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CHAINLINK TIMECAPSULE THREAD Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:11:45 2018 No.10789739 [Reply] [Original]

In this thread, we share our memes, stories, messages to the future, and anything else related to ChainLink that we want to preserve through the archives. Years from now we will look back and cherish these simple times, and newfags will want a glimpse of pre-singularity biz. Let's go boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:13:14 2018 No.10789750 File: 36 KB, 400x500, 1527674380116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10789739 I'm going to make it, mom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:14:03 2018 No.10789758 >>10789739 I made multiple LINK forks

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:14:33 2018 No.10789762 >>10789758 Post em anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:15:15 2018 No.10789769 >>10789762 I’m not giving up my rare forks until I make it

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Tue Aug 21 23:15:43 2018 No.10789773 File: 91 KB, 416x700, 20180807_181200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Years from now 1/4 of you will have suicide and the rest will think back upon this time with embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:16:07 2018 No.10789776 Ive been holding LINK for a year but for fucks sake just fuck off with this circle jerk. Go do something with your time besides this mental masturbation on the project day in and day out,

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:16:07 2018 No.10789777 File: 1.43 MB, 2048x1536, 1534460513688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:17:07 2018 No.10789782 File: 24 KB, 250x257, 684E4B0F-1A2D-4B54-AC7D-B2B53A69A0C2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10789777 >that Ronald statue

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:19:10 2018 No.10789799 >>10789739 Comfy image, OP. ty

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:21:03 2018 No.10789812 File: 100 KB, 750x565, 1519965882393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:22:06 2018 No.10789820 >>10789777 fucking dying and checked powerful post anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:22:08 2018 No.10789821 File: 974 KB, 480x360, 1530482027054.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10789739 Sergey Nazarov Understands The Internet So Well. Memes Have Economic Value.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:22:35 2018 No.10789827 File: 2.13 MB, 1280x1200, PicsArt_07-28-09.53.00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes I larp as a linkie who only eats oatmeal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 23:59:26 2018 No.10790165 Bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 00:20:58 2018 No.10790330 File: 106 KB, 620x576, IMG_8523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm proud of this meme. Should I register for cfa or buy more link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 00:24:35 2018 No.10790351 File: 12 KB, 250x244, 1507757213845s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder if I should come back out now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 00:46:08 2018 No.10790513 File: 106 KB, 620x576, IMG_8523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 01:08:08 2018 No.10790660 I only have 1081 of these things but I hope I make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 01:09:33 2018 No.10790675 File: 3.82 MB, 1000x1000, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 01:09:46 2018 No.10790680 Should’ve bought more anon, instead of putting another $50 into hot for some reason. You fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 01:23:13 2018 No.10790767 File: 1.69 MB, 212x212, 7DDEE0D5-C2D1-4911-AD71-A1F410E14ED6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10789777 Our boy Sergey. Not batting an eye. Focused on the task at hand. Also checked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 01:56:31 2018 No.10791018 >>10789739 I have told everyone I know about link and it's potential. My conscious is now clean so that when I'm retired before I'm 25 I will have no problem laughing at anyone begging for handouts. I fucking hate all of you. Je crois encore...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:23:59 2018 No.10791191 >>10789773 Because 1/4 will have sold too early and the rest would have been embarrassed for not accumulating more. Thanks rkg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:26:10 2018 No.10791203 Earliest LINK meme was probably >RENT FREE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:28:44 2018 No.10791209 File: 27 KB, 223x225, rent-free.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10791203

Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:30:22 2018 No.10791221
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Grandpappy used an old smart phone which is similar to the cochlear communication devices you kids have now to make an OC meme at 22¢.

>>now run up to bed little Kek and Sergey

Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:32:27 2018 No.10791230
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>>10791018
Didn't tell every single person I know for opsec reasons but I shilled it wholeheartedly to handful of deserving friends. As far as I can tell only one has listened. I've never actually been in a situation where I was so sure of my future outcome that I purposely telegraphed my intentions in order to ensure karmic balance. Are we Jews now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 02:36:37 2018 No.10791251 >>10791230 We'll be wealthy enough that we can start our own tribe. I think it's like a franchise iirc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 04:51:58 2018 No.10792046 >>10790660 Me too, i only have 1k as suicide insurance but i went all in Linkpool

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 04:53:46 2018 No.10792054 >>10791203 McDonalds' and flushing memes appeared in september. Rent free meme appeared in November, during the hell Fall

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 04:57:58 2018 No.10792077 File: 307 KB, 1915x1534, 1515349870525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 05:20:39 2018 No.10792162 >>/biz/thread/S4620224#p4621230

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 05:30:23 2018 No.10792204 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k3t_qpwk_-Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:19:39 2018 No.10793233 >>10792204 This shit is fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:25:47 2018 No.10793286 zesrałem się i śmierdzi chainchuj nigdy nie będzie niczym poza forsomemem i niedługo zdechnie 0$ eoy

>>	Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Wed Aug 22 08:34:28 2018 No.10793355 File: 892 KB, 1048x1034, 1514001093384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10793233 nice mason get

>>	Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Wed Aug 22 08:35:31 2018 No.10793367 >>10793233 forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o5o2m6Stg&t=1s

Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:45:09 2018 No.10793427
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>>10789739
Remember when everyone thought Sergey was going to be presenting on stage in front of thousands at SIBOS? And we were making fun of Ripple's SWELL conference because it was so small by comparison?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:45:56 2018 No.10793437 File: 840 KB, 1080x810, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10793427 And then, well, you know the rest

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:47:00 2018 No.10793445 >>10790680 Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:48:56 2018 No.10793458 I hate all of you but at the same time I love you Also we invented the concept "Weaponized Autism" which is truly revolutionary

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:53:18 2018 No.10793508 >>10789777 checked!! that is fucking beautiful. is it your OC? if it is pls change the laptop screen to a /biz/ 'it's happening tonight!' thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:54:09 2018 No.10793511 >>10789739 FINANTIALLY INDEPENDENTLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 08:56:54 2018 No.10793531 >>10793458 So much this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 09:11:27 2018 No.10793632 File: 66 KB, 346x326, zwooom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE LINKY UH

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 09:20:18 2018 No.10793700 I took a loan to buy link. Wonder if this will be a good decision in 5 years. I'm happy I've taken the chance regardless as I feel I've nothing to lose really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 10:37:18 2018 No.10794433 Hey future fags, I hope you are watching this with some LINKs in your wallet. A Finn here. I WILL USE ALL THE DRUGS POWERED BY CHAINLINK™ Ps. 22820181736cba6

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 10:43:43 2018 No.10794493 >>10789739 Dear Future, I hope you bought Chainlink. t. Past.

Anonymous Wed Aug 22 10:53:02 2018 No.10794581
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8IavGgtQMA

Never forget that Jason Parser shadowforked Chainlink. This crisis was barely averted due to the brave marines who exposed this plot.

Anonymous Wed Aug 22 10:55:48 2018 No.10794617

So I ended up actually getting hired at McDonald's. SF South Bay Area. And guess who I saw. Sergey fucking nazarov.
It turns out he's a regular at this establishment and apparently he is a very liked around here. So being the new guy I got ushered to the till to have to take his order. Like a proper kind of NEET I gracefully asked what he would like to order. With my previous experience of him embarrassing me just a few days before, this was no easy task.

"Hi there welcome to McDonald's what can I get for yo..." I attempted to ask cuz he cut me off " I hope you took that money and invested in chain link friend" and then I told him I already had 10K.
He stopped for a moment and stare straight into my eyes his cheeks turning red; I knew I had stumbled him at this point. But went from blushing to a fully red face and a smile that turned incredibly angry I knew I wasn't safe. Before I could react Sergey had already jumped over the counter and grabbed me by my visor. I couldn't believe it how could a man of 500 pounds move so swiftly. And while I was getting my head pummeled in and my arms chewed as if they were a McChicken I put the pieces together. Sergey is an Android made by the Swift Institution. He has been designed to consume all blockchains, humans and the world. It took multiple co-workers and bystanders waiting in line to pull him off of me. They threw multiple McChickens out of the doorway to bait him out of the restaurant. And I was quickly rushed to the hospital. Where I received a basket of flowers and I'm sorry card containing a gift card to Applebee's for $25. My boss has suggested moving me to another McDonald's location to prevent future disputes with their highest paying regular. thanks for being there for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 11:33:56 2018 No.10795043 >>10792046 So you are one of my 185 brothers

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 11:35:51 2018 No.10795064 Make sure to include this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 22 11:38:06 2018 No.10795094 I will get a Chainlink tattoo when it hits $100

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