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How did this cute Russian goblin managed to reach meme status? What did he do, or why did he gain traction on the internet at all? Is he known by his Russian peers? I'm merely looking for answers, nothing else.

I'm also wondering if I should short link

>> No.10806816

He's the one who will save us from the evil Bogdanoff hands

>> No.10806840

It's a child's face placed on to different body types.

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>>10806776
Wait wait, I smell blog writer. You are fishing

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>> No.10806870

>>10806776
Sminem saved the cryptomarket in 2014/2015 when the Bogs had seemingly seized total control. Without Sminem there wouldn't have been a 2017 bull run. Without Sminem the evil banking dynasty would continue to run for another 7000 years. The battle has not been won yet, but atleast with Sminem we stand a fighting chance.

>> No.10806913

Basically he had this wierd(not ugly, just unusual) looking face kinda like bogdanoffs have. And he had "sminem" instead of "eminem" on his shirt. Oh and in his free time he battles bogdanoff brothers.

>> No.10807662
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Sminem is the failed Bog.
Rumored to be Grishkas son, he was left alone in the freezing winter amidst Siberia.
Sminem developed strong hands by defending himself against the bears.
Sminem can hear as far as six miles away in the forest and ten miles in the open.
After the local villager reported massive gains on stock exchange. Sminem was caught off guard by unknown organization running a lost Bog children camp.
There he met Pajeet - an abomination of 40yo man's head, attached to the body of a boy. Rumored to carry bog genes as well.
Further experiments to perfect sminems hands led to his decisive victories in several beauty and swimming competitions.
Sminem can comfortably swim at the speed of 45 miles per hour.
He finally caught a handful of bears for the local zoo, setting himself free from the gulag.

>> No.10807890

dude mined a shit load of BTC back in the day and has amassed an incredible fortune. As for why biz loves him? you need only look at his awkward face to know the truth of it. Sminem is the true patron saint of biz.

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