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Overnight, your holdings jump several hundred thousand percent, making the cash value of what you hold equal to tens of millions of USD.

What do you do next? How do you live your life?

>> No.10857872

buy a new Fleshlight that doesn't get moldy

>> No.10857883

>>10857857
>up 500x
>not worth billions

unironically KMS myself

>> No.10857887
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10857887

>tfw your holdings moon while you sleep, and crash just as you wake up

>> No.10858028

>>10857857
I'd give a fuckton of money to my brother so he never has to work again so we can go out and do shit together all the time.
I'd buy my dad the holiday home he's been going to for years.

First I'd pay off my house so my wife can focus on her passion without having to think about money.

Maybe buy a safehouse somewhere remote with prepper shit for when the inevitable EU civil war erupts.

Remember, life is nothing without others.

>> No.10858039

>>10857857
Now I can afford my addiction AND hookers to go along with it this time. It would be a fun year.

>> No.10858086

I'll play along and pretend this isn't just a FOMO thread.
If in some alternative universe on of my investments shot up 100,000% overnight, the first thing I'd do is be very mad that it happened without me watching and set out to find a video of the price action.
Then I'd shitpost about it for a bit.

>> No.10858143

>>10857857
First thing I would do is pay for a night with one of the high end escorts I've had bookmarked for a while but couldn't afford the $2000/hr rate.

>> No.10858498

>>10857857

Take a three year vacation around the world and see some amazing things. When I come home, buy some land on Lake Michigan and build a cottage away from everyone. Get a dog bro and enjoy a quiet life. Before I die, start a trust with whatever is left for low income kids to go to college.

>> No.10858514

>>10857857
I keep going but harder.

>> No.10858600

>>10858028
Based

>> No.10858608

>>10857857
sell, index funds, retire

>> No.10858640

go to ceasers palace las vegas
all in on red

>> No.10858657

>>10857857
I start a research facility for cybernetic implants, especially artificial organs

>> No.10858683

Two chicks at the same time.

>> No.10858723

kill myself

>> No.10858729

>>10858498
Patrician tier

>>10858640
Degenerate

>> No.10858737

>>10857857
If I get to 4 million USD, I'd buy my parents a house, and one for myself and gf. Invest 80% of the rest in boomer index funds or blue chips. Might sail around the world too.

>> No.10858763

I dunno I'd probably get my car done in a different color

>> No.10858771

>>10858737
>make it
>still having a gf

pick uno

>> No.10858786

>>10857857
>Cash out
>Quit job immediately
>Call accountant
>mom's house paid off
>brother's house paid off
>new Charger SRT
>bachelor pad
>whisky
>cocaine
>titties
>body gives out at age 30
>leave everything to pay off closest friends' student loans, give my nephews' trust fund, rest split among older family

>> No.10858787

Figure out how the fuck to cash out all of it while not rising 100 alarms

>> No.10858839

Tens of millions you say?
> tell nobody for a while
> cash out 50% (so I can be a fiat and crypto millionaire)
> pay off loans
> hire accountant or someone to make sure I don’t get teamed during tax season
> pay off loans immediately family members’ loans/debts
> buy a house with a pool and near a beach in hometown
> give 500k- 1mil total to close friends/cousins

Figure that’ll leave around 2 million left in fiat, of which I’d
> hire a financial advisor to navigate the process
> 1 mil real estate
> 500k low risk mutual fund
> 300k index fund
> 100k in weed stocks
> 100k precious metals
> rest is fiat

>> No.10858867

I can tell you from experince what I and most people did my newfag friend in Jan.........nothing.....just held till all the gains disappeared.

>> No.10858869

>>10858028
>First I'd pay off my house so my wife can focus on her passion
yea, you're a faggot.

>> No.10858912

>>10857857
>Get an accountant right away so I can cash out while paying as little as possible in taxes
>Cash out 50% to put into stonks, pay off college tuition, keep ~20k in cash
>Shove it in my friends face who said crypto is a scam
>Keep going to class with the peace of mind I'll never have to work at a job I hate
>Oh and I would buy 4chan and make it ChainLink themed

>> No.10858921

>>10857857

>80% in VTSAX
>20% in VBTLX

Then I do whatever i want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eikbQPldhPY

>> No.10858926

>Sell
>Set aside money for tax
>Quit job
>Buy a high rise condo/penthouse somewhere, maybe seattle
>chill

>> No.10858929

>>10858912
God damn, imagine if LINK is actually huge.

How fucking insane would 4chan be considering most of us here would be millionaires overnight. What the fuck

>> No.10859039

HODL

>> No.10859401

>>10858929

LINK is nothing but a scamcoin you deluded fucking retard.

>> No.10859414

>>10859401
This

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>>10857857
stay the same, go to work and continue being a wagecuck

>> No.10859454

wouldnt change a thing, im already on the straight and narrow

except my mom wouldnt need for a thing and my grandma wouldnt be worried about things breaking around the house anymore

if I really make it, I'll buy a brand new bed and ditch this hand me down... but we're talking 8-9 figures net worth first

>> No.10859513

Buy a castle in Ireland and convince the local townsfolk that I am a vampire

>> No.10859525

hmmmm
DESCRIPTION OF THE $15.000 CHAINLINK TIMELINE
>>10859473

>> No.10859902

Take my grandma to see every bit of Italy as soon as I could.

>> No.10859920

Probably jerk off or something. I don't even know what i would buy for my family

>> No.10859942

>>10857857
start driving north until I hit Maine

>> No.10859949

keep doing the same things i do now so no one is the wiser. no big purchases, just kinda take it all in for a while so i don't make rash decisions. then, quietly take cool trips from time to time, buy things for people i know. pay for friends' kids' school anonymously. donate to causes i feel are worthy, anonymously, of course. just be the same guy, but never having to think about money again.
tfw it happenes this year. life is good, anons.

>> No.10859955

all of these late adopters fantasizing about chainlink make visiting /biz/ worth it.

>> No.10860012

1.) take extended leave at work
2.) purchase a shitload of bonds
3.) go to vegas and live like a total degenerate for a couple weeks
4.) go island hopping, possibly with friends.

>> No.10860014

If my holdings "jumped" to tens of millions that would be a dump OP. I'd just buy the dips and swing trade my way back up to 100 mil like I did the first time. I doubt BTC is going down 90% from here though.

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10860178

> Newish car but I wouldn't want to spend moar than 30k
> buy some land with house I've had my eye on
> quit job
> pay off loans
> buy some pipe tobacco
> investment properties
> shitpost on biz and engage in psyops
> travel and normie et alia

>> No.10860344

>>10858498
>start a trust with whatever is left for low income kids to go to college
Do you realize 95% of that is going to go to niggers?

>> No.10860461

>>10857857
I open onamaz and become bezo 2

>> No.10860471

BUY GUNS LOTS OF GUNS

>> No.10860480

This almost quite literally happened to me once with BRZU put options. Except instead of tens of millions it would've been hundreds. I think about killing myself every day since.

>> No.10860484

>>10858028
based as fuck

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>>10857857
Most people here are probably dumb enough to try and transfer giant 6-figure amounts to their bank account from Cuckbase. Have fun having your accounts frozen for months.

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>>10857857
Overnight...?
Well, first thing I do is finally get around to installing Uber on my phone, and taking advantage of the $20 new user discount for a ride to the nearest bus terminal. I take the redeye down to New York City and rent the cheapest room in a boutique hotel that I can find -- probably HGU NYC @ 32 E34th St, Manhattan for $116 off-peak -- and sit quietly on the rooftop bar in the shadow of the Empire State Building while setting up my brand new (but reasonably priced) laptop & cellphone. With my old phone & computer, I transfer pretty solid amounts of cryptocurrency to a variety of absolutely offline paper wallets generated on virgin machines permanently disconnected from the internet before key generation, make trades & withdraw from my exchange accounts as much as allowed. I put half of my bank account's balance on a loan for a four year lease on a modern apartment for my girl going to school there so that she doesn't have to take the bus back & forth between Jersey & York every day, move her in and then fly off to the desert to check out prospective sites for my "Doomsday Cult." By this time, I've managed to get ordained, because my fortune is truly divine Providence, and I shall use my untaxed money to improve the world....

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>>10860798

>> No.10860826
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10860826

Sit in my room and keep doing the same thing it's all just irrelevant numbers I will never be free

>> No.10860878

>>10857857
Look up what caused the mass devaluation of USD and prepare for chaos on the streets

>> No.10860894

>>10860344
>being this uneducated

>> No.10860916

>>10857857
I take care of my family and proceed to dedicate my time to metaphysical endeavors

>> No.10861022

that feel when is cost 9mill to buy 3 houses where I live

1 for me and 1 for each of my children.

The only way to get ahead, and I would still have to wage cuck it.

fuck my life. I need 20M to cash out 1/2....thought to be honest I have thought about never cashing out.

Govs can seize and change tax houses or anything any time.

Children get married and divorced then ex has claim to house? or even beneficial interest...

Crypto portable wealth maybe actually worth a lot more than the face value of fiat.

So I may never cash out more than a small %

>> No.10861262

IMMEDIATELY post shit about bulltraps on /biz

>> No.10861263

>>10860916
>my man

>> No.10861845

>>10858869
Her passion is raising our child and keeping a comfy home, while still doing some of her creative work on the side instead of full-time like now.

>> No.10861854

invest it in some shitcoins

>> No.10862039

Use some of it to hire ex bitmain cash shills to fight the israeli tax shills, sit back and crack a beer.

>> No.10862078

>>10861845
Good luck, that would be my dream life too

>> No.10862094

>>10858657
I'd either join with you or compete with you.

>> No.10862099

Start making withdrawals of a grand a day or so . pay off all credit cards, put 300 or o of it in savings and just keep working . After doing it for a few months reassess EVERYTHING . .

I'll probably stop working for a month or two , go traveling then come home and live my life building up Fuck you money and working on the side.

Life wouldn't change much for me and that's by design . I never want my jobs to have power over me or my life decisions again .

>> No.10862103

>>10858086
This is the most realistic answer

>> No.10862117

>>10857857
Pay off my parents house.

Pay off my sisters college debt.

Buy a modest house for myself. Set aside a couple million or so to slowly gross more capitol from safe investments. Travel the world when Im bored. Focus on my hobbies like rock climbing and snowboarding.

>> No.10862499

>>10857857
SELL