>mfw weed dealer is all out of weed and i've scraped every last possible speck of residue from my grinder and now have no more weed left wat do?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:53:23 2018 No.10931035 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw weed dealer is all out of weed and i've scraped every last possible speck of residue from my grinder and now have no more weed left
wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:54:25 2018 No.10931045 Grow up and do real drugs lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:54:33 2018 No.10931047 >>10931035 stop smoking weed you fucking loser

Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:54:53 2018 No.10931051

>>10931035
stop smoking weed. you degenerate. I stopped it was easy after the first 3 days. get a workout routine, and begin compounding interest on your stacks of shit coins. stop being a loser. weed is a jewish trick to prevent good men from taking over the planet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:54:58 2018 No.10931053 >>10931035 get a fucking life loser

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:55:45 2018 No.10931062 bang your head against the wall until you get the same feeling

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:56:14 2018 No.10931066 >>10931047 it's basically my only vice tho, i dont drink or do any other drugs, weed just gives me that "aaaahhh" comfort feeling and now i dont have it. all i have is coffee and a lame nicotine vape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:56:58 2018 No.10931071 >>10931035 >buying weed from a dealer in 2018 Get you shit from the darkweb, you boomer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:57:28 2018 No.10931074 >>10931051 i stopped once for 2 months straight. i had extremely vivid and horrific nightmares every night for the first month. I work out 5/6/7 days a week. Guess what feels lovely after a good hard intense workout?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:58:35 2018 No.10931087 >>10931053 i lost my chance of that a long time ago but thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:59:07 2018 No.10931093 >>10931035 take 10 benadryl and wait an hour. let the worst trip of your life begin

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:59:54 2018 No.10931099 >>10931035 Relax, this is your time to detox and set your mind right. Sober up and come back to yourself. Then your guy gets some more and you smoke again. Medicine can be a poison if too much is taken, remember this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:02:05 2018 No.10931118 >>10931066 stoners are literally the worst people in existence. all you fucking weirdos want to do for fun is smoke weed and act paranoid

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:02:23 2018 No.10931120
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>meet dude
>says he can get weed for $5/g
>ya right
>turns out it's a contact nursed over 10 years
>mfw dealer-grade weed for no money

This is gonna get out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:02:56 2018 No.10931122 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM2AOaFS2wI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:04:57 2018 No.10931139 >>10931066 Be glad you can drink coffee. I have hyperhidrosis and any amount of caffeine will have me sweating like a crack addict.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:06:45 2018 No.10931153 File: 29 KB, 211x239, 6303B194-64F8-41CF-B58C-E5E08CB8164A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10931035 >Not vaping carts. T You’re gonna die anon. >fer yer health >>10931045

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:08:24 2018 No.10931163 File: 522 KB, 747x1080, 25944610-A829-4F7A-8DC5-38C82CF44455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10931120 Is the weed worth 5$ a gram!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:09:10 2018 No.10931172 >>10931035 just quit weed, its not good and a waste of money no stoner will make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:09:42 2018 No.10931174 >>10931118 You seem Cool Af. I’m Sure you’re gonna go far and make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:11:34 2018 No.10931185 >>10931057 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:12:46 2018 No.10931197 >>10931035 Go back to 420chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:13:46 2018 No.10931204 >>10931035 Eat lots of sugar. Like buy those packs of nerds N shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:14:03 2018 No.10931205 >>10931035 Switch to LSD and get your fucking life together already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:14:25 2018 No.10931209 I'm gonna go for an early morning run now guys hopefully that will make me feel better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:14:41 2018 No.10931212 >>10931120 >5 dollars a gram in bc i bought an ounce for 100 canada bux.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:19:20 2018 No.10931250 Wash your containers with small amount of your cleanest and least hydrated alcohol; dry well on pyrex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:19:35 2018 No.10931253 >>10931035 where you live? if toronto ill hook you up rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:20:52 2018 No.10931261 >>10931120 i regularly buy triple a for 110. about to get a hp soon for 550 bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:22:22 2018 No.10931268 >>10931035 Fucking quit OP. I quit a month ago and its the best thing thats ever happened to me.The first week is boring as fuck, but after that you dont even want it. Ive saved $500 already and have gotten back into programming.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:35:39 2018 No.10931379

>>10931205
Cannabis and acid is awesome. I remember my first time with the two. >Dropped 100ug
>30 min in
>Wow its just like being drunk
>Might as well go out for my usual smoke
T FUNNY /bizness)
back in my room
>Wait why arent I brain dead like usual? (usually paranoid and whatnot)
>WAVY
Texted my friend
>Hey im in, ask me something
He's a young brasilian kid in the US, has experience with ayahuasca and trashy drugs
He goes in (gave him a couple, weeks before)
Text all night into the morning
Mostly porn and what we thought were useful truths
This was a year ago, on a week of no weed smoking

Sorri for the blog, trying to sleep
My neighbors(friends) are loud as fuck, yodeling to mexican music.
Next to my parents window
FUCK Labor Day MAN
I understand fun, but fuck
Want to smoke, or go on a bike ride but its 12 AM
SUP

I'd like a home where I can play loud music anytime

Im convinced they are doing all this loud shit on purpose. My dad is the intimidating/respected guy on the block. They're all bums, including FUCK Labor Day parents.

Do I smoke or bike run? Can't leave my parents, aint calling the cops. DUDE
Have to wake up early.
THE YODELING
THE YODELING
THE YODELING
On purpose i promise you
Do i go out with my own speakers? Shit man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 00:56:08 2018 No.10931499 >>10931268 See >>10931074 Honestly I would like to quit but when i'm not smoking i just have so much internal simmering energy i dunno what to do with myself. And the nightmares I got last time I quit were truly disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:18:36 2018 No.10931612 >>10931035 kys >>10931118 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:25:17 2018 No.10931657 >>10931379 You took LSD solo? wtf???

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:26:23 2018 No.10931669 >>10931051 >>10931047 this, weed is the floral jew

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:30:30 2018 No.10931699

>>10931657
done this and shrooms solo a few times.

last time i did 3 grams of shrooms and watched 4k videos of the sun - god literally spoke to me - was very insightful and profound, however I didn't realize it would stay in my system for a few days, stayed up probably 72+ hours, and went crazy and basically walked outside naked, thankfully no one was home in my neighborhood. lots of crazy things happened that day, number 1 thing that still sticks with me was when i decided to google "beauty" on google images and saw the UGLIEST witch I ever saw, yellow teeth and disgusting skin, very scary desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:33:06 2018 No.10931714 >>10931699 Uhh shrooms shouldnt keep you up that long. I went to bed no problem like 8 hours after taking an eighth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:33:36 2018 No.10931716 >>10931657 Don't be scared, it's fun! I usually take 1000 micrograms...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:40:21 2018 No.10931745 >>10931047 this

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:43:25 2018 No.10931766

>>10931714
it works differently for everyone, everytime i've had shrooms it filled me with energy, and i felt like i was physically unstoppable - these were grown by someone who really knew what they were doing, some of the highest quality shrooms in the area. they were golden teachers.

same thing happens with weed, when i smoked weed I would be filled with energy and couldnt sleep when I was high

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:44:42 2018 No.10931776

>>10931699
W T F
thanks for the heads up
>>10931657
Yeah man, my sexond :) time was with my oneitis of 5 years
Female + Male + CID is essential i think
She. Bro. She.
I kind of came to the conclusion that she shows me the worst? in life (sort of)
And Im supposed to show her the best (sort of)
It's coincides with our upbringing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:52:39 2018 No.10931823 >>10931074 Yeahhhhh I smoked everyday for about 15 years. Stopped for 6+ months. The nightmares were super realistic and absolutely terrifying. Went on for weeks.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 01:59:09 2018 No.10931852

>>10931776
oh another thing that happened

I was playing quake, and all of a sudden, my "input" started to reverse itself, so I was basically moving around backwards, and I was shooting when I wasn't. the best way i can describe it was reality inverting itself, and this is when things really started to go south desu. some random guy came up to the house, and i stared straight into his eyes and scared the fuck out of him, he basically jumped back and ran away lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:05:07 2018 No.10931886 >>10931499 weed kills REM and the nightmares you've had are just your brain cleaning up shop, with the 'worst' subconscious slack going out first

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:07:47 2018 No.10931894 You'll feel much more relaxed without weed. Its a trap. Ounce a week ex smoker talking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:07:56 2018 No.10931895 >>10931823 Are you back smoking again? Nice to know I’m not the only one that got nightmares. It made me want to stop sleeping when I was off weed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:08:00 2018 No.10931896 >>10931886 Cool cuz this has been happening to me with dreams of killing myself and stuffs. Quit for 3 weeks now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 02:56:34 2018 No.10932169 >>10931657 solotripping is the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:06:49 2018 No.10932220 I use to know that feel. Id smoke rez just to get a minor buzz. Just learn to appreciate soberness and cha ge your mindset to not think about getting high nd u should be fine. Might have trouble sleeping for a couple days though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:08:55 2018 No.10932231 >>10931886 wtf? did you just pull that out of your ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:11:18 2018 No.10932245 File: 37 KB, 600x600, biztard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10931035 Learn to grow your own with LEDs. A microgrow and a dynavap can go a ridiculously long way. Looooooooooooooong way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:13:22 2018 No.10932253 >>10931074 CIA glowinthedarks go in red alert mode every time weed is mentioned. It's really bad for their business when people are hit by the realization they're living in the matrix

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:27:42 2018 No.10932326 >>10931074 A blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:30:25 2018 No.10932342 >>10931118 Just because you had a panic attack from smoking weed doesnt mean everyone else is a weak little bitch like you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:33:34 2018 No.10932356 >>10932231 Nah it's actually true http://uk.businessinsider.com/pharmacologist-explains-marijuanas-effect-on-your-dreams-2017-3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 03:35:50 2018 No.10932372 >>10932326 a blowjob while high after an intense workout would definitely be one of the most satisfactory feelings in the world. unfortunately its been a good decade or so since a girl wanted to suck my cock.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:39:55 2018 No.10933415

>>10931035
You from the UK?

Depending where you live there are probs people on instagram you can get on to. Try the name of your town and flavour chaser or something after it you could come across someone.

t. Did the same thing when my dealer fucked off recently and found someone with import cheap asfuck

Pearanon Mon Sep 3 06:46:14 2018 No.10933455

Have some really dirty mushrooms in my backpack. Last time I ate them I went downtown toronto to watch fireworks and ended up missing them and got stuck downtown in the sketchiest part of the city high as fuck and ubered to some random dudes house then walked 8 hours. Next time I will just sleep in the bushes and wait for subway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:47:53 2018 No.10933461 >>10931657 fuck other people weird fucken faces talking that jive nigger alien shit all up in your head stealing your thoughts and trying to kill you with voodoo magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 09:31:00 2018 No.10934670 >>10932356 Weed suppresses REM and then there's a rebound effect but I don't think it's your brain "cleaning out" a backlog. I see it as when you take cannabis, you dream while you're awake, and then don't need to dream when you sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:06:42 2018 No.10934918 Pro tip if you’re gonna smoke only use it as a reward in the evenings or on vacation/weekends and only do it a few times a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:09:01 2018 No.10934934 Buy from deep web, practice true capitalism, also get on that micro dose lsd and weekly dmt to reflect on your week, live like a true Narcissist god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:12:16 2018 No.10934954 >>10931197 Speak not of the land of Kirt, lest it fall as the land of moot has. HIFFWE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:15:31 2018 No.10934973 If you cant go a week without weed, you might be abusing. Take a break and let your body detox for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:16:57 2018 No.10934979 >>10934934 How is DMT en LSD narcisist?

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:20:18 2018 No.10934995

>>10934918
This.
All the stoners who stop and say "you'll feel far better without it" are the sort of people who smoke every minute of every day knocking back close to a quarter every day.
Fucking chill out guys, everything in moderation. Have a joint or two in the evening and you aren't a typical cloudy stoner who can't speak.
If you ate big Mac's every day you'd be fat as fuck, if you drank all the time you'd be a dead mess, if you smoke all the time you will not function.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:21:25 2018 No.10935003 >>10931071 How? Run VPN, Korvi, and tor tab on browser?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:23:14 2018 No.10935018 >>10934995 Bullshit, smoking all the time does fuck all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:26:01 2018 No.10935034 if u are desperate try grindr i heard drug dealers advertise there but u might have to suck a dick or something. also there is the dark web, shits legit u can def order weed delivered to your door payed with crypto

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:29:02 2018 No.10935053 >>10931035 stop being a degenerate and let your natural hormone levels rebalance themselves. You are obviously growing a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:29:03 2018 No.10935052 >>10931035 >i've scraped every last possible speck of residue from my grinder and now have no more weed left done this multiple times. just ask him for his oz guy and buy a oz. waste too much money buying 10s&20s

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:34:02 2018 No.10935072

>>10935018
Each to their own, and everyone is different but as someone who has gone through phases of always smoking, to not at all and then just on an evening it does a lot and you just don't realise it because your never actually sober to know.
Weed makes you over analyse every situation your in, good for a lot but not for anything social.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:37:02 2018 No.10935092 >>10931035 >not growing your own not going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:37:48 2018 No.10935100 >>10931057 Heh.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:38:23 2018 No.10935109

>tfw stopped intoxicating daily after 12 years

Never listen to people who says its ok in moderation. It always sucks. If you dont smoke daily you cant get used to it so it's more difficult for your body to sustain it. To smoke with moderation is like going to the gym with moderation. Fuck stoners fuck druggies fuck inferior people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:38:45 2018 No.10935111 >>10931035 >drive to weed shop and buy half OZ being a leaf has its advantages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:49:20 2018 No.10935193 >>10935109 > it's like going to gym with moderation wat? Don't hate on other people who can self regulate themselves and live their life's normally. Not everyone is a lazy arse who gets vices easily and likes to blame all their life's failures on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:52:46 2018 No.10935213 >>10931035 go to a headshop and buy kratom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:56:19 2018 No.10935242 just go to the coffeeshop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 10:57:26 2018 No.10935252 >>10931035 I am blessed that my dealer is my friend and so I convinced him to make a coinbase account so I can pay him LTC for weed if I'm out of fiat trade shit bags for weed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 11:02:36 2018 No.10935299 our city has facebook chatrooms and people will drive 'n deliver the sticky icky e.g. Perth weed buy and sell etc

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 11:42:59 2018 No.10935684
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>>10931035

In reality you are a shareblue activist who's slowly trying to "evolve" pepe in something a little bit less adorable and froglike, and more humanlike, so it loses it's memetical qualities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:19:52 2018 No.10936036 >>10935684 this is the truth. This meme comes from David Hogg's crew, in conjunction with the murderer pedo Brock's Media Matters. Remember, kids, THE LEFT CAN'T MEME!

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:41:11 2018 No.10936240

>>10931035
I got registered for Medical Marijuana at a music festival booth a couple days ago. There was a "doctor" there that was basically spoonfeeding me symptoms like... "You have nausea? *wink wink* You got migranes? *wink* You got any injuries from playing any sports? Fall off your bike?" I just nodded said "uhh.. Y-yeah sure, uh huh" and then he scribbled a bunch of illegible shit on a paper and told me to mail it in to the state and I should get my Medical Marijuana card in the mail in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 12:49:23 2018 No.10936308 >>10931035 >the absolute state of weedies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:14:09 2018 No.10936599 >>10935109 What a fucking mess of a post, kys...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 13:27:29 2018 No.10936742 >>10936240 Protip: don’t carry the card around with you. If cops find it in your wallet it’s probable cause to search all your shit, including sticking fingers up your pooper. Unless you’re into that, of course.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:39:56 2018 No.10937632

>>10934670
Well from personal experience, when I quit for 2 months, the nightmares started easing after a month. They peaked at 1-4 weeks and were extremely intense, vivid and lucid. I'm talking dying screaming babies in my back garden type shit. After a month the dreams gradually started becoming less horrific, and more comfortable, though still extremely lucid. After 6 weeks or so the nightmares pretty much stopped, and dreaming was pleasurable again. But still extremely lucid. So this guy's theory of the brain clearing out the nastiest shit from your subconscious first before anything else fits with my personal experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:53:48 2018 No.10937805 File: 53 KB, 1077x300, Screenshot_20180903-145304_Clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10931669 Only on 4chan I can find these gems

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 14:55:20 2018 No.10937826 File: 6 KB, 229x220, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10931035 >this DUDE WEED thread gets 90 replies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 15:34:19 2018 No.10938279 >>10931120 Haha, weed is $1/g from dealers in Portland. You're getting ripped off son.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 16:11:15 2018 No.10938794
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>>10935003

Tails OS is built for that kinda stuff. You'd want to use a "mixer" to move your coins into a clean wallet once you've got tails setup. It's harder than ever to find real market addresses, since reddit cracked down on the customer review boards. But I'm sure you could figure that part out. Try asking /b/ for more info but don't be stupid.

Anonymous Mon Sep 3 16:48:24 2018 No.10939170

>>10931657
The best solo trip you can have is listening to Santana - Soul Sacrifice(Live at woodstock) on loop. Straight zen my friend. You can actually feel the music. The 4 min drum solo also breaks it up nicely so it doesnt feel repetitive. Super surreal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 16:53:55 2018 No.10939212 >>10937632 You niggas need to learn agency when lucid dreaming. You'll never lose control of you dreams ever again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 16:57:22 2018 No.10939248 >>10935072 My normal is over analyzing, weed reduces this for me. My social anxiety is close to gone now. I've been smoking about an o every two months. Responsible smokers do exist.

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