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I literally just jerked off for the second time today and realized that I dont have frens IRL
I have hobbies i used to love but they aren't fun anymore to me
What the fuck Sergey this will all be his fault when he delivers such a revolutionarly project.

>> No.11014186

>>11014158
Instead of jerking you will be able to pay women to do the work for you... in exotic places. Godspeed anon.

>> No.11014236

>>11014158
Travel duh.

>> No.11014314

>>11014158
In the AK-47 ran out of gas anon... I will buy lots of semi autos...

And I will drive around the country visiting different college towns in my lambo.

And once every couple weeks I'll post a 4chan treasure hunt for suicidal no linkers where will stash 3k or so in a bag off the interstate in the middle of nowhere and I will post the mile marker and highway and which town it's near so suicidal no linkers can be scrambling around trying to find my scraps... since 3k will be scraps when your worth 50 million.

It will be enjoyable knowing broke NEETS who didn't invest in chainlink are driving to get my scraps while I'm getting blowjobs from college girls

>> No.11015042

i will go to peru to partake in an ayahuasca ceremony then i will travel the world uncovering the flat earth conspiracy

>> No.11015097

I have 5k links, will I make it?

>> No.11015136

>>11015097
if you have patience, yes.
when mainnet is live, try to stake your links in a pool.

>> No.11015152

>>11014158
do you work?
cause a lot of us do and that's what we want to escape.

>> No.11015157

>>11014314
this unironcially
can't wait to fuck with no linkers

>> No.11015303

>>11015136
can I run a node?

>>11015152
Yes. I mine also

>> No.11015766

>>11014158
absolutely fucking giggled.
you will find out soon enough anon

>> No.11015791

>>11015766
In an negative or postive way?

>> No.11016323

>>11015097
by 2022 when LINK will hit 10000$

>> No.11016335
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11016335

Sergey is your friend

>> No.11016361

>>11015791
i can relate with the hobby stuff and i find it pretty funny being angry at sergey for creating such an amazing oportunity that literally drains me from all my money until the day of the singularity comes

>> No.11016656

>>11014158
Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life.

Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan (an infamous trolling board) to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night.

Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over.

Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology.

Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over.

Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY.

This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

>> No.11016685

>>11016656
This, unironically. Please don't buy LINK.

>> No.11016729

>>11016656
The FUDers are persistent
Chainlink is the only legitimate project in the crypto space side by side with HOLO (and perhaps sky). The coin is being discussed and cross-validated here for a year now, constantly and successfully.
If the coin was a scam, it would get smashed in discussions, and it defends itself beautifully, always

>> No.11016833

>>11016729
>Hitler won the war
this is the equivalent of your last post.

>> No.11017225

>>11016656
Vitalik is a cuck

>> No.11017283

>>11016656
this
Chainklink has always been a scam

>> No.11017314

>>11014158
I'm in the same situation, but I plan on getting through my entire steam library, and I'll go from there.