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> be dude who gets into crypto in May of last year
> portfolio "worth" $350k in December after initial 7k buy-in
> crush it at regular job but want to make extra $$$ for the family, because two young kids and love life
> chad seduces wife while I'm making betabux
> ex-wife decides that chad's dick is best and it's time to leave the marriage
> get her to file everything
> agree to waive alimony mutually (I make more, but my income is unstable. If I "lost" my job she'd be gigafucked if she had to pay me alimony)
> she says she wants "nothing" from me. brian's golden dick meets her needs apparently
> she leaves over $100k on the table for me
> decide life is shitty but it's time to move on. start dating. meet smarter, cuter physician. never married. no kids. wants mine.
> she bought XRP with USD via Shapeshift in January and sold at a 50% loss in January. I thank her for her money.
> portfolio "worth" $35k in August of 2018 - also have $25k crypto farm and passive income.

My life is better now than it has ever been and crypto is a huge part of that. How are you all doing?

>> No.10815488
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10815488

I could not understand a single fucking thing you wrote. Read that shit out loud next time.

>> No.10815490

much people died in the gold rush, buying shitcoins is like nothing compare to it, good luck with your new life

>> No.10815609

>>10815460
Ex wife dumped me for someone else while we had a kid of 1 year old.

Find unironical a new gf within 3 months, who is better on all fronts.

Life sometimes fucks you to later give something nice back.

>> No.10815660

>>10815488
I'm sorry that you're retarded. They don't make medications for it, but therapy might help.

>>10815609
Word. Life is weird sometimes, but it seems to have worked out great with me.

>> No.10815702

>>10815460
Nice blog faggot nobody cares

>> No.10815826

this was a fucking gay post. kys

>> No.10815854

>she bought XRP with USD via Shapeshift in January and sold at a 50% loss in January. I thank her for her money.

How you know it’s a Larp

>> No.10815872

>>10815460
The best part is OP, if you hold for 2-5 years, you'll have enough to comfortably live on for the rest of your life on top of it all

>> No.10815903

>>10815872
Word. I'm holding. I've started to just ignore all of my positions. Easier that way, I bought them all bullish long-term and am not going to sell the bottom (I ignored crypto from late January - May while the divorce and affair were unfolding).

>>10815826
Not a homosexual so sorry for signaling the wrong desires here. Also won't kill myself. Can't trade shitcoins if I'm dead.

>>10815854
Not made up, that's the funniest shit. She also plays MTG, video games, and is a great conversationalist.

>> No.10815927

>>10815488
Imagine being this retarded.

>> No.10815952

>>10815927
I tried. It was impossible. Their mother must have attempted to babort them but instead just killed the brain.

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>>10815609

>> No.10816039

>>10816006

Haha man. The good times are when you decide to stop worrying about what you cannot control and start enjoying what you can.