/smg/ - Stock Market General

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10821847]

How'd you do this week edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10818907

[Anonymous No.10821859]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10821870]

First for buying TUSK

[Anonymous No.10821877]

After-hours /smg/ go go

[Anonymous No.10821879]

Crazy gains this week approx. 10-15% no canopy even!

Shadilay my friends have a nice weekend

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10821886]

Where's the macaroni grill image, it's Friday after 4 for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.10821896]

Comfer when is movie night?

[Anonymous No.10821902]

+1.3% today
see you at Romanis Macroni

[Anonymous No.10821908]

>>10821886
I posted it in the last thread at 4:00, just like I always do. You can have it again though since I luv u funny legs

[Anonymous No.10821919]

>>10821886
what is this meme its my second friday here>>10821908

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10821942]

>>10821896
Tomorrow @ 9:30 mountain time
We are watching Trading Places, because I'm sick of watching barbie.
(or we can watch Swan Princess which is fucking dank AF)

[Anonymous No.10821968]

>>10821919
idk but I have this chilies card and its only good at these 4 restaurants so...

[Anonymous No.10822008]

>>10821942
>Trading Places
Finally.
>Swan Princess
As long as it isn't the 2nd movie.

[Anonymous No.10822026]

>>10821919
After the market closes we go to a restaurant to shitpost and discuss the next day. Also everyone has to report in to me for my data mining operation. On Monday-Thursday we go to Chili's, but on Friday we celebrate and go to Ramano's Macaroni Grill.

[Anonymous No.10822027]

damn, my WTI options didnt go through
>>10821741
if you know what youre doing, maybe use the drips, or sell a couple drips shares to buy new things, if not, dont touch it unless it has long consistent bear signal
also it depends on the company, no advice will be perfect since no company perfectly mimics the "average" company


>>10821812
>>10821800
>5% for week
damn, I need to get out of crypto on RH
but its a fun weekend distraction
>>10821817
maybe its just puts, like i said i need to look into it more

>>10821908
not a bad way to end the week, only down $1.30 for the month now

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10822072]

>>10821908
getting screwed by TDameritard taking forever to give me margin and allow forex
also they not let me trade SPXL / S after hours


robinhood was so much easier in alot of ways

[Anonymous No.10822074]

Very glad I sold my Canopy Growth today.

[Anonymous No.10822077]

Weed stocks holy shit kids strap the fuck in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822096]

>>10822026
These fucking guys can never get it right. They forgot the sauce on the pasta again, send it back.

[Anonymous No.10822097]

bought spy puts before the close

am i retarded?

[Anonymous No.10822101]

>>10822074
>selling king canopy before legalization

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822121]

>>10822072
I closed my scottrade when those canadian cucks bought them out. They can't fool me by putting ameri in the name.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822124]

>>10822027
I've been paper trading forex the last week waiting for the real thing in a few days and it's way better than trading shitcoins desu

[Anonymous No.10822126]

>>10822074

[Anonymous No.10822142]

September is a bearish month.
Sell now before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.10822145]

>>10822124
>Comfy is getting into forex trading
Just when I thought your were done being retarded. I knew it was too good to be true. Enjoy losing money at an alarmingly fast rate.

[Anonymous No.10822155]

>>10822074
>>10822074

[Anonymous No.10822156]

CRON just wont stop!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822161]

>>10822145
I-it's only a few dollars!! It was my birthday money and I'm not making anymore deposits into it, it's a one time thing!!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822162]

>>10822145
dudes going to be grabbing pips and pussy 24/7. literally increasing his gains 400%.

[Anonymous No.10822164]

>>10822124
Shitcast today
you arent going to let us down again right?

[Anonymous No.10822166]

>genuinely made more money on the stock market than I made at work today
am I on the road to /making it/?

>>10822097
ceteris paribus, you're going to lose two days worth of intrinsic value

[Anonymous No.10822183]

>>10822164
>>10822161
Also where is the negro robinhood expose?! I was excited!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822184]

>>10822164
um...

[Anonymous No.10822187]

>>10822166
if you make 90 dollars a day you aren't making it friend lol

[Anonymous No.10822197]

>>10822162
Bagholder's sarcasm guarantees Comfy is going to get liquidated.

[Anonymous No.10822199]

>>10822166
>$90
Now that's what I call a wagecuck

That said, you're getting there.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822214]

>>10822197
well I'm not wrong, 400% of no gains is still no gains.

[Anonymous No.10822219]

>>10822187
>>10822199
I'm a grocery store bitch working his way through college
one step at a time, once I get my EE degree I'll be able to invest a lot more

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822228]

>>10822197
>>10822214
Your doubt only makes me more likely to succeed

[Anonymous No.10822231]

>>10822219
Once you get your EE degree you won't even have to fuck with stocks.

[Anonymous No.10822235]

>>10822231
>not wanting to be a multi millionaire

[Anonymous No.10822243]

>>10822184
>mass unsubscribe

[Anonymous No.10822247]

>>10822124
there used to be a guy on biz from alaska who spend all winter inside trading forex, he was good, but super autistic lines TA
know any cheap forex platforms, a robinhood of currencies if you will?

ive been there before, just think, can you lose that much money in a day and still be alright? now how about every week?

>>10822219
>I'm a grocery store bitch working his way through college
>one step at a time, once I get my EE degree I'll be able to invest a lot more
holy shit, are you me? im a grocery store butcher working my way through college to get my ME degree
well sunday is my last day since i put in my 2 weeks notice...
i need to start submitting new job apps

[Anonymous No.10822254]

>>10822219
From one engineer from another, stop wasting your time at that place and get some experience at an internship so you can get a decent position when you start looking.

Unless you're living paycheck to paycheck, that is.

[Anonymous No.10822263]

Can anyone tell me why Sears stockholders haven't sued kike CEO Eddie Lambert and his holding company? It would seem to me that he is acting as a sort of bankruptcy judge while having conflicting interests.
>t. interested outsider

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10822267]

>>10822121
who do you use now?
TD has some good parts but everything they do seems for take money from you take lower margins

>>10822124
comfy no! if you cant take money trading crypto you will get rekt on forex ;_;
crypto much easier than forex

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822277]

>>10822243
NO MORE CONTENT WILL COME I PROMISE
I JUST NEED TIME

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822298]

>>10822267
Back when I was a crypto kid I only made money. It wasn't hard. Riding the potcoin, dogecoin and monacoin pumps was fun, inverting biz. It was a good time.
I should have stayed with it instead of getting slayed in the normie market

[Anonymous No.10822318]

>>10822101
>>10822126
>>10822155
my face when i love canopy growth and bruce linton but know for a fact this company isn't worth 12B$ and will drop.

[Anonymous No.10822325]

>>10822277
>I JUST NEED TIME
Pathetic, impossible sentiment

[Anonymous No.10822326]

>>10822298
Your birthday money is gone forever

[Anonymous No.10822330]

>>10822247
>ive been there before, just think, can you lose that much money in a day and still be alright? now how about every week?
ment for >>10822166

also like
>>10822254
said, your previous job experience is way more important than your degree and grades
t. senior in ME with shit job history

[Anonymous No.10822331]

>>10821942
Can I watch? I love that movie.
>Fuck off
I also enjoy when Beeks pushes the woman down on the sidewalk.

[Anonymous No.10822339]

>>10822247
Ayy, I'm a butcher too. Engineering Butchers represent. I still have to finish my understudies before I transfer to a uni.
I'm not sure if I should quit once I transfer to dedicate all my time to study, or keep working, risk lower grades, but not have to incur any student loan debt. I already have my tuition paid off, I just don't have any way to pay for living expenses once I run out of savings, so it's going to be student loans or working through my major courses.

[Anonymous No.10822344]

>>10822318
The stock is growing way too fast, I don't fuck with options anymore but picking up a short position sounds great right now.

[Anonymous No.10822345]

>>10822142
>Can't tell if troll or troll

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822350]

>>10822267
interactive brokers, they even gave me a sweet mastercard to deduct cash strait from the account, instead of having to wait a fucking week for them to cut a fucking check.

[Anonymous No.10822380]

>>10822156
It's very impressive. I got bored with it and dumped it, settling for a gain $.25/share. Good for you being patient, fren.

[Anonymous No.10822387]

I thought it was thursday god damnit.

[Anonymous No.10822412]

>>10822166
Good on you, anon. Hang in there. Plus, if you worked a shift at the grocery today you made over $150. Plenty of people would love to make $150/day, especially a young person in college. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.10822428]

>>10822254
I'm still doing my understudies getting my AA at a CC, I'm not even sure if I qualify for an internship but you can bet as soon as I start my major program I'm going to be applying the fuck out of every internship I can find.

I just don't know how to land a good internship and who to go with FOR a good internship

[Anonymous No.10822430]

Futures continue up slightly
I feel a Bull Nap coming on

[Anonymous No.10822443]

>>10822339
>, or keep working, risk lower grades,
i did this for a year, along with a year long break to fight a couple legal cases (dont ask)
as long as youre above a 2.0 GPA no one cares, they want experience (what projects did you do while at school?)

my parents were helping with tuition, which is nice, but i only made $10k a year these past two years (well 7k one year, 11k the other), so now i need a new job while part time, or use robinhood savings to move out until i get a job

or continue living at home, so no girlfriend/thots

engineering degree alone is worthless to most places, except very limited internships, its why i got into stocks in the first place (and why i wish i had bought 2 BTC when it was $600 a piece, instead of one AMZN stock)


I'm tempted to get student loans to cover rent for a year or two simply to avoid going full on neet, but im currently debt free, so idk if a credit score is worth ruining for that quite yet

[Anonymous No.10822452]

slow and steady wins the race!
>inb4 "hurr durr HMNY" I have nothing to lose on it

[Anonymous No.10822469]

>>10822452
>>inb4 "hurr durr HMNY" I have nothing to lose on it
Anon the real problem is that fucking DOGE you have.

[Anonymous No.10822475]

>>10822219
>>10822254
>>10822428
fellow engineer here, ME, just got done with school and got a full time job working at the company I've been working part time at for college.

shit is no joke, get internships as much as you can and figure out what you like doing and what you hate.

[Texas anon No.10822486]

>all these smart people itt
I feel like I shouldn’t be here

[Anonymous No.10822496]

>>10822443
I already do plenty of electronics projects (I love making synthesizers and effects modules from wholecloth) but I doubt that's going to look too impressive on a resume under "college projects", they're really looking for those internships aren't they? So unless I'm doing something really fancy it's not going to be worth shit?

[Anonymous No.10822509]

>>10822496
work experience is worth more than a doodad you made in your basement

[Anonymous No.10822512]

>>10822443
It's true. I took 5 years to graduate in computer science with a 2.3 (include a semester with four F's because I stopped going outside), with nothing to show for my life except depression and opiate addiction, and I still got the first job I applied to. EZPZ

[Anonymous No.10822518]

Real talk, are dividends my fren?

[Anonymous No.10822526]

>>10822496
Have you considered selling your synthesizers? Musicians/producers love one-of-a-kind, hand-made gear. A lot of it is ego, but the practical side of creators love shit that hasn't been touched by chink insects.

[Anonymous No.10822548]

>>10822428
Don't just apply, go to smaller local firms of your interest and ask in person, and accept it even if it is unpaid. You can be sure as shit a lot of them won't care about what program you're in, as long as the end-goal is the degree. You just need to show you're incredibly interested in gaining experience and being useful.
Sucking up is part of the job market, unfortunately.

>>10822475
Indeed. Internships are an excellent way to figure out if you'll like your job or not.
My friend tried doing some work for a manufacturing but hated it, so he moved into HVAC design and got a job through the internship despite having like a 2.23 GPA at graduation.

[Anonymous No.10822554]

>>10822486
like my ID my portfolio is SUNK, not everyone is smart at everything. besides, we're all just degenerate gamblers here...right?

[Anonymous No.10822561]

What's a good free stock simulator? I want to learn this stuff but have no disposable income currently.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822578]

>>10822561
excel spread sheets?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10822584]

>>10822298
Kek no
Me mean like trading crypto NOW with margin during bear market
Me make 0.001-3 BTC daily easy

This about same amount of money expect to make on forex daily ($30-70)

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10822646]

>>10822486
I will always be here for you my fellow retard

[Anonymous No.10822652]

>IIIV
Thank you based baby Square

[Anonymous No.10822655]

>>10821847
amd up to 24 on the 24th :^)

[Anonymous No.10822656]

>>10821942
FUCK OFF W MOUNTAIN TIME FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.10822658]

>>10822561
investopedia, it has options, stocks and all you have to do is make an account

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10822666]

>>10821942
I will be home for this!!!!

[Anonymous No.10822668]

>>10821968
>still pondering whether to go to chilis after a half a year
youre quite the risk taker, eh?

[Anonymous No.10822681]

>>10822656
but mountain time is based. we just live our lives. little more time in the summer, little less in the winter. no clock changing cuckery

[Anonymous No.10822690]

>>10822496
>So unless I'm doing something really fancy it's not going to be worth shit?
well hopefully it was a worthwhile experience as an individual, or you wouldnt be wasting your time one it?
but yea unless you sell it like
>>10822496

said, it would be considered a hobby, what you tell them your favorite thing to do when not at work, like biking, astronomy, or kayaking

it will only help against people with similar work experience as you. its a tie-breaker, not a reason to hire you

>>10822512
>It's true. I took 5 years to graduate in computer science with a 2.3 (include a semester with four F's because I stopped going outside), with nothing to show for my life except depression and opiate addiction, and I still got the first job I applied to. EZPZ
i hope thats true, ive been going for 5 years (1.5 year gap) with a gpa about at 2.3 too, with depression and anxiety (and too much smoking)
bout to apply my ass off and see if its worth it

[Anonymous No.10822692]

>>10822486
It's okay, maybe we're lying, maybe we're not. But at least you know we're all the degenerate 1% of traders that can beat the market!

t. Neuro grad student

[Anonymous No.10822706]

>>10822681
ITS NOT THE TIMEZONE THAT THE US MARKETS OPEN IN
EST IS THE ONLY TIME

[Anonymous No.10822719]

Daily reminder to get in ARWR rocket ship before takeoff.

[Anonymous No.10822733]

>>10822486
i didnt go to cool-edge either m8
im not retarded

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822735]

>>10822706
STFU EST GTFO FUGGING LOSERS

[Anonymous No.10822745]

>>10822486
>>10822486
>I feel like I shouldn’t be here
feel happy that you should

>>10822681
>seasons
must be nice

t. michigan

and all times in NYSE related threads are eastern time

[Anonymous No.10822750]

>>10822735
N I G G E R S
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[Anonymous No.10822760]

>>10822745
>and all times in NYSE related threads are eastern time
THIS
NON NEGOTIABLE

[Anonymous No.10822764]

>>10822706
Fuck you
MOUNTAIN GANG MOUNTAIN GANG MOUNTAIN GANG

[Holdmoar No.10822770]

>>10822486
If it makes you feel better I managed a 3.97 gpa and I considered it the worst investment I ever made.

[Anonymous No.10822783]

>>10822764
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10822797]

>>10822706
This, I'm going to miss comfy's movie cause I don't even know what I'm supposed to do to convert. What am I supposed to so subtract 32 hours and then multiply that by 5 and divide by nine or some shit?

[Texas anon No.10822805]

>>10822554
>>10822646
>>10822668
>>10822692
>>10822733
>>10822745
>>10822770
I get you. Maybe I should’ve used the term “educated” instead of “smart.”

[Anonymous No.10822806]

IMO we are at the decision point for AMD or maybe soon. If the question is "is this the next 10 times money stock" I think AMD at 10.50 was NVDA at 26.00. What happened back in 2016 was NVDA dropped about 10% then never stopped basically.

So I would look for a 10% drop on AMD (assuming you don't have this) and then either it settles down to the 18-20 range again or up to 105. 2021 is statistically what it should be 105 if it copies NVDA chart.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822810]

>>10822584
Are you ready to short EUR/USD and GBP/USD when Brexit fails?

[Anonymous No.10822825]

>>10822797
>What am I supposed to so subtract 32 hours and then multiply that by 5 and divide by nine or some shit?
that plus you have to figure out what timezone the lazy faggots have neglected to turn to compared to the CORRECT timezone

[Anonymous No.10822842]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CLOSED

[Anonymous No.10822851]

>>10822810
>short EURUSD
macrowise, it's a yes
>short GBPUSD
binary event, no

Also, consider shorting USDCNY. Shit just popped upward but nothing has changed since the beginning of the tarde war.

[Anonymous No.10822863]

13.11% gains this week. Thanks AMD

[Holdmoar No.10822875]

>>10822805
I'd argue that going to college doesn't make you smart either. There I was in a creative writing class to fulfill the bullshit art requirements and this dumb bitch turns to me and whispers, "Yo, what's lingisticly gifted mean." She actually wanted to become a professional writer.

[Anonymous No.10822885]

>>10822805
Education is just one method to the madness senpai

You're not missing out on much if you're making bank in stocks

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822901]

>>10822875
This is mildly related to your comment, but the recent quasi-intellectual circle jerk against higher education is absolutely retarded.
Every statistic on the face of the planet confirms higher education results in significantly higher rates of employment and significantly higher income.
>in b4 lulz i'm different
Source
https://www.bls.gov/emp/chart-unemployment-earnings-education.htm

[Holdmoar No.10822910]

>>10822875
Smart or educated that is. At most it gives you the chance to home what you already have and most people aren't cut for it but no we havee to make everyone get a college degree. Nevermind that Bobby is 19 and still eats glue.

[Anonymous No.10822929]

>>10822097
What strike? I have 288s

[Anonymous No.10822944]

>>10822901
well im not paying for it unless i can pay europoor uni prices and they dont want me, so fuck em

not going into crushing debt and wasting all that time to get out in time for a recession. i make decent money doing what i like to already

[Anonymous No.10822946]

>>10822910
I had some 14 year old girl in my college english class, she got really pissed when I said she was smart. You zoomers are weird.

[Texas anon No.10822959]

>>10822901
One could argue that’s nepotism though. As soon as those with the money realize you went to the same club they’re more likely to give said money to you.

>>10822875
>art
That’s what I really wanted to do. Kinda glad I walked out of that degree path.

[Anonymous No.10822961]

Anyone here like to gamble with Natty Gaz futures? I'm thinking UGAZ is gonna keep dropping tomorrow, picked up some DGAZ to make a couple easy bucks.

Watch me lose my shirt tho

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10822965]

>>10822810
me no make forex plays like this kek
watch charts artistically and wait for safe ez 2-3 pip trades that make $10

rinse and repeat once every hour
trying to play macro am what got me liquidated twice after 3x account

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822972]

>>10822944
Great, college isn't for everyone. But coping and pretending like it's not generally a great net investment is delusional
>>10822959
Or could it be that you are actually qualified for higher paying jobs? Is it nepotism you get a mechanical engineering job, or is the fact you actually have a degree?
Also claiming "muh nepotism" isn't a valid argument against NOT going to college, because you still make more money. It's a poorfag cope

[Holdmoar No.10822976]

>>10822901
Oh make no mistake that I'm for higher education and that I also want said higher education to be better. But most students aren't cut out for a serious class so you either get highschool 2.0 as the professor has to have at least a few people pass or you get the academic killing fields. The problem is we don't teach kids to think and learn for themselves then they get to college and they are expected to teach themselves and then prove what they have learned.There is also a devaluing when idiots who will never get higher than works at Starbucks are getting degrees. Part of the problem is there is not a high demand for people with degrees in history and linguistics, hence why my local Starbucks is full of BAs and a two MDs. Make me coffee oh master of 18th century lit

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10822984]

>>10822976
This is a based and red pilled opinion

[Anonymous No.10823002]

i bought spy puts near the end of the day am i gonna make it

[Holdmoar No.10823012]

>>10822984
3% of my Advanced Applied Statistical Theory for Psychology class failed. I stand by my academic killing field opinion.

>>10822946
It's a legitimate point that one does not equal the other, also fuck you I'm no zoomer.

[Anonymous No.10823014]

>>10822929
287 weeklies

[Anonymous No.10823029]

>>10823002
i hope cause im right there with you friendo

[Anonymous No.10823033]

>>10822929
thats at least reasonable desu

>>10822959
it essentially is
college at this point is completely unrelated to "smarts" because its so full of garbage and awful teachers most of the time. not to mention like >>10822910 said, the peers are relatively diluted as a result of everyone needing a degree, and this translates into diluted classes and requirements to prop up numbers.

nepotism allows you to bypass that somewhat, but they arent mutually exclusive either

>>10822972
>it's not generally a great net investment is delusional
it isnt for the mean
most get useless degrees. this isnt the colleges fault, but the persons, but i know plenty of people who work shit jobs and are fully educated, as well as way more people who skipped it and built successful businesses or went into real estate really hard.

one of the richest dudes i know blows glass. hes world renowned apparently and can make more money in an afternoon than most people i know do in a week.

another one of the richest guys i know owns a skateboard magazine. i know another guy who runs an indie label that got bought out by disney. the other guys are in a fucking band and are all millionaires lol

youre right that college gives you opportunity to the next tier up in jobs above mcfucking yourself4lyfe, and youre right that most that dont go to college end up poor and hopeless, but lets not confuse it for making you more likely to become fabulously rich, because that requires an entirely different skillset, and its one that they DONT teach in college

[Anonymous No.10823037]

>>10823029
tht wud make me very comfy since i bought calls yesterday and went up over 100%

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10823040]

>>10822965
Honestly this is good advice, I don't have the omnipotence to play macro desu

[Anonymous No.10823041]

>>10823014
Mon or Wed may be exits for you.

[Texas anon No.10823043]

>>10822972
it’s absolutely a valid argument. Read the thread from the beginning and look at all the posts saying they had below a 2.5 and still got jobs because of the internship. I know that’s not exactly nepotism but it still validated my argument that it’s a club.
Yes college does educate you in a field but honestly, how much of that could you have learned on your own? Especially now when everything is one google search away.

[Anonymous No.10823045]

but i also sold my crm calls i bought earlier this week way too early and missed out on like $1300 more profit... so maybe I am retarded

not locking in 50%+ profits has killed me in the past tho so i get scared now

[Anonymous No.10823053]

>>10823041
planning for monday

[Anonymous No.10823071]

you all have me worried about internships now.
If I need an internship, when should I start applying for them?
Are unpaid internships really worth it?

[Holdmoar No.10823079]

>>10823043
This, the most important skill set you learn in college will be how to teach yourself and I've learned more since coming out on my own because I don't have to write bullshit papers every other day.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10823082]

>>10823043
>how much of it could you learn on your own
Do you think employers care about how much you read wikipedia?
>it's a club
Yeah it's a club of people actually qualifed for their job. A 2.5 psychology degree is more qualified to become a psychologist than a highschool drop out
>>10823033
I would actually agree with that, getting a shit degree is going to net you shit wages. However it is undeniable that the average wage does increase with each level of education
I should specify that when I say college, that could also mean a tradesman ship like a plumper or electrician, because in my mind it is equal to a college degree (if not better because of the lower cost of investment monetarily desu)

[Holdmoar No.10823095]

>>10823071
They can be, but I would also recommend checking out a temp company. Find a good one and sell yourself to them. A good one will find a good position for your skillset and really help you build a resume'

[Anonymous No.10823096]

>>10823043
>Yes college does educate you in a field but honestly, how much of that could you have learned on your own?
and this is the part where people forget skilled labor thats hard/dangerous tends to make WAY more per hr, but the work is sometimes harder to come by

i got a roommate who chops trees around powerlines. he gets $100/hr and more when hes doing something for the state. he works half the year during the summer and fucks off down to mexico

another guy i just met when i was up in maine makes 500k a year as a captain of a huge boat that catches lobster

[Anonymous No.10823126]

AMD gonna fucking crash this monday
I leveraged 10:1 up to $2500

And you guys think everything is ok so far.

And fuck CRON guys, faggots endorsing drug dealing should be given gas chamber ffs.

[Holdmoar No.10823142]

>>10823126
AMD is going to eat your lunch money and I'm going to laugh.

[Texas anon No.10823146]

>>10823082
>Do you think employers care about how much you read wikipedia?
No I don’t. Nor do they care what you’ve learned and retained from college. That’s been my whole point.
>thinking college graduate is actually qualified for a job
No they aren’t. They’re familiar with the field but a specialized job requires experience. That’s why so many do internships.
>>10823096
>>10823079
Trades pay insanely well.

[Anonymous No.10823158]

Made $2k on a straddle for ADSK so that on top of some other positions I started out about $2.5k at the high. But LABU wasn't doing so well so that dragged it down until I cut it off.

[Anonymous No.10823160]

>>10823158
Teach me how you chose your positions senpai.
I missed ADSK mooning, how did you predict it?

[Anonymous No.10823167]

>>10823146
also, this ones funny too, because hes "technically" the richest guy i know, in terms of how he lives. hes a kid i used to live w for a bit. guy worked at an ice cream stand in the states. but hes from montenegro, so he bounces all that back into his currency and he literally owns a fucking mansion back in montenegro. fucking dope as hell

[Anonymous No.10823168]

[Holdmoar No.10823177]

>>10823146
Yeah I'm a big supporter of the trades. Most of them are far more useful than the average degree and they will most likely continue to have a place in the world contrary to the oh no robots worry everyone has.

[Anonymous No.10823178]

>>10823126
Sorry for your loss m8
AMD is getting taken out of the popular under 25 category next week

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10823183]

>>10823146
>No they aren’t. They’re familiar with the field but a specialized job requires experience. That’s why so many do internships.
Sure, that's why legal firms higher people who are self taught lawyers instead of those who went through higher education

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10823188]

>>10823040
its that but also Forex king of bucketshops
even if you play macro perfectly they will make sure everyone liquidated before hand

its also VERY comfy life doing forex daily

>3 monitors, TV, Vidogame, Forex Charts
>watch forex with corner of eye
>make hourly trade, go back to TV / video

sometimes when me lonely will even trade in public place with cell phone

[Anonymous No.10823190]

Oh man. So glad I bought DDD when I did. PQEFF has been doing breddy gud too. LB and CORT have been kicking me right in the dick though.

[Holdmoar No.10823191]

>>10823183
That's how they hire legal aides and paralegals then they send them to law school

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10823201]

>>10823191
>then send them to law school
Yeah, because they aren't qualified without that higher education
Really activates the almonds

[Anonymous No.10823212]

>>10823146
that dude who catches lobsters had some fucking stories tho let me tell ya

watching his close friends get caught in riggings and get literally pulled apart, or ripped down into the bottom of the ocean in a split second. or lose their arms and shit.

fucking commercial fishermen are the most insane hardasses in the world

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10823214]

>>10822097
uh oh
Everyone seemed for short today
me thinking short squeeze on Tuesday ;_;

[Holdmoar No.10823218]

>>10823201
They aren't qualified without passing the bar. Law is a poor choice of an example.

[Anonymous No.10823223]

>>10823183
>self taught lawyers
wtf are you on about lol real law firms arent hiring "lawyers" who didn't go to law school

[Anonymous No.10823225]

>>10823212
ever watched Deadliest Catch?

[Anonymous No.10823245]

>>10823225
literally that dude
i met that fucking dude irl lol

well over half his buddies were dead. from absolutely terrifying shit too
"deadliest catch" is no joke

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10823252]

>>10823218
What's a good example of a profession that usually requires a college degree or trades training that you just skip?
Fugging hell I have to go wageslave now, but my overall point is that in the vast majority of cases higher education = higher wages. That's just a fact and personal stories don't outweigh the data
>>10823223
O rlly? Just like how engineering firms and nurses don't take "self learned" tards?

[Anonymous No.10823255]

>>10823245
Long BAKKAFROST to pay your respect

[Anonymous No.10823265]

>>10823214
>me thinking short squeeze on Tuesday ;_;
prolly monday
i dont see any reason for us to lose last ATH support for long

[Anonymous No.10823269]

>>10821735
Are we being visited by a celebrity or is this guy just LARPing about all these people

[Anonymous No.10823273]

>>10823245
F

[Anonymous No.10823305]

>>10823160
I was looking up potential high growth companies on a site called Simply Wall Street when I saw it. Noticed it had gapped up or down pretty hard on previous earnings so I figured it would do the same for this announcement.

I try to find companies that have gapped severely in at least two out of the last four earnings announcements. ADSK did that twice severely and once somewhat moderately.

[Anonymous No.10823310]

>>10823255
weve been through this
i cant buy yuro memes

>>10823269
you talking about me?
no im just a bard
i travel a lot and meet a lot of weird people desu
im not gonna provide any specific info tho for obvious reason lol
so i guess you can call me a LARPer if you want. dont really give a fuck

>>10823273
indeed
i couldnt believe he was telling us all that shit, but he was hammered lol
turns out nearly every story of seafaring has something to do with an absolutely brutal death

[Texas anon No.10823312]

>>10823167
>>10823177
>>10823212

My biggest regret is not getting into firefighting when I was younger.

>>10823183
What you did in college to become a lawyer doesn’t mean shit if you don’t pass the bar. Who’s to say you couldn’t do that on your own.
>>10823252
You’ve offered no proof that your data isn’t flawed
There’s also plenty of self taught engineers in history. It wasn’t till later on that you were required to go to college for it and nurses and doctors go through a very long hands on internship along with college.
The end result of all this is rhetorical anyway. We are both right. I have to workout now.

[Anonymous No.10823316]

+25% this week thanks to canopy and cron. Almost sold my cgc options at 50%, glad I didn't. It's over 300% now... any predictions on where the top will be in the next month or 2??

[Anonymous No.10823325]

>>10823252
nurses? bro you have to go to nursing school lol hospitals don't just hire you cause you read wiki articles.

[Anonymous No.10823326]

>>10823305
Look up IMMR

[Anonymous No.10823338]

FIRST FOR AMD AT $24 THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.10823355]

>>10823312
>My biggest regret is not getting into firefighting when I was younger.
yea its lie 90% fucking off and playing vidya from what ive seen
but the actual job is scary as fuck
takes a special kind of person to want to run INTO a burning building

>>10823177
>contrary to the oh no robots worry everyone has.
this shit just goes to show how little people know about trades

[Holdmoar No.10823369]

>>10823252
I know a number of self taught welders who just took the test. I know a few guys in AV who are highschool dropouts and they make more money than you or me. I know one carpenter who makes furniture I'll never be able to afford. They are out there, you just can't except your bias.

[Holdmoar No.10823379]

>>10823355
Yeah no robot is replacing a master plumber on my life time.

[Anonymous No.10823384]

>>10823325
Nurses, and most medical professions will be automated in no time.
Hell, why waste 2-4 years to be a pill popper anyways? 6-9 months you could be an MA.

[Anonymous No.10823398]

>>10823310
Oops Yeah. Misquoted. You're a traveling musician? So what do you play?

>>10823252
You don't just learn technical skills in school, you more importantly learn how to work and cooperate in projects. Companies don't want to hire some genius recluse that built circuits all day in his basement if he can't express his ideas or get along with the team. Employers can also assume you had some discipline and stubbornness having completed more years of schooling. It's just a less volatile return with less DD for the company if the applicant has a degree on his resume simple as that

[Anonymous No.10823406]

>>10822077
this shit is too volatile, i just keep modifying my stop limits up but my WEED triggered yesterday and ACB triggered today. Missed out on $500 more I could have cashed in on WEED.

next week is going to be bloody though, WEED has been green consecutively longer than it's ever been, this is obviously a pump. The last stragglers getting their trading accounts next week will be in for a harsh reality the moment they jump onto the bandwagon at its peak.

[Anonymous No.10823409]

>>10823384
Fun fact 4chan is mostly automated. Userbase is about 300 people.

[Anonymous No.10823437]

Weed gonna crash so hard on Monday.

[Texas anon No.10823445]

>>10823355
I fucking love it, and have loved it for over a decade. But for reasons I couldn’t/wouldn’t do it professionally and now I’m too old. I’m hoping this department I’m with goes professional soon and I get grandfathered in.

[Anonymous No.10823469]

>>10823384
>Hell, why waste 2-4 years to be a pill popper anyways? 6-9 months you could be an MA.
it's relatively safe. Long term care is growing day by day. In Canada at least, there's a long-as-fuck waiting list just to get into a nursing home for the last days of your life. Ton of retirement homes making bank off all these too. Only need one nurse on a shift while the PSWs do the actual work. Pharmacies in on it like vultures, nursing homes get "legally" bribed (i.e. bed fees) to take on a contract from a pharmacy like usual.

[Anonymous No.10823495]

>>10823437
if it's going to crash like January again, it'll be on the Wednesday onwards. I would not risk having overvalued weed stocks over a stat weekend, not even going to try to buy back into this shit until after Labour day.

[Anonymous No.10823507]

>>10823312
the one guy i met who was a firefighter lived out in kentucky. the lions share of the calls they get are for overdoses. pretty fucking sad. eastern kentucky is pretty burnt out

>>10823398
>So what do you play?
whatever i can get a gig on
i do a lot of original bands (in 3 rn) that tour occasionally and put out records and sell merch (my friend has a printshop so we cut out overhead by paying for supplies and doin it ourselves), but the real money comes from weddings, cover gigs, fill in gigs, and my favorite: pit orchestra gigs. pit orchestra members get a lot of money and i play a lot of different instruments and can read, so it ups my market value. its a bummer that a lot of schools had arts cut tho, so theyre harder to come by these days. still get some professional theatre ones.

highest paying pit orchestra gig i ever got was the time one of the guys crashed his car so they needed a last minute fill in at this really professional theater. several thousand bucks for 2 hrs. but i had to essentially sightread the whole thing. what a rush. that was when i was in boston pretending i was going to berklee tho. those kinds of jobs dont exist where im at now

im bummed i hate/cant stand playing surf/boring ass rock music tho. my old drummer plays in a band that plays cruises and goes to all the different islands to play during the summer. makes fucking TONS of cash and is vacationing the carib all the time

[Anonymous No.10823515]

Is it too late to jump on weed stocks?

[Anonymous No.10823527]

>>10823515
Lmao dude

[Anonymous No.10823528]

>>10823406
>next week is going to be bloody though, WEED has been green consecutively longer than it's ever been, this is obviously a pump. The last stragglers getting their trading accounts next week will be in for a harsh reality the moment they jump onto the bandwagon at its peak.

Agreed. Lots of retail fomo. Very overbought on Canopy and several others. I'm thinking considerable retrace, then one more push up to Canadian recreational sales start on October 17. After that it'll be near market for Canadian LPs. Cannabis pharma should hold up as that runs on different timeline with different catalysts. Speculative investment in big US cannabis companies will have a couple moons between now and end of 2019. Especially so if presidential election has people running on pro-legalization platform. Doesn't even matter if they win, just the talk itself should be enough to stoke the hype.

My portfolio is 90% cash as of close today.

[Anonymous No.10823532]

>>10823409
You say that and I'm fairly certain that I've seen threads on other boards with the same images and responses in the same order several times in separate days.

[Anonymous No.10823538]

>>10823515
definitely
im stalking a short on CRON and maybe CGC, but i know CRON is more volatile and has less holding it up

[Anonymous No.10823545]

>>10823515
>should I buy bitcoin at 20k?

[Texas anon No.10823566]

>>10823507
Fug. My little cousin lives there. She got busted a few days ago with drugs and a gun. She’s not even 20. F

[Anonymous No.10823586]

should i hop out of amd over the weekend and get back in next week? or just say fuck it and ride the lightning

[Anonymous No.10823600]

>>10823532
maybe on the main boards like /v/ or /pol/, but a lot of it is just stupid kids who like to repeat the same jokes over and over again
the idea that theres 300 users on the whole site is retarded
theres probably 300 people ITT who post semi-regularly (at least once a week). this general doesnt get as many bots as most on this board

>>10823566
>She got busted a few days ago with drugs and a gun
this has been exactly my experience w eastern kentucky. so much drugs and heavy shit, mostly poisonous water due to fuck ups at the coal plants decades ago, and absolutely not a SHRED of work to be had. slinging drugs is literally the only career out there

the state govt is all run by big tobacco families, and they all live in western kentucky so they seem to not put a CENT into eastern kentucky

[Anonymous No.10823621]

>>10823527
>>10823538
>>10823545
I figured, wish I'd paid attention and made even a little bit of money off it.

[Anonymous No.10823625]

>be me
>look at my portfolios
>If I go into Ronco Rotisserie Set it and forget it mode and make no more contributions other than DRIP, i'll have 1 milli in 15 years

comfy feels of gonna making it
>inb4 I get hit by bus today

[Anonymous No.10823634]

>>10823586
23 was the dip.
Ride it.

[Anonymous No.10823638]

>>10823566
its too bad because appalachia is so damn pretty, but its like a third world country due to the drugs (which is 100% targeted), and the complete lack of work

[Anonymous No.10823651]

>>10823515
no, canada weed and us weed will be booming, when it gets taken off of schedule 1, it'll be bought by a company like pfizer or JNJ

green grows green

t. someone who hates weed and doesn't smoke it

[Anonymous No.10823658]

>>10823515
We've seen this pattern before and it's going to crash hard. Don't FOMO withoutat least having a stop limit that you can accept a 10% loss on (anything less will just trigger instantly and you might as well have never tried). I don't know how much you've been following weed stocks, but this shit can basically go from -5% to +5% or vice versa within the same hour. The reason my stop limit on WEED even triggered is because it literally went down a dollar within 5 minutes.. then back up 10% the next day.

I may have missed out on extra profits today but I'm totally cashing out right now. At least bagholders back in January had July (now October) to hope for the next wave of bagholders. Right now.. the US and so on, but nothing really concrete, and honestly that shit and years beyond has been priced in already.

[Anonymous No.10823662]

>>10823621
then wait for a dip, or stalk a short if thats your thing. just use stops lol.

i was long CRON before the bill, and scalped it after the bill got signed and it was pretty good

[Anonymous No.10823685]

>>10823507
I play guitar and I accepted the fact I have absolutely no feeling nor talent for music
I am just happy to play songs I like

As for investing in general and reading the comments here, I find there is lots and lots of money in this world but very few genuine talent and passion. That fits your situation well.

Education is important but people often mistake it for schooling. Most of the "educated" people I see are idiot with diplomas. The more idiots with diplomas there are, the more importance they give to this so called "education".

We are due a correction in this humanity bubble imo

[Texas anon No.10823691]

>>10823600
>>10823638
Yea her single parent mother took a job there to get away from the rest of the family and all the guys she fucked. The sad thing is she is/was a literal 10/10 and very intelligent. The day after graduation she went and guy a giant butterfly tattoo across her chest that stretched from shoulder to shoulder. It was all downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.10823703]

>>10823625
>be me
>envision trading with 30-40% returns a year
>millionaire a few years after I graduate

Life feels so comfy when you're not in debt man. How much are you assuming your set it and forget it will return yearly? Also Inb4 crash this year BUT ITLL BE OK RIGHT

[Anonymous No.10823730]

>>10823651
it will become a legit industry and likely a commodity if they start taking hemp seriously (which they should to reduce dependency on petroleum based plastics imo)

>>10823685
>I am just happy to play songs I like
thats the fucking point tho
doing what i do takes a lot of the fun out of it desu

>there is lots and lots of money in this world but very few genuine talent and passion
lol let me be clear, im NOT rich. sometimes i get payed a lot, then theres no real work for months. its a pretty wretched existance sometimes, but i genuinely like it, and its the coolest job desu
>due a correction in this humanity bubble imo
mouse utopia
not a correction but a crash

>>10823691
>The day after graduation she went and guy a giant butterfly tattoo across her chest that stretched from shoulder to shoulder. It was all downhill from there.
F indeed

[Anonymous No.10823780]

>>10823730
I know the kind of person you are and your goals lurking here and shitposting with money on Wall Street memes

My point is, we live in a world with lots of capitals but very few talented and motivated people to invest in as most are rotten by modern day's banes (drugs, liberalism etc)

[Anonymous No.10823815]

Hey guys
n00b here

What book should I start with?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10823821]

>>10823685
>We are due a correction in this humanity bubble imo

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10823837]

>>10823815
wizards books! it introduces you to the myriad of way for trade / invest / hedge / make money

[Anonymous No.10823843]

>>10823780
>most are rotten by modern day's banes (drugs, liberalism etc)
thankfully i grew out of leftism at like 15 and stopped doing drugs and drinking more or less
i smoke pot tho desu

appreciate the kind words tho bud
i agree that people that are creative are worth their weight in gold. but its cashing in on that which is the hopelessly hard part, and most people burn out and become drunks or addicts. its a rough life desu if you cant "make it" (tho ive definitely see it happen even when they DO). like, i have little to no safety net really. if something happens and i lose this stuff, im not qualified on paper to do literally anything. of course i fucking could, mentally and physically, but it simply wont happen because i have a high school diploma and thats it

[Anonymous No.10823854]

>>10822561
Just install Robinhood and put stuff in your wish list there you go.

[Anonymous No.10823858]

>>10823837
This?

[Anonymous No.10823868]

>>10822443
There's demand for engineers with experience and passion. Unfortunately most eng grads have neither and are just looking for a desk job that pays 80k.

[Anonymous No.10823910]

>>10823858
Yup! Jack Schwaeger also authored other subsequent Market Wizards books.

I'd also recommend reading Trading for a Living by Alexander Elder and How I Made 2 Million in the Stock Market by Nicholas Darvas. First one is more educational while the latter is more entertaining as it is a biography of sorts. Both deal heavily with market psychology which is extremely important in trading.

[Anonymous No.10823924]

>>10823910
>I'd also recommend reading Trading for a Living by Alexander Elder and How I Made 2 Million in the Stock Market by Nicholas Darvas
Awesome, thank you.

[Anonymous No.10823939]

>>10822469
I don't have it, its on my watchlist

[Anonymous No.10823965]

I'm up 5% this week, I'm also pretty drunk.
It could be much much worse I guess.

[Anonymous No.10824013]

How can I pick the wrong stocks EVERY TIME

[Anonymous No.10824182]

>>10823586
>>10823634
23.2 was the level for it to beat today. Let it ride. Kept pumping AH

[Anonymous No.10824288]

was our occult market predictions correct? I think so

>bull vs bear debates constantly engulfing the thread
>comfy decided to manage his risky by playing paper money
>bulls won, S&P hit all time highs

I will do next week's predictions later tonight.

[Anonymous No.10824294]

>>10822344

I have a strategy for shorting weed stocks that worked out well earlier this year and shields you somewhat from trying to short when sector is in max FOMO: wait out the first drop and watch the bull trap form. When you see that lower high top out and buy volume drop off, initiate short. Stronger confirmation and the trend will likely remain on your side for a longer period of time. Shorting when it's flying up like this is the short equivalent of a knife catch.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10824313]

Just checked HMNY's close today

[Anonymous No.10824344]

>>10823858
>>10823910
>>10823837

found a good rip of it really quick, so if anyone wants a copy, go to pic related and look for the /pdf/ bread

and remember if you guys got any books that you have that youd like to share, post em in that bread with the title and author and a picture of the cover if you got one

[Anonymous No.10824362]

>>10824313
did it go even lower?

[Anonymous No.10824367]

Any useful infographics or youtube videos a newfag could watch to get some learning happening?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10824368]

>>10824362
Closed around 1 cent. Will throw 200 at it for fun next week.

[Anonymous No.10824371]

I'm going hard on lululemon next week.

Luxury retail has been killing it.

Got profit on Williams Sonoma but shit did i exit too early. Missed out on about 8x more gains. Gotta work on not selling too early. I've been playing daily SPY calls a few times a week if futures are looking really good and those added about 7% on my weekly. Had a bit of a trading existential crisis mid week but got some good sleep and got back in the game. Looking forward to next week.

The path to sound bullish mentality should be respected. The greatest struggles involve not only trusting yourself but trusting the trend as well. It's easy to be a bear. It takes confidence to be a bull.

[Anonymous No.10824385]

>>10824344
actually its not a very good rip of it, but i gotta split. ill find a better one tomorrow and post it

unless anyone else has it in pdf format

>>10824367
look through the OP
there should be enough to get you started

>>10824368
doesnt surprise me desu
i would more shocked if you told me it went up

[Anonymous No.10824386]

>he still hasn’t bought CVM

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10824499]

>>10824344
kek thank you
listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVkfnftPBw

as we type !

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10824513]

>>10824313
me am concinved that somehow the HMNY owners made 1000000 accounts all with 1 share of HMNY in them before the reverse split

that the only way for explaining this continued dump

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10824522]

>>10824513
At these levels it's primed for a really huge dead cat bounce.

Throwing $200 at it is worth it.

[Anonymous No.10824527]

>>10824522
cease your niggertry

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10824532]

>>10824527
Are you saying you don't have $200 to fuck around with? KEK

[Anonymous No.10824549]

>>10824532
anyone who seriously recommends hmny should be lynched for being redditor-tier

[Anonymous No.10824553]

>>10824499
tummy

[Anonymous No.10824587]

also comfy you should add some filler videos to the channel for movie night so that the whole thing just doesnt repeat over and over again

my vote is on some milton friedman videos cuz he was a smart guy and keeps it simple in his speeches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAaIZmxfNA

[Anonymous No.10824716]

>>10824522
Nice try, Teddy. You're not getting another dime from me.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10824736]

Kek this board is great

So many threads about accepting the wagecuck life

Crypto really fucked these people

[Anonymous No.10824745]

>>10821942
If it's going to be Trading Places, I might join. That's a good movie.

[Anonymous No.10824793]

the JPM news mooned CBOE

[Anonymous No.10824804]

>>10821847
>waiting all week for WEED and weed stocks to dip so I could buy in
>Dip never came and now I'm missing out

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.10824805]

Never thought I would see the day where I hate weekends.

[Anonymous No.10824814]

its almost college football gambling time again

its like options but colleges instead

GO DAWGS

[Anonymous No.10824852]

>>10823868
>Unfortunately most eng grads have neither and are just looking for a desk job that pays 80k.
I have passion for design, which would be a desk job

but i dont know if there are any entry level CAD or Solidworks jobs, without working on production first

ill find out soon enough, if I can do a successful interview

[Anonymous No.10824876]

>>10823126
Not after a new intel vulnerability was found. Companies are probably going to boycott Intel. Amd to $40

[Anonymous No.10824933]

>>10824876
>boycott Intel
kek no. Companies will always buy whatever chip they need. and its not the security (now patched) bug only affected Intel, AMD processors are vulnerable too.

t. engineer at tech company with hundreds of servers

[Anonymous No.10824952]

>>10823437
Just look at the fucking P/E for CRON. What the fuck? Shit is crashing hard

[Anonymous No.10824967]

>>10824876
One day all personal computers will either come with Qualcomm ARM or AMD chips, and Intel will be a distant memory. Cap this.

[Anonymous No.10825067]

>>10823252
Arguably programming.

[Anonymous No.10825081]

>>10824933
>must agree not to benchmark if you want the intel patch

Is over for intel.

[Anonymous No.10825140]

>>10825081
not to publish benchmarks*
we dont publish our benchmarks regardless, doesn't affect us

AMD shills are so boring, there's lots of stuff to be talked about but they just shit out the same stuff over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ...
its really quite tiring and it really makes me think who might be paying you lot

[Anonymous No.10825178]

I'd say it's high time to buy China.
They took a hit from trade wars scares and are on sale.
BIDU and BABA in particular look poised to breakout

[Anonymous No.10825436]

Have about 2k profits of cgc, should i take and reinvest on next dip or ride the wave considering im going long on it anyway?

[Anonymous No.10825555]

>>10825140
I compare all the chipmakers with one another, I try to find best value.
interestingly enough; micron has 1 billion+ shares outstanding and creates 12 dollars of value annually (forward looking up to debate; since this season will likely be rough)
AMD has about 960 million shares outstanding and created about .45 cents of value last year
Intel's been having a hiccup but it more or less has been continually creating value for its shareholders; steady, long term non-bumpy growth of about .03-05+ cents every quarter

so it boggles my mind to see people hyping up AMD; technically the set up is dogshit god awful if you want to trade AMD (fyi I'm short amd); Micron's poised for 60 dollar value within 2 weeks end
what the fuck is going on here, is everybody being roped into AMD because they're booming during the same boom season every other chipmakers benefiting from? because AMD's finally above water when everybody else has been in a yacht financially?
they're going to be burned when the tariffs hits AMD just as hard as MU gets hit this earnings report, the eps will go negative and the hedge funds will have the cushion they're looking for by shilling their shit on every news site out there, and I'm getting burned by association by not going long on these puts

[Anonymous No.10825588]

>>10825555
Amd is going places and intel is not. Simple as that. Why do you think apple dropped Intel?

[Anonymous No.10825619]

>>10825588
They didn't want to put a sticker on the exterior of their macbooks.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10825776]

This might be a better question for /g/, but which telecom will be the first and most successful at rolling out and implementing 5G? T, VZ or Sprint?
Which ever can "get it done" first is going to have a sweet inflow of cash

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10825789]

>>10825776
Oops by Sprint I mean TMUS

[Anonymous No.10825803]

>>10825776
tmobile is about to cuck T with 5g

germans always win my friend

[Anonymous No.10825933]

Looks like TSLA is staying public, what a shocker

nice move to tweet it out on a Friday night

[Anonymous No.10825939]

https://www.tesla.com/blog/staying-public
PFFFTTT HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Dont drop the soap

[Anonymous No.10825965]

sec bout to raep elon

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10825999]

>>10825939
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10826021]

P&G trademarking "LOL"

buy this shit, its going to the moon

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10826027]

DOWN ONE PERCENT FOR THE DAY
COULDN'T GET INTO TWO NEW POSITIONS
ROKU DECIDED TO ERASE AND MIMIC GAINS AS LOSSES
JWN SHOULD'VE BEEN MANAGED TODAY BUT THE MARKET WASN'T HAVING IT

[Anonymous No.10826030]

>>10825933
>>10825939
I can't wait to see the ensuing chaos on Monday regarding TSLA.

[Anonymous No.10826032]

>>10825939
UH OH ELON

[Anonymous No.10826044]

>>10826021
cringe boomer co.

[Anonymous No.10826095]

>>10826044
take that back

[Anonymous No.10826097]

If Twitter hits $35 on Monday I'm gonna make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.10826123]

ok srsly wtf is up with AMD?

this can't be real right? this is just going to crash on monday

will AMD bubble pop jump start the recession?

[Anonymous No.10826142]

>>10824967
The new Foreshadow flaw only affects Intel. also the new security patches will slow Intel processors.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/intel-gags-linux-distros-from-revealing-performance-hit-from-spectre-patches/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBOsVt0iXE4

[Anonymous No.10826220]

>>10826123
I bought an AMD processor last Wednesday. I hope that helped their bubble inflate!!

[Anonymous No.10826231]

>>10826142
how the actual fuck are niggers just now finding these exploits in decades old architectures

[Anonymous No.10826251]

>>10826231
They're not it was purposefully put there by cia niggers

[Anonymous No.10826282]

>>10825436
bump topic

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10826327]

>>10826123
Let's hope it crashes and fucking burns. I got some cheap puts I want to realize 10,000% gains with.

[Anonymous No.10826372]

>>10826327
>AMD puts
>not TSLA puts
i shiggydiggy

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10826380]

>>10826327
Normies are starting to FOMO into AMD, they'll get bogged s00n because the world hates them

[Anonymous No.10826477]

Dear China, my AUY holdings thank you this day.

[Anonymous No.10826497]

What's the typical sell of a put/call? How much do you guys try to make and how much is too much?

I was thinking of selling some naked AMD calls around 100 contracts, but I think this might be a bit much because I couldn't cover it if they get exercised

[Anonymous No.10826504]

>>10826497
that would be fucking retarded

sell 1 contract, 1 contract is for 100 shares

If someone bought out AMD for like 40 bucks you'd be bankrupt

[Anonymous No.10826515]

>>10824371
Ive got $140 calls for September, you hopping on? Also long with 100 shares

[Anonymous No.10826517]

>>10826504
That was my thinking

[Anonymous No.10826528]

>>10826517
Selling option premium (there's a lot of factors, but overall) is a positive EV strategy but you can get BTFO on big outlier events, which 100% will happen if you trade enough.

You can lose 10 years of profits in a week

[Anonymous No.10826533]

>>10826515
8/31 $140's

Just one contract, I think we'll get a big ass jump.

They've got a store in Anchorage. I went down the other day and it was booming on a mid weekday afternoon.

Picked up a dicks contract when it dipped down and got a .40 jump at the end of day. Hibbett and Foot Locker missed but I don't think that correlates to Dicks missing earnings or guidance. Hibbett has always kind of sucked and Foot Locker is basically nogs-r-us. Dicks is where people go to buy $200 bats for their shitty kids.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10826536]

Robinhood niggas just KEEP ON BUYING AMD

How soon do they get JUSTd?

[Anonymous No.10826538]

anyone playing TIF into earnings? I kinda wanna but some otm calls cause i think its gonna spike, just not as intensely as last er

[Anonymous No.10826548]

>>10826538
also considering the way luxury retail has been popping the fuck off lately

[Anonymous No.10826556]

>>10826533
lmao that blotter art

[Anonymous No.10826595]

>>10824805
Oh fuck I just realized I made my class schedule completely open on weekends. I'm still not used to the "there is nothing to do on the weekend" mindset.

Poll: If you had to go to a regular uni what degree would you get for max gains?

[Anonymous No.10826622]

>>10825555
People are willing to pay a premium for a company that has a very good chance of stealing 10-15% marketshare from intel in the upcoming year.

AMDs market cap is 10% of Intels, if they can make even a small dent in Intel's stranglehold, thats a pretty huge deal desu.

Value investing isn't working anymore. Its about who has the potential to hype up the most promise

[Anonymous No.10826640]

>>10826595
CS with finance minor. Stretch it out to 5 years and take a bunch of random fun humanities along the way

[Anonymous No.10826655]

>>10826536
yo where do I find these charts of robinhood users?

[Anonymous No.10826687]

>>10823045
It's been said before so I'll say it again. Do not lament lost profit or lost gains. Look forward. Profit is profit so just take what you have and continue.

[Anonymous No.10826727]

>>10826655
robintrack

[Anonymous No.10826729]

What links in the OP are best for learning how to identify stocks you should invest in?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10826804]

>>10826729
Are you fucking retarded? You can't even browse the OP yourself?

[Anonymous No.10826836]

>>10825178
They are not done crashing yet
Debts debts debts without productivity growth
Global trade slowing down and lots of write-offs in waiting (malinvestment)

[Anonymous No.10826848]

>>10826021
>mfw the next step will be to copyright pepe, wojak and spurdo

[Anonymous No.10826861]

>>10826640
I thought CS was a meme, or maybe I shouldn't listen to /sci/

>>10826848
Isn't pepe already copyrighted by it's creator?

[Anonymous No.10826867]

Where's that tarot reading anon? I want my /x/ reading for next week please.

[Anonymous No.10826967]

>>10826867
I want short strangle officer to give us another monthly picks

[Anonymous No.10827163]

>>10826867
sorry, that will happen tommorow.

[Anonymous No.10827632]

What does /smg/ think about the "Everything" Bubble?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jessecolombo/2018/08/24/u-s-household-wealth-is-experiencing-an-unsustainable-bubble

As someone who lived and survived through the 2008 collapse, it's a little spooky. I'm going to apply the same loss-mitigation techniques I had back then (it was pretty obvious the housing bubble was going to burst), but I don't know if it'll be enough.

[Anonymous No.10827799]

>>10827632
Don't worry
As long as you are riding on Buffett-sama's shoulders you will be fine

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10828356]

>crack open Soro's alchemy book for weekend read
>it reads just like AGI vector space thought wave anon's posts
What the heckies >_> Soros is high IQ as duck

[Anonymous No.10828710]

>>10827799
I know it's a meme, but I do like Buffett's strategies. It's a bad idea to rely on someone else's intuition however, especially if they make a mistake.

[Anonymous No.10828719]

Does anyone use ultimatestockalerts?

[Anonymous No.10828969]

>>10828356
post it

[Anonymous No.10828978]

>>10827632
if you hedge with puts to be delta neutral you'll be fine, but if you really think it's going to crash you can liquidate.

[Anonymous No.10829356]

>>10828710
I posted that image
I think what Buffett-sama means is:
- invest responsibly: in non meme companies with solid cash flows and moat
- no margin
- keep some cash to buy the dip on companies you love
- trust your intuition and thesis and if nothing contradicts them hodl

I think many people misunderstood his never sell philosophy

[Anonymous No.10829831]

RREEEEEEE IM BORED

[Anonymous No.10829948]

Alright, fags. I got $23.11 on TD Ameritrade and $18 on robinhood. Shill me some penny stocks that i need to buy up come Tuesday.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10830014]

>>10828969
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVewFOg-FA

[Anonymous No.10830125]

>>10829948
DRUS. I made $87.
>then i lost it

[Anonymous No.10830198]

we shorting tsla?

[Anonymous No.10830296]

i plan on enlisting after i get my degree so i can springboard into a fed job. I'll have a lot of cash saved up so ill be able to actually fuck around with stocks

[Anonymous No.10830526]

>>10830198
In the past 2-3 weeks I ran it down from $340 to $303, then shorted again from $299 so underwater currently on that but overall still in profit. Not too bad considering I shorted almost immediately before the Saudi and then "go private" Tweet. Just holding on tight, something has to give with the stock still so high. I see this as a failed bailout attempt and at best Tesla is looking at share dilution, at worst Chapter 11. The options for them are narrowing and none look good for the stock. Some accounting tricks might paint a not so terrible picture in Q3 but the market should see through it. The writing is on my the wall.

[Anonymous No.10830670]

>>10830198
im long puts. Got lots spread throughout now till EOY at low strikes.

[Anonymous No.10830766]

>>10822452
HMNY is doomed

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10830791]

>>10830014
kek just listen to this guy
he deff some sort of alien

[Anonymous No.10830793]

>>10822554

[Anonymous No.10830806]

>>10822652
Nice returns anon

[Anonymous No.10830840]

>>10824013
Learn some technical analysis and good risk control & money management.

[Anonymous No.10831088]

New:
>>10831083
New:
>>10831083

[Anonymous No.10831088,1]

>>10828356
Thanks for the book recommendation, seriously.