/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11009725]

Is mainnet coming this year?

[Anonymous No.11009741]

>>11009725
k fuckin' ek
thanks for the pic bruh, made my day!

[Anonymous No.11009798]

Did Sergey eat McDonalds HQ?

[Anonymous No.11009802]

topkek

[Anonymous No.11009803]

>>11009725

[Anonymous No.11009815]

All signs point to yes

[Anonymous No.11009824]

Yep. First day of dreamforce according to NiggerAnus

[Anonymous No.11009825]

>>11009803
that's pretty good

[Anonymous No.11009963]

[Anonymous No.11009994]

>>11009725
absolute unit

[Anonymous No.11010000]

$999 EOY timeline

[Anonymous No.11010003]

>>11009824
>according to NiggerAnus
>according to assblaster
My money is gone, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.11010021]

>>11009725
this fkn pic tho

[Anonymous No.11010064]

>>11010021
That fkn fungal infection

[Anonymous No.11010090]

>>11010064
cant...unsee....

[Anonymous No.11010168]

>>11010003
Only if you sell friend.

[Anonymous No.11010180]

>>11010003
My life savings may disappear, but at least we'll always have the memes.

[Anonymous No.11010296]

Can I get a quick rundown on why LINK of all coins gets memed for this long and hard on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.11010373]

>>11009725
BANG BANG

CHAINLINK

BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.11010390]

>>11010296
Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

[Anonymous No.11010411]

>>11010390

Thanks, this was really informative. Can't believe you wrote this much to help us.

[Anonymous No.11010446]

>>11010390
Ty based anon fren.

[Anonymous No.11010532]

>>11010390
In summary, link is ‘solving’ a problem that doesn’t exist and will never amount to anything

[Anonymous No.11010630]

>>11009725
kek and saved

[Anonymous No.11010682]

>>11009725
yes OP, the memes make it real. we will all be rich as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11010697]

>>11009725
Poor Johansen’s handwriting almost gave out when he wrote of this. Of the six men who never reached the ship, he thinks two perished of pure fright in that accursed instant. The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. God! What wonder that across the earth a great architect went mad, and poor Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again, and what an age-old cult had failed to do by design, a band of innocent sailors had done by accident. After vigintillions of years great Sergey was loose again, and ravening for delight.
Three men were swept up by the flabby claws before anybody turned. God rest them, if there be any rest in the universe. They were Donovan, Guerrera, and Ångstrom. Parker slipped as the other three were plunging frenziedly over endless vistas of green-crusted rock to the boat, and Johansen swears he was swallowed up by an angle of masonry which shouldn’t have been there; an angle which was acute, but behaved as if it were obtuse. So only Briden and Johansen reached the boat, and pulled desperately for the Alert as the mountainous monstrosity flopped down the slimy stones and hesitated floundering at the edge of the water.

[Anonymous No.11010703]

>>11010411
Happy Quinceaneria, Rebecca.