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What would /biz/ do if they grew up in North-Korea?

>> No.10911329

>>10911309
I'd be a complete party shill. I'd rat out family members and report members of my village to the local authorities for the most minor of infractions. I'd perform respectful but secular worship to the god emperor daily. I'd be the most boot licking sycophantic piece of shit going. My life would have a purpose.

>> No.10911340

Starve

>> No.10911346

Escape

>> No.10911347

>>10911329
I think cooperating with the Worker's party is the only way to create some wealth.

>> No.10911355

>>10911329
This but unironically

>> No.10911361
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10911361

I'd work for the counterfeit supernote makers. This stuff is awesome, it's always been my dream to counterfeit the perfect dollar that nobody could ever detect.

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Enjoy Free stuff

>> No.10912476

>>10911329
>rat out family members

he doesn't know about the three generations rule lol, you'd be right along them on a truck to the ''border guard outpost 947'' before you can say ''my sister said that the flies soiled the picture of our great leader hanging on the wall''

those that don't know which book i allude to are retards

>> No.10912586

>>10912476
that's not the case anymore tho. If everyone would be guilty of their familiy's sins, everyone would be in jail

>> No.10912594

>>10912476
kek shut up burger

>> No.10912609

>>10912586
Like a ponzi scheme but with jail

>> No.10912614

>>10912586

they are. everybody. and their entire families, three whole generations

do you know which book includes mentioning of the ''picture of the leader, soiled by the flies'' as a punishable offense?

>> No.10912616

>>10911309
I would work for their cyber warfare division if I had the chance.

>> No.10912622

>>10912594
lol burger
we're more of a sauerkraut with potato and sausages types over here

>> No.10912719

I guess selling general items which are illegal in the DPRK on the black market will generate quite some profit.

>> No.10912729

>>10911309
Sell meth and bribe someone to hire you into the secret police then use your position to extort the population for money and sex.

>> No.10912784

>>10911309
You know what I find so weird. That I don't have any clue if that country functions or not and how the majority of people find it living there. Sometimes I think ((())) countries want to sanction them just so they can't show a successful communist country in the world

I watched multiple documentaries and I still not have a clue.

>> No.10912863

>>10912784
Same here. Altough I got a slight idea of how their capital looks like. I have absolutely no idea how the rest of the country looks like or how the common man lives.

>> No.10912884

>>10912784
Testnet for a low maintenance population.

>> No.10913107

>>10912784
Except that Kim could show videos about how great his country is. Oh wait he has shown and it looked like shit.

>> No.10913124

>>10911329
degenerate.
In totalitarian systems trusting your family is the only way to survive.

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>>10911309
all in on JucheCoin.

>> No.10913604

>>10911329
I'm sure you'd be in a camp the moment you can talk