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[Anonymous No.10905197]

I work as a Canadian irrigation technician and make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes. Without people like me you wouldn't be able to get all your produce on time as the vegetables wouldn't ever get watered.

We encounter so many problems from day to day. The main problem of pipes getting clogged up here in Manitoba is rabbits and squirrels crawling down the pipes and getting stuck. Those fucking rodents keep me employed.

Sometimes we can get them to run out by throwing a few stink bombs down the hole making the rabbits and squirrels run away from the stink. But other times we have to use more drastic measures like high pressured air.

You see when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks. We hook up the industrial compressor to the pipes and begin pumping the system up to 2000 psi. It usually results in the rabbits being blown to pieces and flying out the other end.

I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens. I should feel bad for them but I really don't because at the end of the day if it wasn't for hard working people like me you wouldn't have any carrots or lettuce or cabbages on your plate at night.

People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit I'm actually making a difference in the world.

It makes me proud at the end of the day that I can actually see my hard work in cold hard cash that the farmers hand me. Unlike your digital garbage that has no use case and will never be adopted. Even if I have to blow rabbits and squirrels to pieces I can sleep good at night knowing I'm helping feed Canada by maintaining the farmers vegetables. It's more than you faggots can say.

[Anonymous No.10905223]

Awesome. I worked for a few months as a welder/fabricator at an irrigation company. Was a pretty sweet gig and a good business to be in.

[Anonymous No.10905305]

I write software that organizes the internal databases used by 60% of the hospitals in the contiguous United States

without my code, millions would die

[Anonymous No.10905315]

>>10905197
>not putting your extra savings in crypto or at least the stock market
You can still be useful to society and not be a brainlet with your money. Sage.

[Anonymous No.10905390]

>>10905197
Cool shit OP. Im thinking of getting into the trades here in Ontario. any business/trade you would reccomend? Im 22 with no debt and 200k cash. I was thinking of getting into hvac and starting my own company eventually tho im still undecided.

[Anonymous No.10905388]

>>10905197
this copy and pasta again

[Anonymous No.10905406]

I know this is bait but you're a fucking faggot

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