[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 362 KB, 1106x1012, 1513105004006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10903396 No.10903396 [Reply] [Original]

>take a break from working
>browse /biz/ while I eat lunch
>catalogue flooded with pictures of brappers and milkers
>dick hardens, can't even enjoy my food
>eat the rest of my lunch with a raging boner
>finish eating, hands are covered with bacon grease from my BLT sandwich
>...the shit I put up with
>sigh and unzip pants
>grab dick with my bacon-grease-covered hands and start to jerk myself off to one of those prime brappers
>single picture just isn't enough, scroll through thread, not much here either
>eyes look over to second monitor and watch a crypto graph instead
>squint eyes and continue to jerk off
>the smell of bacon grease is actually kind of turning me on now
>imagine myself as some kind of pig-like business executive
>imagine I have an extremely hot secretary with huge milkies and a fat brapper
>she'll sue me for every dime if I try anything but the thrill of bending her over and raping her with my greased-up pig cock is really turning me on
>stare at my crypto graph some more
>green dildo
>imagine that massive green dildo going straight up my ass, pumping in and out as I furiously stroke
>secretary from earlier catches me jerking off in the office and records it
>blackmails me over the next several weeks
>gonna be some changes around here.jpg
>she financially dominates me, taking a little each day to buy new clothes and go out to fancy restaurants
>she comes into the office on monday with a handsome black guy, demands I allow them to fuck on my desk while I watch
>imagine that thicc secretary getting slammed by that huge BBC while I jerk off my disgusting pig cock and watch
>look at my crypto graph again
>red tulip
>instantly prematurely ejaculate, ruin my orgasm
>meanwhile I imagine the secretary and this black guy have only been fucking for about 1 minute and I already came just from watching them
>back to reality
>go all in on LINK, which will be $1000 EOY
please stop posting pictures of attractive women as your OP

>> No.10903441

>>10903396
Holy shit
...And it was all a shitpost shitting on link

>> No.10903559

good thread.

>> No.10903586

>>10903396
9/10
Greentext

>> No.10903624
File: 333 KB, 626x417, 1535641303951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10903624

>>10903396

>> No.10903648

Fantastic thread

>> No.10903673

>>10903396
>consuming media of any sort while eating
Kek fucking peasant, literally never going to make it.

>> No.10903689

I want to commission artists to start making really hot girls that are demanding you masturbate to them RIGHT NOW or you are a fucking jerk.

> Wank tax

Or some such. And post images like this here just to fuck with you people.

>> No.10903715

Beautiful

>> No.10903727
File: 318 KB, 857x1286, 1535662874474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10903727

>>10903396

>> No.10904582

some fag already posted this to plebbit

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9bwilu/anon_gets_distracted_on_his_lunch_break/

>> No.10904895
File: 40 KB, 600x600, elrisitas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10904895

>>10903396