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10886205 No.10886205 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you still wasting time with this crypto shit? Don't you get it yet? It's over for now (it's been clear that it's over for half a year) and it's not coming back for a long time.

So what the fuck are you wasting your time here for trying to chase these sad little pops and deluding yourself that it's the beginning of le epik bullrun?

Open a Robinhood account and get into stocks. What? The choices are limitless.

Weed stocks are great, that's the crypto of 2018. TLRY almost 3x'ed in the last month. Or try tech. AMD up 20% in the past week. Or just buy something that pays dividends, is going up steadily, and is literally guaranteed to never go down, like Visa (up 42% in the last year).

"Hurr, 3% per year market for boomers." This is a completely false meme. Do those figures I just mentioned look weak to you?

And hey, look at that, it's all REAL COMPANIES with REAL PRODUCTS used by the REAL WORLD, not speculative imaginary bullshit that will vanish like a fart in the wind when people suddenly and collectively realize it's worthless, like they did with crypto.

Get out of this garbage and graduate to manhood. If you're still watching crypto, you're not adapting. Stocks are where it's at now.

And ignore all the "all time high" FUD. The market has been on hold for most of the year, but a mega bullrun is JUST NOW getting out of the gates.

It's not going to crash anytime soon. Don't believe the fearhype. Leave crypto behind and get into stocks now, idiot.

>> No.10886218

im balls deep in facebook right now i'm expecting good things
also balls deep in twitter long shot hoping they can start making money

>> No.10886231

>>10886205
Honestly, I greatly prefer stocks, they make sense you know? OK so like, Canada is legalizing MJ buy MJ. Amazon is the BAMF company buy their calls.

"Oh chainlink MIGHT be used at a MALL" FOOOOMOOOO

I mean you can literally walk down the street and see something you like, buy its stock and make 20%.

>> No.10886233

>>10886205
> Buy boomer bags at ATH
> Sell crypto at a low
> Stop trying to escape, slave

>> No.10886241

>>10886205
Crypto is a life changing hedge. None of us are in it for a measly 3x you fucking airhead. Hence the lambo meme

>> No.10886251

>>10886233
Don't fall for the bait. Let these boomers keep inflating their boomer markets and get BTFO in the end

>> No.10886253

>>10886205
People have been saying “crypto is done for!” since they were $400 a pop. You don’t even believe the bullshit coming out of your own mouth, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

>> No.10886256

>>10886205
I dont hear the music

>> No.10886271

>>10886205
yawn, sage

>> No.10886281

>>10886241
>life changing hedge

Haha! Fag.

>> No.10887336

>>10886205
dollar cost averaging