/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10929976]

An actual fucking thread for once Edition.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>Super cheap options commission
https://www.tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10919140

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10929990]

>>10929999

[Anonymous No.10930000]

>>10929976

Ah the real thread.

[Anonymous No.10930002]

>>10929976
>>10929968
FIRST FOR COMFY HAS THE GAY

[Texas anon No.10930013]

>>10929990
Well at least I got quads in return

[Anonymous No.10930018]

BUD!!

[Anonymous No.10930021]

SO WHEN IS MOVIE NIGHT!?!?!?!??!?!

I WAS PROMISED AMERICAN PSYCHO

[Anonymous No.10930022]

Reminder that we are watching Face Off staring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta next week

[Anonymous No.10930026]

>>10930021
THIS

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930027]

>>10930022
>cage's fucking pupil

kek

[Anonymous No.10930030]

>>10929939
There's still plenty of time to max it for 2018 so get on that

>At least I found out while I'm fucking 23.
Seriously dude there are people who there who don't find out about this shit until they're 35 or 45 and miss out on DECADES of tax free juicy gains

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930039]

>>10929976
Thanks Short Strangle Officer!!!

>>10929974
>you're gonna be rich as Fick if you put 24k in you're retirement accounts per year starting from 23
Buddy, I still got at least 10k to 30k left over on top of this that I'm just dumping into RH.
My parents raised me rarely taking vacations and I inherited a tenacity for saving from my dad.
I make 92k, have no student loans, and I basically just pay for rent and food...

[Anonymous No.10930040]

>>10930030

True. Know people who mistake 401k/403b/457 for an IRA.

[Anonymous No.10930052]

>>10930026
if there is no movie by the time i come back from tacobell, ill be upset

>>10930030
I have contributed $0 to retirement besides robinhood, i made 7k two years ago, 8k a year ago, and 11k this year

how fucked am i if my engineering high pay job doesnt begin until next year?

im 26 rn

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930053]

>>10930040
I fucking did.

I thought the 401k fed into a Traditional IRA or Roth IRA and that the 401k was what's capped at 18.5k

[Anonymous No.10930067]

>>10929976
Holy shit Thomas Sowell, he's my nigga
also SELL AMD
>>10930039
you're doing a lot better than the faggots kneepads deep in debt and living from one loan to another

[Anonymous No.10930081]

>>10930053

Yeah can see that. I also know one guy who confused a Roth IRA with a Roth 401k. Knowing what is contained in the Annual Additions Limit is very important to understanding how to make these tools work for you.

[Anonymous No.10930087]

>>10930052
That's still better off than most people desu.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930089]

>>10930067
kek it true
even if me make 1k a day for next few years will STILL be in massive debt ;_;

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930095]

POST YtD RESULTS

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930104]

Making movie night right now, brb

[Anonymous No.10930110]

>>10930087
Only if I get my degree and actually get a good job

I do have 0 debts tho, no student loans either

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930112]

didn't know Ozark season two was out

who here laundered money before?

[Anonymous No.10930114]

>>10930052
save hard, HODL hard
I hope you're not in debt anon
anyone else considering shorting leafs when trade talks fall through the floor and Trump slaps on the tariffs

[Anonymous No.10930118]

>>10930052
That's pretty impressive that you were able to save anything while making 7-11k/year. Live at home or something?

But yeah dude, you don't wanna be playing around with your livelihood money in RH. The order of utilizing money should be:

emergency fund --> liquid cash for daily/monthly expenses --> retirement accounts --> RH/taxable brokerage

>how fucked am i if my engineering high pay job doesnt begin until next year?
At 26 you still have lots of time if you get your head on straight for the next 4 years you will be doing much better than most 30 year olds

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930121]

>>10930081
>Yeah can see that. I also know one guy who confused a Roth IRA with a Roth 401k. Knowing what is contained in the Annual Additions Limit is very important to understanding how to make these tools work for you.
>confused a Roth IRA with a Roth 401k
FUCK.
Also me!

[Anonymous No.10930124]

>>10930089
Why not declare bankruptcy and start over?

[Anonymous No.10930135]

>>10930095
why is your AMD in red, what did you do
>>10930110
>0 debts
you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10930142]

>>10930104
FUCK I NEED 30 MINUTES TO DRIVE TO TBELL AND BACK

>>10930114
see
>>10930110
i have no debt whatsoever, no loans, nothing
but i still live at my parents, which i hope to change soon

FICO is 751 though, so im ready

i just need a fucking job now

[Anonymous No.10930148]

>tfw people on here are adults with serious finances and I'm just a retarded student fucking around with a few hundred dollars on robinhood

I won't be in any debt when I graduate, but I also have no income

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930154]

>>10930142
do you know any programming? im rehashing what i know for html/css/python/javascript so i can try to freelance for a few more buckaroos

[Anonymous No.10930166]

>>10930148
you have to start somewhere, and better late than never anon, just learn not to panic sell like a cunt

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10930168]

>>10930104
what you putting on?
wallstreet 1 and 2?

[Anonymous No.10930169]

>>10930148
Could be worse, when I was an undergrad I uh, made a lot of money and blew it on fun stuff. I'm pretty financially responsible now, but if I had saved some of that...

Best years of my life though.

[Texas anon No.10930177]

>>10930148
It’s ok. You could be 38 and in the same boat like me.

[Anonymous No.10930179]

>>10930154
>html/css/
make 4chan themes for practice, check out this tumblr-tier revamp of 4chan

[Anonymous No.10930187]

>>10930148
I was literally in your spot just one year ago m8

It's nothing you really need to worry about until you get your first big boy job. Just keep learning about saving and having good spending habits and how to invest money once you have it and you'll hit the ground running. Having that knowledge + no debt once you graduate will put you years ahead of your peers who have to pay hundreds in loans every month and know nothing about saving/investing

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930191]

>>10930124
right now with way taxes and everything me have set up debt not really effecting me, but will eventually have for declare bankruptcy once have payed off some stuff ;_;

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930196]

>>10930021
There's a small chance that I'll do another lame ass Twitch stream tonight.
>>10930104
Just kidding.

>>10930142
>i have no debt whatsoever, no loans, nothing
>FICO is 751 though, so im ready
I think my credit score is a 754.
Having a small loan or two and multiple cards (but paying your loans off religiously and having low credit utilization on those cards) actually helps with your credit score.

>>10930154
>do you know any programming?
I do that professionally :P
The credit card company that I work for pays me 92k/year to do so.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930197]

>>10930142
It's okay you have time, I'm torrenting it now then have to upload it to google drive

[Anonymous No.10930206]

>>10930067
>shorting AMD
and you don't seem to understaaaaand

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930207]

>>10930179
aww yisss

>>10930196
what did they require you to know/what do you do there?

[Anonymous No.10930210]

buy oil
and silver

[Anonymous No.10930217]

>>10930154
aside from MATLAB and pineview editor i just know the basics

i can program well if I have a 1 page cheat sheet in front of me

>>10930197
>It's okay you have time, I
good, now i just need to stop replying

[Anonymous No.10930223]

>>10930210
>buy oil
not now tho
>and silver
literally never

[Anonymous No.10930236]

>>10930052

You're in better shape than many.

>>10930118 leaves a lot of good advice. Also put some money away for retirement. If your job has a retirement plan with matching, put in the minimum amount to receive the largest match you can.

>>10930121

No worries. It can be confusing. You're not the first.

[Anonymous No.10930246]

so do you guise think that this weeks gonna actually be worth trading or not? last week was such garbage volume it was hardly worth it

i want some +1% days again for chrissake

[Anonymous No.10930250]

>>10930166
I think I've been fairly responsible with my "investments" so far
I lost about $10 when I first started out FOMOing and panic selling tiny amounts of stock, but I've obviously recouped my losses and made a significant profit by making a good pick on GALT (I have a stop limit on it equal to my average share price to help prevent losses if it gets bogged).

>>10930169
I've been pretty irresponsible with my spending until recently, mostly overspending on fast food. I've been more disciplined in my spending habits and started saving money recently, though.

>>10930177
Like the other anons said, better late than never. At least you're taking steps to get your shit together now.

>>10930210
I've been considering buying WPM (a gold and silver streaming company), the near universal negative sentiment on precious metals seems like a good contrarian indicator.

[Anonymous No.10930256]

>>10930206
if you think I'm shorting AMD you're doing it wrong
literally SELL AMD, then sell AMD, then SELL AMD again, and sell again until it rockets up for next day
I don't have to tell you to SELL low and sell high do I?
>>10930207
you could also make your own startpage for practice, webm related

[Anonymous No.10930258]

>>10930089
>reluctant kneepad girl

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930266]

>>10930207
>what did they require you to know
Their programming interview was basically the easy problems on leetcode. Just gotta have a very basic understanding of data structures. No hardcore algorithmic shit like the big 4 does.
One of the problems was essentially just a for loop with an if statement in it.
You're kind of required to have a CS bachelor's, but now there's a backdoor into the program for STEM majors in general...

>what do you do there?
Well, that's very different.
I'm currently writing a concurrent, resilient back-end service with scala, akka, and play.
I've written a couple front-ends in AngularJS.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930273]

>>10930246
typically this week pretty slow
hedgies are all getting off vacations, planning strategies, haves meeting marathons with various people

next week should pick up tho into full EOY bullrunish

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930276]

>>10930256
finna start doing that tbqfh

[Texas anon No.10930279]

>>10930250
It’s ok. I gambled on owning a business and lost. Also like this >>10930169 anon said I’d pissed it away too. When I was making ok money I spent on stupid shit. Good times though.

[Anonymous No.10930284]

>>10930273
short this friday gotcha

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930291]

>>10930266
>cs bachelors

this snibs the snab

[Anonymous No.10930297]

>>10930276
just pls don't turn too autistic about ricing

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930313]

>>10930291
Well, for what I'm doing, you need more than just a pulse, but you don't need to be a fucking wizard to contribute a lot of value.
I also said that there's a backdoor for anybody that has a STEM bachelor's

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930332]

>>10930313
>any college degree

I never had the money nor could I get any financial assistance of any kind so I went a more street life route selling drugs and playing poker.

[Anonymous No.10930337]

FUTURES R OGRISH

RIP GOLDEN BULL

VIVE LE BEAR

[Anonymous No.10930348]

>>10930246
weren't there posts addressing this weird shit in market vol a few threads back

[Anonymous No.10930350]

https://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1036436133767524352

JD

IS

FINISHED

[Anonymous No.10930358]

>>10930297
Good point about asukas chin

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930361]

>>10930337
nah, well maybe
there equally strong selling / buying interest
would be surprised if there big move any time soon

>>10930284
@_@

[Anonymous No.10930364]

Ok, I'm really new to this shit and this might be a dumb question, but anyway...

When I look at historical charts, almost every single stock seems to eventually go up to a point where you can sell at profit. Sometimes it takes an hour, sometimes it takes 10 years. But it seems to happen on every single chart I look at.

So why do most people lose money in the stock market and talk about how hard it is? Couldn't people just hold their stocks until they make a profit, even if it takes 10 years? Is it just because most people panic sell when they start to lose? Because that's the idea I'm getting

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930371]

>>10930332
it is kind of bullshit.
what state are you in?

[Anonymous No.10930374]

friendly reminder that the entire world is on halt until America comes back from vacation
all movement in the markets can be ignored

[Anonymous No.10930376]

>>10930364
You're probably looking up companies you've heard of, right? Survivorship bias. Check out DRYS

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930378]

>>10930364
>So why do most people lose money in the stock market
they dont
most /short term/ traders do though because impossible for time market

[Texas anon No.10930387]

>>10930364
Because it’s hard to know when it’s gonna drop.

[Anonymous No.10930389]

>>10930364
>Couldn't people just hold their stocks until they make a profit,
Most FOMO faggots don't have that patience. Retail is especially big on get rich quick this quarter if not this month if not this week if not this very same day. It can happen, but that's fucking rare.
It really comes down to a battle between greed and patience and if you're really willing to be a bagholder for a shitty company.

[Anonymous No.10930392]

>>10930364
No man, thousands of stocks have gone to zero, there’s inherent survivorship bias

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930394]

>>10930371
great state of texas

[Anonymous No.10930398]

>>10930364
Because most people are extremely impatient and want gains immediately

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930399]

Shit! Forgot to post the survey near the top of the thread!

>24 votes
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731

[Anonymous No.10930405]

>>10930376
yeah, mostly blue chip companies

>>10930378
that's what I'm thinking. Traders lose money. People who hold their stocks for years don't

>>10930387
But it doesn't matter. It's practically guaranteed to go back up again eventually

[Anonymous No.10930415]

>>10930394
Doesn't Texas offer free state university tuition if you get like >30 ACT and >3.5 high school GPA or something like that

[Anonymous No.10930416]

>>10930364

Hindsight is easy when you look back at any point where it would have been a good time to buy or sell a stock.

In the moment, greed and fear are very powerful motivators to continue to hold a stock or just sell and get out of the market. Fear of losing out to other gains (which are happening in the moment) could cause someone to not want to hold a stock for 10 years (which could turn profitable later).

As you said, panic selling leads to some of what you are seeing. Possibly impatience and other factors.

[Anonymous No.10930418]

>>10930389
>>10930398

Yeah I remember this quote from Buffet

[Texas anon No.10930421]

>>10930394
Pic related
>>10930405
>it’ll go up
Lol

[Anonymous No.10930422]

>>10930332
So that's why you asked about laundering money earlier kek
don't ask here or you'll become liable, like that plebbit faggot that bitbleached hillary's harddrives
keep your opsec

[Anonymous No.10930428]

I own 3 shares :^)

[Texas anon No.10930429]

>>10930421
Forgot pic. I’m sick and a little buzzed desu

[Anonymous No.10930443]

>>10930405
>People who hold their stocks for years don't
and then there's situations like DRYS and HMNY
from riches to rags all of a fucking sudden

[Anonymous No.10930458]

Buy big brand names

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930469]

American Psycho will finally finish uploading in 28 minutes
Hang in there, partners

[Anonymous No.10930477]

>>10930422
combetta, eh?
forgot about that
that was a good thread

i miss when the 8dig breads were still popping like that. seems like a good deal of the diggers got led astray into QLARP sadly

[Anonymous No.10930492]

>>10930210
just 4u

[Anonymous No.10930499]

>>10930477
the state of the feds is absolutely fucking sad in this decade
but it's still no reason not to keep opsec

[Texas anon No.10930503]

>>10930422
Fuck I hate furries so god damn much

[Anonymous No.10930505]

>>10929990
mirin quads

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930525]

>>10930415
Not for someone like me. Plus, there were other, much more major, factors in my life that got in the way.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930532]

>>10930429
pray tell you enjoy yourself a nice whataburger everyone once in a while

[Anonymous No.10930538]

>>10930525
illegal immigrant confirmed

[Anonymous No.10930552]

>>10930503
I'm now morbidly curious as to what stocks furries would long in order to short them.

[Anonymous No.10930561]

>>10930525
Drug related charges I assume?

[Texas anon No.10930563]

>>10930532
Arguably the best tendies out there.

[Anonymous No.10930586]

China crash landing coming soon. Warning.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930599]

>>10930538
white skin, blue eyes, curly light brown hair.

>>10930561
pic related

>>10930561
surprisingly not. never got in any sort of trouble with the law except for a ticket for turning right at a red light without stopping enough

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10930600]

>>10930586
Thank you for the info wallstreet insider anon

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930611]

I ACCIDENTALLY CANCELED THE UPLOAD ON DRIVE I HAVE TO START OVER

While we wait we can watch some kino shit called "To catch a predator" Pic related to watch

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930616]

>>10930586
d-does this mean they stop crashing soon? ?_?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10930617]

>>10930611

[Texas anon No.10930626]

>>10930552
Short knots long gas?

[Anonymous No.10930627]

>>10930399
You don't do ML?

I'm currently attacking tensorflow, got to make an AGI within 12 months. Shitty part is I'm stuck in the mainly learning from books and boring shit like input pipelines.

Good thing is you can skip around past a lot of the dumb bullshit stuff that only retards would care about.

Going to focus on Deep RL and NEAT type stuff I think. Still have to tinker in TF a loot more.

[Anonymous No.10930629]

>>10930552
only mention I can find about stocks on furry forums is this

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930637]

>>10930617
JUST COME TO SUBSTITUTE MOVIE NIGHT

[Anonymous No.10930638]

>>10930586
makes me glad I'm all out of CHYNA stocks holding cash
Anybody got the old image of the plane crash with names like holee fuk and we tu lo?

[Anonymous No.10930640]

I CANT WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY. IM HAVING WITHDRAWALS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.10930645]

>>10930626
what company is publicly traded and makes fur suits? if the materials are from chyna this could work

[Anonymous No.10930659]

>>10930638
I'm not an insider. It just makes no sense what is going on with housing worldwide including australia and not to expect something isn't completely fucking wrong with things.

China is starting to diverge too much from reality.

[Anonymous No.10930660]

>>10930629
that loan comment is making me oy vey
what a fucking goy, those shekels deserve to be returned with interest

[Texas anon No.10930670]

>>10930638

[Anonymous No.10930675]

>>10930670

[Anonymous No.10930676]

>>10930659
are you keeping track of where Chyna has assets worldwide and seeing if they're in trouble

[Anonymous No.10930685]

>>10930675
"While value declines continue in Sydney, they are gathering pace in Melbourne. Sydney's decline began earlier than Melbourne's and at comparable times Sydney's decline was larger than Melbourne's was."

- real estate expert from corelogic @cmkusher

[Anonymous No.10930688]

>>10930670
saved
>>10930675
well shit

[Anonymous No.10930695]

#Property prices in Sydney fell at fastest pace in over 9 years and fastest in almost 6 years in Melbourne, says Corelogic. @MichaelBleby #ausproperty #personalfinance

Australia’s housing downturn is deepening as prices fall across most parts of the country

Reminder, the @corelogicau home value index results for August 2018 are out on Monday., The daily Index indicates a further slowing of housing conditions over the month.

[Texas anon No.10930698]

>>10930645
Legend
Toony style -- ****
Realistic/semi -- ####
Offers movable jaw -- $$$$
Offers Follow-me eyes -- @@@@


[HR][/HR]
United States
Autumn Fallings*@
DexterousZombie*@
Mothsicle Suits*@
--Arizona
Don't Hug Cacti*
--California
More Fur Less*$@
SugarNSpiceCostumes*
beastcub*#$@
Arend Studios*@
--Connecticut
Sarahcat Fursuits*#$@
--Florida
The Grotto Creations*@
SugarCritter Studios*@
Sunny Valley Creations*
--Georgia
B3 Mascots*@
LobitaWorks*
Northshore Mascots*@
Otter-n-Daughter*$@
--Illinois
Lemonbrat Fursuits*@
--Indiana
Lizard Loves Mustache*@
Hyena Hoy*@
--Maryland
Clockwork Creature#$@
--Massachusetts
Bouncy Bat Works*# (normally offers premades only)
--Michigan
+3 Defense*#$@
Fur Fancy Costumes*#$@
Radioactimals#$@
--Minnesota
Phoenixwolf Suits*@
--Missouri
Our Mass Hysteria*@
--New Hampshire
OMG Pineapples*@
--New Jersey
Nevask*
--New Mexico
Twinky Arts*@
--New York
FarisBatwan*#$@
--Oklahoma
Fur It Up*#$@
--Oregon
DragonfireCostumes#$@
--Portland
coniFURous*
--South Carolina
LaelaMcPitty Suits*$
--Tennessee
iSqueakeyPinky*@
--Texas
Toffeee*@
Woozles-Wonders*$@
Luno Vulpes*#@$
--Washington
Mordrudes Monsters#$@
TunnySaysIDK*$@
Matrices*
BNC Costumes*$@
Jill Costumes*@
Canada
Isabelapparel*#@
Temperance*#$@
Shagpoke Studios*#$@
Australia
Lazylupe*@
New Zealand
SparkyCanDo*$@
Norway
Templa Creations*#$@
Taiwan
dragon-x2*$@
Finland
Grinning Tiger Disorder*#$@
United Kingdom
Blue Fox Fursuits*@
ZuryaCreations*#$@ (unsure of location--Europe somewhere)

I had to go to the dark corners of the interwebs to find this. Hold me.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930700]

>>10930660
thats sone intense stuff O.O

[Anonymous No.10930709]

>>10930499
good breads
wish my old computer didnt ded. all my archives are gone

[Anonymous No.10930719]

>>10930698
spascibo anon be healed nao by the power of mummy

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930722]

>>10930627
>You don't do ML?
Yup. I'm the ML memer.

>currently attacking tensorflow
I've never tried TensorFlow... it's too sophisticated of a tool for what I typically need.

>got to make an AGI within 12 months.
I forget what AGI stands for again, but I faintly recall that it's a thing for doing abstract reasoning

>Shitty part is I'm stuck in the mainly learning from books and boring shit like input pipelines.
>Good thing is you can skip around past a lot of the dumb bullshit stuff that only retards would care about.
There's a reason why I prefer blogs to books and videos -- SKIP TO THE POINT, right?
>and boring shit like input pipelines
Well, it's surprising to hear that input pipelines are what they're droning on about too much -- that's what the majority of blockage is for my current side project, but it's surprising to hear that you're finding stuff about that in a book.

>Going to focus on Deep RL and NEAT type stuff I think. Still have to tinker in TF a loot more.
Deep Reinforcement Learning is mostly a meme.

Here's a blog that I like: https://machinelearningmastery.com/blog/
Here's a thing that I recently read about RL that you might like: https://bair.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/08/31/dexterous-manip/

[Anonymous No.10930724]

>>10930700
They lied a lot in the trials of guards/secretaries in order to hang them. Lots of wacky stories about how a secretary would skin children for wallets and things like that. Most of the people on trial knew it was a sham and just asked to be hung asap instead of hearing the lies and sham courts.

[Anonymous No.10930731]

>>10930698
Now that I think of it guys

Need to brainstorm ideas for industries that will thrive in this modern liberal smartphone addicted age. Degeneracy has a new face ciggerates are out and vapes/pot is in.

I am faced with 2 issues most things are replaced by online shopping and everything that is created is copied/made in china anyways.

[Anonymous No.10930733]

>>10930722
Input pipeline is 75% of work from what I gather. Even though I'm not interested in it unless it's something new. Not really interested in working on labeling tools for turks.

Everything in ML so far is a meme. It's kind of funny how serious everyone is and how much investment it gets when it's literally script kiddie shit.

[Anonymous No.10930747]

>>10930709
install gentoo or /g/entoomen certified Clover OS and run a home server for backups
do not connect it to interwebs at large, just LAN it, and don't fucking buy any 3 terabyte seagate drives

[Texas anon No.10930748]

>>10930719
>tfw no mummy to bring me whataburger tendies
Anyway. My bet would be that they all use common manufactures for the raw materials since we don’t make shit in burgerland anymore.

[Anonymous No.10930752]

>>10930724
why is 3d printing so unsuccessful? The stocks all look awful. Must be the most meme field right now.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930761]

>>10930685
Dank. Thanks!

>>10930695
Anybody holding puts on $EWA? I think teh profit said he was

>>10930629
What the fuck.
You guys find the most painful shit that I ever read.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930762]

>>10930724
am pretty sure they wanted to be hung because they didnt want for face their vile, demonic, disgusting actions

[Anonymous No.10930775]

>>10930762
You posted something that is naturally false.

[Anonymous No.10930787]

>>10930762
You posted something that is falsely natural.
t. Yoshua Steinburg

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930797]

>>10930775
its cute you think humans are not capable of horrible actions kek

[Anonymous No.10930807]

>>10930797
>Skinning people for wallets as a secretary
>Feel so guilty want to get hung

these two personalities don't coexist

[Anonymous No.10930817]

>>10930748
>natural fibers technology
nani the fuck did I just find

[Anonymous No.10930824]

>>10930676
they have a good deal of money invested in the aussie housing market. so much that the value of the housing market there has surpassed the national GDP.

ive noticed a serious decline in the value of the aussie dollar on these last few dollar spikes, and its hardly gained back any ground at all, even when the dollar pulls back. makes me think wealth is getting transferred out of australia, could possibly be connected to china having problems given the amount of chinese wealth there

>>10930747
idc desu
they got my number
they can hire me or fire me or whatever i guess

i just miss having old interesting threads to flip through.

[Anonymous No.10930837]

>>10930824
Yes, the Australian market has to be understood I think to get the macro picture. Also in the context of the Australian everything coming out of China makes zero fucking sense.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10930854]

>>10930724
>Most of the people on trial knew it was a sham and just asked to be hung asap instead of hearing the lies and sham courts.
That's fucking shit.

>>10930733
>Input pipeline is 75% of work from what I gather. Even though I'm not interested in it unless it's something new. Not really interested in working on labeling tools for turks.
It is very uninteresting... but guess who's going to be doing it for your project if you need it? YOU.
>Everything in ML so far is a meme.
Nah, the shit "works" -- not with 100% accuracy, but that's because the tasks that you use it for can't be done with 100% accuracy.
>It's kind of funny how serious everyone is and how much investment it gets when it's literally script kiddie shit.
It's definitely not script kiddie shit if you're doing it right.
If you're doing it right, it requires an intuition for a fuck ton of stats and linear algebra.

[Texas anon No.10930859]

>>10930762
The lampshade stories are considered false.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades_made_from_human_skin

[Anonymous No.10930868]

>>10930837
basically Australia might be the best "real indicator" of what is going on in China. How can China maintain a red hot real estate when basically everywhere else on earth is not.

[Anonymous No.10930872]

>>10930731
Swedish Match is doing rather well. I wonder if their plans for more aggressive american expansion will work out. If the EU ever drops their retarded oral tobacco regulations, it could work out very well for them.

But I'm biased because I'm a snusing degenerate.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930876]

>>10930807
its 50/50
some murders love hearing their action, some dont
besides GUILTY not what they feeling, it shame

[Anonymous No.10930879]

>>10930854
It's a minor injustice, easily understood in the context of post-war Germany. Dresden, Tokyo, Etc etc.

It's just stupid that people buy the good/evil monster argument of it all especially when it comes to ordinary people like random secretaries , civilians, etc.

[Anonymous No.10930886]

>>10930876
Heres an idea:
Go back to the kitchen and shut up

[Anonymous No.10930890]

>>10930876
Eh, It's still fucked up to hang secretaries on sham trials.

[Anonymous No.10930909]

>>10930854
kangaroo courts are all shit
they deserve it anyway, the Germans were losers, which fucking idiot decided to fight a war on two fronts, which fucking idiot decided to armchair general from the safety of his basement driving Rommel and Guderian up the wall, and which fucking idiot decided to let an enemy army escape to an island as a gesture of mercy, fuck mercy, you're at fucking war, cunts
dreamers don't make good rulers
also, your job sounds fun

[Anonymous No.10930914]

>>10930876
If we applied that rationality to everything on earth, almost all of us would be hung. How many people starve/die of random shit while people live in mansions.

How is that fundamentally different than secretary working near a concentration camp?

In fact it would be easier to save 1,000 lives for a billionaire today than for a secretary in germany to save 1,000 jews/schizos/gypsies whatever

[Anonymous No.10930917]

>>10930876
not all were trumped up trials
but statistically there are bound to be a couple shams

>>10930890
this tbqh
better a hundred guilty go free than 1 innocent is found guilty

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10930925]

>>10930879
secretaries and bakers who turned a blind eye WERE just as evil as the people chunking children into the ovens

>>10930886
o-ok :(

[Anonymous No.10930945]

>>10930925
>secretaries and bakers who turned a blind eye WERE just as evil as the people chunking children into the ovens
so its better to watch your own kids/wife starve to death than it is to do basic beauracratic work for nazis with a gun to your head?

thats kind of fucked up

[Anonymous No.10930946]

>>10930925
>believing in the holohoax
good goy, good goy, I'd rub my hands but you can't see where I'm putting them, hehe

[Texas anon No.10930949]

>>10930925
A secretary had no more of a chance at stopping the holocaust as you do of toppling Trump.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10930951]

5 MINUTES TILL AMERICAN PSYCHO

[Anonymous No.10930954]

>>10930925
lol

yep, good thing we firebombed tokyo and then ate crumpets with the leaders

[Anonymous No.10930961]

>>10930951
HOORAY I JUST FINISHED THE LAST OF MY TACOBELL

[Anonymous No.10930968]

>>10930925
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenpeitai

>oppose Japan war effort
torture and death await

>the japanese people deserved it for being part of an evil country

[Anonymous No.10930989]

>>10930954
japan is different, we have a history with them

we opened them legs up for world trade in the 1800's, something euro's could never do

[Anonymous No.10930990]

Came here to say that markets and common sense don't really line up. The expression is literally that markets can stay irrational longer than you remain liquid.

[Anonymous No.10930991]

>>10930868
i suppose its rather isolated, and the parts of aus that arent developed are full on mad max wasteland tier, or literal jungle, w no inbetween. so it might be easier than some other place. but still, most aussies cant buy the houses at these prices. its impossible, so if theres no buyers, and no new chinese money coming in, its fucking ogre

the question in my eyes is whether or not this will affect their market, or surrounding ones. i feel like aus jumping would spill over into a lot of pain for SEA countries economies as well due to its importance to china

[Anonymous No.10931003]

>>10930951
>the current stream right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_glw4XH3Y

[Anonymous No.10931005]

>>10930991
I'm just interested in why is China real estate supposedly still on fire but Aus is declining. Just look at USA Reits/homebuilders etc too.

I just don't understand the correlation, not acting on it much.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10931013]

>>10930859
>>10930724
Since you fgts got me reading about the Nuremberg trials: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_trials#Intelligence_tests_and_psychiatric_assessments
Fucking geniuses

[Texas anon No.10931080]

>>10931013
I find Hess most fascinating. I think he really was trying to save Germany, or convinced himself he was. I also blame him for Germany’s destruction in so much as if he wouldn’t have went crazy Bormann wouldn’t have stepped into his place. If you read about how much control Bormann had you start to realize why the last few years of the war went the way it did.

[Anonymous No.10931084]

r/traps_are_gay

American psycho playing now

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10931091]

>>10930890
This.
>>10930917
>better a hundred guilty go free than 1 innocent is found guilty
That's an american concept, so we are understandably biased.

>>10930879
>It's just stupid that people buy the good/evil monster argument of it all especially when it comes to ordinary people like random secretaries , civilians, etc.
I recall something about the "banality of evil" and that being a revelation with some american serial killer.
I don't think any people are really "monsters"... except for the negroes. Some of the negroes are just totally willing to rape and kill whoever just for the fuck of it.
And some white people. Less though.
Never really heard of asians doing this though.

>>10930868
>How can China maintain a red hot real estate when basically everywhere else on earth is not.
Because.
>China
China.
>Closed economy
>The Great Firewall
>Clap for Xi Jinping app
>make knock off of every fucking US tech company and pretend that you came up with it on your own and that it's actually superior
They're insatiably delusional.
I almost dream of a US war against them, just because of the ease that we'd have in mowing all those delusional fuckers down like large yellow blades of grass.

[Anonymous No.10931092]

USD/ZAR not looking so good.
17 ZAR per USD when

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10931140]

>>10930909
>dreamers don't make good rulers
I heard that a good leader is a dreamer that has the capacity to turn their dreams into reality
>Steve Jobs
>Bill Gates
>Elon Musk
Particularly the latter two, who are both INTPs
That P means "dream", not "decide"
(I've made note of this because I'm also an INTP)

>also, your job sounds fun
I think I'm underpaid.
My boss told me in August that I'm going to get promoted at year end.
I'm going to see if I can score an offer at Amazon before that happens.
Amazon should pay about 150k (I'm 95% sure that's what my 2 close friends are making over there), and then, I flip around and do this ballsy thing called "leveraging an external offer"... I think I'm happy at either company regardless, and I'd probably just end up at Amazon anyways... but I'm most eager to see if I can simply pull it off. I'd love that. Just taking a fucking baseball bat to their teeth.
I know I can do better. Ah, the joys of being an entitled tech yuppie.

[Anonymous No.10931146]

>>10931091
Well, the real estate slowdowns in say America are probably actually increasing investments into other things like stocks.

In china?

I don't think it's 100%, or 50% but I see something weird going on and am wondering what it means.

[Anonymous No.10931171]

>>10930627
Good luck with making that general artificial intelligence :^)

[Anonymous No.10931181]

>>10931140
The catch is having the capacity to do so.
You lose how much in taxes?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10931200]

>>10930914
>How many people starve/die of random shit while people live in mansions.
Should we really feed the africans?
I heard of humanitarians going over there to try to help make a village, and this is how it plays out -- they'll give an african villager a fucking bucket of watermelon seeds... to, y'know, grow a bunch of watermelons... the villager takes the seeds... and fucking eats them... eats the fucking seeds.

The more cash we give to the starving africans, the more that they reproduce more stupid little offspring that can't support themselves, and the more cash that will be required in order to keep this new and even larger generation from starving to death.
The reason why Africans in Africa have a dozen children is because most of those children cannot possibly live to maturity.
Because they're stupid.
Stop subsidizing stupidity and just let them die already.

>In fact it would be easier to save 1,000 lives for a billionaire today than for a secretary in germany to save 1,000 jews/schizos/gypsies whatever
And then those 1,000 africans that should've died will have 12,000 children that'll die unless another billionaire steps in and further subsidizes their existence.
Just let the fuckers die.

>>10930925
>secretaries and bakers who turned a blind eye WERE just as evil as the people chunking children into the ovens
Hmmmm...
>>10930949
>A secretary had no more of a chance at stopping the holocaust as you do of toppling Trump.
Poetry.

[Anonymous No.10931246]

>>10931200
Yes, I don't think billionaires should be punished at all as they have for the most part probably "created" more value than taken.

The point is just we all are far from contributing our maximal possible value to saving lives. Using an arbitrary judgement, such as a secretary should have stopped wholesale war crimes, is ludicrous.

You can go deeper and imagine some maximizing function for creating as many human lives as possible and other shit. It gets tiring very fast. It's why secretaries, civilians, and others shouldn't be killed for shit caused by people way above them in influence or power.

[Anonymous No.10931260]

>>10931171
>luck
I don't think it's going to be very hard at least so far.

[Anonymous No.10931280]

Why do so many people here unironically believe the holocaust happened?

[Anonymous No.10931290]

>>10931280
1/4 girls get raped too

[Texas anon No.10931305]

>>10931200
Scoops is right. We’re dicking around with natural selection and it’s gonna come back to bite us.

[Anonymous No.10931318]

>>10931280
because this time, the jews won

[Anonymous No.10931321]

>>10931305
Not really. The # of people born today still leads to plenty of geniuses even with the decreases.

[Anonymous No.10931360]

>>10931260
What I'm saying is that it's extremely unlikely you're going to be able to make a general AI. A general AI is at the level of thinking for itself like you and I.

Wikipedia:
Artificial general intelligence (AGI) is the intelligence of a machine that could successfully perform any intellectual task that a human being can. It is a primary goal of some artificial intelligence research and a common topic in science fiction and future studies. Artificial general intelligence is also referred to as "strong AI", "full AI" or as the ability of a machine to perform "general intelligent action". Academic sources reserve "strong AI" to refer to machines capable of experiencing consciousness.

[Anonymous No.10931382]

>>10931360
I'd say it's 70% chance by the end of the year from what I see so far.

A General AI is something you have not seen so don't estimate what it can or can't do.

[Anonymous No.10931411]

>>10931382
>70% chance of a general AI by the end of the year
I'm literally laughing out loud right now. Do you know how long AI research has been going on? I'm not making guesses at what a general AI can do, the requirements are stated in the post you replied to. I'm saying it's really, really hard to make one because people have been trying for a long time now and haven't even gotten close.

[Anonymous No.10931423]

>>10931382
I suppose a hint is in order

I'd consider "life" a general intelligence just taking extremely long time scales. It doesn't have to look like a singularity God being.

[Anonymous No.10931435]

>>10931411
Monkeys spent a lot of time trying to build skyscrapers too

[Anonymous No.10931475]

>>10931423
We do not have enough computational power to even begin to evolve through genetic algorithms or even simulate a single instance of a neural network as complex as ours.
>>10931435
I'm not sure what you mean by this.

Did you just learn about AI and get hyped, are you retarded, or are you trolling?

[Anonymous No.10931476]

what's the best API or website for news? thefly?

[Anonymous No.10931487]

>>10931475
do this test.

Go to google

type "Counting AI example" "Counting neural network" and every combination you can think of.

Tell me if you find one.

[Anonymous No.10931503]

>>10931487

> Go to Google

First mistake is always the costliest

[Anonymous No.10931509]

>>10931503
Well, I'll know in about 6 months the answer to my intuition. Right now it's that the entire field is full of idiots.

[Anonymous No.10931511]

>>10931487
That's an example of computer vision, which like all successful AI so far, is "applied AI," not general AI.

[Anonymous No.10931521]

>>10931511
The point is there aren't any.

[Anonymous No.10931700]

AMD board of directors are next after hiring more women.

[Anonymous No.10931718]

>>10929976

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[Anonymous No.10931727]

>>10931718
kys

[Anonymous No.10931731]

>>10931718
wrong general

[Anonymous No.10931732]

>>10931718

[bible-bro No.10931751]

movie night was epic, shame on whoever missed it

[Anonymous No.10931759]

>>10931751
you lads really should watch Nightcrawler next, I think you'd like it

[bible-bro No.10931768]

>>10931759
probably, but ive had a cold/flu since friday, so i need sleep

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10931955]

NOT GOOD

[Anonymous No.10931971]

>>10931955
Wrong.
THIS IS GREAT! ALL BEARS REPORT IN!

[Anonymous No.10931973]

>>10931955
blame canada

[Anonymous No.10932136]

So for the Chinese BILI bilibili stock
Despite their efforts to diversify their operations, most of their revenue still come from mobile games.
And now, the Chinese government have released a new policy.
In order to improve the problem of shortsightedness among kids, the authority is going to implement a quota system for digital games including PC and mobile games. Only limited amount of games will be allowed for release within Chinese internet.
And rumors suggest that they're going to copy the current distribution system for movie in China, which mean corporate revenue from games must be shared to government authorities. If the system for movie os of any indication then the government can take more part of the revenue from games than the amount of revenue that companies can take back.

[Anonymous No.10932150]

>>10932136
hmm does this help tencet

[Anonymous No.10932174]

Cashing out all my crypto to go all in on MU. am i stupid?

[Anonymous No.10932197]

>>10932174
how do you cash out?

[Anonymous No.10932258]

>>10932150
Tencent will probably be affected too look at their stock price over past two days.

[Anonymous No.10932309]

>>10932258
just looked seems like a good amount of the press is focused on them
they are like already a government monopoly just making it official directly giving them profits

[Anonymous No.10932324]

>>10931700
AROUND CHINK
NEVER BLINK

[Anonymous No.10932338]

>>10932309
That is why """investing""" in mainland China is such a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.10932675]

>>10932174
yes

[Anonymous No.10933333]

Futures greeeeeeen!
Golden bull resumes tuesday

[Anonymous No.10933352]

>>10933333
relying on the sentiment of the financial system we're trying to replace. sad state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.10933803]

>>10933352
>id is "shit squat"
sorry senpai imma go w those exquisite digits >>10933333

[Anonymous No.10933898]

>>10930399
no option of no money in robinhood. You're all getting swindled.

[Anonymous No.10933915]

>Wake up early for some Sips & Dips™
>Remember its fucking Labor Day and the market is closed

[Anonymous No.10933984]

>>10931700
... What kind of misconduct?

[Anonymous No.10934000]

>>10933984
His shitty chink company is still not profitable after all these years and being in the mature side of the tech industry

[Anonymous No.10934803]

>>10934000
why do people, who id assume in regular waking life complain about chinese manufactured garbage and cheap shit, choose to willingly, with their own hard earned dollars, turn around and invest in knock-off tier chink ripoff tech companies? what is this bizarre impulse? what could drive a man to do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.10934850]

>>10934803
people pretend to complain because that makes them look good
But in the end, they find the chink goods cheap and acceptable

Also, I don't think those who invest in chink companies are those who are complaining
And most chink tech companies have amazing """metrics""" m8, don't miss out

A massive market of over 9000 billions cockroaches to conquer. That should make every chink tech co go to over $9000T marketcap amirite

[Anonymous No.10934865]

>>10934850
>A massive market of over 9000 billions cockroaches to conquer. That should make every chink tech co go to over $9000T marketcap amirite
i can git behind this logic

[Anonymous No.10934880]

how good of a buy is cvm?

[Anonymous No.10934902]

>>10934865
I have been writing about this several times here
The average chink has comparatively little disposable income compared to a murican for instance

So, at what price can you sell the data you extract out of them ? I don't think the price would be very high

And if you look at the """"tech""" of most of the chink companies, it is just basic garbage boomer tech already. And they are all unprofitable.

Also, one liability in the chink market is their Communist Party. Tencent is getting rekt with no lube because their vidya games are hurting the youth and should be censored like in books and movies. Every sector cann potentially get the stick without any notice.

tldr: metrics are a meme and one should think of the quality of the said metrics before investing. Also, chink market is just a giant exit shitcoin scam

[Anonymous No.10935012]

>>10930532
>>10930563
>Tfw a Texan in WI for work
I'll be home in a few months anons Texas Forever

[Anonymous No.10935058]

>>10934902
They will spend $15 on iq subscription, don't worry, invest, chinese are great consumers

[Anonymous No.10935089]

>>10930925
I don't disagree they had some moral responsibility, as all civilians do in some sense, but theres a difference in a time of war. It's not the same as if you sat there and watched one person attack another and did nothing.

[Anonymous No.10935142]

>>10935089
no, the civilians have total control over themselves

Look, LGBT is accepted today because people are so much more moral and open minded. Not because of a long media campaign designed to influence them and market it optimally, even going through huge A/B testing to find the optimal influential phrasing for the effort.

All the sudden everyone decided through intense moral self-analysis that it was fine. The average person is in total control of their society. Look at the #resist movement, it's not because of media influence. It's by people who can find Qatar and Estonia on a map, people who care and deeply think about political issues.

[Anonymous No.10935222]

>>10935058
>They will spend $15 on iq subscription, don't worry, invest, chinese are great consumers

[Anonymous No.10935317]

>>10935142
T. BLACKED subscriber.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10935451]

>>10930946
>blood from teens
kek this so true
whenever me get blood transfusions am literally look younger and feel younger for month, it crazy

>>10930968
>>10930954
japan got what was coming to them
germany getting exactly what it deserves atm
hopefully they doesnt exist in 100 years

[Anonymous No.10935500]

Any UK brokers with a good ui and low commissions? Is IB and Degiro as good as they say? Just want to get in some small time dealing, see if I can't get some extra dosh on the side.

[Anonymous No.10935520]

>>10935317
Hes being sarcastic anon.
>>10935142
Anon I'm not saying people aren't easily malleable but that they do have some moral responsibility. Even if their actions are completely derived from manipulation and outside influence they have the moral failing of being susceptible to that. Also as far as campaigns for certain agendas go theres no doubt that they are not only necessary but proper. The question is if the message being spread is a moral good and if it isn't it's the duty of others to spread that information just as effectively.

[Anonymous No.10935596]

>>10935451
>I hope an entire group of people stops existing
>>10930925
>those civilians were so evil
Yea okay

[Anonymous No.10935625]

>>10935451
too obvious

[Anonymous No.10935719]

how do I hold leveraged ETFs and decide when to sell when markets tank or retrace

cant just hold that shit like you can normal index funds whats the strategy to avoid being cucked by the markets

[Anonymous No.10935743]

>>10935719
they reset daily so choppy sideways markets SUCK for holding leveraged ETFs

do it when the trend is really stronk
>ie not nao

[Anonymous No.10935756]

>>10934902
>werds
short australia maxxxx lev
got it

[Anonymous No.10935770]

>>10935520
I know that. What I was trying to insinuate is that corporations just follow whatever trends are happening and don't really give about the gays or not. Pandering to the LGBT has nothing to do with pushing any agenda insomuch as it is the fact that homosexuals managed to get equal rights around the 70s and have increased their clout in the real world. It's as if he thinks that people are primarily influenced by media instead of their material conditions.

[Anonymous No.10935800]

>>10935770
>primarily influenced by media instead of their material conditions.
this aint no "or" statement neither senpai

[Anonymous No.10935842]

>>10935743
you realize QLD which is nasdaq 2x has been green for 5 straight months

leverage is cuckin boomers all day long right now

[Anonymous No.10935857]

>>10935800
Oh wait, I'm talking to a group of people who think that everything bad that happens to them is because jews control everything and if they didn't exist then everything would be hunky dory. Right, gotcha homeslice.

[Anonymous No.10935897]

ratsu i found this UUUU

>>10935842
is that one reset daily?
i dunno i normally dont bother w em desu
when i need lev i set up options strats senpai

>>10935857
retard
if you hadnt noticed, i was attempting to dismantle this worthless pseudo political yammering were ITT goin on about all of a sudden
holy fuck i dont care
im here to make money, and/or lose it
we can talk about politics shit in some other bread for fuckssake idgaf

[Anonymous No.10935898]

>>10929976
Has /smg/ read any good books lately? Economics/stocks related or otherwise

Would like to do some more reading and going to pick a few up this week

[Anonymous No.10935907]

>>10935898
read the creature from jekyll island

really honest look at the history of the FED

[Anonymous No.10935909]

>>10930499

[Anonymous No.10935914]

>>10930179
ANON I NEED THIS NAO

[Anonymous No.10935929]

OH YEA

i found this one too for when ur powering up

>free of charge

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10935967]

>TFW you'll trade stocks while a tropical storm blows through

2-4ft storm surge in my area, w/ 4-8inches of torrential rain. baby storm

Feels_good_man.jpg

[Anonymous No.10935991]

>>10935967
hope ya dont got a basement senpai
pumpin out those suckers fucks

[Anonymous No.10935998]

Is there a good book on macro economy ?

[Anonymous No.10936258]

>>10935907
Seems interesting, ty

[Texas anon No.10936561]

>>10935898
Public Enemies was the shit. Currently reading a minute by minute account of the San Francisco earthquake.
>>10935991
No basements on the gulf coast m8. At least not in homes usually.

[Anonymous No.10936701]

>>10936561
lol yea i suppose you only need one good fucking by a hurricane before ya realize basements arent worth the effort

[Anonymous No.10936825]

is it worth taking out a massive loan to buy stock in ford?

[Anonymous No.10936870]

>>10935998
i dont got one on me unfortunately

but try libgen.io
they usually have good rips of whatever im looking for

>>10936825
no

[Anonymous No.10936900]

>>10930000
checked

[Texas anon No.10936922]

>>10936701
It’s less the storms and more the water table. Ground water is simply too close to the surface. Basements would be wet year round in some places. In New Orleans they can’t even bury the dead and have to put them in above ground vaults.

[Anonymous No.10936926]

>>10936900
not bad urself senpai

[Anonymous No.10936950]

>>10936922
makes sense

but wew
sitting here in the (usually) barren frozen wasteland of my homeland on a 90+ day with a gorillion % humidity, and all i can say is:

IM ABSOLUTELY NEVER GOIN DOWN THERE IN THE SUMMER EVER AGAIN

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10936954]

>>10930399

>33 votes
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731
>http://www.strawpoll.me/16386731

[Anonymous No.10936974]

>>10936954
im gonna let u know right now i definitely am one of those 100k votes and i DEFINITELY do not have 100k. brokerage or otherwise

brb gotta go see if im homeless

[Anonymous No.10937002]

Why do we need to be confined to a general?
I never cared about meme coins
>buy BBBY

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937017]

>>10936974
Yeah, I don't think we really had that many trading with over 100k.
I've seen 1 guy. I think 1 or 2 other posters might have that much, but the rest would then have to be lurkers. I'm taking the survey results like everything else here: with a grain of salt

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937034]

>>10936974
>>10937017
It's particularly odd that nobody is in the 50k to 100k range.

[Anonymous No.10937058]

>>10937034
guess thats the range where people start to think theyre too good for us
once they get 100k they come back to earth cuz they realize its not that much and theyre back. forever

[Anonymous No.10937095]

>>10937017
>I've seen 1 guy
hey, thats me. I post a lot (during market hours) but don't mention my portfolio size often (why would I?)
Ratuse is another, I think he has 300k.

[Anonymous No.10937117]

>>10936954
>Less then

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that anyone in this thread who has more than 50k in RH is retarded and anyone who has more than 100k is LARPing

[Anonymous No.10937152]

>>10937117
100k+ is kind of a waste on robinhood. unless you're trying to just get stocks and sit on them then that would be perfect, but robinhood can't do forex, futures, and otcmarkets.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937170]

>>10937117
>>Less then
FUCK.

>>10937095
Yeah, I thought Ratsu was trading with a lot.
I feel like teh profit might be as well, and I have no idea how much big5guy is using.
Seems like mostly just small specs that post screencaps, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.10937197]

where my interactive brokers peoples at?

[Anonymous No.10937212]

WHY WONT ROBINHOOD LET ME TRADE TODAY!!!!

[Anonymous No.10937217]

>>10937212
Markets are closed on Labor Day

[Anonymous No.10937221]

[Texas anon No.10937226]

>>10937221
Marry me

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937264]

>>10937221
>CGC
What the fuck.
You have that much to trade, and you basically /all in/d on dude weed lmao?

[Anonymous No.10937275]

>>10937221
Cramer would say: Time to ring the cash register. Nobody ever went broke taking a profit.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937285]

>>10937221
Based and red pilled

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937292]

>>10937275
I missed that it was a 700% total gain.
>>10937221
You should at least cash out half of it

[Anonymous No.10937309]

>>10937292
Did I miss the movie stream? That sounded fun.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937376]

CAN'T BE STOPPED

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10937475]

>>10937376
Having your phone always charged am like having your room cleaned or shoes tied

[Anonymous No.10937500]

>>10937309
Yes we watched The Big Short and American Psycho

[Anonymous No.10937509]

This is the thread I hide almost always hide but never once stopped to read.
Why does this thread get 200+ replies daily?
ELI5

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10937523]

>>10937509

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937541]

>>10937309
We watched American Psycho last night.
I think it was agreed upon that Patrick Bateman is very relatable, although I think I recall reading on Wikipedia that he isn't supposed to be.
I'm very sure that there will be more streams to come.

>>10937376
He really just needs to partner up with Elon Musk.
I don't get why his rocket company is going to compete with SpaceX. I think they'd get along so well.

[Anonymous No.10937549]

>>10937170
>Seems like mostly just small specs that post screencaps, unfortunately

Well yeah. Little dicey divulging a large bank roll here. Never know who is reading.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937565]

>>10937523
Basically this.

>>10937509
What are you doing? Just crypto?
You can get the same amount of volatility as crypto with stocks, but stocks are more explainable and predictable.

>>10937500
The Big Short was 2 nights ago; also fantastic.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937569]

>>10937541
>partnering with Elon
Elon is a fucking beta loser who would be an incel without his money. Jeff is Chad AF
>>10937475
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.10937584]

>>10935929
>>10935897

[Anonymous No.10937586]

>>10937541
Elon is a know-it-all who thinks he can do everything on his own. No way he would team up with a rival billionaire

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937613]

>>10937586
>Elon is a know-it-all who thinks he can do everything on his own. No way he would team up with a rival billionaire
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-faces-his-own-worst-enemy-1535727324
WSJ just wrote a piece on that within the last few days kek

>>10937569
>Elon is a fucking beta loser who would be an incel without his money. Jeff is Chad AF
Okay. Fine. He is pretty insufferable.

[Anonymous No.10937622]

>>10937586
I think it's bezos who refuses to lower himself to elons standards

Bezos is already successful in every way immagionable, why would he even want to work with musk, who has proven himself to be unstable

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10937627]

>when your BTC order you forgot about finally fills on RH

[Anonymous No.10937641]

>>10937622
True, but SpaceX has a lot of talent and proven engineering work already. If bezos could leverage that, it could put him a few years ahead of his current schedule.

[Anonymous No.10937659]

Alright. I am thinking of getting into a stock instead of bitcoin, because it might be less risky. What should I buy for a possible x6 in 2-3 years? plz help anons.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937677]

>>10937627
oof

I'm starting a new series on my youtube channel called "lunch with comfy", where we eat lunch together and talk about what's happening on the market. Everyweek I'll also read letters from subscribers about what ever they write to the show about.
Plz send letters to samhyde148869 @ gmail.com, I'll see you s00n

[Anonymous No.10937697]

>>10937627
I have had this happen on a dude weed stock before. Set order low at a time when it made sense, order gets pushed far down order queue and i forget it's there, then it fills at a disadvantageous time when price will very clearly continue moving downwards.

[Anonymous No.10937700]

>>10937584
thought youd like em
<333333333333333333333

also
NOT FUCKING HOMELESS
HOW BOUT THAT?
turns out, if youre in a jam, just eat a psychologically crippling amount of acid and you WILL figure it out, whether or not you want to

[Anonymous No.10937703]

>>10937627
Ouch, thanks for the reminder
Weekend crypto, dangerous game to play

[Anonymous No.10937704]

>>10937659
idk but AMZN 2x'd in the past year so

[Anonymous No.10937712]

>>10937677
>comfy asking reluctant on a date

[Anonymous No.10937718]

>>10937704
Best part is if they ever do a split they will get an instant +25% boost too

[Anonymous No.10937720]

>>10937700
story time

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937727]

>>10937627
>your BTC order you forgot about finally fills on RH
This is why I don't "fire and forget" with limit orders.
You particularly shouldn't do that with crypto since that's pure TA

With FA, there's essentially one price that you have in mind -- sell above it, buy below it
For the brief amount of speculation that I did with BTC, I realized this isn't the case -- it might dip sufficiently that suddenly it's a sell again, which is retarded.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937729]

>>10937712
>>10937677
OOF. That was addressed to everyone, but now it l00ks like that was sent to RKG. cringe hard

[Anonymous No.10937736]

>>10937700
CACTI

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937760]

>>10937712
I like this interpretation

>>10937729
I see what happened there.
You intended the double line break to offset the message addressing everyone.
I think this is why I always just make a new post for messages that address everyone.

[Anonymous No.10937779]

There will be an occult market prediction in the next thread.

>>10937760
What you do is reply to everyone first and then the specific posters. Advanced board tenchniques

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937799]

>>10937779
Brilliant.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937807]

>>10937779

[Anonymous No.10937818]

>>10937779
>There will be an occult market prediction in the next thread.


It's simple...GOLDEN BULL >>10933333

[Anonymous No.10937840]

>>10937376
I can't hate the man, he wants to go into space. I can't hate anybody that wants into space. Not even Poland.

[Anonymous No.10937843]

>>10937818
the tarrot hasn't been wrong yet. I mean, it's predicted golden bull every week so 2 for 2.

[Anonymous No.10937857]

Good Stocks right now

PNE3
LG electronics
Qualcomm

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10937862]

New bread
>>10937856
>>10937856
>>10937856
>>10937856

[Anonymous No.10937876]

>>10937843
Needs a year long sample size, week on week. I don't know if the tarot reader can last that long.

[Anonymous No.10937879]

>>10937874
>>10937874

new
>>10937874
>>10937874

[Anonymous No.10937896]

>>10937862
FUCKING DAMMIT COMFEY

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10937934]

>>10937862
>>10937879
Check the image used for those 2 threads. And they were created 1 minute apart.
Spoopy.

I think we should use comfy's since he pulled it off first.

[Anonymous No.10937942]

>>10937720
ill give you the greentext
>im a degenerate
>live in half house w other degenerates
>i go away for three weeks to play shows
>one roomate gets a puppy
>idc, puppys a fine
>all other roomates hate it
>one gets married all of a sudden one weekend and buys a house
>one down
>other two start whining about it and get a place w out telling me (i was out of town)
>finally, the guy w the dog ends up getting a reel gud deal on a winnebago and decides to move in there (this was a week ago)
>UHOH i haz no roomates all of a sudden
>track down some buddies that need a spot immediately, they say ok, then i stop thinking about it
fastforward to today
>havent heard from em since
>wake up in cold sweat at 4:30 AM
>realize i either have to move or scramble to find some craigslist douche (fuck that)
>take 4 hits of LSD
>have manic break
>throw out a lot of useless shit in my life
>realize its time to sell most of muh belongings and get on the bus to NYC where i got places to stay indefinitely (couches, but still, inside)
>right as this happens my buddies show up, see im tripping ballz, and go "chill teh fuck out senpai were all set"
>other guys call at almost this exact moment, tell me theyll take the spare room
>suddenly DONT have to move, an my rent is actually CHEAPER this month
>#everythingwentbetterthanexpected
/blogpost
and only cuz you asked
so

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10937996]

>>10937677
s-sure me will go on date with you @_@

>>10937703
its not THAT bad
read this if you want for know odds of weekend crypto trading
Monday actually great day for put money into crypto

https://economics.yale.edu/sites/default/files/files/Faculty/Tsyvinski/cryptoreturns%208-7-2018.pdf

also has some interesting stats with crypto vs stocks

>>10937727
me am hoping past knew what she was doing ;_;

[Anonymous No.10938686]

NEW
>>10938638

NEW
>>10938638

NEW
>>10938638