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10985249 No.10985249 [Reply] [Original]

As a girl, what are some non-sexual things I can do to make money?

I have come up with the following so far:
>sell my breast milk to gymrats
>sell my worn panties to incels
>sell a date with myself (no sex) to lonelyfags

What else?

>> No.10985261

Let people pay to knock you up and then sell the fetus/stem cells for money. Two for one whammy.

>> No.10985266

painting

>> No.10985282

>>10985249

>Play video games on Twitch
>Talk to lonely fags on the phone
>Donate your eggs
>Become a surrogate
>Have online relationships where desperate fags buy you presents
>Eat food online and ask for gifts/donations

>> No.10985429

>>10985249
Get a fucking job you lazy cunt

>> No.10985442

>>10985249
your job is if someone finds your genes suitable to, provide your eggs for insemination and then take care of the little apus.

you can play games around that main function you have and hussle

>> No.10985452

>>10985249
bait
delusional
kill yourself

>> No.10985465
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10985465

You could just become a wife to a betabux provider.

Or is that more disgusting to you than selling worn panties to degenerates?

>> No.10985467

>>10985249
>non-sexual
>sell my worn panties to incels
you could take off your clothes and let men masturbate while watching you, nothing sexual about it.

>> No.10985471

>>10985249
U can fuckin work u tireless cunt

>> No.10985487

if you're into video games you can sell partying up with lonely nerds on fiverr

>> No.10985490

>>10985249
Everything you listed is sexual you fucking idiot.

Do what everyone else does and get a normie wagecuck job you loser.

>> No.10985558
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10985558

useless future waitress trying to do damage control before it's too late
topkek.png

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10985578

>>10985249
>As a girl

>> No.10985822

>>10985249
With that attitude a female could always, provided she is not ugly, do this to secure her survival: >>10985442

>> No.10985869

>>10985249
You need to be pregnant to produce milk

>> No.10985878

Kneepads

>> No.10985908

>>10985249
Get your real estate license
If you're hot then beta fags will tell you you're good at sales. Really everyone just wants to fuck you.

>> No.10986089

Kill yourself you fucking item

>> No.10986251

Work on an oilrig or construction site.

>> No.10986252

>>10985249
You should be ashamed of your self, you got the gift of life and you are wasting it.

>> No.10986266

>>10985249
Show us your tits

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10986288

>>10985261

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10986298

>>10985249
>As a girl

>> No.10986563

make bread and beer with your yeast and sell it at farmers markets. Make cottage cheese with your milk.

>> No.10987550

You are ugly though so none of that will work

>> No.10987570

You can quit pretending to be a girl on the internet and go deliver pizzas you fucking loser

>> No.10987657

Come join us at McDonalds

>> No.10987686

You could get an education and exchange your skills and knowledge for money.