After Becoming Wealthy

[Anonymous No.10801846]

... I'll buy the cheapest building in NYC, hire a diligent yet abrasive foreigner without any American friends to play the role of building supervisor & ersatz landlord, open up a dive bar & coin-operated laundromat on the ground floor, and rent out the remaining space as expensive loft apartments to trust-funded hipsters & young professionals, with two exceptions:

I will openly pretend to live in the worst apartment, furnish it in a traditional "negligent alcoholic" style, complain about the usurous rent & shitty conditions, and always ask any so-called "friends" to help out with the rent.

I will secretly live in the best apartment, furnish it in a contemporary "modern comfort" style, never tell anyone about it, and access it secretly via a concealed entrance during some of my many "work hours."

*NOBODY* else will know. Random thots & roasties will never see it (I'll fuck them in my other, shitty apartment, or, better yet, their shitty apartments or hotels or elsewhere). Other than myself, only my pair of personally trained attack dogs, raised by me, a professional K9 handler, from birth, will live there, wandering the spacious interior freely, trained to literally kill *anyone* other than myself. An automated food & water dispenser will feed & water them, and they will micturate & defecate at will in a walled garden innaccessible from anywhere except the interior of my reclusium.

No other human will ever visit my reclusium so long as I own the building.

>what are your plans for 2020?

[Anonymous No.10801860]

>>10801846
Figure out where you are living, drug your dogs and shit on your sink.

[Anonymous No.10801862]

>>10801846
My plan is to find you and kill you in your "modern" apartment.

[Anonymous No.10801870]

>>10801846

my plan is to piss in your water supply :))

[Anonymous No.10801882]

good luck fagg

[Anonymous No.10801883]

>>10801846
Based. I'm stealing your dream. Thanks cuck

[Anonymous No.10801923]

>>10801846
Based

[Anonymous No.10801974]

>>10801846
>dogs literally kill *anyone* other than myself.

>be OP
>be 2030
>rooms checked before tower demolished
>discoversecretplace.mp4
>wtf hundreds of dead electricity company workers
>OP died in 2020 from hypothermia

[Anonymous No.10801999]

I can guarantee that you'll never make it and your dreams of owning a building in NYC will never, never happen.

[Anonymous No.10802029]

my goal is to travel the globe spending less than 20k per year while my nestegg grows, eventually making a count of monte cristo / j gatsby esque reappearance.

[Anonymous No.10802045]

>>10802029
Do you have any world-travelling adventures planned yet? Joining a zen monastery? Climbing the highest mountain on each continent? Contracting AIDS from a Thai ladyboy?

[Anonymous No.10802090]

I'd probably flood white neighborhoods with fentanyl just for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.10802169]

>>10801846
This is some next level autism

[Anonymous No.10802373]

>>10801846
You're going to first have to get out of your mom's basement and shave your neckbeard

[Anonymous No.10802400]

>>10801846
This better be OC.

[Anonymous No.10802488]

You'll have to change quite a few of NYC's building codes too, then. And that's not going to happen anytime soon unless you start spending lots now to influence the city and state politics.

[Anonymous No.10802524]

>>10802488
OR....how much does it cost to bribe a building inspector?

[Anonymous No.10802703]

>>10801846

holy fuck that's me in the picture

[Anonymous No.10803704]

>>10802703
Where: walking while wearing white/khaki pants & hat with teal shirt all the way at the left edge of the frame under the street signs in the original post's picture? Here's another from earlier today in Manhattan at the same location.

[Anonymous No.10803715]

>>10802400
It is.

[Anonymous No.10804702]

>>10801860
fpbp and sage