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>3 am
>go to the toilet
>start to poo
>turn around
>no-toilet-paper.jpg
>turtle head poking out
>fuckfuckfuck.webm
>suck the turtle head back into my anus
>waddle to my bedside table
>get the spunk catcher tissue
>waddle back to the toilet
>continue to poo
>wipe my butt
>relief.jpg

feelsgoodman.

>> No.10909998
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10909998

>be 3am
>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed

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>>10909998
>not just taking a shower and pooing in there instead

>> No.10910363

Anglos are disgusting. Wash your ass after shitting you fuck

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>> No.10910372

>>10909886
>>10909998
NEETs are gross.

>> No.10910616

Always make sure that you are stocked with toilet paper. Jesus Christ. lol. If you are down to your last roll, buy more. And do it right away before you forget.

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>>10909886
nice larp ranjeet

>> No.10910714

>>10909886
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.10910795

>>10909886
Why not just shit and go grab the paper afterwards rather than retracting it?

>> No.10910863

Saged

>> No.10910890

>>10909886
>not shitting into your own mouth in the tub girl position then eating your own shit to save the clean up

not going to make it im afraid op

>> No.10910914

>>10910890
you can also save money by doing this, not to mention time... its the ultimate /biz patrician/ move

>> No.10910939

>>10910363

easy to say when you shit in the river

>> No.10910943

>>10909886
How does it feel to be a degenerate?

>> No.10911151

>>10910795
because i have a carpeted floor in my room. if i walk then the shit might have fallen out of my butt and onto the floor. then there is a real problem