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ETF APPROVED

CHECK THE FUCKING SEC WEBSITE ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.10788523

>>10788506
HOLY FUCK IS REAL

>> No.10788530

>>10788506
ETF approved to be denied.

>> No.10788532

Gay

>> No.10788538

HOLY FUCK

BLESSED DUBS

>> No.10788557

>>10788506
link pls. can't find it

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>>10788506
MOON NOW.

>> No.10788561

>>10788506
HOLY FUCK! MAMA I MADE IT!

>> No.10788573

>>10788530
with what happened tonight, 100% denied lol

>> No.10788579

GUYS SEC JUST ANNOUNCED ON FUCKING C-N-B-C WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

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MFW ITS REAL

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SKY ROCKET IN FLIGHT

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>>10788506
ACTUALLY REAL
MFW

>> No.10788604

>>10788506
You fucking lier, I demand a link

>> No.10788606
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10788606

rip bears

>> No.10788620

https://www.sec.gov

>cartel + f

>0 results

I'm gonna need a link cause you faggots are lyin

>> No.10788628

>>10788604
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE NOT KIDDING

>> No.10788643

Share a link u pajeeets

>> No.10788659

>>10788620

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1174610/000119312517373736/d506454d485apos.htm

>> No.10788661

>>10788506
Jesus imagine if the etf was announced while bitmex is down

>> No.10788666

>>10788620
It's right on their financial section you dumb fuck.

>> No.10788672

BUY BUY BUY ETF APPROVED

>> No.10788702

>no link
fuck you guys

>> No.10788712

>>10788506
HOSSANA I LOVE YOU HOSSANA WE BLESS YOU SMINEM LET ME SUCK YOUR GOBLIN DICK

>> No.10788713

>>10788659
WHAT PAGE FAGGOT

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>>10788506

Gee anon, I hope you aren't breaking the law.

"Each Fund is listed on [—]. None of the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission or any state securities commission has approved or disapproved of these securities or passed upon the accuracy or adequacy of this prospectus. Any representation to the contrary is a criminal offense. "

>> No.10788724

Total horseshit.

>> No.10788735

>>10788713
>Tfw this faggot want to make it but don't even want to read

>> No.10788742

>>10788659
>>10788666
I knew it was fake you dumb fucks

>> No.10788752

>>10788724

Fat green candle don't lie, fren.

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10788754

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.10788757

>>10788718
BUY BUY BUY LITERALLY SEC JUST APPROVED IT MOOOOOON ARE YOU GAY OR WAT?

>> No.10788767

wow so it is true just checked

>> No.10788769

>>10788754
BETWEEN THIS AND BTC IM GONNA GO "ALL IN"

>> No.10788788

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T TRUE?

FUCK, YOU HAVE LIKE 2 SECONDS TO PRESS BUY WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS. I JUST WENT ALL-IN, AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO READ THIS YET.

IF YOU'RE LYING AND THIS IS JUST A SHORT SQUEEZE THAT'S GOING TO CRASH RIGHT BACK DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU.

>> No.10788796

>>10788788
god just kill yourself faggot

>> No.10788801

>>10788788
this big green dildo is the insiders knowing its being approved and buying before us normies. insider trading once again

>> No.10788808

i clicked the link and saw pure english that i do not understand.....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what does it mean????

HELP

>> No.10788854

>>10788796
What?

You can't mess around with things like this!!!

There is literally no time to read things and comprehend them when the green dildo is rocketing. I started panicking when I saw the dildo, and then I saw this thread and panicked fucking hard.

Actually I guess I deserve whatever happens next.

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>>10788788

>> No.10788881

>>10788854
So you're saying you fomoed in because you saw a green dildo and bought without
at least going to sec.gov to see if it's legit? If so you deserve to lose your money

>> No.10788895

>>10788854
What you did was extremely retarded. However, this time you made the right move. Once BitMex comes back online and everything settles, the shorts closing will cause the price to hit around 7200-7400.

>> No.10788898

>>10788506
Are you guys all unironically fucking retarded? That form does NOT mean that it was approved. Only VanEck ETF currently stands a chance. Proshare approval or denial won't be announced until august 23rd. This is a simple short squeeze from the bitnig

>> No.10788920

>>10788506
ITS HAPPENING BUY BUY BUY

>> No.10788982

>>10788898
Yes, they're retarded, it's /biz. They're all jerking off over their keyboards beliveing anything being posted, lol.

Impressive green candle, but seriously, it's /biz, asking if they're retarded is like asking if water is wet.

>> No.10789043

>>10788862
cumming

>> No.10789049

>>10788982
It's incredible. They didn't even bother to open the link before FOMO'ing in and smashing the buy button like monkeys. The ones that did open the link couldn't seem to comprehend it. It's incredible how stupid these mongoloids are.
> Short squeeze was obviously coming brainlets
> ETF's are going to get denied morons
> Wall street futures are ENTIRELY short
> ETF will get denied right before futures. Price is going to tank by ~20%
> This will shake out the normies and weak handed keks - The same ones that just FOMO'd in on this thread even though I'm warning you keks.
> News will finally die down, normies will loose their homes, and bull market will finally resume.

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>>10789049
Proof that ETF's are getting denied

>> No.10789102

Fake news, bulls will get btfo soon enough

>> No.10789141

>>10789049
What just happened is why ETFs with margin trading as a component (all of them) will fail. They can red dildo that much, and that's bad for real investments.

All these idiots losing their minds over a $400 dildo don't get that it pretty much tanks any hope of any currently proposed ETFs.

But let them have their moment of celebration, before the red dildo monster shows up to finish the bart.

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>>10789080
so the whales decided to liquidate them for better against them, based as fuck

>> No.10789168

>>10789141
I spoke too soon, the red dildo monster has already started feeding, lol. Grats to anyone who managed to profit on this on non-Bitmex platforms.

>> No.10789202

>>10788862
>35 years vs 8 months

>> No.10789223

>>10789202
>1980s vs. the age of the internet

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10789239

>record number of bitcoin shorts
>projected growth

This is one of those "do the opposite of what biz says" moments isn't it?

>> No.10789309

>>10789239
>everybody is shorting
>gonna short too

Yeah, follow the flow, little sheep
baaaaaaaa

>> No.10789320

>>10788659

fake and gay

>> No.10789341

>>10789239
Look at what happened the last time there was a record number of shorts

>> No.10789342

>>10788666

>666

no thanks satan