how to get a boner in 2018

[Anonymous No.10883495]

fellow boombros, what gets you hard these days? is Viagra still the go to?

[Anonymous No.10883587]

>>10883495
*sniffs* ah yes the smell of fresh cut grass. Always gives me a good chub, ya know?

[Anonymous No.10883671]

>>10883495
No BS whatsoever..... I'm a 37 year old boomer....

Since I started eating 1-3 cloves of raw garlic a day and a half a habanero pepper per day I wake up hard everyday like I'm 14.

Also heals all your pains, depression and any cancer you have

[Anonymous No.10883683]

Nofap.

[Anonymous No.10883692]

>>10883495
Start off doing 1 clove of garlic a day and half a habanero. Your life will change.

Go check Hilary Clinton too.... remember when she was sick during the campaign? You can look it up and see pics of her in grocery stores getting a jalapeño pepper everyday and she got better

[Anonymous No.10883709]

>>10883671
>>10883692
Thank you brothers

[Anonymous No.10884078]

>>10883495
>sharpie in the pooper
>ice pack in a jockstrap

[Anonymous No.10884715]

>>10883671
>>10883692
Where did you find this info?

[Anonymous No.10884771]

Stop watching porn.

[Anonymous No.10884781]

>>10883495
don't have CVD then you can get a boner any time anon

[Anonymous No.10884817]

Get yourself some high grade l citrulline malate. 9gs a day, after a few weeks your boners will be rock hard. I get random ones at work now, that hasn’t happened in like 10 years.

[Anonymous No.10884841]

>>10883495
Sythetic viagra does the same thing for cheaper. Cialis is fun too. Lasts a couple days

[Anonymous No.10884916]

WATERMELON

[Anonymous No.10884938]

>>10884841

Isn't it already synthetic? Where do you get that?

[Anonymous No.10885001]

>>10884916
Watermelon gives me pants-shattering ass gas, though.

[Anonymous No.10885150]

>>10884938
I guess i should have said generic. Basically copy viagra. Its like .5 a pill