlock my mobile personal workspace ? Please Mr. Noseberg not the electric shock again!!

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:03:40 2018 No.11027259

>>11023462
>>11026038
You guys are arguing on emotion, and not on facts. I'm not saying it's good, or it's bad, I gave the function of that cage. You're conflating a safety device intended to minimize corporate liability, a device that was never used, with some kind of Mass slavery system or something of the sort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:03:50 2018 No.11027263 File: 2.11 MB, 2980x1964, Plugged and Caged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11027112

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:08:19 2018 No.11027322 >>11027232 top fucking kek this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:12:34 2018 No.11027386 >>11023403 You're a shill or a literal retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:20:32 2018 No.11027493 >>11026833 Can someone add a white monster can to this pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:23:11 2018 No.11027527 >>11027493 Add it to the wagiecagie's claw and make Wojak cry cause wagiecage window won't unlock. Its not time for your break yet :)!

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:23:46 2018 No.11027538
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>>11023133

Are you new here commie? /biz/ is an AnCap board. Most AnCaps hate Bezos and similar corporate scum with a passion, as they're a twisted distortion of real Capitalism that only survive on government subsidies, monopoly creation through regulation and special privileges and general faggotry like paying a shit ton of lobbyist money to the Democract party to facilitate SJW garbage that splits people into more efficiently marketable segments. And even despite all that people can still choose to not use Amazon & they can choose not to work there - which is a step up from communist gulags. Your answer is to centralise power further, which is madness - you do know Bezos, as a card carrying Democrat that owns the propaganda outlet called the Washington Post would be a member of the inner Party right?

Pic related is part of the answer to this problem. Decentralisation and bottom-up rebuilding of the system entirely - simply making the current system obsolete by injection of real free markets. There's a nice paper someone on the Holochain team wrote where it likened corporations to Mecha that got out of hand (evil robots rampaging around screwing everyone over), so the answer is to give individuals their own damn Mecha-suits as well. Look into Ceptr and the Metacurrency project for more details.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:23:59 2018 No.11027541 >>11027527 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:26:02 2018 No.11027564 >>11027259 Imagine not being able to extrapolate from current information and trends like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:28:28 2018 No.11027584 >>11023241 Don't worry about the lock, we value your work so free drinks and pizza for anyone who does overtime on saturday

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:29:59 2018 No.11027593 File: 29 KB, 800x800, 1533490622114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 >wagecage. Topkek, the absolute STATE of wagecucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:32:48 2018 No.11027631 >>11027259 Nah, Bezos is pretty much Doctor Evil. If anyone actually did intend to use this as a deliberate slippery slope into slavery it'd be him. >>11027564 This, tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:35:22 2018 No.11027660 >>11026013 It's OK, Bezos will just pay off the Democrats to pass a law that allows it. > "It's a safe space cage, it protects you from oppression by cis-gendered White males"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:36:57 2018 No.11027678 >>11027593 i-it's protecting me! it's for my own good!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:42:19 2018 No.11027742 >>11023603 >>11023241 >>11023945 >>11024138 >>11025960 >The lock is on the outside of the cage How else would you unlock/lock it you dimwits. I am pretty sure there is an equivalent counterpart on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:01:53 2018 No.11027926 >>11023133 ITT: "You have to understand, [Neo], most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:04:26 2018 No.11027945 >>11023151 top kek crypto meltdown brings some quality threads

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:08:13 2018 No.11027976
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I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a wageslave's backside
But–thick as you are–pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

>And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher!

I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:12:50 2018 No.11028023 >>11027742 That wagecage cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:21:52 2018 No.11028116 >>11023861 I'm actually working on quitting now. I applied for some trade jobs and got a couple responses. Hope to go independent and freelance some skills I've been working on(my hot bod). Then I will have a high wage and not be a cuck in a cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:31:20 2018 No.11028214 File: 3.96 MB, 287x240, laugh_cruise.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023133 >>11023151 >>11023289 >>11024461 >>11026833 >>11027053 >>11027263 >>11027976 This fucking thread. I'm in pisses.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:33:02 2018 No.11028230

>>11027538

Mate I'm gonna be honest... capitalism and communism are two sides of the same coin. It was predicted a long time ago that capitalism would progress far enough to eventually turn communist. It's not a perversion of capitalism, it's the end result. Power always consolidates at the top, no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:33:52 2018 No.11028236 >>11027564 >>11027631 Those aren't actually arguments though, just bold assertions without any evidence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:39:12 2018 No.11028294 >>11023289 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4tDKF_uwRI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:42:03 2018 No.11028327 File: 22 KB, 485x443, 1492279756624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11028236 >no evidence >amazon employees on welfare >amazon designing cages for underpaid employees >no evidence >bold assertions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:55:51 2018 No.11028458 >>11026593 they need a supervisors card to swipe in order to unlock the wagiecage for toilet breaks. Also this enable them to track up to the milisecond how long wagie goes on breaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:59:43 2018 No.11028504 >>11023151 Despite all my wage I am still just a rat in a cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 20:24:41 2018 No.11029336 I for one think wagies should be kept in cages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 20:41:50 2018 No.11029518 >>11027263 That filename

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 20:58:15 2018 No.11029688
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>>11023581
>>11023800
>>11023877
>>11024138
>>11024301
>>11025900
I can solve this guys.
Make it so the machine won't start until you lock the machine from the inside.
Make it so the machine can't be turned off until it touches the ground.
Bam. Done. No fucking lawsuits, no radios to call to motherbase to take a shit, everyone's happy but the cacodemons with Bezos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 21:23:19 2018 No.11029946 Wagie wagie get in cagie All day long you sweat and ragie NEET is comfy NEET is cool NEET is free from work and school Wagie trapped and wagie dies NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries Credit to this anon that thought of the poem >>>/pol/185266326

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 21:31:25 2018 No.11030047 >>11023151 Ill take 6 million! >hand rubbing intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 21:36:11 2018 No.11030086 File: 591 KB, 1012x1016, 1512008902480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11023289 S E E T H I N G

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