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>he doesn't picks up starbucks receipts from the carbage can and use the code for the toilet to steal all the paper towels so he doesn't need to spend money on tissues and toilet paper
>he thinks he's going to make it

>> No.10921140

Every time I get fast food I always ask for "plenty of napkins". The brainlets who work there do not care one bit for the company's bottom line so what usually results is that they grab a giant stack of a hundred napkins.

What other Jewish tricks do you guys practice?

>> No.10921177

>>10921140
>2014
>host at a restaurant
>walk into mega banks where i have no account
>get change for $100 bills
>take a fistful of pens and other random freebies
>leave

>> No.10921188

>>10921177
Pens and freebies are just fkn trash
How are they going to further your situation anon?

>> No.10921232

>>10921188
i worked at a restaurant where they burned through pens all the time. i also used to draw a lot with ink, so i burned through a lot of them too. what's more, it was a slight inconvenience to the banks. sure. they have boxes of them in the back, but it costed them a little more money than they would have had to spend otherwise.

>> No.10921237

>>10921122
>being this frugal
>he isn't a jew
>he thinks he's going to make iy