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Goodbye /biz/

You guys were the closet thing I ever had to friends

I wish you all the best

>> No.10949482

>reverse image search
>no results
pls no ;_;

>> No.10949492

a noose for ants?

>> No.10949493

NUUUUUUUU

>> No.10949495

Wait till the end of the year at least

>> No.10949494
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>>10949469
Aren't you gonna livestream it?

>> No.10949497

That doesn't seem high enough to hang from. God speed link marine

>> No.10949498

So Long Space Cowboy.

SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT! WE WILL GIVE YOU Bitcoins!

>> No.10949516
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10949516

>a noose made out of yarn

>> No.10949519

Rope is held up by the weight of a small pile of clothes, and is too low to hang yourself

3/10 for effort

>> No.10949524

>>10949469
all you had to do was buy and hold

>> No.10949527

>>10949519
seem like someone has experience
talk to me if you have something to get off your chest

>> No.10949538

this is either the biggest fucking closet I ever saw or you're a skinny midget because otherwise this shit ain't gonna work

>> No.10949557

>>10949469
>closet thing
>noose in the closet
You mean you want to hang around with us OP?

>> No.10949558

>>10949469

wondering what the shill is..

>> No.10949567

>>10949469
Bizbro you are going to miss out on the epic bull run if 2018, it will change your life. Don't do it bud

>> No.10949570

OP, WAIT
FAVELANON HERE

I"LL HELP YOU
I PROMISSE

>> No.10949571

At least post your private key here before you do it.

>> No.10949594

>>10949527
Just a keen eye ;)

>> No.10949608

>>10949527
lmao because seeing the non-feasibility of this contraption means you've tried to kill yourself before.

Although if it's attached properly maybe OP will accidentally pull the whole cabinet down on him.

>> No.10949654
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>>10949493
Rkg!!
It always makes me happy to see rkg posts. Give me a hug :D

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>>10949469
Kinda jealous.

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>>10949469

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>>10949494
Also checked

>> No.10949875

>>10949469
I want to kill myself but I'm willing to wait till Q1 2019, imagine watching the golden bullrun happen as a ghost, and you can't even kill yourself

>> No.10950482
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>>10949469
Good luck, bro.

Hopefully you die and your consciousness and suffering cease to exist and you are reborn as a beautiful Chad exterminator of thots and smiting hand of righteousness that the incels and normies grow to fear and respect with seething envy.

>> No.10950617

>>10949469
godspeed you beautiful suicidal bastard

>> No.10950903
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10950903

>>10949469

pls don’t fren

>> No.10951169

>>10949538
Shit guys, what if OP is the migger?

>> No.10951218

>>10949469
How can your closet support the weight of a human? mine can barely hold a few clothes.

>> No.10951242

Looking forward to your long lost cousin finding your btc wallet and posting about it on here.

>> No.10951260

You are ok OP, dont go to bitcoin tomorrow

>> No.10951262

Don't do it OP, you never know what the future holds even if the present sucks

>> No.10951303

He'll post his red wojak tomorrow in his " i failed at everything, even suicide" thread.

>> No.10951507

If you have nothing to lose then LIVE LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO lose, don't kill yourself!

>> No.10951523

>>10951507
so lets say I go rape a girl, I have nothing to lose yeah !!!!! nvm now I'm in jail and getting my ass fucked by tyron, you always have someone to lose being alive

>> No.10951525

>>10949469
don't fucking do it please, don't kill yourself for something that can be fixed with time anon, please man, just wait a month man this looks like the start of a bullrun

>> No.10951540

>>10951523
something*

>> No.10951543

>>10951523

No, I mean - go talk any girl you want, don't care about negative reactions because you don't care. Work 16 hour days on something you love, go travel to Nepal or somewhere.

In that sense.

>> No.10951577

S

>> No.10951697

don't make me teary, the golden bullrun hasn't even begun. you will want to see that fren

>> No.10951716

>>10951218
Not everyone is a burger

>> No.10951815

>>10949469
lol if you think you're having a bad time here just wait till you get to the other side.

>> No.10951880

A few beers tranny porn and good coke will cheer you up.

>> No.10951899

>>10951716
Even eurofag closets cant do that

>> No.10952000

>>10949469

do it you piece of shit

were not your friends

>> No.10952005
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>>10949469
don't fren, you still have chainlink, and if that doesn't work out, there's always McD

>> No.10952016

>>10949469
>You guys were the closet thing I ever had to friends

That's even more pathetic than the suicide reference. Go and get some fresh air and a haircut

>> No.10952032

>>10949469
Fuck, don't do this, we can survive, and working 45 y !!!

>> No.10952089
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>>10949519
>too low

>> No.10952094
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>1 post by this id
He did it boys.

>> No.10952159

>>10952094
that cupboard bar would not support an anorexic midget its jut some pity me attention whore cunt who escaped confinement rom 9rk

>> No.10952217

>>10952094
yep, i can smell the shit leaking out of his anus from here.

>> No.10952623

>>10952089
sweet release.

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>>10952094

>> No.10952683
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10952683

>buys the top
>sells the bottom
>hangs himself

Like a true /biz/ionary.

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10952707

>>10949469
>1 post by this ID
F

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>>10952094

>> No.10952737

>>10952089
This must be fake?

>> No.10952749
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>>10949469
>Slow you roll bucko

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>>10952749

>> No.10952801

>>10949497
it just means he not only lost his money, he is also a manlet. one of those 2 conditions doesnt justify to hang oneslef, but if bith are true...

>> No.10952844

Its finally happend Anons... CHAINLINK HAS KILLED SOMEONE I HOPE YOU GUYS RE FUCKING HAPPY

>> No.10952865

>>10949558
it's a tide ad

>> No.10952882

>>10949469
Wait anon, don't go. We love you.

>> No.10952984

>>10949469
See you tomorrow, as usual.

>> No.10953014
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>>10949469
>rkg is still alive and this fag OP thinks he has it bad

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>>10952094
F

>> No.10953112

>not going on a week-long bender in tijuana before suicide and unintentionally discovering that there is so much in life that is worth living for

>> No.10953116

>>10949469
DO.A.BARREL.ROLL

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>>10949654

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>>10949469
Don't do it man, pain and suffering is temporary. Wait just a couple of years and you will taste the fruits of success!

For a great peace there must be a great suffering first!

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>>10949469
Don't do it, fren. We need you.

>> No.10953325
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10953325

First there is a great suffering before a period of great peace OP. You struggle along and you will come out ontop

>> No.10953449

Don't do it anon.... God loves you, you can find peace in this world, you don't need to go that way. Take down that evil noose, untie it & throw away the rope
t. sometimes look after people who suicide or fuck it up & become brain damaged (ICU doc)

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10953470

Dont do it fren, have a hug.

>> No.10953494

>>10949469
This is a buy sign

>> No.10953505

RIP OP

>> No.10953906

>>10953494
Yes, this

>> No.10953942

>>10949469
Not the ultimate hodl. Don't Satoshi Hodl that shit anon.

>> No.10953946
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>>10949469
DONT DO IT ANON YOU CAN SERIOUSLY MAKE IT WITH JUST 5k CHAINLINK
IM NOT MEMEING ALL THE RUMORS ABOUT LINK ARE TRUE
ITS GOING TO LITERALLY BE WORTH MAD CASH IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE
HANG IN THERE BIG GUY, YOURE GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!

>> No.10953959

>>10953946
oh fuck that came out wrong,
DONT HANG IN THERE BIG GUY
chill out and know that everything is going to be okay
also, seriously dont kill yourself, crypto is about to get mainstream insane lvl interesting

>> No.10954014

>>10949469
>Killing yourself before the golden bull run

NOT GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.10954056

>>10949469
Literally not worth it man.
Be courageous and spontaneous:

Ask girls out and fuck if they say no.
Walk into karaoke bars and steal the show.
Only you feel what others don't know.
The only thing worse than kikes is negros

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>>10949469

You do you friendo. Just know you're going to miss out on the new fallout, the new elder scrolls, the memes from the next election, and ww3.

>Get more friend nodes in your network.

>> No.10954522

>>10953203
aww why?

>> No.10954719

>>10953014
Underrated

>> No.10954736

>>10949469
Peace out bitch.

>> No.10954752
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10954752

Don't do it, anon. Many of us here are assholes with vile personalities, but we do not want you to commit suicide. Please watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYPAh4mxj

Life is worth living. Live a little longer. If this is a LARP, you should kill yourself though.

>> No.10954757

>>10954294
This is the ultimate response and I'm going to be a doctor.

>> No.10954770
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10954770

can i have ur bags?

>> No.10954788

PUSSY FAGGOT BITCH
will be ironic if he makes it after he dies

>> No.10954811
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Sayonara, Gyro

>> No.10954812

>>10949469
please don't. its really weird, but lately i started believing in god and hell and unironically believe in christianity... dude anon, i don't want you to go to hell bro. don't do it. and if this is a joke, you're an asshole. if this is real please don't.

praying for you

>> No.10955241

Op?

>> No.10955298

>>10952737
Lots of people hang from door knobs. As long as your torso isn't too long its no problem.

>> No.10955331

>>10955241

He's gone m8.

>> No.10955354

Anon is in a bettter place

Life sucks and then you die

>> No.10955372

>>10949469
What's the minimum amount of money (btc or eth) it would take for you to not do this?

>> No.10955741

>>10949469
1 post by this ID.

At least he finishes his life with a 69 get.
Dumb if true.

>> No.10956293

>>10949469
I'm sorry anon, I hope you didn't do it. If you did do it, I hope you didn't suffer too much. We will always be here.