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[Anonymous No.10821336]

>try to make kikebase account
>personal info verification fails constantly
>run around with support over 3 days
>finally non automated response
>they want a fucking picture of a social security card and a picture of a bank statement, utility bill etc.

Imagine being this dumb. Imagine trusting conbase with all of this.

Fuck crypto exchanges.

[Anonymous No.10821396]

>>10821336
just use monero if you want to buy your HRT faggot

[Anonymous No.10821413]

>>10821396
What does the fucking coin have to do with anything? I'm trying to buy ETH or BTC to transfer into alts.

[Anonymous No.10821442]

>>10821413
>t. newfag
just find your nearest bitcoin dispensary.

[Anonymous No.10821483]

>>10821442
>pay a grand over what a BTC is worth
>have to be a cityfag

You're an idiot "newfag"

[Anonymous No.10821929]

cute pic, OP. wanna take it to the whitehouse?

[Anonymous No.10821931]

Coinbase is literally the antithesis of what the crypto trade was intended to be originally. Fucking Jews.

[Anonymous No.10822107]

I'm ears for anyone who can recommend me a better way to buy crypto. I'm in the middle of nowhere US so keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.10822138]

>>10822107
Gemini

[Anonymous No.10822172]

>>10822138
Sounds like it has a lot of the issues coinbase does with verification but I'll give it a look. If it requires ridiculous info like full SSN, and bake statement or utility bills tell me now.

[Anonymous No.10822224]

>>10822107
Robinhood Crypto
Not real crypto it's better than real crypto they're price contracts which means no waiting 20 minutes for a transaction you can buy and sell your crypto almost instantly

[Anonymous No.10822279]

>>10821336
Is it really this shit to make a coinbase account now? When I made an account 2 years ago, I only had to upload a photo of my driver's license.

[Anonymous No.10822348]

>>10822224
I've not heard of this and there doesn't seem to be much info on it. What does all of this mean for the end user? Is it as problematic privacy wise as coinbase? I'm also interested as it seems you can trade stocks on the platform as well?

>>10822279
Yes the support team emailed and said I had to complete these 4 steps before escalating if I couldn't verify (though I can't complete 2 and 3 because I can't complete step 1)

[Anonymous No.10822366]

>>10821336
How about sauce?

[Anonymous No.10822381]

>>10822366
Don't know it. Just saved the pic on this site.

[Anonymous No.10822407]

>>10821442
>>10821396
Retard.

>>10821336
OP same thing here. I used started using VirVoxx for my purchases of bitcoin. it's a bit more expensive but its worth it man.
All you need is a bank verified paypal account, and if you dont have one of those you can buy them online.

[Anonymous No.10822421]

>>10821336
>implying you need kikebase to buy and sell bitcoin&ether
>implying you need kikebase to trade bitcoin to usd

[Anonymous No.10822449]

>>10822407
I have a bank verified PayPal I'll look it up, hope its not too much more expensive.

Really interested in the robinhood crypto and Gemini right now.

>>10822421
Then how about you post some alternatives and let me know what you use that's so much better? I'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.10822499]

>>10822449
>some alternatives
buying/selling bitcoin: gemini, localbitcoins
trading bitcoin to fiat: gemini, every exchange with USD
There are too many exchanges to name them all

[Anonymous No.10822558]

>>10822499
I'm going to try and make a Gemini account I guess I see lots of people recommending it as an alternative.

What information was required and are there any limitations to be aware of? It is owned by the (((Winklevoss))) twins after all.

[Anonymous No.10822927]

>>10822449
No not too expensive, i dropped 110 by paypal through it and got 97 dollars in BTC.

[Anonymous No.10823457]

>>10822927
That's pretty high...

[Anonymous No.10823508]

>>10822224
>no control over keys
>better than real crypto
off with your head

[Anonymous No.10823562]

You will want to use bisq for this

[Anonymous No.10823618]

>>10823508
No exchange gives you actual control over the crypto until you actually transfer it anyway right? Thought that's how coinbase worked as well. Your coinbase wallet is just a promise of the BTC you have and it only actually registers in the "system" when you transfer it to your actual wallet.

[Anonymous No.10823699]

>>10822558
haven't used gemini but afaik the winklevoss are not kikes

[Anonymous No.10823808]

Just looked and robinhood crypto isn't available in my state. (KY)

[Anonymous No.10823935]

Gemini requires a social security number. Jesus Christ.

Im done. Unless there is an exchange that doesn't blatantly violate your privacy and has good prices I'm not even going to bother investing in this shit. Fuck regulatory kike bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10824264]

>>10822107
go for an ATM if you must. I suggest mining or setting up a dummy bank account for wire transfers to Kraken.

>>10822224
You can do this if you want, but know that your paper bitcoin cannot be redeemed for Bitcoin. beware of fiat.

[Anonymous No.10824270]

>>10823935
they all do it to be compliant with global KYC / AML rules. Dirty money is everywhere and they're trying to crack down on it. Crypto is an absolute nightmare for agencies.

[Anonymous No.10824308]

>>10821336
and i thought i had is bad with them... all it took was a photo of my id card and a mugshot. fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.10824309]

>>10824264
The closest atm is about 2 hours from me and the price is 7700 USD per BTC

>>10824270
Fuck them. I didn't ask for these laws and I want no part of it. The real reason is the fucking (((IRS))) doesn't want anybody to avoid paying a cent to their fucking fat cat kike asses.

Fuck kyc and aml, meanwhile banks knowingly launder for big crime and get a slap on the wrist. All I fucking want to do is buy some fucking crypto as an individual.

So fucking tired of the fucking state and fucking kikes. Fuck every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.10824316]

>>10821336
It's FDIC insured for USD though. That's all that counts.

[Anonymous No.10824326]

>>10824309
i have used localbitcoins before it's pretty chill experience.

[Anonymous No.10824348]

>>10824326
and no i haven't met with anyone i just sold some bitcoins and got paid via paypal

[Anonymous No.10824351]

>>10824326
That's what I'm going to look into next. It seems a little sketch and I'm not really sure how it works, also I'm not going to be able to physically meet anyone there. I've never used escrow payments before, assuming that's what this is.

>>10824316
I don't give a fuck. I'd transfer it instantly to a wallet like any sane person. Sick of this centralized statist garbage

[Anonymous No.10824359]

>>10822381
Just tineye it and give us the results.

[Anonymous No.10824373]

>>10824351
>I've never used escrow payments before, assuming that's what this is.
it's exactly just that. the seller puts btc into escrow localbitcoins releases to the buyer once seller confirms funds. if there is a dispute the bitcoins are stuck in escrow and i don't know how but they will try to determine who was dealing in bad faith.

[Anonymous No.10824391]

>>10824359
it gave me shit cunt
>:(
I need sauce

[Anonymous No.10824398]

Kraken?

[Anonymous No.10824437]

>>10824373
I've never ever done escrow before but that doesn't sound too awful bad as long as you deal with someone who has a good reputation and keep the transaction amount on the lower end of reasonable.

>>10824398
Haven't tried making an account there yet, I'm assuming its the same deal.

[Anonymous No.10824495]

>>10824437
sure you can do multiple small transactions.
you can sell btc for paypal but nobody will take chances with the reverse. you can't buy btc with paypal because apparently paypal purchases are reversible.

[Anonymous No.10824520]

>>10824437
but you have to understand something an exchange where you can put limit orders in will always provide you with a lot better prices than a sell/buy with various fees and mediators.

[Anonymous No.10824531]

>>10824495
So if I can't buy with PayPal I have to give a stranger access to my bank account number?

>>10824520
Unless the market rises and there are listings on localbitcoin with pre rise prices right?

[Anonymous No.10824574]

What an angry young anon

Pay your taxes you shmuck

[Anonymous No.10824589]

>>10821336
No one is going to try and steal your identify for the $500 in your account you self-important poorfaggot

[Anonymous No.10824604]

>>10824531
the bank account number itself is useless other than sending you money it's like the bitcoin address which is a hash of the public key can't really do anything with it. it's a bit worse that you have to give them your real name with a wire transfer.

some people exchange btc for other coins or online wallets tho. stuff like paysafe cards or moneybookers / skrill (which i actually used in the past but meh)...

[Anonymous No.10824618]

>>10824574
Your day will come Jew.

>>10824589
Like that's all I have. I'm worried about whats in my bank not what I initially invest in crypto.

>>10824604
Is the escrow payment a wire transfer? Aren't they like 40 bucks at most banks?

[Anonymous No.10824633]

>>10824618
I know that's all you have, so don't worry about someone actually wasting time to try and hack your little mickey mouse account

[Anonymous No.10824635]

>>10824618
no just typically the sellers that offer reasonable price and not like $8k don't accept paypal but only wire transfer (low risk for them) you send the money directly to them. and yes it will cost you.

[Anonymous No.10824658]

>>10824635
oh and it can take days for the transaction to confirm... online wallets are fast as lightning tho. and they shouldn't get your real identity. but first you transfer funds to them which will cost you then they convert the payment which will cost you and then the transaction fees again cost you. it's fucking highway robbery. you can easily reach a 10-20% markup on your purchase in total.

[Anonymous No.10824663]

>>10821336
>>10822107

is this a thinly veiled payfair thread?
if it's not you should just use payfair OP. no kyc bullshit

[Anonymous No.10824679]

>>10824633
literally have over 80k in savings but okay sport. Still chump change for some but doesn't change the fact ID theft is real and if it gets out its out forever.

>>10824658
Jesus Christ. I really don't want to give out my SSN but it seems like that's the only way to not get raped in pricing.

>>10824663
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.10824687]

>>10824679
Any exchange you sign up for and want to wire real money to is going to do KYC, so it's not exactly something you're going to get around. Or you could go the localbitcoins route and meet up with all manner of sketchy fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.10824695]

>>10824679
even if you do reg to coinbase you still gonna get raped it will take a few % to get your money to the exchange and they will charge about 5% on your purchase.

coinbase pro on the other hand is not so bad, with limit orders and no fees like on quick buy you can get away with a lot less paid out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.10824703]

>>10821336
it's KYC rules you retard. They don't want to get mixed in with the mafia and go to jail.

[Anonymous No.10824709]

>>10821336

Don't worry, I got a new phone and their retarded 2fa is so shit I had to keep my old one just for kikebase, and I can never sign out. Support is exactly as retarded as you'd expect - what about the phrase "my 2fa works on every other site and exchange, it's not my fucking time clock needing to sync" do they fail to understand?

[Anonymous No.10824722]

>>10824695
of course you still pay to the exchange even with limit orders make no mistake about it. they will never find your order a pairing if it's not profitable for them which means somebody has to sell lower than what you are buying for.

[Anonymous No.10824740]

>>10821336

>imagine complaining on the internet posting smug anime faces

Faggot

[Anonymous No.10824843]

>>10824687
Do you people actually think this shit is acceptable? Like how brainwashed and submissive have we become where we accept that buying fucking crypto should be subject to all of this?

>>10824695
If I ever just succumb to the Jew and give my SSN I will likely just use Gemini.

>>10824740
>he questioned the Jew better insult him!

[Anonymous No.10824860]

>>10824703
>he buys the government spew shit

You're a really fucking good goyim idiot. The mafia is only so because of the government and the reason this shit exists is so we can't tax evade like the big corps can and the (((IRS))) sucks out every last cent.

[Anonymous No.10824869]

>>10821336
>be non-brainlet
>trade cash for BTC off-exchange
>identity not compromised
>gains not taxed
>dont have to trust counterparty with my money
>dont have to wait days to be (((verified)))

[Anonymous No.10824888]

>>10821396
tfw unironically do this

[Anonymous No.10824890]

>>10824869
What do you think is being discussed here idiot? Not everyone lives in a city or an area big enough to meet people to trade this stuff. Not to mention how much over value did you pay?

[Anonymous No.10824905]

>>10824890
Extra? Usually I trade at market price, and if you dont live near a major city, you are the minority in the USA.

[Anonymous No.10824907]

>>10824843
Any time you open any kind of account whether it be an actual stock trading account, anything where the recipient company has to recieve and send real fucking money, they need to do KYC or they themselves will get raped by regulators. I don't know about that SSN shit but they definitely need some personal information on you.

[Anonymous No.10824929]

>>10824905
I already said earlier I'm not a cityfag.

>>10824907
I expected personal information, even photos of my license, just surprised that all of this shit apparently requires SSN by law. Its disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10825248]

>>10824929
I feel your frustration. I don't have an SSN to give so it makes it that much more difficult for me to do just about anything. I managed to get an account on Coinbase without them asking for it but I'm sure they could give me a hard time if I try to cash out. Money laundering laws are bullshit, it's really just about making sure taxman gets his pound of flesh

[Anonymous No.10825326]

>>10825248
I have no idea what to do honestly. Maybe I just won't ever buy stocks or invest so I don't have to give my SSN

[Anonymous No.10825362]

One more reason etf would be handy. Would be much easier to buy btc. Europeans already buy etn

[Anonymous No.10825366]

>I wanna be so hardcore and not play by the rules.
>FUCKING GOVERNMENT! FORCING EVERYBODY TO PLAY BY THE RULES OR GO PRISON!
>FUCK THIS! FUCK!

Children of crypto.

[Anonymous No.10825383]

>>10825366
No it's clearly an overstrtetch to send id and bank notes to shady exchange. You obviously have done just that...

[Anonymous No.10825401]

>>10821336
Have you heard of Omicrex.com? You can wire money from your bank account to your Omicrex account and then buy cryptocurrency.
I used Omicrex when it went public because conbase tried to jew me out of my money before.

[Anonymous No.10825410]

>>10824843

>Like how brainwashed and submissive have we become where we accept that buying fucking crypto should be subject to all of this?

You're totally free to ignore all rules, laws, international trade regulations, treaties, claim a shitty mud hole stretch of land in former russian territory, then tell the world you're a special snowflake.

Tell me how that works out for you.

[Anonymous No.10825414]

See, all your fuckers that can't even take a proper picture of your ID are the people I'm going to be burying when it's time to sell because all of you will still be trying to buy.
Just like last time.
Fucking normies.
Hahahaha who else remembers that shit? "I'm a bitcoin WIZARD, let me tell you every fucking thing about it! It's really taking off right now! Want me to tell you ALL about it? Btw I'm trying to buy some but I cant get it to work"
Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Anonymous No.10825434]

>>10825414

Bitcoin is the most american nonsense ever. That's why africans, nigger dictators, the chinese, and even russians are making so much money from all this bullshit. Stupid american teenagers who can't deal with giving their ID when they want to do business, so they go get raped at a local bitcoins shit meet, or have their 'life savings' social engineered out from under them.

[$4CHN:CV9wyDNw8rMzhzXBoamzDfFz(...) No.10825442]

>>10822107
omicrex.com
send some money from your bank account to your omicrex account and buy whenever.
not many crypto sites that you can hold USD or EUR, most sites try to jew you into holding Tether.

[Anonymous No.10825589]

>>10825366
Kill yourself kike slave.

[Anonymous No.10825605]

>>10825414
Dumb fuck nigger you literally can't even read. I said I would've been fine with ID apparently you can't read where they want bank statement and fucking SSN card as well.

Shoot your fucking self.

[Anonymous No.10825766]

>>10822366
>>10824359
>>10824391

I was only able to get this far, no clue what it's actually from. Maybe some kind anon will help us solve the mystery.