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>Just stop buying the Starbucks lattes and 10$ avocado toast and you could also save for the downpayment to a a house

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>>10791529
Nice blog post Re-steemed, downvoted, retumbled and saged.

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>Boomer: bought a house 15 years ago at 20000 dollars
>Zoomer: buys the same house at 300000 dollars

>> No.10791603

>>10791562
>Boomer: bought a bitcoin 8 years ago at $1
>Zoomer: buys the same bitcoin at $19,000

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>>10791529
Hi Chad here from monster marketing. Were forcing monster brand memes and threads because well we know you are all just drooling retards and we like the idea of you developing heart conditions drinking our vomit in a can. You're just the demographic we like Stacy and me were laughing about you over our decaf lattes the way that some posters here so want to belong they even repost our shitty forced memes thinking they are edgy. Enjoy your arrhythmia and stomach cancer. Love Brad and Stacey.

PS. Please don't mention the FDA.

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If you guys keep going Stacey is going to get a trip to Hawaii for her bonus!

Please don't think about vomit when you see our logo, think about being edgy newfags an now cool we are. But don't think about vomit heart seizures or bowel ulcers (we certainly don't that's your problem we never drink this vomit in a can). Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team

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We carefully analysed the demographic we want to hit, sad retards who are in their teens and boy did brad hut the jackpot with the boomer holding the can. Stacey said BRAND AWARENESS so loudly she nearly fell of her inflatable exercise ball. The best bit is we love the idea of you doing our work for us. So all you sad lonely types looking to belong just do our work for us and post boomer memes with the monster logo in them. Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo.

Please ignore stuff like this
https://www.ft.com/content/fa5e6d88-1c7e-11e2-ba75-00144feabdc0


"The US Food and Drug Administration said on Monday that five people may have died from consuming Monster Energy drinks, adding to fears about the safety of highly caffeinated beverages.Shares of Monster fell 14.23 per cent to $45.73 after the regulator said it had received five reports since 2004 linking the drinks to deaths. The company is already facing a probe in New York state over its marketing practices and ingredients."

That's why we think posting shitty forced memes here targeting demographics we might get in trouble for marketing to using other channels is a GREAT idea. Some people threatened to post our strategy document to Wikipedia. But fuck that were are going to keep going anyway because I mean who gives a fuck if you all get heart conditions and throw up every morning. The main thing is you SIP our lovely vomit, I mean energy drink. Don't think about vomit Think about being YOUNG and EDGY. SIP!