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11004263 No.11004263 [Reply] [Original]

It is universally agreed that women are not a good long-term investment, but that doesn't mean that present value should not be accounted for.

How does the smart investor do a proper valuation on ass for a short-term hold?

>> No.11004282
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11004282

>>11004263
>he fell for the women meme
Once I went MGTOW I was so much happier

>> No.11004304

They aren't a good, long term investment because you are hodling a depreciating asset.
Mgtow isn't really the way either. Mgtow makes sense on a psychological level. However, I think you are really selling the "human experience" short if you don't at least play around.

>> No.11004316

>>11004263
Long term they might actually be a good investment as married men have a longer lifespan right? So you are gambling half of your money on the chance at extending your lifespan.

>> No.11004320
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>>11004282
>he fell for the MGTOW meme
Just fuck men.

>> No.11004336

im happy to waste 10% of my income to hodl a girl. if im making 10k a month ill spend 1k on a 7/10 girl. if im making 100k a month ill spend 10k on a 10/10 girl.

>> No.11004344
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11004344

>>11004320

>> No.11004345
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>>11004320
Is it really a meme if I am happier than ever?

>> No.11004360

>>11004304
mgtow doesn't mean being celibate. mgtow just means you're doing what you want to do, not what she wants. basically means no marriage but fuck buddies and girlfriends can still be a part of mgtow

>> No.11004363

>>11004263
Date for 3-6 months, then dump.

>> No.11004366

>>11004263
>How does the smart investor do a proper valuation on ass for a short-term hold?
I can only assume you meant this literally. ASSTM Test Standard is as follows:

1) Undress the woman and bend over your knee
2) Smack one side of the buttocks with 5 lbs of force at a 30° angle from horizontal.
3) Observe a minimum of three wiggles from side to side.
4) Two or less is a fail. You have a defective unit.
5) Repeat on the other side.

>> No.11004390

>>11004366
lol ASTM

>> No.11004392

Braaaaap

>> No.11004402

You guys are doing it wrong, you have to find the women who have money of their own. Then it's much easier especially today cause when they can, women like to pay for shit.

>> No.11004413

>>11004320
Kys fgt

>> No.11004425

>>11004263
I would pay prob $300 to stick it in that brapper raw dog

>> No.11004438

>>11004425
Lol this girl is probably over $1k/hr

>> No.11004457
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11004457

Investing in ass is a market that requires a very niche skill set and so the investor pool is quite small.

Do you know what I am saying?

>> No.11004464

>>11004363
this. the leonardo dicaprio method. best possible lifestyle as long as you have money and stay fit.

>> No.11004471

>>11004263
They give you kids.

You can't count on social security and pensions. They're Ponzi schemes that may not pay out. Even good investments may not save you if socialists get in power and nationalize them or confiscate them (is crypto an exception?). You can only really rely on your offspring (assuming you were a good parent).

Anyway try and find a woman who's not a jerk and then make babies.

>> No.11004495
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11004495

>>11004282
FPBP

>> No.11004497

>>11004263
Pump and dump

>> No.11004502

>>11004438
no deal

>> No.11004507

>>11004263
What do women's assholes smell like? I'm so fucking horny but I'm going to die a virgin.

>> No.11004512
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11004512

>>11004320
>wanting to stick your dick in an asshole
Just fuck a sex doll.

https://www.the-doll-house.com/

>> No.11004563

>>11004282

I really feel like I've been in that kitchen, but the fridge has completely different crazy shit written on it.

>> No.11004934

>>11004282
>MGTOW
What?

>> No.11004956

>>11004320
MGTOW just means to protect yourself at all times. Don't get so caught up in the meme culture of it.

>> No.11005029
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>>11004263

Getting in real close for a quality sniff will tell you everything you need to know.

>> No.11005139

>>11004507
buy a hooker

>> No.11005373
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11005373

how vaginga taste liek? How vajaja smellz?

>> No.11005410

>>11004263
>giving away >50% of your wealth for a stinky flesh hole that is not always good nor available

>> No.11005438
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>>11005410
>a stinky flesh hole

>> No.11005448

>>11004263
Baby girl, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me, girl, shake it for me.

>> No.11005514

>>11005438
>Um delicia!

>> No.11005528

>>11004263
who's this?

>> No.11005827

>>11005448
>>11005528
>>11004425
>>11004263
Liza del Sierra on a DVD titled, "Battle of the Asses #4".

I found a few streaming HD links:

First link (might have to click a few options to see which one isn't down):https://mangoporn.net/movies/battle-asses-4/

Second link (Part 4): https://en.paradisehill.cc/battle-of-the-asses-4/

>> No.11005911

>>11004263
?
The value of a woman isn't her ass, but her womb.
>but women think that's their worth
Well yeah, women are retarded overgrown children like niggers.
>but my instincts tell me to pursue ass
Well yeah, reproductive drive.

The value of a womb is proportional to its youth and exclusivity.
If you add some others factors like race, IQ, facial symmetry, personality traits...you can easily put a value on a given woman.

PROTIP : no older than 19yo, must be virgin, want to be a mother, not a subhuman are good places to start. By not a subhuman, i don't mean that she must be a man, but not a nigger, jew, indian and others inferior races.

>> No.11005936

wow

>> No.11005980

>>11004345
Plz be artificial insemination

>> No.11006011

>>11004263
Braps per $ is a good start. I'd say about .03BRP/USD is a good mark for most markets

>> No.11006015

>>11005911
You are describing long-term hold valuation. Short term hold valuation must be vastly different.

>> No.11006035

>>11006011
I'd still like to go long in dat ass even if I gotta short it if you know what i mean :^)

>> No.11006063

>>11005827
You're doing the Lord's work anon

>> No.11006064
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11006064

Finding a life partner is the goal. Someone who makes me better, and who I make better. Not wasting time/energy/stress on someone who gives 0 fucks about me, and vice versa.

>> No.11006068

>>11004495
>The '''''chad''''' mgtow who spends every second of his life crying about women and his virginity


Hmmm

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>>11004282
>no condoms

what did they mean by this?

>> No.11006275

>>11004345
>>11005980
military personnel get leave to return home during deployment, this is just a dumb meme

>> No.11006300

>>11004263
Legit question: does the string bisect her braps?

>> No.11006481

>>11004263

Keep going to catalog, but keep coming back to this thread. She deserves a raise.

>> No.11006522

>MGTOW
i never got this. were these men not going their own way before? is going your own way something you need to have a label, identity, and support group around?

>> No.11006680

>>11006097
>please let me knocked up so I can shackle chad to me

>> No.11006804

>>11004495
THIS SPEAKS TO MY SOUL

>> No.11006909

>>11006522

I think what it means is doing whatever they feel like doing instead of doing what they've been told to do. Buzzword to draw in people to make fun of each other nonetheless.

>> No.11007206

>>11004471
Exactly this i used to work in an retirement home when i was in highschool. If you ever seen one of these places from the inside you know that it's an absolute necessity to have children if you dont wanna have a lonely sad depression fuckin death.

>> No.11007215

>>11005827
nice just blew 100k loads

>> No.11007328

>>11007206
being in a nursing home doesnt mean they didnt have kids anon. who do you think put them in there? if you want to avoid a depressing death either die young or make enough money you can afford in-home caretakers and maids to handle everything for you.

>> No.11007343

>>11007328
The childless one are the sadest motherfuckers believe me. I knew people who where put there but asshole children. They at least got to hate. Without children and forced their by the socialist shitstate is just entering the void. Oh and i won't die unhappy i will off myself with opiates.

>> No.11007725

>>11006300
Yes, it splits it in two so that two streams can easily flow up your nostrils.

>> No.11007764

>>11006015
There is no short-term valuation with women for the simple reason that they can bring nothing of value to the table aside from their womb, which is by nature a long-term investment.
If you are not interested in reproducing that is another matter, since what you do or don't do is objectively of no import in any relevant timescale.

That said, i'd wager moving to a country with a weak currency and hiring local prostitutes is the most cost-effective way to indulge.

>> No.11008502

>>11004345
>bitch be pregnant
>nigga be cappin sandniggas for a year
Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm..... really gets the ol' noggin choggin

>> No.11008539

>>11004282
We should be applauding and encouraging these maneaters. WTF is up with you incels jesus...