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>scuttles across your foot

>> No.10985091

They wipe out everything

>> No.10985094

>>10985083
JESUS FUC-

Oh, it's just one of those.

>> No.10985101

>>10985083
Also, that is not a silverfish.

>> No.10985103

>>10985091
>>10985094
Christ guys my boss calls me, tells me one of the girls hurt herself again (fell and hit her head) and if I could cover the weekend for her and I agreed. Mannnn I'm such a fucking wanker why can't I just say no....

>> No.10985108
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>>10985083
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10985083
Better than one of these fuckers starting up its wings

>> No.10985146

>>10985122
I've never seen a cockroach before and I've been in some very,,,,, interesting places. Ontario though.

>> No.10985254

>>10985103
?? What.

>> No.10985269
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>>10985122

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>>10985254
>he doesn't know

heh let me tell you a story of my childhood.

>be me
>cockroach in room
>oh fuck
>mexican standoff this bitch for 2 minutes with a thong in my hand
>nigger starts flapping it's wings
>wat?
>Roach flys across the room to the other wall
>what
>the
>fuck
>curse god and all his creations
>mother fucker starts its wings again.
>I prepare to strike
>nigger is coming right for my face this time
>throw my thong and hit it
>it and my thong fall down the end of my bed
>I look and find it dead
>mfw if I missed my thong it would have landed on my face
>mfw I won the battle.

Yes cockroaches can fly and yes it is fucked up

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>>10985285

House centipedes bite.

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>>10985391

>> No.10985445

>>10985405
They are wickedly fast movers too. This video doesn't really do them justice, but it's one of the best I could find.

I've seen them scale my bedroom wall from floor to ceiling in 2-3 seconds flat

this is in slomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUflYKEWmu4

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>>10985083
This is a David Hogg/Media Matters/Shareblue thread meant to evoke disgust and aversion. It is made by the same people that have attempted to push nuPepe and Fresco.
Liberalism is a mental disorder, and the left can't meme!

>> No.10985480

>having these in your home
Clean up your rooms, you filthy fucks

>> No.10985484

>>10985475
It wouldn't surprise me if you were right... however, don't you think you're reaching a bit much?

>> No.10985491

>>10985103
>>10985285
... are you a prostitute?

>> No.10985501

>>10985491
everyone is a prostitute, the real question is simply a matter of price

>> No.10985524

>>10985083

>feed it to my pet P. audax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYRt3jyn_5E

>> No.10985525
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>>10985491

>> No.10985547

>>10985525
Delete this

>> No.10985570

>>10985525
Wtf, I love overripe bananas. Tell me you put the spider inside on purpose.

>> No.10985605

>>10985547
>>10985570
It's CG you potatoes.

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>>10985547
delete what anon

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>>10985484
Not at all, shillbro! Think: what is the automatic reaction to this thread, which incidentally has NOTHING to do with /biz/? Aversion. It is a tool meant to manipulate and help paint an emotional picture. It is patently blatant.

>> No.10985630

>>10985607
Is this >>10985475 it OP? Are you trying to disgust us so we stop talking about meme money? Do you want me to post pizza or something so I disgust you back? :^)

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>>10985475
Fresco is good though

>> No.10985646

>>10985083
Oh- I am sorry, how is this related to Bussiness and Finance?

>> No.10985807

>>10985630
yes

>> No.10985911
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waitj jejeje i have a good one

>> No.10985939

>>10985285
Post tits now. Thx

>> No.10986092

>>10985445

They are fast as lightning. And they get pretty big, too. The bigger ones are faster.

t. experienced centipede duelist

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>>10985083
They make such a mess when you kill them.

>> No.10986182

>>10985607
Okay that's enough internet for today