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Who has the best card, /biz/?

>> No.10859140

>>10859124
It really is paul allen, not even close.

>> No.10859150

>>10859124
unironically bateman

>> No.10859154

Personally I think it goes

Allen>Bateman>Bryce>>>>Patten

>> No.10859158

Allen > Patten > Bateman > Bryce

>> No.10859167
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>>10859154
Agreed.

>> No.10859168

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten

>> No.10859177
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>>10859140

>> No.10859187

>>10859124
Bryce = Allen > Bateman >>>> Van Patten

>> No.10859193
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>>10859150

>> No.10859214

>>10859167
I cant believe Id: 10859167 prefers, Id: 10859150's choice to mine

>> No.10859213

>Aquisitions
>Same exact contact information

Shit tier prop department.

>> No.10859221

>>10859213
that's the point you fucking mong

>> No.10859236

>>10859213
The mispelilngs was the purposeful, and they have the same numbers because all calls should go through a central line first

>> No.10859258

how many vice presidents can their be for a company?

>> No.10859273

>>10859258
It's that good of a company

>> No.10859305

>>10859213
kek. retard. the point is that they're indistinguishable as human beings hence the business cards

>> No.10859336

>>10859124
Bryce > Allen > Bateman > 100% trash

>> No.10859353

>>10859124
How are they all Vice Presidents at Pierce

>> No.10859366

>>10859140
Agreed, but it is very close though.

>> No.10859367

>>10859187
Mah niggu you got excellent taste

>> No.10859381

>>10859213
>t. brainlet

>> No.10859393

>>10859258
Assuming you're serious, you can have dozens. That's where you get shit like "Senior Vice President" vs "Executive Vice President" vs plain ol' "Vice President".

>> No.10859423

>>10859213

Yeah they didn't even put their mobile numbers on the cards, wtf.

>> No.10859431
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>>10859353
Because they are all soulless yuppie trust-fund babies who have never worked a day in their lives.

The movie is good but the book is waaaay better, definitely in my top 3 books

Also Allen>Patten\Bryce>Bateman

>> No.10859434

>>10859213
dickhead bachstrom

>> No.10859445

>>10859258
>>10859353
>>10859393
All of you are fucking brainlets and represent the absolute state of biz. VPs are a dime a dozen in banking. It's the equivalent of a manager in other professional service jobs. Analyst>Associste>VP>Director>MD

Now kys

>> No.10859550

>>10859445
>All of you are fucking brainlets and represent the absolute state of biz. VPs are a dime a dozen in banking. It's the equivalent of a manager in other professional service jobs. Analyst>Associste>VP>Director>MD

That's not the point, brainlet

>> No.10859581
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10859581

Bryce for sure

>> No.10859620

>>10859550
Oh really? Please tell me, in your infinite wisdom, what the point is. "Hurr durr too many VeePees!!!." There are hundreds of VPs at large IBs. Hilarious that a board about business and finance doesn't know the basic hierarchy of the financial world. Seriously kys.

>> No.10859655

>>10859620
>Oh really? Please tell me, in your infinite wisdom, what the point is. "Hurr durr too many VeePees!!!." There are hundreds of VPs at large IBs. Hilarious that a board about business and finance doesn't know the basic hierarchy of the financial world. Seriously kys.

They're seemingly important sounding positions, yet they aren't shown doing any work and look/dress exactly the same. You really think the average movie watcher has any understanding of how a M&A firm is structured?

>> No.10859657

It was common to call the central line and typically an operator would connect you to the requested party.

>> No.10859701
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>There are people on biz who haven't seen this movie

The board really has gone to shit.

>> No.10859735

>>10859655
I'm not talking about the average movie goer. I'm referring the the knuckle dragging troglodytes who frequent a board about finance.

>> No.10859758

>>10859124
buissness cards are bullshit
all that shit will end up in the ocean

>> No.10859763
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>>10859124

"Aquisitions"

>> No.10859764

>>10859124
They're all complete shit with their inconsistent capitalization.

>> No.10859783

>>10859124
Unironically its Bateman with the swaggy card doh

>> No.10859844
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>>10859124
Halberstram

>> No.10859985

>>10859124
Allen>Bateman>Van Patten>Bryce

I wouldn't wipe my ass with Bryce's card

>> No.10860337

How has nobody posted the chainlink American psycho webm yet?

>> No.10860353

https://ii.yuki.la/f/06/4098153c9c0a5afa385f6b4b279d46e3117fa5954f4206f9792ae51ad0cac06f.webm

>> No.10860358
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>>10859581
based Bryceposter

>> No.10860362

>>10859581

i agree bryce

>> No.10860367

>>10859213
Good bait

>> No.10860384

What the fuck is up with Bateman's misaligned ampersand and contact number?

>> No.10861193

>>10859214
Unironically shrieked irl nice one anon lmao

>> No.10862082
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>>10860337
Here you go

>> No.10862171

>>10859124
Bryce cause the texture pleases my compulsiveness

>> No.10862193
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10862193

>>10859124
paul allen

>> No.10862197

>>10862171
You mean because it pleases your compulsiveness?

>> No.10862213

>>10862197
Imagine how it feels to touch it hnnghh

>> No.10862235

>>10862213
It does look like a pleasing texture.

>> No.10862245
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10862245

You're all sheep

>> No.10862294

Putting dots in a phone number is retarded.

>> No.10862304

>>10860384
>What the fuck is up with Bateman's misaligned ampersand and contact number?
Do you mean why the numbers are on different heights?
They're oldstyle figures meant to blend in better with lowercase letters. It's mostly common in books with longer passages of text.

I have no idea what's going on with the ampersand.

>> No.10862311

>>10859124
Allen>Bryce>>>Patten>Bateman

>> No.10862323

>>10859124
cards in 2018 lmao

>> No.10862330

Van Patten.

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>>10862245

>> No.10862361

>>10859187
Yep