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10801513 No.10801513 [Reply] [Original]

The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 XRP to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Ripple wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my XRP)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Ripple wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 XRP to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 XRP to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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10801628

>0.000001
>0.00000000001
I can't get over the fact that the first women got 100k times more money than the second ones.

>> No.10802266

>>10801513
Wew - xrp needs to leech off of old link pasta. Good work guys. I'm sure that x5 return you'll eventually get will help you get a prius with a dildo mounted on the driver's seat.

>> No.10802278

>>10801513
This is 0.0000000001 BAZINGA COINS not XRP

>> No.10802284

>>10802266
Original was bazinga coins not chainlink. Chainlink stole this shit