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[Anonymous No.10971441]

Who else here dusting of his resume and trying to come up with bullshit to fill his NEET crypto gap between 2013-2018.

[Anonymous No.10971541]

>>10971441
>make up fake company name
>put phone number of friend/relative

[Anonymous No.10971574]

>>10971541

I have friends with their own companies so I just put in those. But I am not sure what I should be aiming at. If I am bullshitting my resume, should I bullshit myself into a managers position? Or am I aiming too high here.

[Anonymous No.10971859]

dusting off ........................................ resume

[Anonymous No.10971864]

>>10971441
people seriously been hodling since 2013 and just watching charts every fucking day?

[Anonymous No.10971876]

I applied to a grocery store nearby and got nothing.

One of the checkout clerks told me straight-up that they're very short-handed now and I should apply again. But I still think the manager wants nothing to do with me.

[Anonymous No.10971884]

>>10971441
>2013-2018

TFW the OP doesn't understand that those who started crypto in 2013 are still millionaires even after yesterdays crash.

[Anonymous No.10971889]

>>10971849

[Anonymous No.10971895]

>>10971864

I lived off BTC all the way from 2013, never had more than 12 BTC, now I am around 2 BTC. Not watching charts all day, cashed out a fairly significant amount, used it well. Funded a startup in December which is launching their product in February.

>>10971884

of course there are millionaires. But NEET's like me had to spend most of their Cypto on monthly expenses for 5 years. Had I been holding I would be fine, but then again I wouldn't have had 5 years of being a NEET. I envy those who had a job for the past 5 years and accumulated more and more.

[Anonymous No.10971912]

>>10971876
I feel like I have the fucking Mark of Cain on me. Anyone who's in a position to hire me, they look more disgusted with me the longer I talk to them. I might as well be walking into stores with actual shit running down my leg; my natural autism gives off the same odor.

[Anonymous No.10971920]

>show up at a place with my resume ready
>"Apply online"
>Send it online and end up one of 500 applicants

[Anonymous No.10971927]

>>10971920

how do I avoid this? Walk in, ask for the Manager and hand him my resume? Maybe slip him 10$?

[Anonymous No.10971948]

>went to engineering school for 4 years
>have one year left and drop out from feeling overworked
>Now work as a calculus tutor online making $11.75 an hour

Gave up on finding anything better since no retail place wants my ugly ass, and I can listen to music and get drunk while tutoring.

[Anonymous No.10971958]

>>10971927
It's a meme that boomers tell you, but it does work often enough with mcjobs since many managers are too lazy to sift through online applications.

[Anonymous No.10972081]

>>10971876
Do you think that you don't present well for some reason? Identifying the problem is the first step to solving it

[Anonymous No.10972113]

>>10971958

well I was hoping I could fake a nice enough resume to not end up at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.10972171]

>>10972113
Well definitely make up lies. For instance, engineering kids I know would claim to be vice president of an engineering club they were only a regular member of. Just lie as long as you don't get caught. Also, get some confidence; people can sense low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.10972188]

>>10972171
> Also, get some confidence; people can sense low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.10972317]

>>10972081
Probably, they can just smell the autism on me.