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Saturn controls this reality. Every functioning solar system has its own black cube that controls and regulates its consciousness. How can we use this knowledge to predict markets and profit?

>> No.10956140

Suck dick for money

>> No.10956165

>>10956128
Ok then. At least you're not a flat earther.

>> No.10956190

>>10956128
i saw some gay conspiracy video on how ancient cultures used to worship saturn. give me your reasoning OP, im interested.

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>>10956190

>> No.10956251

>>10956128
I am Jupiter dude. Seriously

>> No.10956518

>>10956128
whats this mean for crypto

>> No.10956532

>>10956128
don't forget to take your meds

>> No.10956542

>>10956128
Jupiter is much more important. Bow down.

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>> No.10956581

Now this is my kind of thread.

You think it's just a coincidence that they found a hexagon on Saturn's pole?

>> No.10956583

>>10956218
>seeing patterns where there are none
Gotta love these jackdurden.com threads

FYI mercury retrograde cycles unironically determine the market. That’s all I’m giving you faggots.

>> No.10956592

>>10956581
pics?

>> No.10956619

>>10956583
My whole life is patterns when there are or aren’t any. Don’t know who that guy is. Just know myself and how pointless everything is while seeming important. We have no control.

>> No.10956658

>>10956581
x2

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>>10956165
>>10956532
This amount of deflection

>> No.10956726

>>10956128
Saturn has a hexagonal storm at it's poles. Link has a hexagonal logo. Coincidence? I think not

>> No.10956733

>every ancient culture with any interest in astronomy thinks saturn is evil
>consistently associated with decay, corruption, sadness, decline and melancholy
pfft, it's nothing, it's just because it was the slowest of the planets to move across the sk-
>probes discover the pole has a hexagon on it, the 2D projection of Saturn's symbol, the black cube
>Saturn is also the 6th planet
Saturn is unironically what started me on a journey of spiritual discovery that led me away from fedora-tier muh meaningless universe atheism

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>>10956658
>>10956592
Do they not have google in your parts of the internet? Just google "saturn pole hexagon" and take a look. Throw a jew in the search query and pretty soon you'll see what they're trying to hide from you.

>> No.10957350

God damnit biz, WHICH PLANET DO I LONG??

>> No.10957367

>>10957350
pluto is coming back baby buy kuiper belt

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>> No.10957393

>>10957382
Explain

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>> No.10957432

>>10956765
at this point im thinking i should just become a jew to gain both their intelligence and occult powers (being able to summon golems, mind transfer, etc) how would I be able to do this?

>> No.10957433

Jupiter is a failed star which brought order to the system by herding the other planets into the same plane and cleaning up most of the wayward debris.