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>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

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It’s over bro

>> No.10949054

>>10949018
Kek, that was a good read. Always remember, tinder royalties ALWAYS go for looks. You better be loaded otherwise homie

>> No.10949068

>>10949054
Fucking phone posting. Tinder Roasties*

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>>10949018
Let's all just pretend that OP isn't larping. My misery needs a bit of company right now.

>> No.10949077

>>10949018
I also love beginning a friendship with nothing but lies!

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*sips*

>> No.10949080

>>10949018
You should probably pay a hooker to lose virginity since after you lose it your confidence with seducing women will increase

>> No.10949090

>>10949018

1. Get some new clothes
2. Use your own picture
3. Put some shit about loving to travel and how you’re gonna make it.
4. Start lifting

Stop being the person your social anxiety wants you to be. You are you, and you’re good enough.

>> No.10949107

>>10949018
Workout.
Do you socialize with people.
Get off tinder and meet women in real life.
What hobbies do you have
Any literary reads
What do you do for a living or pushing for

I’m in So.cal. But won’t take your money anon ;)

>> No.10949132

>>10949018
If this isn't a larp you're lucky the cops weren't nearby. You'd probably be in jail for attempted kidnapping.

>> No.10949137

>>10949018
>Get plastic surgery
MISSION COMPLETE

>> No.10949171

>>10949018
Lmao these pastas kill me

>> No.10949194

>>10949018
I think it's time for you to stop chasing bitches and find a way to enjoy life without them before you an hero out of desperation

>> No.10949215

>>10949090


unironically this


Social anxiety makes you think you have to change your personality, in reality doing this is pushing people away - people can sense fakeness miles away.

Unless your hobbies are like taxidermy, ant farms or other weird shit, you'll find something in common with people.Even nerdy shit.

Accept yourself, make yourself physically better looking (Lift, start being aware of fashion to a light degree) and everything else will fall in place.

And start right now, stop eating shit and take care of yourself, no one else will. The most unattractive thing for a Woman is to meet a guy who can't take care of himself.

>> No.10949238

>business and finance

get this mickey mouse pity party shit off biz

>> No.10949262

>>10949018
>buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
The following suicide makes it extra ironic

>> No.10949301

>>10949090
>>10949215
This is some decent advice OP, couldnt type it better

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>>10949018
That fucking hurt to read, OP. Never post this again.

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>>10949018
>just buy litecoin and rope yourself, nigga

>> No.10950126

>>10949018
Why do you incel cunts keep posting your shitty blogs here? Fuck off cunt

>> No.10950152

>just lift bro :)
fuck, this board is full of retards

>> No.10950353

dude how can you be 32 and still have your virginity in LA
Im a retard myself and my game is weaker than ethereum in a bear market but dude in LA i ate pussy like eating grapes

LA is literally the easiest place for retards to get laid and i was homeless most of the time

Fuck love love doesnt exist, its an invention by the kikes so they can keep us wageslaving and steal a whole day from us with the 8 8 8 bullshit

just take a couple $ and take your ass on hollywood blvd and pay a bitch to suck your dick if you cant manage it without.

Or get yourself some coke and buy a down syndrom bitch a few drinks

>> No.10950410

>>10950353
Why do you speak like that? Is this some type of autism or do you try to be "cool on the internet"?

I feel sorry for your parents if you speak like that irl

>> No.10950442

>>10950410
Hes just a larping gay cunt from reddit. This thread needs to be deleted for being off topic and attracting all the autistic faggots.
Sage in every field

>> No.10950444

>>10949018
LOLOLOL.

>> No.10950580

>>10949018
should have took out a loan and rolled up in a bugatti , with a rolex on each limb and ur new designer penis, dressed in 3 piece suit from italy

>> No.10950643

>>10949018
Sounds like she might have freaked because of the cologne, what kind did you use?

>> No.10950745

>>10950353
>Or get yourself some coke and buy a down syndrom bitch a few drinks
wtf?

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>>10949018
Be me
>chose a pic of someone ugly incel loser
>go on tinder/IG/kik
>larp as a lonely beta loser
>some cute nerdy shy girl pities me and likes my charm and charisma
>she decides to go on a date with me
>I show up and she is pleasently surprised that I am good looking and have money
>fuck on the first date and never speak to her again
Life's good you losers lol

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>>10950788

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>>10950788
Nice, I actually would like to try that. But why not speak again?

>> No.10951010

Pearanon is always here to chat anon, send me a steam/discord thing.

>> No.10951039

>>10950909
Because I have gf who I'm forced to be with because we have a living arangement.

>> No.10951334

1. Dont do that again
2. start lifting
3. eat good
4. dont talk about muh passionate love cause that only works with 10/10 chads
5. this is the most important thing i think you can do. realize youre not that young anymore, so going for young beautiful women are out of the picture unless youre loaded with money, but since youre browsing biz im sure youre not. lower your standards, and go out with ugly - average woman.
look at /pol/ for example, half of the board is them complaining about how no white woman want to fuck them and then get they jewish scapegoat.
go for ugly woman to build your confidence anon. also be carfull !!! there a lots of girls out there in your age group that currently have kids, and are DESPERATE for a male figure to take care of them, they are the most manipulative.

>> No.10951361

>>10949018
carb blockers and keto

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>Got a qt gf once when I was getting my pizza
>Lasted for 2 years
>Been on tinder for 2 months now
>Not a single match

>> No.10951517

>>10950353
>Im a retard myself and my game is weaker than ethereum in a bear market but dude in LA i ate pussy like eating grapes
>LA is literally the easiest place for retards to get laid and i was homeless most of the time
absolutely based