/smg/ - Stock Market General

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10836588]

soon edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10831083

[Anonymous No.10836606]

>>10836588
first for fuck lunchbro

[Anonymous No.10836608]

Is everyone watching movie night?

[Anonymous No.10836617]

DIE BEARS DIE

[Anonymous No.10836618]

I am new to investing and not particularly bright.

I put 70k into a Total Stock Market index fund.

I have 1k left over to play with. Where should I put that? Non-crypto, non-OTC market. I just want a few individual stocks with long term growth potential to watch.

[Anonymous No.10836683]

>>10836618
bruh, total market funds include non-US funds which have been stagnating for years
you might want to weight more heavily towards US

[Anonymous No.10836701]

>>10836683
I should have specified. Its in vtsax.

[Anonymous No.10836714]

>>10836701
in that case pick up some bonds my nigga

[Anonymous No.10836756]

>>10836618

This >>10836714 or gold if you want to be super defensive. If you can tolerate a little bit of risk why not FAANG or anything tech really? China is on sale right now as well, but could go even lower from here.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10836766]

Movie night still has 1 hours left, trading places bby

[Anonymous No.10836830]

threadly reminder that weed gonna crash real bad this week.

[Anonymous No.10836831]

>>10836766

[Anonymous No.10836924]

Where me /sip & trade/ niggas at?

[Anonymous No.10836958]

just woke up from Nap
Did I miss movie night

[Anonymous No.10836996]

did i seriously just get kicked out of the rabbit room for saying nigger

[Anonymous No.10837026]

>>10836996
NIGGER and NEGRO are both spoken in the movie, what's going on over there?

[Anonymous No.10837051]

>>10836996
paranoia that you were either a spambot or a cia op
call comf a retard cause he made wrong call

[Anonymous No.10837061]

>>10836996
its just comfy being retarded desu senpai
i didnt think u were a bot
comf is just a megalomaniac

[Anonymous No.10837067]

god dammit comfy this Rabit room is not the rabit room of the past, and it doesnt work on my computer, no movie for me

[Anonymous No.10837092]

>>10837067
yea im not crazy about it desu
cy is way better
and also
>nogreentext

but comf couldnt find one to put it on cy

[Anonymous No.10837117]

thats it!

i'm starting it up. THE HARD R

everything printful makes with just the word nigger printed on it. shirts, socks, leggings, mugs

[Anonymous No.10837136]

>>10837117
FUND IT

[Anonymous No.10837138]

>>10837092
next time we use .mp4 with H.264 encoding on a webserver one of us is running (i'm not going to do that so that's up to somebody else if they're up to it

Also working, twitch, hitbox, livestream or ustream; google drive is a possibility as well
https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Frequently-Asked-Questions

[Anonymous No.10837165]

>>10837138
It's starting to smell of /g/entoo in here

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10837168]

protip: use the RSI in conjunction with Bollinger Bands to capitalize off of temporary mean reversion

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10837214]

>>10836996
Ooops sorry I thought you were a spam bot

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10837239]

>>10836996
>>10837061
I'm sorry!! I just saw a bunch of links for a T shirt company so I kicked the user
Oopsies

[Anonymous No.10837247]

this is unforgivable.

expect one less follower from your youtube channel my comfortable friend.

[Anonymous No.10837257]

>>10836766
nigger

>>10837168
bollinger bands and keltner channels works for me desu

>>10837247
lol

[Anonymous No.10837283]

>>10837138
IRC channel when?

[Anonymous No.10837302]

>>10837092
a few years ago there were comfy rabit rooms where you watch horror movies with a bunch of anons, you got random rabbit avatrs and random rabit names
it looks very different now, Sad!

[Anonymous No.10837341]

>>10837302
yea i didnt even see anon as an option
it did the trick for the night tho
dunno why you got blocked out desu senpai
F

[Anonymous No.10837382]

>>10837341
it might be my computer, im having trouble loading youtube videos and 4chan too
now Im cranky, really cranky

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10837456]

>>10837092
Next week we can be back on cy. I'll torrent whatever movie we want to watch and upload it to google drive because cy accepts that as a valid link if I can't find a valid site.
>>10837302
Since you got blocked you can chose whatever movie you want to watch and we'll watch it

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10837464]

>>10837456
oops I mean >>10837247 can chose

[Anonymous No.10837690]

>>10837283
uhhh you want one right now? I can do anything but I got doubts it'd ever be used
I'm not going to make something without general consensus and the biggest reason I don't make it is cause "we have this general"

I'm not shooting down the idea, I just constantly wrestle with the question "what is the benefit; will it aid conversation, allow more focused discussion or will it die in a month tops"

[Anonymous No.10837747]

>>10837464
FACE OFF FACE OFF FACE OFF

[Anonymous No.10837863]

>>10837456
yo
Im that other guy, I choose Barbie The princess and the Pauper

[Anonymous No.10838049]

>>10836924

[Baggie No.10838093]

it's time for the movie right, this is like the time the movie starts right?

[Baggie No.10838100]

im the guy that got a legal immitgrant to buy me expensive liquor

[Baggie No.10838114]

i'm truely an asshole. I feel worse than I ever thought possible... Is this what you faggots with morals call remorse?

[Anonymous No.10838116]

>>10838093
its SMG nap time again

[Anonymous No.10838140]

>>10838114
yeah

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10838836]

[Anonymous No.10838983]

>>10838836
mornin grim

[Anonymous No.10839520]

>>10836588
>Interactive Brokers

These biggas keep telling me my income is too low etc etc etc, does it matter if I lie about my net worth to set up the account? I just wanna look around while I learn.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10839544]

S&P futures one week chart. Pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.10839566]

>>10839544
is that the double tops meme ?

[Anonymous No.10839567]

New to investing, are penny stocks a good place to start to learn or is it petty?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10839572]

>>10839566
pretty much

[Anonymous No.10839585]

>>10839567
yeah
Be bold and go all in to reap big gains

>>10839572
thx just sold 100k

[Anonymous No.10839805]

New investor here, I've pulled 4k CDN from my T.TO work stocks to try my hand at investing, and was mainly looking at grabbing about 100 shares of both APH.TO and ACB.TO, leaving me about 1500 CDN left. Should I throw the rest of the money into those stocks or try and get something else like CGC, AMD, Lulu, or a bank? The weed stocks wouldn't be long term, hoping to sell in October when it's legal here.

[Anonymous No.10839935]

LCI is absolutely fucked until mid-November. It's unironically going down to $2. Good news is that's just an opportunity to buy it at a discount before it recovers.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10839955]

Tell me about the moment you took the TQQQ pill

[Anonymous No.10840016]

"Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room" for next movie night plz.

[Anonymous No.10840116]

>>10839544
So back to linear growth soon right?
I'm kind of pissed, I'd be positive if I just cashed out in January
Sick of this sine wave market

Also first for working on Sunday sucks, but it's my last day of work, new semester starts tomorrow (and so does the job hunting)

Unless crypto goes to 6figs this December, then I'm quitting school so I can day trade stocks for a living

/End blogposting

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10840147]

movie night too late for me ;_;

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10840165]

>>10840116
yes, we either go back to slow steady growth or crash soon
or we dip back to 2640 and have another 6 months of sine market
bottom of crash 2100~

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10840170]

>>10840147
>not living in the maintain standard time zone
MOUNTAIN GANG

[Anonymous No.10840175]

yo bear u got sum of that FIB PIVOT scripts

[Anonymous No.10840181]

intel a good buy? or LG? both seem in dire straits but can they make a comeback?

[Anonymous No.10840204]

>>10840181
Intel doesn't HAVE new processors. They're fugged.

[Anonymous No.10840246]

>>10840204
amd drone or indepth info about this?

[Anonymous No.10840291]

>>10840246
le 10nm meme

I own an intel processor

[Anonymous No.10840410]

>>10840246
Go ahead and buy intel if you can't be assed to do your own research. Long AMD short intel is the surest money that can be made in the market right now.

[Anonymous No.10840466]

>>10840246
I'm a computer engineer, if that counts for anything.

Intel is hardly fucked, but AMD is going to be kicking their ass for the foreseeable future. Epyc 2 is sampling THIS YEAR, while 10nm Xeon is due out in 2020. In the near term, AMD will have a slight disadvantage for single-threaded performance and a large advantage on core count, IO, and memory capacity.

Intel has cool things coming out soon. Optane DIMMs are really cool and I can't wait to get my hands on them. But their most important advantage of process dominance is gone for good. They will never again have a monopoly on high-performance x86.

Not an AMD drone. I own neither AMD processors nor AMD stock. But if I were building a server today, it would use Epyc.

[Anonymous No.10840490]

>>10840246
do your research
the retards on this board don't do DD on established companies that have historically managed their supply chains well versus a company struggling to make money in a good period
AMD's going to beat intel but they're overbought; intel isn't going to die and it's oversold
I did technical analysis that a toddler could do; have fun figuring out intel's strengths over AMD cause I'm not giving those tips for free

[Anonymous No.10840511]

>>10840410
You shoudn't forget GPUs. I have no idea what will happen in that space (I don't play games and don't care about "deep learning"), but it's a big business and AMD seems to be behind Nvidia.

Zen is kicking ass and will continue to do so, but there's more to these companies than CPUs.

[Anonymous No.10840538]

>>10840147
It's ok, I missed it too because work at 7am
The week they actually play a good movie too! One I suggested the first week we did movies :/

[Anonymous No.10840547]

>>10840181
Only it you hold for ten years

They will follow AMD's old price, dropping like a rock, until they rise again in 202X

[Anonymous No.10840581]

>>10840511
A good GPU is not priced in. AMD can stay bargin bin GPU and still make bank off of stealing intel's processor market share.

[Anonymous No.10840727]

what is considered "low IV" on options?

[Anonymous No.10840751]

>>10840175
not bear but imma work on this shit rn
ill prolly post it desu senpai

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10840813]

>>10840175
If you're talking about a pine script I don't use one, trading view has fib pivots built in. Add pivots to your chart -> style -> Fib. But if you were to script them it is pretty much this:

R3 = Pivot + 1.000 * (H - L)
R2 = Pivot + 0.618 * (H - L)
R1 = Pivot + 0.382 * (H - L)
Pivot = ( H + L + C ) / 3
S1 = Pivot - 0.382 * (H - L)
S2 = Pivot - 0.618 * (H - L)
S3 = Pivot - 1.000 * (H - L)

If you are talking about what I use for my algos I'm not going to post that here, or on the secret enclave for that matter.

[Anonymous No.10840822]

>>10840727
i trade weekly oil option that sometimes have a premium of 2 or 3 pennies but you gotta go like a dollar in the money. They have like 20-30% IV I think. Delta is almost one so its bretty good if it moves in your direction.Since oil doesnt move too fast you can get out easy if it doesnt go in your direction. Just try to not leave em overnight cause it has been gapping up or down recently.

[Anonymous No.10840845]

we all know a crash is coming, and that the tax bill was just to push it until after midterms

but how long after midterms will it hit?

[Anonymous No.10840977]

>>10840813
dope this is exactly wtf i was looking for
couldnt find the exact formula to make it "fib"
assumed it was something like this tho

>If you are talking about what I use for my algos I'm not going to post that here
thats fair desu

[Anonymous No.10841019]

>>10839805
APH is the only weed stock remotely reasonable in terms of market cap amongst the big LPs at the moment. But i think even that one will follow the rest down in the imminent plunge. Don't enter weed now. Much better prices will be available soon.

[Anonymous No.10841057]

>>10840813
you have algos? do they actually generate income?

[Anonymous No.10841065]

>>10840845
oil futures move brutally fast senpai wtf are you talking about?
USO options?
im actually doing the high delta ones (60-70) myself over the weekend. but i never really do the weekly ones desu

>>10840727
check and compare it to put/call IV in the past. if its lower than usual, its "low" so to speak.

the more important way to look at it imo, is to look at your chart, determine which way you think its about to go, then check put/call IV. if you see it being "too low" compared to what you see as the likely volatility of the move, then its "low". if im super confident on the move, ill buy it just because of that fact alone.

i shilled it to everyone here on SLV the other week, and that was the day SLV dropped 5% in the morning. and im doing it on USO this weekend for the same reason. IV was WAAAY too low on those quarterly contracts on friday

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10841480]

>>10841057
yes.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10841622]

me never leaving trade open over weekend every again
this too much me waiting

pls futures anything but gap up ;_;

>>10840538
aww what movie? atleast you contributed alittle x.x

>>10840170
you should have movie nights on Sunday night X.X

[Anonymous No.10841667]

>>10841480
what programs you using?
python?
what do you use to interface it with an account? pine editor or something else?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10841675]

>>10841622
gosh darnet RKG

we Golden Bull now

[Anonymous No.10841688]

>>10841622
shouldve taken a better weekend bet senpai
i almost always take a buzzer play on friday, and it usually works out desu

the indexes are WAY too unpredictable tho

[Anonymous No.10841738]

>>10839567
A better way to learn is by reading books on technical and fundamental analysis (see the list in the OP) and then applying your knowledge to predict the historical trends of a stock given its patterns at a random point in time
Penny stocks are more volatile than other stocks, so using them as the norm won't give you an accurate conception of how investing typically goes

[Anonymous No.10841786]

>>10841738
Can I do this with my dick?

[Anonymous No.10841823]

>>10841622
>aww what movie? atleast you contributed alittle
Trading places ( SEC made new rules/laws after realizing that the loophole used in the movie could be done in real life)

[Anonymous No.10841845]

>>10839520
I can assure you that they aren't going to request proof of income.

[Anonymous No.10841896]

Gap up today

[Anonymous No.10841914]

>>10841845
thanks. the registration just felt really Jewy to me I don't know just what their intentions are with all this "are you married and if so how much money does your wifes dad make" level stuff.

[Anonymous No.10842001]

does anyone know how, in tradingview pine editor, to get the data from several candles prior. like say i wanted the high from ten candles back, how would i do such a thing?

>>10841823
>Trading places ( SEC made new rules/laws after realizing that the loophole used in the movie could be done in real life)
kek
no shit?

[Anonymous No.10842028]

>>10836618
Buy AMD right now bitch

[Anonymous No.10842046]

>>10841914
I set up my account a long time ago, but I do remember there being a lot of questions. IB is best suited to serious traders, and I think the idea behind all of the questions is to discourage the average robinhood-tier trader from setting up an account.

[Anonymous No.10842060]

Markets closed so nothing. End of the month is coming though so I'll be able to put some money in soon.

[Anonymous No.10842095]

>>10842001
Yeah, it helped the poor stay poor.

[Anonymous No.10842155]

>>10842001
figured it out
bracketing in "[ ]" allows you to get the previous candles value by however many you put in
>ex
high[3] plots high from 3 candles back

now all i have to do is make an input value that changes depending on what time interval im looking at

>>10842095
that seems to be a majority of the stock market desu

[Anonymous No.10842170]

Really hoping for a TSLA gap down, $275 would be really nice

[Anonymous No.10842179]

What should I buy

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10842190]

>>10841675
NO
markets are predictive now
We will crash two years before the yield curve this time and it will be soft crash

George Soros tought me this
>girl who just learned what yields were two days ago from some nice anon kek

>>10841823
>>10842095
This so much
It seems like LITTERALLY every sec rule besides spoofing am made to keep poor people from trading
The daytrading law is 100% to keep beginners out
If it here not for crypto having no barriers to entry ne never learned how for trade ok

[Anonymous No.10842212]

>>10841065
Ye USO options between 1 week and 2 week to expiration. I swing em and have made some nice profits so far. Maybe im just lucky though.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10842228]

>>10842190
By slow crash you mean a slow trend down, correct? For example, SPY loses 10 points every week for months.

When do you think this'll happen? Tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10842273]

>>10842212
prolly
especially w commodities its better to give yourself some time imo
tho ive been known to use deep ITM options as stock replacement myself, due to the much more negligible theta and higher deltas, but ive definitely had it fuck me too lol. i was using them on SLV back when it was ranging, but i ended up getting hammered when it finally fell completely and lost ALL of it cuz it fell OTM and expired

[Anonymous No.10842299]

>>10842190
i disagree and think were gonna run for a bit now that we printed two ATHs in a week on SPY, but i agree totally w
>We will crash two years before the yield curve this time
i think the yield curve as a leading indicator is useless nowadays due to different the fixed income market is/trades now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10842390]

>>10841896
Pls no
Me sorry market for shorting you ;_;
pls just... gimme chance get out pls

[Anonymous No.10842440]

>>10842390
its over for you
this momentum stronger than Aura Cannon

>>10836588
>soon edition
>bear picture
What did Grim mean by this

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10842471]

>>10842440
His dubs confirm, gap down on Monday

[Anonymous No.10842528]

Will weed spike again in september/october?

[Anonymous No.10842584]

>>10842528
I'm hoping for it.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10842644]

Mass shooting in Florida. Some guy shot up a Madden tournament because he lost or something. Everyone will ignore Trump stuff and trade war stuff for a few days now.

Green day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10842682]

>>10842644
you know investment bankers do this stuff for their job right? like 8 hours a day? they're not going to forget stuff because of some CNN article

[Anonymous No.10842730]

>>10842644
>buy BGFV

[Anonymous No.10842741]

>>10842471
> Comfy hints at gap down
God damn it, there goes my SPY puts I guess

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10842748]

>>10842741
I'm buying TQQQ in the next month, your puts are safe

[Anonymous No.10842817]

>>10842471
>comfy thinks were bearish
i dare say that your inability outweighs whatever chaotic force grim was channeling at the time

gap up confirmed

>>10842644
long LMT

>>10842390
rkg do you know how to make an input in pine editor that changes based on what interval im looking at?
like, say i was looking at an intraday chart, and i wanted the input to return the previous days high
i tried:
> int = isintraday : 1D ? na
to output 1day for the variable, and nothing if its not

didnt work
im confus

[Anonymous No.10842826]

>>10842748
>I'm buying TQQQ in the next month
if you dont knock off these shenanigans were gonna be going sideways for the next decade

[Anonymous No.10842827]

>>10836588
What do you guys use for charting?

I found a few free places but they always seem behind

[Anonymous No.10842836]

>>10842827
tradingview

[Anonymous No.10842891]

>>10842827
seconnding tradingview. is good if you dont have a charting platform, plus you can code your own indicators and strats and backtest them and stuff. very useful for a free program imo

[Anonymous No.10842897]

>>10842827
how far behind is acceptable?

[Anonymous No.10842904]

>>10836830
why?

[Anonymous No.10842947]

>>10842528
Probably. Weed biopharma should as a couple outfits have clinical trials wrapping up around that time. Canopy is pretty reliable about making some kind of move around significant dates (it was one of the few that got a bump from senate passing bill in June). Acreage Holdings public listing should be a retail investor pile on for a couple weeks.

Flash crash is coming though. Don't enter now unless you're an irrationally optimistic gambler.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10842952]

>>10842826
>>10842817
Meh on second thought I'll probably wait till after the crash to buy in to TQQQ

[Anonymous No.10842957]

>>10842952
golden bull confirmed

[Anonymous No.10842962]

>>10842644
>Some guy shot up a
so what bill are they trying to stealth pass this time

[Anonymous No.10842991]

>>10842962
>Guy shoots up a place
>Durr, this is how the government does things sneakily

It's fun trading when you know this is the average brainpower you are playing against.

[Anonymous No.10843006]

>>10842952
this >>10842957
thx comf
much appreciated

[Anonymous No.10843009]

>>10842644
long gun stocks

[Anonymous No.10843026]

>>10842991
yea i never really saw why EVERY single shooting is somehow a govt psyop
like no one even assumes that its just some loon
its IMMEDIATELY assumed that it was some MKULTRA zombie or some insane shit

like crazy assholes w guns dont exist or something

[Anonymous No.10843064]

>>10843026
>the intel agencies without a doubt have the capability to detect and prevent every single one of those crazy assholes
>doesn't anyway

now you understand

[Anonymous No.10843140]

>taking macroeconomics
>seems worthless regarding trading stocks
it might just be my professor though

[Anonymous No.10843144]

>>10843064
i think youre grossly underestimating the amount of raw noise that has to be filtered through, especially thanks to the proliferation of smart devices

i totally agree that the IC/NSA/CIA/FBI are NOT out to protect us, nor our country, but to think that they can so easily find nutcases like this is a stretch imo. its simply not what theyre looking for senpai

the way a lot of those things work is that its constantly being recorded, and certain things will "flag" it, but it then needs to be wound back like a tape, and reviewed in full by some NTOC goon sitting in a room alone. its not like theyre all sitting there and watching EVERYTHING at the same time. thats simply impossible

also, id argue that if they DO this, and are successful, then we most certainly would NOT hear about it. as such, the times where they DO end up preventing it, are the ones well never hear about, whereas the ones that we DO hear about are when it was missed and resulted in a mass shooting that gets plastered all over the news in an effort to boost ratings

[Anonymous No.10843182]

>>10843144
it's all automated. and 0% falls through the cracks. you underestimate the state of the art.

[Anonymous No.10843223]

>>10843182
and you underestimate the human element
its not monitored in realtime senpai
its recorded and flagged in realtime
its generally not reviewed in realtime tho, unless there is some serious attention on whoever is being monitored

[Anonymous No.10843226]

>>10843140
The only useful thing about macroeconomics in regards to stocks is knowing that it has buyers and sellers.

Stocks is it's own beast, and I not sure why there isn't independent courses in it

[Anonymous No.10843248]

>>10843223
no, you aren't following along with me

there's no need for a human element. there hasn't been for 20 years. the algorithms are that good.

[Anonymous No.10843272]

>>10843182
if someone doesn't post anything online, does all their purchases in cash, there's no way to predict what they're going to do.
or maybe they already own the items and none of that is relevant

those agencies are lawfully powerful, but they are not all knowing

you really can't predict when one random person is going to go off.
doesn't matter how many times you spam the word "algorithm" there is no theoretical algorithm that could do that, nor have you even proposed the details of what they could be doing.
what you're saying would require a mass mind reader that could read everyone's exact thoughts at a distance. too stupid for even sci fi writers to write about it

[Anonymous No.10843278]

>>10843272
>if someone doesn't post anything online, does all their purchases in cash, there's no way to predict what they're going to do.

hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.10843304]

Cramer is pretty based in the new video, BTFO Chink commies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjpw_f-GBbI

[Anonymous No.10843308]

>>10836996
rabbit room?

[Anonymous No.10843378]

>>10843304
based Cramer

[Anonymous No.10843434]

>>10843304
is Cramer autistic? his eyes and talking patterns point to yes

[Anonymous No.10843478]

>>10843248
srsly m8
thats not how its done
its constantly recorded and monitored/flagged via algos, for sure

but when something actually big comes up and merits further investigation, they amass all of the data that the algos have accumulated and then some lowhanging fruit codemonkey has to sit through ALL of it. normally falls to the NTOC guys that arent terribly important (like snowden was)

sadly, like i said, they dont give a fuck about people planning shootings, so its not even on their radar in terms of things they even look out for, unless the govt or a govt official is directly involved.

you dont have to believe me if you dont want, idc, im just saying that its not quite as sci-fi as youre making it out to be. there is and will always be a human element to the way the NSA/NTOC investigates things. its augmented to terrifying new heights w the advent of complex sorting algos, but nonetheless, when something actually pops up on their radar, it gets assigned to a unit for in depth analysis

mass shootings just arent on the list of priorities because they dont fucking care in the slightest about protecting us

>>10843304
cramer is cool imo
hes a legitimate shark (which i can respect) and you should never listen to his "calls" on CNBC, but he certainly knows his shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMShFx5rThI

but ye
chinks BTFO

>>10843434
you have to be autistic to wanna stare at charts and numbers your whole life

[Anonymous No.10843662]

Been 2 shootings in the past few days. Idk if you guys have noticed but soon after a shooting ruger and companys sales skyrocket. I bought up a few more. Keep an eye open for a school shooting. That shits surprisingly good for business. Im not fully sure why but im assuming its because of gun rights advocates buying to both spite the left and also to hide or smuggle it if laws crack down. Thats my theory anyway.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10843705]

>>10843662
>be American
>get shot
Lol

[Anonymous No.10843733]

>>10843705
>be uk
>Get taken in by the police for wrongthink

[Anonymous No.10843738]

I've been lurking for a few days now but this thread is still moon runes to me. Do you have a brainlet introduction to the stock market talks that go on here?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10843772]

>>10843738
Read "Stock Market for Dummies" then go to Stockcharts.com and Investopedia and read everything you can.

[Anonymous No.10843785]

i have a tsla short take profit at 305

should i put it lower?

[Anonymous No.10843864]

>>10843785
I wouldn't risk my entire profit for 1~2% more yield. Be happy with the gains you recieve and short again when Musk makes more false promises that pump the stock

[Anonymous No.10843970]

>>10843738
what questions do you have anon?

[Anonymous No.10843996]

Looking to grow my dividend income for the long run, what would you all recommend? Currently holding FUSVX, FTBFX, KO, PEP, and PFE.

[Anonymous No.10844012]

I'm about to purchase shit tons of Dow shares, so far I don't think the price will stay steady.

I don't understand why stocks are seeing so much increase in price these last days.

Stocks are skyrocketing, and there is no real consensus on why, so how exactly do you profit or take profits in all of this?

Did anybody successfuly predict this boom?
Chun-Li is best girl also.

[Anonymous No.10844021]

>>10843996
Kraft Heinz

[Anonymous No.10844060]

>>10843182
Hahahaha, there is so much data they only keep a rolling 30 day file and they can’t possibly skim that data. Have you been involved with the intelligence community in anyway? I see one person in this thread, not surprisingly the most nuanced and levelheaded poster, that might be but that’s it. Please, blow your brains out.

[Anonymous No.10844097]

Should I put my $$ in JD or AMD boys>

[Anonymous No.10844105]

>>10836830
Dude weed

[Anonymous No.10844110]

Too late to get in AMD?

[Anonymous No.10844116]

>>10844012
I think smart money is pumping to get out quietly while all the large specs are staring at each other, waiting for someone blink. There will be blood on the streets and my guess is October or November

[Anonymous No.10844124]

>>10840181
No their server and cloud business is kill. intel hyper threading has to be disable for security reasons. Also if you disable hyper threading you lose performance big time.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10844135]

>>10843785
Tesla is going sub $200 and Elon is going to prison

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10844203]

who here hungry for gains, but mostly food? cause im fucking starving and don't know what to eat

[Anonymous No.10844214]

>>10844110
People told me it was too late at $15, 17$, 18$, 21$ and now it's going past 25$ this monday (looking at after hours).

Every single time there was a sucker who would say that it's overbought, no real news it's pure greed so better short it or wait the right moment.

and basically all these price marks were the right moment.

AMD no matter what idiots say, is on an uptrend, so whats the best moment? if you notice a small dip, put a fairly small long position, if it keeps going up good, if not, wait and open other longs on dip.

It will keep going up, and will unlikely fall back below 20...

[Anonymous No.10844215]

>>10844203
eat some wheat

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10844216]

>>10844203
all you need is oatmeal, peanut butter, milk, and rice everything else is noise

[Anonymous No.10844234]

>>10844203
please dont blogpost

[Anonymous No.10844239]

>>10844203
keto

[Anonymous No.10844245]

>>10844203
i was GONNA eat, but then i did this instead
bretty stoked

[Anonymous No.10844248]

>>10844214
Sorry, I meant it's unlikely to fall below 20.
It's only going up from now, especially with the jump in NSDQ.

Also Berkshire bought for $500k worth of AMD shares.

[Anonymous No.10844254]

>>10837690
Personally, I would love an IRC channel

[Anonymous No.10844255]

>>10843970
I live in Europe where money doesn't generate interest, so I decided it's time to do something useful with my 20k savings. I don't know shit about investing so I thought I'd pick up some knowledge here because I trust 4chan more than clickbait Youtube tutorials, but it's been difficult. I guess my question is how do I get started?

[Anonymous No.10844259]

>>10844234
it's the weekend, what else are we going to post about captain autismo

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10844262]

futures opening up pretty soon lads who hyped

[Anonymous No.10844269]

>>10844110
No is the next nvidia stock and is going to shoot up like nvidia did.

[Anonymous No.10844271]

>>10844254
i think itd be fun desu
but i was mostly just joking around cuz he sounded like a /g/fag, and i know how they all like IRC

[Anonymous No.10844287]

>>10844255
brainlets can start here
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

[Anonymous No.10844288]

why do all the people that post about amd/intel seem like they are raiding from somewhere

[Anonymous No.10844300]

>>10844259
stock markets
>>10844288
because they are paid shills, its quite obvious desu
i wish they'd stop

[Anonymous No.10844309]

>>10843434
Sperg here. Cramer is definitely some flavor of crazy but i don't think autism is his category.

[Anonymous No.10844319]

>>10844287
Boring.

[Anonymous No.10844324]

>>10844259
this
once futures open its a different story, but if ya dont like the autistic camaraderie of the weekend breads then why bother hangin around in the weekend bread?

i could hardly class SSs post as a blogpost either desu

>>10844300
>because they are paid shills
thats what i think too senpai
this is the only reason i think having an IRC as backup would be actually helpful

when we get swarmed, wed have a low key place to keep shitposting sans bots and shills

[Anonymous No.10844341]

>>10844300
the first real raid i noticed recently was right after HMNY r/s'd and we got absolutely overrun w shills saying
>dont think faggot, BUY
and then some other consensus cracking types trying to make it seem like there were people buying

i think the only real casualty we had was big5gay

[Anonymous No.10844344]

>>10844324
AMD shills have existed since the beginning of time, its a low level buzz of retardation that never stops
off site chats like discord are heavily discouraged, they always turn into platform for shilling one stock or another to the thread at large

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10844347]

Are /wheat/ bros still going strong?
What's the harvest look like?

[Anonymous No.10844351]

Dollar is taking a breather but likely continue to push euro and emerging market shitcoins down. S&P looking to hold ath

[Anonymous No.10844359]

25 minutes until the big Gap Up

[Anonymous No.10844403]

>>10844347
read the report senpai
winter wheat is all picked more or less
https://www.uswheat.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/HR-18-0824.pdf
im completely delta neutral on it rn

i still think it will get some relief w dollar pulling back, but that nice month and a half long run was the trade imo

>>10844351
this

>>10844344
>AMD shills have existed since the beginning of time, its a low level buzz of retardation that never stops
kek
theyve successfully cracked /g/ it would seem
>off site chats like discord are heavily discouraged, they always turn into platform for shilling one stock or another to the thread at large
definitely understand the sentiment
but i honestly couldnt see the regulars here turning to that
that would be a very good rule to have tho: no scamming/shilling /smg/

i just like IRC cuz its a more realtime shitposting plat and theres no fucking captcha
plus, then we could keep blogposting/tripfaggotry more or less contained

[Anonymous No.10844421]

>>10844351
also
why does her nose look like a burn victims nose?

[Anonymous No.10844437]

>>10844421
bad lightning :=)

[Anonymous No.10844459]

>>10844403
>but i honestly couldnt see the regulars here turning to that
historically, this has not been the case. most recent discoud was "xavier's school for gifted tradeds" I'll let you imagine the autism that came from that.
>plus, then we could keep blogposting/tripfaggotry more or less contained
to the contrary. chats, especially chats with named users, are a petri dish for tripfaggitory and other forms of vile autism

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10844477]

>>10838983
Good morning!

[Anonymous No.10844486]

>>10844459
>"xavier's school for gifted tradeds"
oh i remember
thats when i first got here
>chats, especially chats with named users, are a petri dish for tripfaggitory and other forms of vile autism
ive definitely seen this firsthand

ive just been having fun w the movie nights w everyone, and figured IRC might be a fun way to communicate w out filling out thousands of fucking captchas
getting real sick of doing googles homework for them

point taken tho

[Anonymous No.10844521]

>>10844486
>ive just been having fun w the movie nights w everyone, and figured IRC might be a fun way to communicate w out filling out thousands of fucking captchas
word up lad, I feel your pain, just had to identify some bikes
I'd buy a pass but that $20 is gonna grow to $2k in 5 years, you feel?

[Anonymous No.10844541]

so i cant figure out wtf long bonds are doing rn (i think foreign money is pumping em desu). but its been trading in this upper range for quite a while. there has to be a breaking point at some point. yields are getting extraordinarily low

>>10844521
i gotcha
but i out and out refuse to give that faggot hiroshimoot ANY money

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10844549]

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10844551]

>>10844541
forgot pic for bonds

[Anonymous No.10844595]

>>10844551
>i think foreign money is pumping em desu
yep
the chinks love their 20 years

[Anonymous No.10844596]

>>10844551
the COT for /ZB is looking strange too
small specs are overwhelmingly short, but both large specs and small specs look like theyre about to flip long

perhaps people are anticipating further EM troubles, or perhaps theyre anticipating an inversion of the yield curve

[Anonymous No.10844599]

>>10844549
>she fell for the bear market meme

[Anonymous No.10844608]

>>10844549
Infinite

[Anonymous No.10844625]

>>10844549
disc

[Anonymous No.10844663]

>>10844596
if we break this range that weve been in since feb, i have no doubt that long bonds will absolutely SOAR. but i also fear what this ultimately means, as such a run in long treasuries at this point (with notes and bills doing shit all) would DEFINITELY flip the curve
when is the next rate hike again?
has to be sometime in sept, no?

regardless, looking at the way the large specs are positioned on these things has me convinced that they are betting on an inversion
they are VERY short on notes. the difference is staggering

[Anonymous No.10844670]

>>10842991

4chan: home of the brainlets.

[Anonymous No.10844675]

>>10836588
>Keeps posting bear.jpg
>Market doesn't go down

[Anonymous No.10844895]

>2scoops was so ashamed from LCI he never posted again

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10844910]

>>10844895
It's pretty sad desu :(
I wish he realized we don't care and he would come back (though him losing that money is a good meme)

[Anonymous No.10844935]

This green day is starting early

[Anonymous No.10844953]

>>10844895
>>10844910
rkg is getting btfo rn and she won't message me on discord

suicide imminent

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10844967]

>>10844953
wtf she gave you her discord and she didn't give it to me???
FUGGING WHORE I NEVER LIKED YOU

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10845013]

oh no the buying so strong
am no want gap up pls market pls
me no want have go back sucking penis for money ;_;

>>10844967
kek me havent messaged anyone
me dont even talk to friends on discord
me dont even use discord >_>

would have for install it on some computer

[Anonymous No.10845174]

>>10845013
i will short into your liquidation

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10845215]

>>10844599
just wanted small pullback, me didnt ask for this T_T

>>10844608
Be a bull or bear, don't be a pig
Especially, dont be a fucking-smug bull.
Are you better than the rest?
Do U think you know something I don't?
Is bear gonna annouce before he comes? LOL
Forgot what happened on 1/29?

>>10844953
;_; am super shy and futures mooning does hurt but me no trade anything but SPY for avoid crippling losses like LCI
(me hope...)

[Anonymous No.10845245]

>>10845215
the phrase should be this:
Bulls make money
Bears lose money
End of Story
Hek.
Hek.
Hek.

[Anonymous No.10845268]

>>10845215
get on disc real quic. really.

[Anonymous No.10845303]

>>10845215
>>10845013
>>10840165
>>10840147
>>10841622
https://youtu.be/GXDPIorxX1A

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10845345]

Buying SPY at these levels is just straight up gambling. We're in the euphoria phase of the market.

[Anonymous No.10845376]

Reminder that the new support (old all time high) is also a mark of the point that all Bearfaggots will go to jail for being traitors to America

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10845412]

>>10845245
;_; this am true most time me hear bears are unemployed 7 years out of ten

>>10845268
>_< ok I've had enough people ask me for this might as well make one
But REALLY dont have mic or anything

And am going to make on throw away VM so don't think you'll get anything with hacks !

[Anonymous No.10845461]

>>10844663
>>10844596
Yo where do you get those bottom charts and how to read them anon?

[Anonymous No.10845474]

>be in mountain time right now because of vacation
>have to wake up at 7 to prepare for market open
>not 9 like on east coast
>shiiiiieeeet

[Anonymous No.10845496]

>>10845345
shorting the market after how we closed last week is worse than gambling
its throwing money out

i agree that this isnt the best time to go buy and hold w everything you got on SPY, but regardless, were going up to at least 293 at some point w a few bumps along the way
see >>10844245

if you wanna short something short EMs
my bet rn is that australia is the next to die

>>10845461
https://www.barchart.com/futures/commitment-of-traders
i normally dont use anything other than for guaging how large and small specs are positioned.

the lines going underneath zero means net short, and above obviously means net long

it only gets updated once a week on sunday tho

[Anonymous No.10845583]

>>10845412
AURA CANNON
Futures just doubled up on their gains

[Anonymous No.10845594]

>>10845496
dur profit, Explain me this: What is better to short: 2 year treasuries or long term ones

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10845657]

looks like we hitting 2884.5 ez ;_;

>>10844967
here me discord number thing you get first send your dick picks here rkg4chan#8411

>>10845583
IT KEEPS PUMPING ;_;

[Anonymous No.10845664]

>>10845583
It’s our time fren

[Anonymous No.10845716]

>>10845345
Belief. We're going a lot higher very quickly, and we're gonna fall A LOT harder.

[Anonymous No.10845729]

>>10845716
feels good to be in on the first pump of my life

[Anonymous No.10845737]

>>10845594
i would say the long term ones as they trade better, and are more affected by rate hikes, but the COT completely contradicts that w the short term ones being massively shorted, but the long term ones actually have the large specs about to flip long (see pic related and >>10844596 >>10844663)

idk wtf is going on w bonds desu
i havent been trying to trade em as i cant tell the trend and intl worries have been messing everything up

the 2yr seems to just simply go down forever though, but the 10yr is the one w large specs overwhelmingly net short

i honestly could see 20-30yr bonds as a long if they break the resistance theyre at

[Anonymous No.10845756]

>>10845594
are you just looking for a scalp tho?
if so, id go w the 10yr
the +20yr ones seem like they could erupt at any moment into a huge bull, but are also massively overbought imo

[Anonymous No.10845762]

So the WSJ just published an Orwellian piece trying to backfill the TSLA narrative. Of note, their main correspondent for TSLA was not the author but two other "journalist"/fluffers were instead. If Musk gets away with this, sell absolutely everything. The markets are a joke.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10845781]

thanks everyone who just sent me penis pics :D

>>10845657

jeez it hit 884.5 really fast after that post, hopefully that was exit pump pls market pls

[Anonymous No.10845806]

>>10845756
yeah, ive been shorting the 20 year but never touched the 2 year
it looks more wild, I dont know if they all follow each other or not

[Anonymous No.10845814]

>>10843996
T and CBRL pay very high and sustainable dividends

[Anonymous No.10845834]

why didnt you listen biz

[Anonymous No.10845855]

bump for HEAR going down

[Anonymous No.10845861]

where will TSLA open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10845892]

>>10845762
it's a joke that it's still trading above 300

[Anonymous No.10845942]

>>10845806
>I dont know if they all follow each other or not
they do and they dont desu
generally the indexes and treasuries inverse each other most of the time. they DO generally follow each other as well, but for reasons like rate hikes affecting the maturities differently, its always at different intensities.

imo, TLT should recede somewhat as the market goes mega bull, but it just HASNT for some reason. this was one of the things that got me thinking about foreign money coming in. and since every dollar spike has receded almost immediately afterwards, but w bonds more or less keeping their gains, id have to assume at least SOME of it is going in there

another thing that confuses me is how AWFUL the 2yr has done for the last couple years (w the 5yr not far behind). this extremely bearish market for notes and bills (the shorter ones obviously) is another one of the things that has me thinking about credit risk, and a possible sooner-than-later correction. im fairly certain that if 08 hadnt happened, and all the various restrictions on bond markets, as well as the artificially low rates for 8 years, and everything was back to the good ol days, that bond yields would have already flipped. this combined w how shit corporate debt (as well as the EM corp yield curve inverting months ago) has become has me thinking that the curve inversion isnt as much of a leading indicator this time, but more like an air raid siren. im just not confident that we can look at historical data for curve inversions and assume it will ever be like that again. too much has changed

its a hard one to call at this point.
i could see a spread flattening trade of short notes/bills and long bonds to be a relatively safe one. but wait and see if any of them dip first. we very well might be headed for a moonshot like the end of may due to EMs literally being on fire

[Anonymous No.10845980]

>>10845806
10yr seems to be the one where large specs havent let up their short positions one bit, and 30yr seems to be the one thats been the fan fav for foreigners (as well as obviously being the central banks hedge of choice historically)

try shorting 10yr or 5yr and hedging w 30yr longs

[Anonymous No.10845982]

>>10845942
lol wtf @ that leveraged fund/asset manager divergence

[Anonymous No.10846013]

>>10845982
yea
idk wtf is going on senpai, but treasuries are giving me some MAJORLY bearish signals in the macro sense

something is most certainly up
i think theres at the very least an inversion coming soon, and at the worst, another yield spike/correction like feb (which would be unprecedented as the last one before this was in 87).

if it happens again, i have absolutely NO fucking clue whats coming next

[Anonymous No.10846028]

>>10845861
Bout 320 because tesla is being propped up by those who don't want it to fall

[Anonymous No.10846062]

>>10845982
to put it in perspective see pic

we can clearly see something changed irreparably in 08 and its literally NEVER gone back to normal and is now the biggest divergence ever in the history of our country

bonds are broken, but im not sure if i can accurately call the next move. mr livermore told me to stay out of the trade when its like that, so i havent traded bonds in a month, and ditched all my holds

[Anonymous No.10846074]

>>10844347
I'm still holding green. Tariff and NAFTA talk is all that matters til next cycle.
Trade deals = up
No deals = down

[Anonymous No.10846117]

ZB is the only one where i dont see that massive divergence

and i can only assume that has more to do w how QE affected the bond market, and how central banks trade them than the implied "safety" of US debt

[Anonymous No.10846124]

>>10846062
the long term bonds are nothing lik that
Ill just stick with those

[Anonymous No.10846142]

>>10846124
they have a better trading range anyways, and are much more liquid, as well as being smashed by rate hikes moreso

just be ready to hedge if EM currencies keep exploding

[Anonymous No.10846210]

Here is my most needed question
On the Border Restaurant (owned by Brinker international) has their mexican Chips and salsa owned by Private company Truco
On The Border Chips brand is sold in stores under the Truco label. The question is, when you buy the chips, do the profits only go to Truco or do they also pass on the Brinker and Brinker shareholders?

[Anonymous No.10846285]

Does anyone know what happened to TUSK on Friday?
shit dropped like 15 percent but I can't seem to find any news

[Anonymous No.10846291]

scratch that last question, they dont own On The Border, its just a partner

[Anonymous No.10846300]

>>10846210
do you just buy the stock of the company that makes whatever food tastes good to you?

[Anonymous No.10846304]

[Anonymous No.10846314]

Hope FNKO hits $24 this week so I can be out. Any other cheap stocks currently? Have CVSI until October.

[Anonymous No.10846343]

>>10846300
yes, warren buffet says that you should own the brands that you personally enjoy
Thats why I will be buying Conagra Foods soon

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10846375]

>>10846343
If that's the case I'm putting my life savings when JUUL goes public.

[Anonymous No.10846432]

any /wheat/ bros wanna help me figure out wtf to make of all of this data i just found?

https://www.cftc.gov/dea/options/ag_sof.htm

[Anonymous No.10846440]

>>10846375
>JUUL
Vape is for queers and smokers trying to quit

[Anonymous No.10846449]

anyone who any resources on how chart technical analysis? like patterns and how to draw and understand those lines and shit

thanks guys

[Anonymous No.10846459]

>>10846449
have at it bud

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10846497]

Apparently the Turkish market was closed for a week due to holiday. They re-open tomorrow. Great timing lol.

[Anonymous No.10846529]

>>10846375
JUULs were just banned in Israel kek. That being said if Pax did an IPO I’d jump on it, teenagers are getting addicted to those things so fast it’s crazy. I couldn’t be happier, nicotine is a healing chemical and a gift from God. I predict widespread social benefits as a result.

[Anonymous No.10846551]

wageslave here, what kind of investments should i look at in the market if i can only spare like a couple hundred bucks a month while in school

[Anonymous No.10846552]

>>10846529
>widespread social benefits
like getting to watch a bunch of teenagers sucking on a walkie talkie and spewing fruity flavored vapors in everyones faces?

ill stick to smoking desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10846561]

>>10846551
indexes or div stocks prolly

[Anonymous No.10846599]

hey heres an interesting link for anyone wanting to try fucking around w shorting EMs and/or currencies

https://www.cftc.gov/dea/futures/financial_lf.htm

[Anonymous No.10846616]

>>10846552
Smoking is good too, but the decades long Zionist disinformation campaign against it has killed the market. Now that a new generation is consuming very high levels of nicotine thanks to the innovation of highly concentrated nic salts I predict we will see IQ scores sharply rise and rates of parkinsons and Alzheimer’s plummet. People will also be more spiritually connected because of the nicotine, rates of urban crime will fall and global violence will gradually cease. I’ve posted about it before in this thread, if we replaced fluoride in water with a nicotine solution and made consumption mandatory we would enter a new golden age of humanity in under a decade.

[Anonymous No.10846651]

>>10846599
yall are gonna be happy i told ya to stay off the short rand train for now. it looks like its gonna be a small spec bloodbath

>>10846616
i dont think something as simple as nicotine would have such an effect desu
90% of the people who smoke are degenerate retards, and all the chainsmoking in the world wont help em. it would definitely make everyone way bitchier in the morning tho

[Anonymous No.10846707]

>>10846552
>ill stick to smoking desu senpai
You should go search for pictures of long-term smoker's lungs at autopsy.

Having said that, I've used numerous anti-depressants and it is my opinion that nicotine works better than any of them for me.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10846734]

>>10846707
No, reality and medicine surely are l a Zionist plot

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10846781]

>>10846707
Me would smoke ciggy for these futures right now if not make coughing up even more blood than normally

[Anonymous No.10846798]

>>10846561
i was thinking dividend stocks, generate passive income while i dont have the capital to day trade.

Indexes are a safe bet and increase in decent value over time im assuming

[Anonymous No.10846804]

>>10846781
Why do you cough up blood?

[Anonymous No.10846822]

>>10846781
Coughing up blood? Thats not a good sign

[Anonymous No.10846828]

Putting that blood spell on Reluctant was going too far Bulldogs...

[Anonymous No.10846864]

Looking forward to NCS, DT, and DG earnings announcements this week.

[Anonymous No.10846929]

friendly reminder that short oils a trade. shit is primed to go down to 66, maybe even further

>>10846798
and youre not putting it in all at once, so a crash wont matter in the long run.

just be careful not to put ALL ur moneys in so you have some in the event of a crash and wont have to sell. and definitely opt to use a commissions free broker as youll be making tons of puny transactions and commissions would eat ur gainz

[Anonymous No.10846937]

>>10846707
if you're gonna be a faggot about your lungs chew nicotine gum or suck on a quitter's lozenge
cigs are expensive, may look cool but in reality you're sucking a jew's cock when you're puffing poison

nicotine is still highly addictive but I encourage all of you gentlemen to research nicotine usage

[Anonymous No.10847134]

>>10846929
Why do you think oils going down?

[Anonymous No.10847149]

>>10847134
cuz no ones trading it

[Anonymous No.10847206]

>>10846937
>suck on a quitter's lozenge

This is my preferred delivery method.

[Anonymous No.10847307]

The bullrun continues another notch up
we are the bulls

[Anonymous No.10847316]

Tesla better drop a bit or else I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.10847329]

Imagine unironcially being a bear

[Anonymous No.10847350]

>>10847329
Pls no bully

[Anonymous No.10847357]

>>10847316
did you see the wsj piece? Theyre spinning that "he had the money" all along but "decided" not to go private. What a joke.

[Anonymous No.10847367]

>>10847357
Damage control, maybe they're hoping the sheep investors will continue musk's wild ride

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10847430]

>>10847367
>>10847357
I found that article weird, like what does WSJ have to gain from keeping Elon afloat?

[Anonymous No.10847491]

>>10847430
everything is happening as predicted

[Anonymous No.10847508]

GREEN DAY TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.10847549]

all of my positions are red and are likely to stay red for a while

[Anonymous No.10847550]

>>10847430
Rupert Murdoc owns the WSJ. His son is on the TSLA board. Someone found something interesting though.

[Anonymous No.10847556]

>>10842904

You know very well why.

[Anonymous No.10847601]

>>10847549
I'm waiting patiently for news from GALT
There's been an extended quiet period recently with weak volume and a generally stagnant/declining share price, but there are a lot of potential catalysts that could drive it up that are due in the near future
Phase 3 NASH trials, a buyout, good cancer data
It's a very promising company with a lot of science (and billionaire management in Richard Uilhein) on its side, it's just a matter of holding and waiting until it spikes

[Anonymous No.10847605]

>>10847549

How the hell do you lose money in this market? Did you listen to Big5Fag?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10847613]

>>10847550
Seemingly random connections like these make me afraid desu

[Anonymous No.10847652]

>>10847613
Feels a bit too convenient to be random. Mozilo was convicted of securities fraud and forced to pay upwards of 60million by the SEC.

[Anonymous No.10847700]

>>10847613
>random
nothings random if you look hard enough comf
i know we got a lot of fucks on here that worship chaos gods, and practice chaos magic, but theyre not looking hard enough imo

as for this >>10847550
im not gonna get my hopes up
most journalism, especially headlines, are essentially auto-generated, so you get a lot of different articles w similar titles because some google analytics cyborg decided it was the most catchy (and effective at harvesting clicks) headline for [x]-type piece

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10847749]

>>10847700
>not looking hard enough
The chaos gods are only the first step
Through knowledge our strength grows even to the depths of Tartarus
The fire rises, be ready

[Anonymous No.10847886]

>>10847550
>>10847430
on the other hand, if ruperts spawn is on the board, he may need some extra time to GTFO and that could be unironically whats happening. its not like this hasnt happened basically everytime something big like this goes down. they prop it up as long as possible and the slowest ones lose everything or go to prison for fraud. and this has LITERALLY happened in terms of the murdoch family

i really doubt THEYRE going to prison tho
maybe elon tho, which would be lulzy

either way, that articles off imo
lol and the comments are absolutely shredding him

[Anonymous No.10848011]

>>10846497
Turkey roast 2.0 when?
>>10846551
You have a cellphone, you can do stocks and study at the same time.

[Anonymous No.10848038]

read a book on investing from 99 where the guy was saying how stupid people were for buying stocks when the book value/price ratio was around $5, every stock im looking at is way past that, when will this madness end

[Anonymous No.10848059]

>>10848038

Gotta be patient and resist the fomo allure in this kind of scenario. It feels amazing when the dump happens and you know you got out in time.

[Anonymous No.10848096]

>>10848038
When boomers retire

[Anonymous No.10848112]

>>10847508
We are the Bulls
we will never stop winning

[Anonymous No.10848120]

Infinite growth
We are the golden bulls

[Anonymous No.10848135]

>>10848059

Waiting in cash to buy the dip theme music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFi338RFfNw

[Anonymous No.10848139]

Burger here. Which is better for day and swing trading? Interactive Brokers or Robinhood+TradingView?

Portfolio for trading is roughly $100k if that makes a difference. Thanks /smg/

[Anonymous No.10848141]

BOJ set their longs on the SPX
In 1.5 hours Europoors will do the same

[Anonymous No.10848173]

>>10848172
NEW
>>10848172
NEW

[Anonymous No.10848179]

haha

[Anonymous No.10848319]

>>10842179
AMD.