/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.10990550]

30 yo boomer weekend edition

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open] [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10987571

[Anonymous No.10990568]

>>10990550
JD calls = free yachts

[Anonymous No.10990569]

first for AMD

[Anonymous No.10990573]

Only green thing for the day is a chink meme with
+1%.
Meanwhile, GBR....

[Anonymous No.10990584]

>>10990549
Say what you want about kneepad, I can't recall her talking shit to anyone ever like the rest of us do , so I give her credit for that.

[Anonymous No.10990597]

Should I
1) Enroll in my state's underfunded defined-benefit pension plan, or
2) choose the 401(a) with 9% mandatory contribution + 5% employer match (5% of salary, that is)

[Anonymous No.10990616]

GALT is starting to rebound from a short pullback, and NLST seems to be starting a bullrun.

I'm longing GALT (average share price of $4.40) until cohort 3 cancer data and phase 3 NASH trials at the very least, but I haven't figured out what to do with NLST yet, I just bought into it today.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10990620]

w-what if Ratsu was some Avatar of Golden Bull and that today Golden Bull died so Ratsu died along with her O.O !!! nuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.10990626]

>>10990597
Take the employer match. That's a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.10990631]

>>10990527
Watcha got in the oven?
>>10990616
I averaged down my GALT a little today, I'm liking where this is headed

[Anonymous No.10990634]

No degeneracy allowed in this thread.

Repent.

[Texas anon No.10990642]

>>10990631
Uh...a new thread.

[Anonymous No.10990643]

>>10990568
>chink shit
Come on

JD has been operating in a mature sector for years now and it still isn't profitable
Besides, like every other chink shit companies trading in the US, you are buying shares in shell companies incorporated in the motherfucking Cayman Islands (even Tencent and Alibaba)

The chinks are really due for a correction (=genocide)

Take the red pill and read this article: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-current-tech-bubble-is-a-chinese-import-2018-09-06

[Anonymous No.10990644]

>>10990568
Long calls?

[Anonymous No.10990652]

I know nothing about options but I feel that you know less than nothing
>>10990564

>robinhood is shit at transparency
https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005656423-Expiration-Exercise-and-Assignment

[Anonymous No.10990660]

>>10990620
I'm unironically kind of worried. He hasn't missed a thread in months and months, even when he thought he was dying from his benzos. Hope he's being careful with his H if he's still on that.

[Anonymous No.10990666]

>>10990508
>bought at the beginning of the week that are absolutely blessing my portfolio
this is the effect im trying to cultivate w these TLT calls

>>10990477
heres some rules of thumb
>1 never trade options that close to expiry unless youre scalping w them, and if youre doing THAT, then go ITM and hold them for a day or less. theta will rape you otherwise and you wont have deltas to keep up
>2 dont trade options where theres no volume. thats why the spread is fukhuge and also why you ended up having to sell at the ask
>3 ideally only trade OTM options w at least a month inbetween you and expiry. if theta gets to be too much, rollout to later options
>4 pay attention to the IV on the option. if its too high, DONT BUY IT

>>10990564
yeah and thats because RH frontruns your orders to CDEL who are the MMs on damn near every single options market out there. now you know why RH approves you for wtf ever you want in terms of options levels

[Anonymous No.10990669]

>>10990660
I didn't realize he is on benzos. As someone with long term experience with benzos. He probably took one too many and drank one too many in the same night. Ratsu is dead, i'm sorry everyone.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990670]

>>10990660
Ratsu is my favorite :((((
plz come back

[Anonymous No.10990685]

>>10990620
prolly just got banned desu

>>10990669
wouldnt surprise me frankly
thats that game

[Anonymous No.10990692]

>>10990631
The primary endpoint of GALT's phase 3 nash trials is no new varices, which the phase 2 trials have basically already proven. Its cancer data looks promising as well. GALT is a great pick if you do your research on the science behind it.

[Anonymous No.10990701]

TSLA is a buy. Get in during the dip and hold long.

[Anonymous No.10990703]

>>10990644
December

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10990716]

>>10990669
I've had 5 too many before, he's fine.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990721]

I've been watching a series on options to get much education, and it's pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNv1UYRawB8&t=77s

[Texas anon No.10990723]

Mac Miller died and that Trump aid Papa Doc only got 14 days. Kek. Green Day Monday.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10990727]

>>10990543
yes they do!
biggest thing they do am stack bids infront of you, like mad stack bids, and they also pull asks right as you place them

me can easly get 100 SPXL filled, but whole market moves around me when trying for fill 3000 SPXL

>>10990549
kek no, there deff some HFT crap going on
bots can make 1000s of dollars off me if me screw up too much

[Anonymous No.10990730]

>>10990666
this is for pussies

what you really wanna do is yolo your whole account on long weekly calls/puts on companies going into ER the day before they announce.

this is what i did with lulu and its worked out for me 100% of the one time I did it netting me a $5k profit. this is how you make it

[Anonymous No.10990731]

>>10990652
Yeah I admit I know jack shit, but what's wrong with my math? Does RH really charge $200 just to front 8k to cover the put?

>>10990666
Thank you very much for the detailed advice. I don't know what greeks mean, time to do more research.

[Anonymous No.10990734]

aww fuck yea
TLT gap up confirmed
the MMs are lining up whatever asks they can find and someone is buying em all. ask is up at 119.47
bought my calls down at 119.09, and w the IV so low, when it gaps up on monday, imma get atleast enough to cover my commissions both ways

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10990736]

What if Elon is purposely tanking the value of his company so that he can take it private for cheaper?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990751]

>>10990736
Can he take it private from prison?

[Anonymous No.10990753]

STOP SELLING CRON MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.10990755]

>>10990716
You are not a good example baggie because you could probably do a gram of carfentanyl and still live because of your many years of degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.10990758]

>>10990723
Green Day confirmed by my digits.
Buy AAPL

[Anonymous No.10990761]

>>10990753
This has to be a faggot from /fit/

[Anonymous No.10990776]

>>10990730
if youre gonna be this much of a dudebro faggot about trading fucking derivatives, then you need to take your stupid ass and hop back over to fucking plebbit w the rest of the niggers of your ilk

but i got a feeling youre just kidding
poes law tho

>>10990731
if youre a total beginner, watch those vids in OP senpai. the greeks are ot something to be ignored, and if you play em right, then you can make really good gains

>>10990753
i cannot wait to take your munnies and all the CGC FOMOers munnies

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990801]

>>10990776
>checks the FOMO on CRON
>more than tripled holders on robinhood

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10990817]

>>10990801
You do realize they're probably not going to make much money since people will just grow their own dope.

[Anonymous No.10990836]

>>10990817
Just like everyone grows their own tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.10990840]

>>10990801
>that one guy taking profits with his 30k shares on 8/30
is this market manipulation?

[Anonymous No.10990847]

>>10990801
Buy high, sell low baby!

[Anonymous No.10990852]

>>10990776
im just kidding (although i did yolo pretty hard on lulu's er that's not a joke)

how i like to play options is to sell credit spreads on blue chip stocks about two/three months before their er and collect IV premium in the following months... and if I feel comfy enough in the position hold through er and collect on the IV crush

[Anonymous No.10990856]

>>10990643
According to this article, wouldn't we see a shit ton of put lotions on these companies? Just like shooting fish in a barrel

[Anonymous No.10990868]

>>10990840
Nevermind I'm retarded I flipped the legend

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990881]

>>10990817
Just like everyone grows their own tobacco

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10990903]

>>10990881
People don't grow their own tobacco, but hippie faggots all grow their own dope. Like you should know, you have some faggot hippie meme degree.

[Anonymous No.10990906]

>>10990881
He's being mostly retarded but not completely wrong. Once boomers retire and start smoking pot again, they are going to have a lot of free time. On the other hand, 30 year old boomers and zoomers are way to fucking lazy to do this.

[Anonymous No.10990907]

>>10990881
I wish I could grow my own tobacco, but soil acidity and temperature can be incredibly finicky from what I've heard. Also pretty sure its too cold here. Indoor tobacco grow kits when?

[Anonymous No.10990909]

Lesson of the day. No matter how good you are at taking losses and where you think you're going to get out, it doesn't mean shit when the bids get obliterated and skip down 5 times the distance from your entry to your stop. I'm guessing I could have dodged this if I kept a closer eye on the order book/level II?

[Anonymous No.10990915]

>>10990903
>Like you should know, you have some faggot hippie meme degree.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990924]

>>10990903
Y-you have to understand, in economics I was the bottom of the food chain for women.
In geology, I am the most socially competent because the average geologist is even more autistic than I am

[Anonymous No.10990929]

What if the real reason chunk stocks flopped all the time was because their government has agents over here to profit off the randomness? They see lots of people thinking its doing great so they tank it for a bit and profit.

[Anonymous No.10990935]

>>10990924
>the average geologist is even more autistic than I am
Easy now, lets not say things that can be easily disproved.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10990949]

>>10990935
Maybe it's just my geo department than. We prefer rocks to people, obviously
>tfw no pyrite gf

[Anonymous No.10991006]

>>10990949
Wasnt that "fool's gold" ? You want a fake shiny bimbo with angular cubic tits?

[Anonymous No.10991011]

>>10990929
The USA is the best place on earth for investments
That is one of the reason why the USD is king imo
One of the strength of the US markets is that it's very accessible (try investing in the chink shit markets and see what happens)

It is highly plausible that the chinks are pulling this kind of trick to scam money out of the gullible gweilos who are mesmerized by the yuuuge size of the chink markets (which really are a shitty mirage of shit chink cockroaches)

Fortunately like all chink shit, their downfall will be the fact they will be overdoing it and killing the golden egg goose

[Anonymous No.10991029]

aww boo I got stopped out on Emblem sometime during power hour (trailing stop to ride the pump). Good day anyway though, +8% overall.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10991034]

>>10991006
I mean at least you can carve something half way decent looking out of marble. Pyrite is a pretty shitty rockfu tbqh.

[Anonymous No.10991050]

Can somebody who isn't a faggot here apply to be a mod for this board?

[Anonymous No.10991051]

Is TSLA a bargain down here?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10991055]

>>10990660
maybe it even worse... maybe he got tired of us T_T

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10991062]

>>10991006
>>10991034
R8 for your favorite woman type. Metamorphic, sedimentary or igneous
Bang: Igneous
Marry: Sedimentary
Kill: Metamorphic

[Anonymous No.10991068]

>>10990852
had to check
i never know, and i hate redditors and their habit for blowing +100k on absolutely fucktarded options gambles. i think most of them think theyre trading futures. ive seen caps of people buying $250k worth of NFL calls when the IV was +100
>sell credit spreads
dasitmane
i wish i had my margins back, but such is life

>>10990801
yup
the more posts like this >>10990753
the more confident i get

>>10990836
>>10990881
>>10990903
baggys actually totally right about this
i think initially that the weed memes rec stuff will be bought quite a bit and the companies will all set ther sales expectations too high for the following quarters. people will like the novelty of buying weed gummy bears and packs of pre-rolled joints and lollipops and candies etc... but the people who are actual serious stoners already grow their own even while its illegal. im certain the price of pot will be inflated due to these companies and the govt taxes being added as middlemen. as such, after the novelty of the rec products wears off, most of the core users will switch to just growing it and manufacturing their own treats/candies/foods as its incredibly simple to grow and cook w. and this will cause a sudden drop in their projected sales. this will likely be the first MAJOR crash of the sector. this could take a couple quarters to a couple years tho

imo if the dudeweed sector wants to actually survive then they need to start taking more seriously the production of hemp and marketing it as a catch-all replacement for plastic/petroleum based things. THIS is what will provide them w steady revs, while the luxury product will be the icing on top, NOT the core source of revenue. the ones who fail to do this will die within a year or so from the crushing amounts of debt theyve taken on

cap this

[Anonymous No.10991071]

>>10990753
you should sell too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10991076]

>>10991062
you would bang the young ones.

[Anonymous No.10991077]

>>10991055
I doubt that. One of two things are happening. 1. Ratsu is dead (most likely scenario) 2. Ratsu is working on a movie trilogy of ratsu and will return with it when finished.

[Anonymous No.10991079]

>>10991068
lol *NFLX calls

>>10991071
naw i can just sell him puts later at a nice premium
itll be fine

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10991088]

>>10991062
Always get laugh out of geologists explaining metamorphic rock
me always like
>wow it changed from rock to a rock, amazing

[Anonymous No.10991089]

>>10991077
digits confirm
ratsu a ded

golden bull cancelled
sell fucking everything

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10991094]

>>10991076

[Anonymous No.10991115]

>>10991068
>people will like the novelty of buying weed gummy bears and packs of pre-rolled joints and lollipops and candies etc...

That's not happening in Canada until next year. Only regular buds were legalized. They wanted more research time for extracts and edibles.

[Anonymous No.10991125]

>>10990568
This

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10991127]

>>10991068
Well the industrial applications of hemp are totally where the real money is going to be made, but we need to see some big boy contracts come out, and larger manufacturing guys move into production of said facilities. With Canada being a stubborn cunt in trade negotiations I can see this turn around taking all the way until dope gets removed from the US controlled substance list, and ultimately some American conglomerate will become your dude-weed lmao sector king pin. Fuck these canadian weed stocks. Fuck them up their canadian asses.

[Anonymous No.10991166]

market looken goooood

[Anonymous No.10991171]

>>10991127
US dude weed is definitely where the speculative money is headed. American markets are more bullish on cannabis than Canadians are at this point. Only reason cron and cgc pumped so hard was their dual listing on the Nasdaq and NYSE respectively.

[Anonymous No.10991181]

>>10991171
cannabis destroys your brain sells (yikes!)

[Anonymous No.10991186]

>>10991115
lol oh shit
really?
then this shits gonna crash so fucking hard

i swear to fucking god just make me the CEO of one of these meme companies
id have it focus entirely on production of hemp as a replacement to everything from paper to plastic bags to shoelaces to shoes to what the fuck ever you can think of.
fuck you could even take the bud sales/marketing/growing part out of the equation and just purchase the "waste" products off of these other meme companies. have them pay YOU to take their supply of raw hemp off them.

then market it super hard as a go green initiative and collect $200M govt grants every time i go past go. maybe even get some fuck huge tax credits cuz leaf parliament is fucking retarded w that shit.

this is fucking simple and i GUARANTEE that 90% of the meme companies wont even thin about this. and after they fail to capitalize, its gonna be dilute city out there

>>10991127
agreed
leafs are retarded and cant into business and profitability. we will ultimately pick it up where they fuck it up

>>10991171
and those FOMOers are gonna get BURNED pretty soon imo

[Anonymous No.10991208]

>>10991181
thats ok, this life is a joke and we live in a clown world. i could spare to lose some

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10991210]

>>10991166
She looks like a drug addicted tranny

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10991214]

>>10991186
lol burned from fomo on dude weed lmao

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10991223]

>>10991210
isn't that your type?

[Texas anon No.10991243]

>>10991127
Le weed man is selling Canada to orientals and Muslims while telling Trump to fuck off because of muh racism n shit. I hope Canuks hang him from the highest moose for what he’s doing.

[Anonymous No.10991299]

>>10991214
the FOMO and the initial crash isnt even the HALF of it
take a look at some of these companies financials

theyve taken on so much goddamned debt to try and get a foot in front of one another. its all a mad rush to try and be the first big name and grab as much market share as possible and never let go. but we dont even know how much of a market share there is tho, as its incredibly hard to get accurate data on what the capacity of an unreported (formerly) black market IS. everyone assumes its nigh infinite, but i seriously doubt there will be room for even HALF of these companies.

so what will they do if they cant capitalize and dont have any market share? no one is gonna lend them anymore. why would they? especially not w the debt loads most have taken on. so how will they keep the lights on? toxic convertible issuance and 3(a)(10) dilution followed by r/s after r/s and get the stockholders to BUY the fucking debt, meanwhile destroying their stocks sentiment and burning the whole sector to the ground except for the few that "make it". and even THOSE ones will have a rough go at it for the reasons i listed in the posts above. theyre also full up on debt up to their eyeballs

i see great potential in this new sector, but outside of a couple utterances of industrial hemp production, ive seen almost NOTHIN to make me think that this recreational market will be anywhere near as lucrative as they think itll be. they need to have steady revs and the only way to get that is through industrial manufacture of hemp. period.

[Anonymous No.10991321]

rate my memefolio

ignore the fact i got memed into catching a falling knife with mu and that i bought gme buyout lotto tickets

[Anonymous No.10991333]

>>10991321
crm is a credit spread
mu is a long call and a credit spread

[Anonymous No.10991334]

>>10990776
>>10991068
Confident how? That it will keep rising or the crash is iminent?

[Anonymous No.10991409]

>>10991243
Without being a hardcore tinfoil hat conspiracy fag, Trudeau is part of the globalist ideology (like the EU and every anti-trumptards)

His inflexible stance towards Trump is because he is total tool who is totally unaware and irresponsible of the consequences of his actions

The globalists who really call the shot (notably Juncker) actually negotiate and fold

Also, I am afraid we live in a world in which the masses are retared and incapable of any kind of rightful wrath. Trudeau probably gonna live quietly and giving moral lessons like Obama after destroying his nation

[Anonymous No.10991446]

>>10991334
just from a technical standpoint they ALL are trading well beyond their actual values. in the near term, these things HAVE to pull back. check the volume on CGC today. theyve run out of buyers up here. not to mention the sector is notorious for "sell the news" and often times "sell before the news" as everyone expects it.

that aside, i feel that the rec sales are grossly over estimated. even if im wrong, theres no way in hell ANY of these brand new companies are turnng even close to a profit for years. and like i was saying above, theyre already bogged down in tons of debt. whats CRONs P/E now? like a thousand or so? scratch that, i just looked. its 1199. and this isnt just CRON. its all of them

now ive known people who grow this stuff on massive scales in cali. and ive met in passing a few who export it to other places (ie blackmkt). every single one of those fuckers is either hanging up the towel, or trying to get IN on this new industry. they know as well as anyone that govt involvement will inflate price. and w legal issues out of the way, more people will grow it as they CAN now w out worry. many already do, but even peoples parents and stuff who use it for pain are gonna be growing it now. its gonna be everywhere. its a fucking weed. you can grow it literally anywhere. its HARD to kill, even if you know nothing about plants, and w a couple plants and youll have MORE than enough to satisfy any ones persons recreational needs for a whole year. not to mention, these private growers will be able to sell it and undercut the govt growers.and the most talented growers out there are NOT being picked for these new companies grow ops in MANY cases.

i have faith in this industry in the long term. it will be fucking awesome and help a lot of people and industrial hemp will be great for the environment. this is NOT the time to buy and hold forever tho. unless you have IRON hands

[Anonymous No.10991450]

>>10990730
I did that with my first options play, except it was GrubHub earnings. Turned $500 into $3000. Got me addicted to options gambling and now I'm down $7000

good times

[Anonymous No.10991477]

Good russian stocks? Thoughts on yandex?
Also what the fuck happened to mnkd, and when will tgtx go up

[Anonymous No.10991496]

>>10991477
RUSS

[Anonymous No.10991504]

>>10990550
how do you buy puts against canada and chinas economy?
I saw some dude here did it for south africa right?

[Anonymous No.10991530]

>>10991210

[Anonymous No.10991532]

>>10991504
find an ETF that tracks their market, with a good liquid options market attached to it, and buy puts

for China this is probably MCHI

You can also just buy YANG if you want, it's a triple bear ETF. It won't have as much leverage as an options play though

[Texas anon No.10991557]

>>10991409
You couldn’t let me dream could you?

[Anonymous No.10991565]

>>10991450
lol everyone does that shit
i know i did it too
helps ya to learn QUICK tho

or not and you just blow up
either or

>>10991477
FXI is a large cap chinese ETF
anon >>10991496 is right
the only thing you wanna do is short russia w leverage.
i dont remember the canadian ETF because theyre irrelevant and i dont care

FXI has a good options market imo

[Anonymous No.10991577]

>>10991504
my bad this >>10991565
part about china was for you senpai

[Anonymous No.10991585]

How much do you deposit into your portfolio on a monthly/yearly basis?

$600 a month here/$7500

I'll never make it, will I?

[Anonymous No.10991601]

>>10991565
I made 6.3k on FB earnings then almost lost 8k to twitter calls but I managed to sell right on time so made 400. Only traded per earnings sentiment ever since. Made a grand then RH shut me down...

[Anonymous No.10991630]

>>10991557

[Anonymous No.10991639]

Fuck you, mgm

[Anonymous No.10991651]

>>10991585
all you have to do is beat inflation and youll be better than 90% of the other faggots in the world who make the same amount as you. if you trade from a tax shelter then youll be even BETTER off than the rest of the dipshits, and even more so if you got a 401k thats maxed
this isnt a fucking race unless you want it to be, and if youre stressing bout it before youve even started, then you DEFINITELY wont be able to handle actively trading senpai

>>10991601
yea options ER gambles are the shittiest gambles. absolutely no logic to it. youre better off going to a casino and shooting craps. i trade options all the damn time, but theres ways to calculate and manage your risk, and if you arent doing that, you shouldnt trade em. PERIOD

[Anonymous No.10991654]

>>10991585
do what you can, the fact that you're putting in money on the regular and not taking it out means you're already better than average

[Anonymous No.10991725]

On days bad for TSLA, I enjoy reading the Tesla Motor Club forum investor threads and seeing those delusional fucks panic as they scream at mods to ban the people shitting on Tesla.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10991739]

>>10991651
I can't remember the source, do you have a link to the site that projects implied price movement?
Fugg I can't remember but it's for earnings
Stock X is implied to move up or down 6% or something like that

[Anonymous No.10991772]

>>10991585
Figure out ways to save even more while doing whatever you can to earn more. You're doing better than most people by putting in $600/mo. You only need to invest like $500/mo in index funds to have a million and a half by retirement age IIRC.

[Anonymous No.10991785]

>>10991739
ive never heard of that desu
and i cant imagine it would be very useful
ER is essentially random

i argue that its actually GAYER than random too desu. especially for long options. the only way to do options on ERs is to sell and/or bet omnidirectionally

[Anonymous No.10991807]

>>10991651
Selling options to people before earnings is where you make the moneyz

[Anonymous No.10991824]

>>10991725
link pl0x
i wanna read that
my favorite thing to do on bad days for TSLA is to announce when people are buying bankruptcy puts and type out long winded effortposts detiling exactly what is wrong w that stock, elon, and their products

>>10991807
exactly
nothing else worth doing. unless youre already holding the stock
i swore off ERs forever this Q1 ER desu

[Anonymous No.10991829]

>>10991785
>GAYER
So, looking up various gay ticker symbols led me to FGT, which beat the S&P 500 between 2008 - today.

[Anonymous No.10991837]

>>10991725
Still holding my short from $298. Sort of wish I sold at the lows today but I was driving and just watching in awe expecting it to go much further. Oh well, this trend is set and doesn't look like there is a ton of upside risk. The bad news around Tesla is fucking nonstop it's insane.

[Anonymous No.10991841]

>>10991824
https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/tsla-market-action-2018-investor-roundtable.105308/page-1738

They're largely a delusional group that, through banning and general downvoting, has created an impressive hivemind that thinks any negativity surrounding Tesla/Musk is FUD and funded by shorts. It's like /r/tesla on steroids.

[Anonymous No.10991860]

>>10991837
By sold I mean buy to cover, but yeah the point stands.

[Anonymous No.10991881]

>>10991829
looks like an excellent entry on FGT today too desu

>>10991841
THANK YOU
its funny cu for the longest time i just sat back and spouted FUD at TSLA and never had a position. just recently after they opened the SEC investigation was the first time i ever bet diectly against them. and as of now i will be rolling puts on them until they are no more

tho i dont doubt that there are hedgies out there paying people to dig up as much dirt as possible on them. cant blame em either. that squeeze/420 tweet really pissed a lot of big money off. gloves are off

[Anonymous No.10991890]

>>10991837
if TSLA loses 245 its going to 100 or less imo

[Anonymous No.10991899]

What is a reasonable amount to contribute to an individual brokerage account if you have already maxed out your 401k and already have emergency savings? 50%? 80%?

Looking for long term returns to supplement 401k. (20-30 years)

[Anonymous No.10991917]

>>10991841
o mai gawd
this is incredible
first comment i read is even bitchy by reddit standards.

>next quarter is gonna be the best evarr!!!!!!1!1
>ur just a h8r and suck lol

[Anonymous No.10991964]

>>10991917
Yeah, it's bad. Basically, if you're all in on TSLA, you'll probably end up posting on this forum.

[Anonymous No.10991971]

>>10991917
incredible how these idiots are so trained to jump on command w media fluff tho

theyre all talking about elon smoking pot like THATS what matters
like THATS the only thing shorts are on about
not a fucking WORD about the fact that TSLAs 2025 corp bonds yields blew out today and were trading for literally fucking nothing

im convince that elons cult of personality is the only thing that has allowed the stock to keep from imploding 2-3 years ago

>>10991964
i cant thank you enough fren

[Anonymous No.10992014]

>>10991971
wew
just let this one sink in for a second
>posting articles is illegal
>lol thats fine because the most important part after the title (?!!?!) is your comment or opinion
wew
just wew

[Anonymous No.10992021]

Jack Ma retiring from Alibaba. I wonder how this will affect things.

[Anonymous No.10992054]

>>10992014
I'm filled with such a sinking feeling just scrolling through their posts. I think I really will buy some bankruptcy puts.

[Anonymous No.10992102]

>>10992054
dude its honestly really sad
as much as im looking forward to stealing redditors money, this level of out and out corporate fraud terrifies me. it happens all the damn time and no one usually even gets punished for it

give yourself some time on the puts imo
i have 14 of the 9/21s that ive been buying for 2 and flipping for +4 on every vega spike, so im financed for em essentially. those will only go if they file chapter 11 and soon (i think this is likely desu but i couldnt recommend such reckless risk desu). the jan ones give him another failed ER and some time to die tho, so much better. or you could roll them continuously, which is what im doing w the rest of my puts. the most remarkable thing at all is that there is a market at all for 50 strike puts for 2 weeks out. not only that but its incredibly liquid.

[Anonymous No.10992159]

>>10992054
its seriously delorean all over again.
these people are gonna be stuck w wifi controlled cars w no updates and hard/software breaking bugs, absolutely nowhere to charge the damn things and no way to service their (twice as expensive as initially advertised) cars

its so sad that people can be duped like this and on such a scale. worse when its done by their supposed idol

[Anonymous No.10992168]

>>10990847
is this a modern day rage face comic

[Anonymous No.10992191]

>>10992102
>50 strike puts
kek yea those are almost as funny as him smoking a big fat doobie after the 420 joke.

I don't know where to begin with this comment
>Elon’s tweet is actually the start of the negotiation, using his wide audience base to begin the counter deal point discussion in an “open source” manner with investors
They have such optimism. I bet even after Elon admits there was no buy offer this guy was still rationalizing his nonsense.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10992209]

I bought some CY today!!!

[Anonymous No.10992254]

I like how everyone's talking about Tesla puts like the real money wasn't buying calls for litteraly pennies and selling them back when it went up $15

[Anonymous No.10992262]

>>10992159
>hard/software breaking bugs
Or spotty wifi. Like the guy who's car bricked over the weekend because his wifi fucked with the mandatory update.

[Anonymous No.10992294]

>>10992191
now this is cope
literally no basis in reality
even back then it was a stretch
now its clear that it was actual fraud


how about this pic?
>AH "bounce" of 0.67%
you ever thrown a cat off of a 30 story building?
im sure schoedinger has. and also hasnt.
but yeah.... its like that

>>10992262
that one goons posts have rung eerily true the more ive delved into it
its a shame that i seem to be IP blocked on all of my VPNs from somethingawful
that thread was FULL of interesting details, especially in regards to the software

[Anonymous No.10992346]

Tsla short squeeze has begun

[frenchfag No.10992412]

>>10991409
based and redpilled. I'll add that most globalists just want infinite economic growth and with ageing population in white nation this doesn't look promising for the next few decades, hence the massive influx of migrants.

[Anonymous No.10992450]

>>10992262
its just too much
this guys prof pic, the post hes quoting
>elons not ok, the companys fine tho
>comparing to jobs and gates (at least those cats could turn a profit ffs)
i get the feeling that 100% of these people on this forum think that todays price action was due to elon smoking fucking pot. its all theyre talking about. these people literally dont understand the shambles that the company is in financially. they know NOTHING about how the bonds are trading. hell, they prolly dont even know why TSLAs bonds blowing out is important. they know literally NOTHING. nothing at all. and this ignorance is by their own hand.

i need to step outside or some shit. or get a cigarette or something. fug

>>10992346
>now only up 0.47% in AH
HERE IT CUMSSSSSSS
SSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRRRRTTTTTTT SSSSQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10992530]

STOP FUCKING SELLING CRON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10992574]

>>10992530
stoners just selling for pot weekend this happens every weekend

[Anonymous No.10992593]

>>10992574
Then why don't you make money off it

[Anonymous No.10992666]

Canadian weed penny stock anon was the true genius all along

[BagholderExtreme No.10992700]

>>10992450
I almost feel bad for the people who trusted him, but he's an african american, and like the vast majority of african americans is completely unfit for employment in the corporate world.

[BagholderExtreme No.10992715]

>>10992574
I make sure to always sell on Fridays to have money for degeneracy on the weekends... It's like almost new years eve.

[Anonymous No.10992726]

>>10992574
this isnt just because of the weekend
its ogre

>>10992700
oh you

[Anonymous No.10992743]

>>10992450
TSLA was a scam from the beginning just like the entire green energy movement. TSLA never had anything unique or innovative they were always a marketing company

[Anonymous No.10992777]

>>10991409
Unironically, the future is globalism. There's simply no future for humanity without it.

[Anonymous No.10992778]

>>10992666
Aww thanks tbhfam. I'm still here. By the way, large cap weed stocks like cgc, cron, tilray, acb, etc are all going to dump hard this month followed by a fairly strong bounce off the low for the run up to Canada opening the floodgates on October 17th.

I am only trading cannabis biopharma and US startups right now as far as weed is concerned.

[Anonymous No.10992792]

>>10992530
Don't buy weed stocks. Within 20+ years when it's federally legalized, there's just so much room for a major corporation to sweep in and take a majority foothold in all cannabis products.

[Anonymous No.10992807]

Not sure if I should buy Ali Baba, Facebook or US Steel stocks. Steel would be a good buy but only if Trump sticks to the tariffs, Facebookis dwindling and Ali Baba seems like a good long hold.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.10992830]

>>10992530
I tell everybody to STOP SELLING all the time. NOBODY LISTENS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10992839]

>>10992792
>Within 20+ years when it's federally legalized, there's just so much room for a major corporation to sweep in and take a majority foothold in all cannabis products.

Well yeah but that's not a bad thing for investors. Some of the rationale behind buying Canadian shit stocks is the thinking that the company could be a buyout target.

I suspect it'll be less than 20 years for US to go federally legal. Ball is already rolling down slippery slope in that direction on account of the money to be made + positive voter sentiment about the idea.

[Anonymous No.10992869]

>>10992159
don't be silly, somebody will buy the brand at bankruptcy auction, it's the most valuable corporate asset

[Anonymous No.10992934]

>>10992807
steel stocks have been awful, they peaked days before trump took office, and have been crashing ever since

t. AK stesl bagholder

[Anonymous No.10992951]

>>10990597
Why are you eligible for a state pension?
Do work for the government?
Can you do both? Agreed take any employer match offered but take free state stuff too

[Anonymous No.10993001]

>>10992777
can't argue with dem digez

[BagholderExtreme No.10993011]

>>10990597
We're going to fuck you out of benefits on those pensions. Honestly you're best off just taking 2 since it's easy to roll over, and you're personally more in control.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993023]

>>10990597
Wait the 401 could be retarded, read what it's investing in.

[Anonymous No.10993025]

>>10992839
>Ball is already rolling down slippery slope in that direction on account of the money to be made + positive voter sentiment about the idea.

Watch Michigan, Missouri and North Dakota voters in November. If Missouri and especially North Dakota vote in recreational marijuana, then the anti-marijuana argument is 100% dead in the short term future.

[Anonymous No.10993057]

>>10992869
>*only valuable corporate asset
ftfy

but im ok w that
regardless this is going to get much uglier before it gets any better imo
if their bonds continue to falter (PROTIP: they will cuz literally no one is even on the bid) then the stock will continue to take a beating and/or fail to recover. at the very least it will not be a chipper as it has been. all the longs are already in all the way and didnt think we would get this gap down today (no one did). as such, in the stock, the shorts have gotten more breathing room and have the upper hand for now (for once). id be honestly surprised if they let the stock have any breathing room now that bulls have been cornered.

no big buys at all in AH and continued selling seems to support the theory that a lot of big boys got out today/have been getting out these last few weeks.

[Anonymous No.10993062]

hey comfy since you're a degenerate trapfucker now want to suck my penis?

[Anonymous No.10993067]

Why does no one on here diversify?
Next to commodities, its the safest way to reliably earn value especially in an uncertain market.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993077]

>>10992159
The Delorean was a great car. I wish you could get a solid stainless steel car with gull wing doors these days. I mean Volvo made a v6 engine that fit great, probably the easiest car to restore. I mean I almost bought a few of them back around 2006 and I could have easily flipped all of them using parts from this or that and selling them for like 25 grand each. Still man you gotta see electic cars aren't the future. It's personal drones and flying cars. Since the Jetson's came out it's always been the future. We have video phones now, and robot maids and flying cars are next.

[Anonymous No.10993085]

guys im pretty sure ratsu has split off into another timeline. heres the last post as far as i can tell.
>>10984005

ratsu has went to the timeline where TSLAs bonds didnt blow out today and everything is golden bull
press F to pay respects

>>10993062
ur not trap
show bobs

>>10993077
checked
i want flying skateboards first tho

[Anonymous No.10993103]

>>10993025
Michigander here, I will definitely be voting for legalization in november. Even a most boomers are on board now. You can't ignore the potential tax revenue it would create.

[Anonymous No.10993105]

>>10992807
Wait for Nucor to be less than $67
Its the only steel you want/need to invest in.
No to Facebook.
No Chinkshit.
Don't support bipedal carpenter ants, also do you only watch CNN or do you actually believe that the Chinese retail market is bull in the next 18 months?
Buy CY, Intel, and American Software if you're poor and stupid.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993107]

Ratsu went to rehab, he's either going to come back or not.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993120]

>>10993105
nucor is honestly more than just steel, but yeah they're seriously top 3 NA, probably in my mind the best moving forward.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993135]

>>10993105
Nucor mines, manufactures and recycles. It's the most solid of all steel manufactures in NA.

[Anonymous No.10993145]

>>10993085
ratsu is Mac Miller. RIP

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10993167]

>>10993062
Do you have a vagina?

[Anonymous No.10993186]

>>10993135
Probably why it's a better investment.

[Texas anon No.10993195]

>>10993145
Lel

[Anonymous No.10993196]

>>10993167
thats not how it works senpai

>>10993145
sand neked pic
cloth of
show bobs
na0

[Anonymous No.10993202]

>>10993145
ratsu gril desu fambut u dint here dat frome

[Anonymous No.10993210]

>>10993025
michigan here, we will vote for it

we have more 40+ weed smokers than we do 20 year olds

and i doubt detroit is against it either

[BagholderExtreme No.10993213]

>>10993186
I've done transportation for them. They're great.

[Anonymous No.10993219]

>>10993210
detroit doesnt have any people so i doubt theyll be voting for nor against nothing desu

[Anonymous No.10993229]

>>10993219
*detroit doesnt have any people that get off their asses and vote.

[Anonymous No.10993239]

>>10993210
>>10993103
Michigan is a gimme. I'm from North Dakota, and I'm cautiously optimistic. Medical received 64% of the vote and still hasn't been implemented after 2 years, and people are pissed.

[Anonymous No.10993244]

>>10993219
sorry i meant detroit's suburbs, they make up a huge voter block

>>10993229
ok this might be true

>>10993239
yea medical has been in michigan for a while, and many townships have been decriminalizing it the past two or so years

[Anonymous No.10993245]

>>10993202
why do you say that anon

[Anonymous No.10993251]

>>10993229
the only timei was ever there it was just a bunch of hipsters squating in some shitty building and calling it an "art space" so youre right in that they likely are not registered to vote

>>10993245
deepest lore

[BagholderExtreme No.10993252]

>>10993196
comfy understands rocks, dude had his hand down a chicks pants and was liike what?!?! Where is your penis? Slipped a finger in and was like wow why is this so Comfy. Probably shrugged kissed her on the cheek and said I-I-I'll see you in class tomorrow. T-Thanks!

[Anonymous No.10993257]

>>10993239
Everyone that i've met that smoke marijuana already has a medical card except for paranoid tradesmen. And even they still smoke but they are paranoid about being put on "a list" So they would rather smoke it illegally and risk going to jail. I laugh at those people.
>>10993251
Those hipsters aren't going to last in Detroit. They aren't dealing with regular niggers, they are dealing with Detroit niggers that will kill you over a dollar. It's gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.10993284]

>>10992807
Those are all terrible picks currently.
Buy AAPL

[BagholderExtreme No.10993285]

>>10993244
You've got livonia, detroid and a few ports that service chicago. Honestly trade war with canada, fucks everying on the LP, and the UP/Wisconsin and MN love this shit, since nothing comes out of manitoba anyway. I am surprised at how easy it would be to kick ass out there, yet Canadians prefer making pot and charity the biggest issues instead of what will help the future generations. Everybody understands educated people are smart so education must be best, but the average voter will always be less intelligent than the average person.

[Anonymous No.10993288]

>>10993252
im dying

>>10993257
there didnt seem to be many of them left either
in fact when i was in west virginia i met some black families and they were ALWAYS from detroit. it seems that shortly after moving to WV and realizing that every white kid in WV has a loaded gun on them most of the time, an have no qualms about shooting to kill, most of the thugs decided it wasnt a lucrative line of work anymore and now work at carls jr serving curly fries to keep it reel dawg

[Anonymous No.10993300]

>>10993284
i fucking hate AAPL and its up a lot rn, but youre right. its the only FAANG meme thats acting as a FAANG meme anymore. all the rest are toast

[Anonymous No.10993304]

>>10993284
me irl

[Anonymous No.10993307]

>>10993304
well get back into the kitchen then senpai

[Anonymous No.10993308]

>>10993288
God help those blacks that accidently get caught in the mountains of WV and run across a country family.

[Anonymous No.10993309]

Alibaba CEO is leaving, and there's going to be tariffs, too late to purchase puts for BABA?

[Anonymous No.10993329]

>>10993284
>currently

Amazon's PE is waay too high and expectations are far too hype. It basically has to dominate the world in order for a long payoff to work well.

[Anonymous No.10993343]

>>10993284
>>10993300
We don't have an everything bubble.
We have a FAANG bubble.
Amazon is perhaps the most overbought stock in history, Apple is not far behind. I speculate only Alphabet survives the reaper with a solid percentage of its current valuation.

[Anonymous No.10993353]

>>10993300
Digits support my claim.
Got my 150 shares today.
>>10993329
Fuck Amazon I agree, it’s either world domination or they don’t turn a profit.
I had 1 share at 800 bucks but I dumped it on principle at 1450.
But I was talking about the superior AAPL senpai. Remember that it’s basically up to 1550 if you account for the 7 way split. It’s been running for decades.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993364]

>>10993309
honestly, shorting china was great, we've got too much uncertainty here in the US in the coming months. You have to understand if you have 10s of millions, you're not gambling, and have to be fairly certain in what you commit to investing in. So just wait, we got like a few of my favorite holidays coming up. Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanna, but after that, we can all re-evaluate. I'm actually long gold right fucking now, since we're all going to be buying metals these next two weeks. and the futures will shooot up because of the holidays and you're like totally on the same page right.

[Anonymous No.10993368]

>>10992209
Me too boyo

[Anonymous No.10993380]

I think Ratsu killed himself after he lost everything in FNGU

[BagholderExtreme No.10993382]

>>10993284
Children can be more entertained by something as simple as a piece of candy with a prize in it. Or wondered about some slight of hand magic trick that you surpise them with candy.

[Anonymous No.10993401]

>>10993382
I don’t see kids walking around staring at pieces of candy. They’re staring at iPhones.

[Anonymous No.10993417]

>>10993343
>corporate debt is at 140% of the GDP
>the fed has pumped the market up since 2009 and is now unwinding and raising rates
>auto bubble bursting
>banks reporting more credit card defaults
>The FAANGs are buying their own shares back to pump prices, again, financed through debt

>there is no everything bubble!
>t. subzero IQ brainlet

Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.10993420]

>>10993308
naw theyre all in harpers ferry and charleston
and charlestons a nice place imo
except for the meth
lotta meth
methheads scatter around like roaches
and fucking rattlesnakes everywhere desu

i like WV a lot
super nice folks
economically speaking it reminds me of bulgaria. no gypsys tho. i guess you could call methheads gypsys kinda
idk

we broke down outside of there once near a "town" called servia (pronouncced SIR-VEE). thought we were gonna die. it was fine. one lady wasnt on meth and gave us a road flare. nice folk

[Anonymous No.10993444]

>>10993343
nah google is the CIA tho so its not goin anywhere
they dont need money or financing or any of that bullshit

AAPL is basiccally a consumer staple given how everyone just buys their chink shit even w the rep it all has for breaking immediately
1T Mcap gives a lotta wiggle room imo

[Anonymous No.10993464]

>>10993417
Auto loans being a problem is a meme. If you compare 2008 housing loans and defaults with today's car loans and defaults, it's a joke. Not even close. It's at best a slight uptick for what's normal with car loans, which is enough for the articles to complain.

[Anonymous No.10993475]

>>10993420
I remember driving through WV on my way to NC, some of the most beautiful scenery i've ever witnessed.

[Anonymous No.10993486]

>>10993444
The trips of truth.
AAPL confirmed golden bull for decades to come.

[Anonymous No.10993519]

>>10992807
>BABA
Jack Ma just announced hes leaving. The company is top to bottom fraud.https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/

If its still around when TSLA goes down, I am going to cash out my TSLA puts and buy BABA ones.

[Anonymous No.10993548]

>>10993475
seriously is
like vermont, but more remote and more rugged
and a lot more sneks
no step on those sneks
we had to walk a couple miles down the highway in the dark. thought i stepped on one. it was ded tho. filled with a shit ton of buckshot. you definitely want a gun out there desu. thankfully you can sign up for your pistol permit online i think still. 20 bucks. not bad.

one of my good frens grew up there. him and his buddy got dropped off at their house after a party one night, but neither had phones. obviously no landline and the car was broken. so was the stove. so they were stuck. ended up cooking a couple frozen pizzas underneath a flood light for a the next few days till someone came by and gave em a ride into town.

there was no dump in that "town" so behind the old abandoned mall there was a spot for old refrigerators.

wild place

[Anonymous No.10993574]

>>10993285
We have an edge though, canada likes us

and china cant touch us, besides like a dozen people at ford and GM who make money from china

[Anonymous No.10993589]

>>10993464
>he says with increasing nervousness in his voice....

[Anonymous No.10993647]

>>10993574
for perspective, keep in mind that we export twice as much to canada as we do mexico

china doesnt mean shit to us, so hopefully trump gets his new nafta going

[Anonymous No.10993659]

Is Robinhood the kind of thing you can make decent money on? Or for that do you need a more "reputable" commission dealer?

[Texas anon No.10993667]

>>10993382
Few months ago my friend had to rush his wife to the hospital. He asked me to check on the kids on my way home. 1 girl is 10, 1 girl is 5 and has no soul, and the boy is 2 and can’t talk. I’m single with no kids.
>walk into house
>immediately notice it’s destroyed
>two girls are arguing
>boy is crying
>timetotakecontrol.wav
>suggest we all play with some toy
>they bring out some weird sand
>we all sit down and start playing
>everyone is quiet and happy
>igotthis.jpeg
>however
>itstooquiet.gif
>5 yo starts talking
>Mr. Anon?
>yes dear
>Are you curved or straight?
>10 year old starts laughing
At this point I should’ve said that it wasn’t a nice thing to ask but my inner junior high schooler came out
>look her right in the eyes
>I’m as straight as they come
>she stares at me with her dark soulless eyes and laughed knowing she got to me
>she gets up and starting singing
>MR A IS CURVED, MR A IS CURVED
>10 year old is laughing historically
>2 year old starts laughing
I chased her ass for 5 minutes threatening her life but she never stopped. 30 minutes later they called and said they were on thier way home so I fucking left. Fuck kids.

[Anonymous No.10993673]

>>10993464
>Auto loans being a problem is a meme
imo anything thats a "meme" is a problem. like an actual one. the part that makes it a meme is that nothings been realized for 10 years now. we got shifted back via a FED time warp and now that theyre speeding us back up to the future (the present) we get to see what was a problem and what wasnt. we still dont know shit. for all we know auto loans isnt a problem and is just a meme. but its a meme alongside a whole other basket of memes. and we wont know if its a problem unless we see the tightening back into the future start to cause defaults. and even then, by itself, its just a meme. its when/if all these various memes start chaining together is when it becomes a problem
imo

[BagholderExtreme No.10993677]

>>10993401
samsung makes a superior product

[Anonymous No.10993682]

>>10993659
Why would you need to pay commissions to make money? Robinhood is the same as any other stock broker, the interface is just more barebones and you have to do the research yourself.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10993683]

>>10993589
I've been hearing that defaults on student loans have been increasing
How to economy?

[BagholderExtreme No.10993687]

>>10993401
and you've probably never heard of candy crush

[Anonymous No.10993699]

>>10993683
its a meme tho
its only a problem if im right >>10993673

[Anonymous No.10993702]

>>10993677
Nice meme.
>>10993687
XD

[Anonymous No.10993705]

>>10993682
i read data that most of their users have less than $100 in trades. seems kinda fishy to me

[Anonymous No.10993710]

>>10993659
your starting capital is a far greater hinderance to making money

unless you have a good 5 or 6 figures to invest, robinhood is absolutely the right choice

[Anonymous No.10993724]

>>10993705
>i read data that most of their users have less than $100 in trades. seems kinda fishy to me
kek no

https://www.strawpoll.me/16386731/r

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10993737]

>>10993705
Fine then don't use it and pay fees you dummy

[Anonymous No.10993744]

>>10993705
Robinhood is attractive to people with because they have no account minimums and they don't charge commissions, but that doesn't make them an inferior product. Almost everyone in this general uses Robinhood. It's a perfectly reputable broker.

[Anonymous No.10993749]

>>10993744
>Almost everyone
false
maybe half tho

[Anonymous No.10993753]

>>10993705
>>10993744
people with small amounts of capital*

[BagholderExtreme No.10993754]

>>10993683
well going to a school where room and board put you there and are say about 40-75k per year in debt, then say you drop out after 3-5 years, or don't find a job that fits the degree. Give up and start trying to figure out which kinds of gem stones would look perfect around your wife's bull's cock ring, take out more debt, but at a higher interest rate that's not backed by any collateral except that you're able to refinance your student loans and some how get a check from grandma's death. So you end up fucked, and the creditors are pissed, but doesn't matter. That rare african tanzenite looked so great as the like hit it, and you saw him railing your wife, but she ends up leaving you with half of her debt and the kids and needs more. Stay in college, stay as long as you can.

[Anonymous No.10993767]

>>10993753
STOP POSTING MY CAT

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10993776]

>>10993754
This seems oddly specific, baggy

[BagholderExtreme No.10993777]

>>10993699
auto loans are a prooblem. nobody can afford a 70k brand new truck, because they can't get that kind of work out of said truck. The cash for clunkers program to help bail out the auto industry, basically cost america more debt, and took cheap cars off the road. So you can't go out and buy a piece of shit for 300 bucks throw like 2 weekends into it and get it running for less than a grand anymore.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993861]

>>10993776
I had my hands on more ass going into highschool, than you experienced through college. I've been cheated on, and I've cheated on people. I can't wait for Yom Kippur... I need to repent and have a better year. This year has had it's ups and downs... I lost my best friend of like since I can remember to an overdose. I spent a stint in rehab, couldn't clean up... I witnessed great things, did great things. I enjoy life to the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. I'm currently looking at like 24-day long cruises, where I can just like take a big ass long vacation. Drink booze see people I'll never have to see again, but to do it all with out my best friend seems selfish of me. He was gay, I'm not gay. I miss that faggot. I hope he's partying up with everybodies dead relatives in faggot fashion.

[Anonymous No.10993870]

>>10993380
different timeline senpai
ratsu died of natural cause (respiratory depression, probably a good deal of regular too)

the other timeline is where TSLA is fine tho and the jobs report indicated dovish FED
endless summerof QE never ended, we just got bumped out to fall

>>10993777
i agree completely, but by itself its just a meme. the only thing that matters is if the FEDs chaos magick sets all memes off at once. then all these memes that werent problems become problems.

we could deal w one meme at a time rn. it might slow us down a bit, but thats basically been all year. and were goin up still. its if all memes are really all connected is where its a problem. by this i mean "are they packaging all the bad memes inside of other memes to try and sell it off to each other and pad the stats and call it GDP?" cuz if they are, thats a problem imo as it means the stats arent good enough to cover the problem as a meme. thats where we get into what the fuck IS a collateralized loan obligation and what makes it synthetic or not. if were putting memes that are inside of other memes, inside of other memes, and doing that same kind of meme with other memes inside of the memes that are in the other memes (like i think were doing) then ur gawdamn right its a problem. but even still, it has more to do w if everyone FINDS OUT that its a problem. otherwise it just stays an obscure meme.

the FED may or may not be trying to set this off imo tho. thats my only real concern. they know that the memes taken as a whole is a problem, but they seem to be applying pressure against it anyways. my bet is theyre sick of the old stale memes and wanna see if it can work anymore w out them. if it cant, theres always the swiss franc, amirite?

[BagholderExtreme No.10993925]

>>10993753
Benjamin Franklin was my favorite of all the founding fathers. AND some day nobody will see your cat or think of it again, except when you bring it up. Take pride... I had to put my cat down this past year too, and I forgot how much those 15 years with me and him meant to me... He was like my son.. I had him murdered.

[Texas anon No.10993928]

>>10993754
>>10993861
Remind me to tell you the story of Larrythecuck one day. You’ll feel better about your life.

[BagholderExtreme No.10993940]

>>10993753
Ben literally spends his time in france selling his inventions and being an ambassador. That's honestly, How we settle the Louisianna Purchase.

[Anonymous No.10993983]

You guys mostly use robinhood? I'm new to all this and just trying to figure out where to get started but it's going to be a while before I can process all the information to actually do something.

[Anonymous No.10994009]

>>10993983
its good enough to start i guess
definitely use something else to chart shit tho imo
tradingview.com is good enough for those purposes
i like it too as you can write your own indicators and harness your autism that way. if you wanna learn TA you should learn how to code the maths behind indicators. otherwise its just scribbles and you performing an action you dont understand off of those scribbles because some chink on youtube told you it worked.

at the very least learn the maths behind the charts

[Texas anon No.10994020]

>>10993925
I had a doge for 12 years that I had to put down. Hardest thing ever.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994054]

>>10994020
f

[Anonymous No.10994058]

>>10994020
walked in on my buddy all blue once. totally ded. who knows how long desu. i used to carry around some suboxone at that time, not because i used it, but because it block opiates from binding to the receptors, and pushes them off. popped some in his lower lip. started breathing again. he was PISSED.

happened again, another time. didnt work.
similar feeling i guess
never liked watching things die. edgefaggots be damned

[Anonymous No.10994063]

>>10993983
A large chunk of us are poor fags, so yes, we use robinhood.

[Anonymous No.10994074]

What do you guys think of supreme cannabis?

[Texas anon No.10994082]

>>10994058
I’m starting to realize I’ve seen WAAAYYYYY too many people die. So much though that I’m starting to see myself laying there and it’s really disturbing.
They always seem so lonely, and they ALWAYS stare at you for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10994095]

>>10994009
I see, thanks for all that. It's a lot to take in but I'll try and not be a retard about this.

[Anonymous No.10994109]

>>10994063
im poorfag but i use schwab
thinking of switching to tastytrades for my options plays and just using all of schwabs commission free ETFs (theres like 300+ now). that way i can just put in small amounts/take out small amounts and trade w my checks and keep using them as a bank (theyre a decent fucking bank desu).

>>10994074
i think all weedmemes are gonna get pulled down soon desu
whats ticker tho?

>>10994082
>they ALWAYS stare at you for some reason
cant blame em desu
i wouldnt wanna go alone.
it looks scary

>>10994095
depends on what youre doing
are you trying to actively trade, or invest?
theyre quite different things

[Anonymous No.10994124]

>>10994109
Why waste the money on commissions?

[Anonymous No.10994128]

>>10994109
OTCMKTS: SPRWF

[Anonymous No.10994167]

>>10994109
I'd like to actively trade but I'd need to understand things a lot more than I currently do. For now just some investments so at least my money isn't sitting around doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.10994226]

>>10994124
from schwab? like i said they have a decent selection of commission free ones, and the lowest per trade commissions anyways. but i like their services, their platform, and theyre one of the FEW brokers that doesnt sell your data to MM cunts. and it shows. in fact ill frequently set limits on my options trades and itll improve the cost by like 2-5 cents per contract. same deal w limit orders for stock.

for tastytrades, its literally just a buck. one buck to open, free to close. their platform is set up specifically for options and they arent cunts and will let me do more complicated options positions. thats it really screw RH, screw them selling my trades to CDEL, and fuck CDEL w a rusty spike. absolute niggers.

>>10994128
i dont like this decreasing volume desu. it looks like the rest of the weedmemes. just hanging up there w little volume. my volume oscillator is about to cross red, and my stochastic CCI has a pretty clear bearish divergence. it will likely bounce a little, but i never trade bulltraps if i can help it

>>10994167
here eat this
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
learn investing first (buy and hold), then swing trading. then go from there

[Anonymous No.10994237]

>>10994128
i got a bad feeling that a lot of these penny weedmemes, especially those in the OTC, are gonna get naked shorted fucking hard, the whole way down so that MMs can steal em all from you guys and accumulate at a much lower price than it should be trading at

[Anonymous No.10994238]

>>10993983
Step 1: Find broker
Step 2: Make account
Step 3: Do some research on how to not lose your money (Read Investopedia articles and the books in the OP list)
Step 4: Fund account
Step 5: Buy stocks

[Anonymous No.10994245]

>>10993925
im sorry to hear, i had to put my dog down a couple years ago, i was devastated

a year before my cat had to get surgery, he ate easter grass (fake plastic) and it cut up his insides
i remember coming home and finding a dozen little spots of blood, took over 12 hours to find my cat, head resting in a puddle of blood, barely able to move
thankful every day that the animal hospital was open that day, xrayed to find out why he was sick, kept him overnight, kit was back to his chipper self later that week

i dread the day when he will have to be put down, hes still active and playful, but his cataracts are getting bad now

>>10994020
im sorry to hear, its truly devastating to lose a pet and a friend

[Anonymous No.10994281]

>>10994245
It's funny how it's perfectly acceptable to put dogs down for cancer and things like cataracts, but euthanasia for people who are going to die slowly and painfully of terminal illnesses is still illegal in most of the world

[BagholderExtreme No.10994296]

>>10994245
yeah, my cat caught the ass cancer. He would cry and whine his ass off trying to pass shit. They tested him for everything he didn't have 5k in vet biills later. He had already went from 28 lbs to less than 15. I hate how vulnerable situations take over the free mind, and idiots fork over cash for stupid shit. They wanted me to give him 3 oral injections a day, cat's falling off the counter and i can just easily pick him up he's just skin and bones, doesn't want his pain killers and laxitives and stuff. I just say dude you're going to die tomorrow, and the next morning was halloween, I had him murdered for his own good to end his own suffering. There's a word like youth in asia or something, but damn I miss big cat.

[Anonymous No.10994304]

>>10994296
>There's a word like youth in asia or something

euthanasia

[Anonymous No.10994318]

>>10994296
>youth in asia
holy fucking kek
sorry about your cat,

[BagholderExtreme No.10994333]

>>10994304
Euthanized makes it seem too peaceful, I paid for them to murder the cat and give me his remains. May he rest in peace, he's not going to bother ratsu's friends anymore.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994354]

Shit that all happend this year too... Damn what other crazy shit happend.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10994364]

>>10994333
I'm really sorry for the loss of your cat, my kot means everything to me

[Anonymous No.10994368]

>>10994333
if he was capable of understanding the concept of death, he would have wanted it

read this leddit thread about how it feels to die
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99q9n5/redditors_who_have_been_clinically_dead_what_did/

[BagholderExtreme No.10994393]

Taylor Swift got fat as fuck, and hid from the lime light. Dynashill got a construction job, and wasn't posting. We witnessed the breakdown of Big5Guy and his rise and fall from glory. I had love many times with different women, still need to find a young one who doesn't smoke or drink and can spit out kids, but yeah i get the kids and the wife, fuck how can I keep them all happy?!?!? anyways, we saw umm something cool happen with our new fed chairman, the end of dovish yellen, and the rise of hawkman powell. It's been a great year. I am so happy that I was able to experience it all with you.

Head nigger came out and took full responsibility for the economy. Like head nigger can't you just go back to being dumb.

[Anonymous No.10994421]

>>10994393
;)

[BagholderExtreme No.10994446]

>>10994368
I know what it feels like to die. Every single step I take, every time I sleep, or even each meal I create brings me closer to the last time I will be able to enjoy any of these things. I die a little bit everyday, but I never stop fighting. I think enjoying what you do is crucial, or finding a way to enjoying hating/loving on those not doing your job is what can give people enough inside to carry on. I get black out drunk and spit really the most wow, how can you say that to an individual type of shit. There's a reason I'm still single.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994509]

I think the key to life and happiness. You can't care too much. The things you care about inhibit your actions and thought processes in a way that really never allow ones mind to truly experience what it means to be able to enjoy life for what it is. I guess I'm able to bring laughter at a funeral, and bring smiles to faces in a time of grief. I dunno just reflecting upon my own inside. If it was me against the world, I'd get afraid and hide every time, but if I had nothing to lose me against the world. I think I'd have enough friends and family or some one would get me in the end.

[Anonymous No.10994513]

Can someone explain to me how auto loans at the credit union can be less than 3%? I mean, can't they be making more money elsewhere with even less risk?

[BagholderExtreme No.10994518]

>>10994513
They've already borroowed the money to loan at a previous rate.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994537]

>>10994513
They're obligated to put the money on some one else, since its how they make money.

Honestly they don't care if you default, the person who siigns the line gets fucked, not the loan salesman.

[Anonymous No.10994549]

>>10994518
What I mean is, why bother with a car loan at 2.5% (actual rate) when you can get a 2-year T-note at 2.5-2.6?

[BagholderExtreme No.10994557]

>>10994513
oh god, it's an auto loan.... I was talking about this shit in like june last year... The credit union has a deal with the dealer. So all credit of said dealer comes from said credit union, which falls on bigger corporation. It's good for the local community. Buy the fucking car already.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994567]

>>10994549
The answer is called bad debt. Companies love writing off bad debt, and end up collecting in the long run over years. It's actually more of a corporate tax thing than an individual liability. They're just encouraging growth within the business.

[Anonymous No.10994575]

I guess... anyway I ain't getting no stinkin car loan. Cash is king

[BagholderExtreme No.10994581]

>>10994549
say i buy and lock in t-bills, or I show i've loaned a ton of cash.

these are treated seperately, and being a bank I can show a loss for my loan, and lower my taxes accordingly.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994602]

>>10994549
the worst part of this whole statement, inflation is like 2% already, so to create equity and value, you need to be closer to umm 5% just to make a profit, but since keynesian economics dominates most money grabbers, you're going to see another bubble break soon.

[Anonymous No.10994727]

If I have about $1000 per paycheck/$2000 per month to invest, what should I do? Just dump it into a Vanguard fund?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10994729]

>>10994602
>tfw no Austrian economist gf

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10994736]

>>10994727
Buy CARV, HMNY, BGFV, TSLA, LCI, NAK AND GME every month and you'll retire in 10 years

[Anonymous No.10994747]

>>10994736
>Buy TSLA

[Anonymous No.10994759]

>>10994736
I'm hoping to invest, and not throw away money.

[Anonymous No.10994780]

>>10994281
forced organ donation should be too
no reason not to
>inb4 muh body muh choice

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10994784]

>>10994759
You're right, my bad
Buy DRYS

[Anonymous No.10994922]

holy shit is dropbox finally a buy after the huge dip? institutional ownership is very good and earnings are very good.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994954]

>>10994922
well, what happens when they get sued again. Cloud computing is like just free money for lawyers.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994964]

>>10994759
buy health care, just buy CURE, and buy tech, QQQ, and buy some bonds TLT and just reinvest every week, stick to the plan, achieve your goals.

[BagholderExtreme No.10994999]

>>10994922
drop box is trash, who want's to give them business, when cloud storage is so easy and simple, and very competitive. When you know a small business owner can have a dude just buy shit on amazon, have it delivered in two days, and use their storage data centers? Who uses drop box? Honestly are you like enjoying the botnet, and being in fucking china?

[Anonymous No.10995037]

>>10994999
calm down man I just want to swing trade it short term.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995173]

>>10995037
f

[BagholderExtreme No.10995211]

Shit, I opened the oven to smell it, it's missing the thyme, but that's all good. I mean I can't believe I could tell just by smelling it like that.

[Anonymous No.10995219]

Elon is taking a break for 3 years.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995226]

>>10995219
>implying Tesla will still exist in 3 years.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995233]

fuck it there's still time to put thyme on the chicken. fuck it i got time and need good chicken.

[Anonymous No.10995242]

>>10994999
Checked

[Anonymous No.10995248]

>>10995226
Well he'll be back if it is. I guess he'll just say fuck it, retire, and play with rockets if Tesla goes under while he's gone.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10995266]

>>10995248
The Air Force is reviewing his security clearance, which is essential for working with the feds
I don't think the Tesla fan boys understand how fucked he really is

[Anonymous No.10995280]

>>10995266
I don't think people understand just how fucked they'll be if they keep prodding the bear and Elon defects to North Korea.

[Anonymous No.10995290]

>>10995266
why does he need a security clearance? He doesn't do the real engineering. Maybe he'll be butthurt that he can't find out what is going into his rockets, but its not gonna shutdown spacex

[BagholderExtreme No.10995300]

>>10995266
If you were paying attention last summer, he was heated after we withdrew from the paris accord, and his stock tanked back to the 160-180 level. The Obama subsidies for his company and all businesses are over. You want too make it, make it on your own no hand outs from the government.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995309]

>>10995290
if spaceX is going to be a part of the space force, they need to make sure everybody within the company can have clearance and understand the reasons for such a serious evaluation. So sorry fren

[BagholderExtreme No.10995315]

>>10995266
Hey the movie is starting in like 90 minutes. I got my chicken ready almost, i'll put on some popcorn soon. I can't wait which one are we watching?

[Anonymous No.10995319]

>>10994759
buy SAVE, SAFM, BTU,

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10995331]

>>10995290
A company can't run when the CEO can't know the details of what is going on.
If his clearance gets revoked he will either leave spacex or destroy it
I would be VERY surprised if he doesn't get it revoked in the next month

[Anonymous No.10995335]

>>10994922
drop box is for boomers and normies who cant figure out how to pirate movies or stream

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10995339]

>>10995315
Hehe it's tomorrow at 11:00 EST silly

[Anonymous No.10995341]

>>10995211

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10995349]

I hate China

[BagholderExtreme No.10995351]

>>10995319
Spirit Arlines is pretty much trash.

SAFM is losing revinue, i expect more than the 30% pull back we have already seen.

BTU Is actually a great investment. Yeah I'd be bullish as fuck on that one too.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995390]

>>10995341
I mean that picture, I know the reference photo and just umm, the bogs in the background and the big pink bong... I'm making tendies. It's like flattering you made this meme. I bet the plant in the background fucks you up, no baggie it's just a plant, bull shit i'll eat the whole fucking thing and get fucked up.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995399]

>>10995339
oh fuck that who does movie night at 11am? It's like not even noon yet.

[Anonymous No.10995409]

What to research this weekend?

[BagholderExtreme No.10995424]

>>10995409
how to convert from faggot rock sucker time to normal market time. Also research the impact of condoms wrapped around my dick and twat, well that's my own personal research agenda.

[Anonymous No.10995428]

>>10995409
how to get laid nerd

[Anonymous No.10995437]

>>10995428
I've got prime korean poon on lock, so speak for yourself virgin

[BagholderExtreme No.10995483]

>>10995437
research the sideways vagina of this korean poon, i expect a full report with pictures and visual documentation after the holiday

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10995486]

>>10995437
>Korean
Why are you listing that as a positive thing? Gross

[Anonymous No.10995506]

>>10995390
I made this shit because I read somewhere here you love cooking
The rest of the picture is shit I made up based on your internet persona

The chicken thighs look dope m8 gratz

[BagholderExtreme No.10995511]

>>10995486
>t. my source of a foreign language is what my priest tells me as he jerks me off while fucking my ass.

[Anonymous No.10995550]

>>10993417
QE is a bigger problem in EU, china and Japan famalam, just look at the balance sheets. US stocks are more over valued though but that's for a reason. I agree there is a tech bubble, its not the same as the dot com one but there'll be a crash for sure. Friendly reminder that you simply gotta look at when the yield curve reverses and count one more year after it and exit stocks for bonds, ez.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995555]

wait i just had a great idea!

[BagholderExtreme No.10995562]

>>10995550
EU has always followed USA in like a cyclical nature, and they're not ready for the nationalist shit, it's about 4 years for the whole thing to spread all the languages and to everybody in EU. The lag even with social media is still that bad.

My idea was to just make food and show people how to make food. Then sell them ingredients and books.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995590]

like buy bulk spices, have them repackaged and sold, or hell even shipped out for free to people who supported the show. word of mouth advertisement is probably the best, and then like your wife's friend is all like wow that chicken was amazing, and she's all like yeah i just used "baggies non-for nigger use exxxtra good seasoning that makes asian women drip from both sides of their pussy, most suculent spice rub patent pending"

[BagholderExtreme No.10995618]

Then she says it give's him the biggest boner, and like there you go. The secret ingredient isn't yohimbe, but it makes your dick bigger. Just buy the spices.

[BagholderExtreme No.10995648]

Ok since Comfy can't fucking actually use AM or PM in his dipshit half assed bull shit. This is the 4AM movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kO1CNtcp6k

Don't open before 4am market standard time.

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.10996372]

is the average price per share for ge holders on robinhood still in the 20's?

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.10996421]

>>10996372
oh no its now 15.20 but the average price paid for jnug is 11.50 and uslv is 8.50 yikes