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asmr edition

TastyWorks
>Cheap options, API coming out later this year
https://www.tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>>10782514

>> No.10784680

its dropping already

>> No.10784681

First for bullish close

>> No.10784689

https://twitter.com/wallst_walrus/status/1031984778831167488
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAAHAHA
>"Hi. Handling sec stuff. ill call you soon"

>> No.10784725

something looks familiar about these prices
right it's where we opened

>> No.10784726

>>10784689
I hope this is real

Elon sure seems like he has been on drugs lately

>> No.10784764

>>10784689
>thinking THOT shit matters

>> No.10784851

>>10784555
>URBN
wasn't fast enough to short it at 51

>> No.10784867

Got in MA. Thinkikln bout that MU

>> No.10784868

>>10784689
wtf, is this even this reality?

>> No.10784882

Some of you are cool, don't come to the markets tomorrow.

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Here comes another 10% drop at least. Look at the VIX.

>> No.10784940

>>10784909
Like that tripfaggot said today and yesterday, prepare for the hurt tomorrow.

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reposting from end of last thread as anon who asked may be interested:

>>10784390

Oh wait, there's one you might want to take a look at. It's not a bio pharm company though. Namaste Technologies. Their plan is to act as a central retail hub for medical and recreational sales. Basically they warehouse a variety of products from the various LPs and sell those to consumers. Advantage, in theory, being better selection than any other weed retail outlet. Unfortunately it has... questionable management (young inexperienced). However! It is due to receive sales license imminently. The lack of that sales license is why it's range trading along a flat average right now. Fair warning, it may not hold gains for shit so take profit when you get it if you choose to gamble on this one.

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>>10784909
I want blood

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>>10784689

Oh Elon. You silly boy. Succubus got ya good.

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I made a cute staircase today!!!

>> No.10785015

bought into GALT, did I get meme'd?

>> No.10785019
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>he wasnt all in FNGU
My condolences

>> No.10785035

>>10785009
sorry for your loss.

>> No.10785044

>>10784867
>MA
Jesus that 50 sma is diamond solid

>> No.10785064
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It no 285.5 but 286.1 not bad
Me will take it

>> No.10785080

>Manafort jury has reached verdict on 8/18 counts
>remaining 10 apparently deadlocked

>> No.10785088
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ALL BEARS REPORT IN

>> No.10785099

>>10784961
Nice pic

>> No.10785162

>>10785088
RRGB strike 40, shit itself within 1 min of close and earnings aren't even out
God I love being bearish

>> No.10785177

What are the chances of the actual white genocide happening in SA within the next year?
Shorting ZAR on no more than 3x leverage seems like easy money if you wait for the inevitable apocalypse

>> No.10785179

>>10785080
Guilty on all 8. Mistrial declared for other 10.

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>>10784909
vix simply responds to market activity not the other way around

>> No.10785202

>>10785162
Nice one
>13000 dollar gourmet hamburger

>> No.10785210

We crashing bigly tomorrow. They're going to impeach trump. This kills the SPY.

>> No.10785241

SPY already dying AH.

>> No.10785254

>>10785177
is more of a wager that footage of something very gruesome in SA goes viral and The DON sees it on fox news.

>> No.10785262
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>spy throws death flags when I can't trade options on it

>> No.10785278

>>10785262
You should have invested in recliners so you could watch The Crash in comfort.

>> No.10785283
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>>10785262
death flags in a sense it would be a suicide to short spy on weekly or monthly basis

>> No.10785286

Tomorrow it will drop 10 percent and I will have already missed my chance to buy puts. AH trading should be illegal

>> No.10785290

>>10782049

>> No.10785308

>>10785290
Baggy you fucking moron manafort has nothing to do with trump. Read his wiki page, he served under every republican candidate since Ford.

>> No.10785318
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275.5 hit ! Bears on parade!!!

Never doubt me shorts ever again mother fudders

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>>10785262

>> No.10785335
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>>10785308
The market runs on emotions you fool. SELL SELL SELL.

>> No.10785350

>>10785254
What if they went full Zimbabwe? Even a non leveraged short would produce thousand % gains.
Just put a few dollars away in shorts against the Rand with every paycheck and wait for the country to implode, then retire early!

>> No.10785359

>>10785318
Me just want someone for say "omg RKG your call so good, you genius!" ;_;

>> No.10785363

2.2% Up today, what are you guys talking about?

>> No.10785371

>>10785359
It aint crashed yet son

>> No.10785373

>>10785359
I asked to follow you on 1broker, that should be enough positive affirmation for one day

>> No.10785377

>>10785363
yeah i saw uvxy popped after hours but I'm still green everywhere. Not sure what got hit exactly

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>>10785371
>>10785377
Yet.

>> No.10785402

>>10785363
Got 2.2% up with Micron
Also 8.26% up with HEAR/ Turtle Beach

>> No.10785413

I'm just gonna sell everything and read more books. Hell maybe I'll stop trading now that I'm up 130 percent on the year, and just wait for obvious trades.

>> No.10785416

>>10785350
they're capital account lives off foreign portfolio flows, so u need a news event to trigger outflows. for example, we're not seeing merchants dump china because a million uighurs are in concentrate on your revolutionary studies camps.

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What happened to Brazil today?

>> No.10785430

>>10785421
THIS IS IT BOYS

>> No.10785433

>>10785421
all emerging markets are sinking like a titanic now that rates are starting to rise in usa. all these poor bastards have borrowed real currencies and their own economy is simply not viable to pay back first world debt back

>> No.10785454

>>10785433
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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Join us comfy. Let's profit from the chaos.

>> No.10785474

>>10785454
those places are becoming increasingly dangerous and the population that can afford are starting to move out from the country

>> No.10785477

>>10785416
It's a shame (((MSM))) will make it hard for normies to find out about it
>>10785454
YES THE FIRE RISES BROTHER

>> No.10785485

>>10785454
stop screaming
this thread is an asmr edition
pls whisper for a nice tingling sensation

>> No.10785498

>>10785485
blood for the blood god~
skulls for the skull throne~

>> No.10785507

I got in KIM today @ 17.02. I am long hodl for the next 15-30 on this though.

>> No.10785521

My penis is so hard right now from the possibility of surging volatility. I feel like a brand new man.

>> No.10785522
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>>10785498
thank you anon
very relaxing

>> No.10785531

I'm also in MU at around 47 and plan to hodl for 10-20.

other than that, I am long RDS, T, BP, and CVX

>> No.10785534

>>10785521
But why is this happening? Just hitting the ATH triggered the sell off?

>> No.10785545

>>10785534
double top

>> No.10785563

Lel, that "bombshell" news means nothing. Market was due for a pullback. Massive breakout by EOY.

>> No.10785568

I bought one Amazone stock and 70 SBM offshore. Good idea y/n? 2700 euro total aprox. First buy ever. Total noob in stocks.

>> No.10785586

>>10785563
News in general means absolutely nothing. Nobody is actually going to go short because manafort got thrown in for tax fraud just because he was associated with trump for 2 weeks 2 years ago.

>> No.10785588

>>10785568
AMZN isnt bad to have But its basically a trust fund at this point. even worse considering you bought (one) youll definatley gain some money but the juice wont be worth the squeeze.

>> No.10785589

>>10785563
20% correction starts tomorrow. You have been warned.

>> No.10785604

>>10785586
I am, and I've got the Bogendoffs backing me.

>> No.10785610

Looks like Drumpf is impeached by the morning for the 100th time

>> No.10785613

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

>> No.10785616
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>>10785604
you work for them ?

>> No.10785617

>>10785604
I'm only short because of other indicators. No trader in their right mind would go permabear just because of trump. Unless they are bankrupt stocktwits spammers, of course.

>> No.10785626

>>10785588
Hmkay. I see it more as a long-term invest since I know shit about stocks atm. I'm going to learn about it and then start doing more exciting stuff.

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>CANT BUY FUCKING SPY PUTS AFTERHOURS AND SELL OFF PORT

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>>10785610
Nah, this actually might be it. It's getting pretty serious. How do markets react to impeachment.

>> No.10785654

>>10785610
THIS TIME IS SURELY THE END FOR DRUMPF
>>10785589
This is pleasing, I can finally buy stuff on sale!

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that cvm though

>> No.10785660

>>10785645
Well, the only reason they went up was because he got into office, so to price in his impeachment you have to retrace to the level they were at before he won the election and then take another 10% off.

>> No.10785661

>>10785645
yeah, markets are down .1%, seems super serious

>> No.10785671

Why are you not copying pros on 1broker, anon?
Look at these returns

>> No.10785673

>>10785589
For investors and people that go 6 months long, not touching their equities at all until a certain date, does all this really mean anything?

>> No.10785674

thoughts on CRON?

>> No.10785676
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>>10785661
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

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>>10785660
No fuckin' way

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>>10785671
kek pic related

>> No.10785691

>>10785681
>make one decent options flip
>suddenly in all time best traders club
really makes me think

>> No.10785699
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>>10785671
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT 1BROKER COMFY. LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.

>> No.10785714

>>10785674
Going to crash hard a month after the October Canada legalization.

>> No.10785723

>>10785699
oopsie, I just found it and it's fucking amazing desu.
Once my bitcoin gets here I got a $50 dollar bet against the RAND, you could say I'm big time now

>> No.10785730

>>10785681
Is this the greatest hits list to short?

>> No.10785754
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>>10785730
This one nigga slays every month, I wonder how autistic he is

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I want to buy Crono "CRON" shares but I'm afraid their rise is only temporary and it will go down fast as it did before.

What do you guys think? Is today's close a support?

Chun-Li is best girl btw, science can prove it.

>> No.10785787

>>10785754
literally just looking at that guy

he must have a god tier charting strat

>> No.10785801

>>10785626
I own some amazon you have alot cheaper option if your interested in amazon and other tech stocks
its TQQQ which is 10.72% comprised of amazon with AAPL being its biggest holder of 12%.

Its fairly cheap right now
https://robinhood.com/stocks/TQQQ

>> No.10785820

>>10785787
He's made 23 trades in the last 7 days, and 650 in the last year.
God tier trader

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY CHIPOLTE FUCKING MEXICAN GRILL INC. IS WORTH MORE PER SHARE THAN MY ETHER??
WHY DIDN'T I JUST INVEST IN BURRITOS AND INSTEAD PUT ALL MY MONEY IN BUTTERIN

>> No.10785849

>>10785830
is that an owl killing an eagle

>> No.10785850

>>10785820
Guy obviously bought the dip like every chad trader

>> No.10785852

>>10785772
I think it'll go between 7.50 and 8 tomorrow, unless for some reason it ends up shooting to 10

>> No.10785854

>>10785772
Don't buy the top. Wait for a dip. There is always a dip. Half the time the market is a waiting game.

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I bought a 100 block of GE at 13.30, roast me /smg/

>> No.10785886

>>10785867
You are like a little baby. Still got my bags from 18. Although I don't care since I treat those as my retirement savings.

>> No.10785888

>>10785849
Sneaky little bastard

>> No.10785895
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>>10785772

This is a poor entry time and entering now would be pure fomo. RSI overbought. CCI very high (bad). Bearish stoch RSI cross. Today's candle is entirely outside the upper bollinger band.

My suggestion is to wait. It'll drop. Buy if it holds support around 6.75 - 6.85. Stop loss at... uh, let's say 6.55 if you hypothetically enter at 6.85. That is how I would trade it.

>> No.10785936

>>10785801
In wanted to buy some QQQ and Spy but my broker (european) doesn't allow it. Any good links for that ? Robin Hood doesn't work for non americans I realised.

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>put 5% of my paycheck into USDZAR on 3x everyweek
>the situation slowly grows worse
>Drumpf is watching fox news
>sees a dead white farmer
>spergs out
>300% tarrifs on the racists of SA
>Rand pulls a Zimbabwean shekel as it collapses
>I collect my shekels and build a white ethnostate
Literally what can go wrong

>> No.10785961

>>10785936
What sort of clown ass broker doesn’t let you buy SPY?

>> No.10785980

I've been trading with robinhood for about 9 months now, how do I trade forex? What's the best broker to do that with? 1broker?

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>>10785177
It's sort of already happening. I don't recommend pol but the South Africa Generals have been on this for years. There's still some time to get on the train to short their currency

>> No.10786001

>>10785980
https://www.babypips.com/learn/forex

Here, and don't do anything until you're finished

>> No.10786005

>>10785961
EU fags can't buy non EU ETFs because the law dictates they must be translated into every EU official language but we Americans don't give a shit if the Spy doccumets are in fuckfaceian

>> No.10786012

>>10785980

Strongly recommend paper trading forex before trying for realsies. It's a motherfucker.

>> No.10786030

>>10785938
Emperor Trump won't do a thing if there is no advantage to get out of it
What would btfo-ing SA give ?

>> No.10786040

>>10785980
>>10786012


Also this. >>10786001 This link is good.

>> No.10786051

>>10785980
Let me give you some advice, don’t use much margin trading forex brokers will give you like 50x starting out don’t use it

>> No.10786063

>>10785895
>>10785854
>>10785852
I actually lost $1500 shorting CRON thinking it was overpriced and was only grown into greed.


$1500 lost in 5 fucking minutes.

What's worse is I'm not sure what I did wrong.

>> No.10786074

>>10786051
>>10786040
>>10786012
>>10786001
I'm not retarded guys but I'll do all that anyway. I was just planning on liquidating and sitting back to do a bunch more research before continuing trading since I am up 130% ytd

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>>10786051

50x leverage on forex. Well of course brokers offer that.

>> No.10786079

>>10786063
>shorting
Shorting is a very scary business senpai
Don't do it unless you know your stuff

>> No.10786084

>>10786030
Because Donald hates blacks and shitholes, and there are obviously racists alt right people in his administration. Fox News will also hop on the bandwagon to shit on SA as much as possible just to BTFO libshits, and DRUMPF will blow that to new extremes
He was willing to blow up the Turkish economy because they have one pastor locked up, this man is capable of anything.
>>10785985
This is some good shit anon, thanks for the read

>> No.10786089

Would it be stupid to put another 10k into KIM tomorrow if it goes lower?

I'm pretty sure REITS will be fine for the next 5-10 years but my analysis only takes me to the bathroom and back.

>> No.10786097

>>10786005
Any way to get around that ?

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>>10786084
>He was willing to blow up the Turkish economy because they have one pastor locked up, this man is capable of anything.
Why do you think I voted for him?

>> No.10786117

>>10786084
Enjoy the next 6 years hopefully you get the re-education camps

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/coin/ containment board when?

>> No.10786121

>>10786097
Get a non EU broker. Not sure what that would require but I would assume that there has to be some big firm that doesn't give a shit where you live or what your citizenship is.

>> No.10786128

>>10786120
you're on it senpai

>> No.10786129

>>10786089
Real estate is gonna get fucked within that 5-10 year timeline. Watch the australian housing market, it's the canary in the coal mine for when china dumps the global real estate market.

>> No.10786132

>>10786120
Shut up boomer

>> No.10786135

>>10786084
I view Trump as a reasonable guy and as such, he is race realist
Bullying Turkey is useful because:
- he is indirectly kicking the europoors in the balls (metaphorical balls because they have none)
- Turkey is actually a strategic location in the Middle-East clusterfuck

SA ? I don't know the country much but that is proof enough this country is really worthless

>> No.10786140

>>10786117
>thinking I support orange cheeto man
heh, you must be new here. As a )))radical centrist(((, everyone is stupid. Especially you, kid.

>> No.10786141

Manafot and Cohen just pled guilty

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>>10786140
>))) Radical centrist (((
You're my guy, comfy.

>> No.10786167

>>10786135
Pretty sure it's retarded to bully Turkey because
A) Literally a NATO ally
B) They've soaked up a fuck ton of syrian refugees and prevented them to going to Europe
C) Are helping us fight terrorism in the middle east
D) Let us hide missiles and shit in their territory to piss off Russia
But DRUMPF is going to crash the economy over a pastor. Nice

>> No.10786169

TRUMP IMPEACHMENT SOON MARKET CRASH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW COHEN CONVICTED OF RIGGING ELECTION OF TRUMP SERVING 380 YEARS IN PRISON
SELL SELL SELL ORANGE DILDO IMPEACHMENT NOW
COHEN LITERALLY SWEARING BEFORE JURY THAT ALL OF TRUMP'S VOTES WERE FROM RUSSAIN BOTS
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>10786079
It was working well for a little while, I should have closed before the market close I got fucked by premarket fomo cunt.


The thing with fomo trading is in the end you just get fucked by the rest of the fomo bitches.


$1500 FUCKING DOLLARS IN 5 MINUTES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10786215

>>10786001
this am for pussies
just start small forex account and expect for be liquidated
dont trust anything besides own personal observances

the only way for learn forex am to trade constantly for years

>> No.10786228

>>10786129
So something that I have noted is that these REITS are required to pay dividends. So for instance, we see another crash like that in 08, these REITS would still have to pay out or declare bankruptcy, right? I'm not loading the truck up by any means but I don't see 20 plus percent downside anytime soon and I can pull some 6 divvy with potential cap gain as well.

>> No.10786243

>>10786140
Has whatever is left of your $300 rh account and buy some weekly puts tomorrow

>> No.10786271

>>10786243
>options
n-no thank you sir

>> No.10786273

WHY THE FUCK IS AMD CRASHING

>> No.10786287

>>10786271
I predict you you will purchase an options contract on or before Wednesday, August 29

>> No.10786288

>>10786273
they lost the GPU war

>> No.10786291

>>10786228
I'm some 10% of my port into various high divs including REITs, just keep a close eye on the housing market. When housing values start plunging you probably have a couple of days before all of your REITs bite the dust. Then, buy the dip whenever it stops plummeting.

>> No.10786306

>>10786228
REIT are required to distribute at least 90% of their earnings before taxes.
If their EBT is negative, they don't pay shit

I think REITs will do ok if:
- their tenants can still pay rents
- the REITs don't have to too many debts arriving at maturity (because a crisis usually imply liquidity problems)

Plus there is a high chance rates will be cut so REITS could even benefit from a crisis

>>10786167
Gomfy please

>> No.10786336

>>10786273
What do you mean crashing? They will keep going up.

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>>10785886
At least we have our dividends

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>>10786174

Okay I got ya. Take it easy and go punch some pillows and get it out of your system. Emotional trading can get you in a cascade of losing trades very difficult to recover from. The idea is to get away from the charts for a bit, reset yer noggin, look at them fresh and make good, reasoned entries for future.

You'll be fine.

>> No.10786377

>>10786291
Good to know, thanks.

>>10786306
I thought we were expecting to see rates rise though?

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>>10786360
god tier weeb taste

>> No.10786498

>>10786336
He looked at AH prices and started panicking.

>> No.10786502

MM is reporting that Cohen testified under oath that Trump directed him to commit a crime. Except, he didn't, and we have another sensational headline. TDS gets worse every day.

Thanks MM! Doubling my longs.

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>>10786502
>MM is reporting that Cohen testified under oath that Trump directed him to commit a crime. Except, he didn't
I want a fucking transcript of when he said that. Except of course it doesn't exist because he didn't say it. Fucking fake news and their delusions.

>> No.10786530

Y IS AMD NOT FALLING REEEEE

>> No.10786538
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>>10786530
SELL
SELLLLLLL
SELLLLLLLLLLL AMD

>> No.10786543

Is the Apple bull run over yet?

>> No.10786547

>>10786522
s2 when

>> No.10786555

>>10786377
That would impact their margins but not by much and besides, they can usually transfer the rise to their tenants (charge more rents at renewals)

The worst imo is debts not being carried over due to credit market tightening

>> No.10786570

>>10786522
Bullshit will be gone in a week as faith in journalism goes sub 5%

>> No.10786573
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>>10786543
Not enough bags from FOMOing normalfags, so no, not yet.

>>10786547
When the manga has enough material.

>> No.10786628
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So I got a free share of ZNGA for an invite today the fucker just shoots up 7% in after hours

>> No.10786704

>>10786502
No, goy, it's not about what happened, it's what about what the people think happened!
-99% TOMORROW BACK TO THE 1920s

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>>10786628
Damn I wish I kept my free ZNGA share as a souvenir, I suppose I could buy one for fun. What percentage of free RH shares are ZNGA? It seems like almost all of them.

>> No.10786715

>>10786573
the LN has more than enough material, the manga was started after the anime anyway

>> No.10786731

>>10786704
>-99% TOMORROW BACK TO THE 1920s
BUY EZA PUTS
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

>> No.10786763

>>10786704
sounds like those weekly puts are almost free money

>> No.10786810
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10786810

>Teacher shows stats about social mobilisation in regard to employment rate and subsidies.

>All I can see are flag patterns...
>I notice the trend switched upon a head and shoulder pattern
>start looking for volume, no where to be seen


Did I spend too much time in stocks or is the professor a pleb for not including RSI and Bollinger on his printed stats?

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10786972

I bought Ethereum Classic at the top and now I'm down 37%. I have made poor trades before, but those involved stocks. I think I have learned my lesson. I suck at trading and from here on out I should strictly invest in index funds. I'm planning on putting the 63% I didn't lose in the S&P 500 and forgetting about it. My question is, when should I sell my Ethereum Classic to buy an index? I'm open to any advice you guys can offer.

>> No.10787036

>>10786972
Trading is a skill, if you don't have reserve funds and can't endure countless loss then you won't make it.

Even if you lost you got to keep on and be safer or adapt your strategy, at the end of the day it is merely gambling.

What traders do is add probability and statistics to the matter.

>> No.10787091

>>10786810
>Not going full Ichimoku
Anon I....

>> No.10787200

>>10785015
It's a solid pick, as far as biotech goes
Two potential upcoming catalysts are cancer data and a buyout

>> No.10787205

Short South Africa, capital flight starts now.

I got $1k in April $50 puts

>> No.10787227

>>10787205
You're shorting EZA, right

>> No.10787302

lol S&P futures down 13 points because surely blumpf is finished this time? green by morning

>> No.10787348
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10787348

>wake up from Nap
>Red futures
RELUCTANT

>> No.10787358

>>10786810
RSI is nice but how about adding the glory of Ichimoku and HA candles. Add some fib pivots and your good to go

>> No.10787427

>>10787348
EAT
SHIT
BULLS

>> No.10787476

>>10787427
Let me check my portfolio, down .02% since close. Meh. I'll let the bears claim this one if they really want it.

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>>10787427
We'll be back tomorrow, Hater

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>>10787427
ouch, you got me

>> No.10787547

>>10786810

Short it.

>> No.10787641

Epic bulltrap today.

Futures are just getting fucking smashed. Bloody Wednesday tomorrow.

>> No.10787670

>>10787641
How does it feel being a discount Bagholderextreme

>> No.10787674

>>10787641

False break out on the S&P ft. investor compliance

>> No.10787692
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10787692

Chink stocks are recovering and made $2,000 from BILI today.

>> No.10787709

>>10787670
I'm going to feel pretty good when I make a killing with UVXY tomorrow senpai.

>> No.10787739

>>10787709
awesome, Im 10% up on my vix hedge
If only you were actually funny
Oh well #filtered

>> No.10787862

>>10787739
>dance monkey

>> No.10787919

>SPY down after hours
>NOK up after hours
Looks like I made the right choice, stupid goy

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>>10787427
NO MAN NO

>> No.10787979

https://www.breitbart.com/economics/2018/08/21/deathbywater/

this is the most bizarre tesla coverage of all time I think. Even trumps the azealia stuff.

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>>10787919
SPY is going to 300
Ignore everything on the news and other right now

>> No.10788049

CVM my frens

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Buy SJM its never going below 99 so you have an 8% saftey range

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>>10787919
>>10788022
reminder that this week's occult market outlook is happening just as predicted

>> No.10788266

>>10787979
check Azelea's Instagram, she's demanding that Musk contact him immediately

bet she's preggers

>> No.10788320

hmmm... Tucker's doing a piece on South Afrika tomorrow. git ready frens.

>> No.10788338

>>10787979
As a poetry fag I just have to say that Musk is a fucking loser. Also that article is tl;dr


1
Fame is the one that does not stay —
Its occupant must die
Or out of sight of estimate
Ascend incessantly —
Or be that most insolvent thing
A Lightning in the Germ —
Electrical the embryo
But we demand the Flame

2
Fame of Myself, to justify,
All other Plaudit be
Superfluous — An Incense
Beyond Necessity —

Fame of Myself to lack — Although
My Name be else Supreme —
This were an Honor honorless —
A futile Diadem —

3
It stole along so stealthy
Suspicion it was done
Was dim as to the wealthy
Beginning not to own —

Poems related are for Muskyman, hope you're lurking

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>>10788229
Golden bull for life

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10788607

Based Facecuck, long Faang

>> No.10788650

I don't know if I"m late to the Trump talk, but Trump is not btfo'ing Turkey just because of the Pastor. There's a lot more to it, you have to look at what the Turks are doing in Afrin and Idlib. They're posturing for an annexation under the guise of protection from the Kurds. You have to look at the Gülen movement to understand why Erdogan is still holding the pastor. Erdogan wants to swap the pastor for Fethullah Gülen. There's much more geopolitical context than the pastor.

>> No.10788727

>>10786731


Thinking about buying some EZA puts @ 50$ exp April 2019 what say you?

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10788771

Oh yeah, these red futures am a guro night
Should me touch self to hangings, hard vore, or beheadings
Since me lungs are all messed up me am think hangings

>>10787348
Dont worry kid, you gonna love this after awhile

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>> No.10788857
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>Their flag speaks to their spirit. They're split like any two-headed animal, trying to go in different directions, ending up nowhere.
>...Bear's too busy carving up value stocks with Fundamentals, TA, Ichimoku and FUD, how things should be while forgetting to see how it is.
>The Bear kills people trying to protect it. It lies down and dies in the cave it never leaves.
>Their deaths were mercy compared to those who actively manage their funds. Any who die beneath the flag of the Bull... their death should be in battle.
>But no... the dead number more than my brothers. Running towards and flash of red or green, FOMO'd into an early liquidation.
>The Bull needs to fight, needs the challenge, without it... it falters, dies in the dust.

>We've broken them. The Bear and the Bull have no more shadows to throw at us.
>If the exchange doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols.

The bear and the bull will always remain in this world.
You can only outlast them or side-step them.

>> No.10788865

>>10788771
Hey cripple waifu, I want to start learning TA and related stuff (even if it might be bunk)
What's your favorite instrument/tools?

>> No.10788948
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>>10788865
The only real TA indicator am OBV and Accumulation/ Distribution

For S&P watch orderflow
For Forex, 14 MA crossing 144 and 146 ma
For fun, guppies, fractal resonance, MFI candles

The only way for learn TA am program indicators, learn scotasitc, gaussian physics, wiener process, brownian motion, develop taste for anal

>> No.10788977

>>10787227

Yep

>> No.10788989

>>10788865
Recommend Market profile by J Dalton, Orderflow videos by Miltos on YouTube

>> No.10789003

>>10788948
Dank, thank you!
But I'll pass on tasting anal

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>>10788948
Have you ever posted a pic of your knee pads? Are you reluctant to do so? Or are you reluctant to go out and buy some?

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>>10788948
>weiner process
Kek!

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>>10789003
Never gonna make it
>>10789056
Kek me have kneepads and wear them in public sometimes O.O
Will pics of people care for see later
>>10789068
It's real >_>
Penis process am how most options derivatives they value

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god you guys are such helpless fags orbiting this poster who has never once given a timestamped pic proving """she""" was a female and never will because it is indeed a larping autistic sad.

>but she posted her feet!!!
they posted a picture of a foot. no indication whatsoever it was their own.

>lmao, you don't get it, that's not the point of 4chan culture, whether or not she's really female, the point is to orbit the image of a woman, not the real thing

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>>10789149
What else are we suppose to do AH?

>> No.10789180

>>10789171
something productive you utter waste of life

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>>10789149
>this post
People only talking to me because called top today and called short to 285.5

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10789220

GME and ODP has been doing wonders for my portfolio since LCI took a dump

>> No.10789231

>>10789180
I jerked off to my gains today already. What more do you want?

>> No.10789245

>>10789215
today was an easy day by any measure. don't pride yourself.

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>>10789215
Uhhh sweetie that drop was a saftey measure
All time highs
All time highs
All time highs

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>>10789215
Oh shoot this hot
Going to pleasure me voluptuous steaming hot pussy to brain guro using sweaty good night

>> No.10789394

>S&P touching ATH again
>In longest bull market
>With most controversial president in decades yelling about trade wars
It's almost enough to turn me bearish

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>>10789394
My finger on the SELL button is getting mighty itchy.

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10789474

So I understand the distribution of daily S&P 500 returns is fat tailed and symmetric, but does anybody know if there's autocorrelation (or partial autocorrelation) in the returns?

>> No.10789613

so, this is the power of the bears?

wew

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>-.8%

>> No.10789829

>>10789613
>>10789710
BULLS COME TO THE SLAUGHTER
TO BE MOMMA BEARS FODDER

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>>10789829
Look at this crash, it's OGRE

>> No.10789850

>>10789838
Wasn't it -14 a few hours ago?

>> No.10789917

>>10789838
congrats on this

>> No.10790008

Remember around 2008 when Bernanke said a he didn't see a recession comming and the market a few months later got rekt?

lol

>> No.10790024

>>10790008
I want the market to crash but that's a bad comparison desu

>> No.10790049

>>10790024
Not saying we'll get a 2008 scenario but def a correction.

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>>10785015
>tfw managed to convince someone to buy a stock

you won't regret this choice, fren
long GALT, there's massive growth potential

>> No.10790109

can't browse this fucking thread in the same room as people because of all the anime girls guys can we chill it please?

>> No.10790133

>>10790109
I'm glad, get out you normie

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Futures will fill the gap

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>>10790109
4chan is an anime website, anon
If you're that concerned about what other people think of you, then you shouldn't be browsing 4chan at all in the same room as other people

>> No.10790142

>>10790109
lmao you should see the gay shit they post.

bunch of degenerate gambling tripfags

>> No.10790143

>>10790008
was there a recession tho

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>>10790142
when you suck dick do you specialize in licking the shaft and balls, giving a nice tongue bath?
or do you take notes from the living room hoover and just gobble the whole cock?

I'll pay 35$ for 25 minutes for the former
55$ for 25 minutes for the latter, thanks get back to me soon faggot

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>Carnival ticker: CUK

>> No.10790180

>>10790008
the commodities spike had all the central bankers shitting about inflation. Mervyn King said some shit about never lowering interest rates in his lifetime. was fun times...

>> No.10790189

>>10790167
ask kneepad for a quote

>> No.10790196

I'm going to trade my VOO shares for VOO puts tomorrow on open. Screencap this.

>> No.10790208

>>10784661
I'm kinda pissed at RRGB, but I wonder if they can turn it around.

>> No.10790241

>>10790167
Hello Big 5, put on your trip

>> No.10790251

>>10790241
>>10790167
Actually I take that back, big 5 doesn't use that reaction image
Ur just an OC fag m8

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>>10790251
aw man I had this good boy prepped

>> No.10790303

>>10790196
Why?

>> No.10790332

>>10790303
Because I get a strong feeling there's about to be a major correction

>> No.10790333

>>10786167
Comfy stop posting your political predictions they are so fucking bad

>> No.10790345

>>10788338
Why do people on this site have such paranoid brains. Elon does not come to biz /smg/.

>> No.10790349

>>10790345
Elon comes to /smg/
he's the high IQ poster

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KTOS awarded $108mil contract from pentagon. Where my drone boys at? Could see a nice day tomorrow breaking resistance at $13.

>> No.10790375

>>10790345
>>10790349
elon called out sand companies, hi-Q and BILI
elon's got a team of legal professionals to guide him to optimum shitposting
his phone has 450 mb dedicated to images that he shitposts here with

elon's an alright guy who's in too deep with too many companies

>> No.10790385

>>10790349
no he doesn't. It's fucking delusional fantasy. If he spent more time on social things or things like this he would have actually been good at orchestrating the short squeeze. It's pretty obvious he is work-obsessed. Posting on /smg/ off and on for hours is literally not possible for him. Not to mention SEC probe would ruin him for discussing the stock price.

>> No.10790408

>>10790385
Is it insider trading even if it's anonymous shitposting? Hi-iq/Hi-iv guy talks like he knows a lot about EV and is very smug about tesla. If you press him too hard he'll give a cop out of brain vectors, since he is Elon Musk.

>> No.10790432

>>10790333
)))radical centrists((( upset everyone, my friend

>> No.10790535

>>10790432
You didn't mention that they had a deal to release the pastor. USA got the guy turkey wanted free and then never released pastor.

use your limited brain cells to understand the reaction to a supposed "ally" going back on a blackops deal. Erdogan is not an ally if he can't be trusted for a fucking prisoner swap, much less they give a fuck what he thinks about missiles or nato.

>> No.10790561

Good morning /smg/. What'son the shitpost menu today ?

>>10790432
Good lad

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>>10785656
>>10788049
>CVM

picked some up when it was mentioned in the last thread and made a quick 12%

thanks bros

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>>10790561
Forgot a very relevant pic

>> No.10790587

>>10790561
we're gonna fly to texas on our gains today; we're gonna find reluctant's medical file by cross-refing the clues we got so far
we're gonna find her and kidnap her and figure it out from there, maybe denny's or something over a few beers

>> No.10790607

>>10790535
Actually they had a great deal between Egro and Cheeto man. They would release the pastor in exchange for the release of some retarded Turkish banking executives who commited fraud. They agreed and it was going to happen. The US actually sweetened the deal and got Israel to release some turks too. Ergo was happy.
Then some middle management Turkish official called up Washington and wanted them to drop the meta case against the bank (involving the previously mentioned bankers). Washington got tired and said fuck it and the entire thing blew up
At least know the full story before shouting your opinion at me desu
I never said Turkey was a GOOD ally, but they are a important one in a geopolitical sense. It's Ergo seizing power like a dictator? Lol yeah, but that doesn't detract from our strategic partnership
In what way do you disagree?
Break free from the blue pilled circle jerk of /pol/

>> No.10790615

>>10790587
Given the average mental accuracy of this thread we have a better shot at finding her medical record by cross-dressing.

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$JCP $SHLD best deals on wall st.

>> No.10790638

>>10790607
you waste time on pointless details

Israel released prisoners
Turkey did not

Not to mention other antics. Erdo is dead to US.

>> No.10790654

LMAO
THIS IS THE FAKEST NEWS
BUY THE DIP
SHORT THE VIX

TEFLON DONNY WILL SHRUG EVERYTHING OFF

>> No.10790655

>>10784689
i guess this is what you get for hanging out/banging retarded fucking whores all the time, and taking bad acid while trying to be the CEO of a legendarily unprofitable "business"

>>10785985
remember what ol siener said
this is it
the beginning of what could possibly be the final battle of western civilization vs savagery
winner keeps all

>> No.10790688

>>10790638
That's a funny perspective coming from a DRUNMF supporter, as Trump said in an interview that he viewed the Israeli release as a positive step forward
Really activates the almonds

>> No.10790724
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>>10790654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

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SHOULD I BUY?!?!

>> No.10790755

>>10790655
in fact, given how accurate mr rensbergs visions were, why not devise a macro trading plan off of it? if his prophecy is correct, the power of the molochians will wane, and w THEM out of the way, things could really shift around

https://endtimesforecaster.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-van-rensburg-prophecies-russia-and.html

a couple things im seeing
>The great clash between American and British troops takes place in Egypt after the next world war has started.
long USDGBP
>English attempt to get help in secret from the Japanese, but are unsuccessful.
long NTDOY
>During the night Russia storms through Turkey (Iraq) en route to the Suez region, while Turkey offers no resistance.
keep shorting the lira
>The Russians make contact with the American army in Syria and Palestine where they (the Russians) are stopped by the Americans. Palestine is destroyed during the fighting. Some Arabs side with the Americans. Many oilfields in the Middle-East are set alight.
wew
so long oil then
>The Red Army is defeated by the more advanced secret weaponry of the USA.
long LMT BA HAL etc
>Many secret weapons and gas is used everywhere. While horror (atomic?) bombs sow death and destruction, nations will be annihilated. While some nations cease to exist, others will still survive, but will be worthless. It will be a devastating war and everyone will be expected to go and fight.
i guess just long commodities in general
>Our Boer nation will not be destroyed, for we have a purpose and destination
so buy the dip on EZA after the boer win
>Ireland also gains its freedom and drives the English from their country
long micks
>Holland surrenders without a whimper. France will somehow survive (lol holy fucking shit. siener bringin the bantz); Russia will be finished and although the USA will not be destroyed, it will be a very weak nation
kek
anyways, it seems the nips stayed out of this so
long JPY against the rest of the world i guess

>> No.10790792

>train 30 minutes late
Thanks god I have comfy shitpodcastings

>> No.10790794
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10790794

>>10790654
based & redpilled

>> No.10790823

>>10790792
I apologize for no episodes, I'm trying to gather things to make it a real life radio show instead of a podcast, but you can listen to it like a podcast after the stream.
I just have to figure out how to get the phone lines to work (important kek).
The easiest way to be able to use a radio call in function would be through discord but...
>discord

>> No.10790844

>>10790654
This This a thousond times this

>> No.10790869

>>10790823
I have like 3 weeks of backlog on your videos anyway wew
what kind of radio show could that be ? Can we have boomer music like Deadmau5 and Daft Punk ?

>> No.10790872

>>10790654
>>10790794
>>10790844
>trumptards in full cope mode
I don't care if I lose money, I want to see the total shitshow on /pol/ if the market crashes.
Futures are still red
PLEASE CHAOS GODS, WE NEED THIS

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>>10790872
Not on my watch heretic

>> No.10790885

>>10790869
Boomer music sessions would be dank, thanks a good idea! I could do a run down of ITT and the market then Anons call in and call me retarded, maybe play some Trivia and talk about the hot gossip on Elon musk
Idk i think it would be a more engaging user experience (And I actually got my mic to work now)

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>>10790872
disgusting traitor

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>>10790881
>>10790888
See you on the battle field, brother.

>> No.10790908

>>10790872
>Futures are still red
woah that has never happened before
>market crash
not for another couple years bucko

>> No.10790911

STOCKS OF THE DAY

There are some pretty sick bargains and they will all be dipping huge thanks to ((Cohencindinces.))

ODP on a nice comeback and at 3.20 is a great deal, seeing this as the company to win the Office Supply Wars

NTES with a ridiculous 4.18 dividend and being down nearly 150 bucks from ATH, Net Ease is honestly one of the best potential stocks I have seen in awhile.

Cya tomorrow should be wild

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>>10790896
>See you on the battle field, brother.
you have $500.. not sure if you are going to be much help to any battle

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10790932

>>10790724
Who else is excited for six more years of emperor trump?

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>>10790921
>thinking money matters and not spiritual energy
Stay poor, nigger

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>>10790872
comfy remember what that guy said?
'if you feel like doing something; do the exact opposite'
well your silver calls might get their chance today, or you're gonna blow up your account and miss some tasty stock dips today

the chaos gods don't need this; 'you' need this and your brain is playing tricks on you, silver's a bad """investment""" friend

>> No.10790980

>>10790792
Short SNCF

>> No.10791003

>>10790975
It's okay, I exited all options positions EOD for minimal losses and will not touch them again until I get learned.
Not this time, chaos godddsss

>> No.10791005

>>10787692

anyone else here in BILI?

Planning on buying in tomorrow

app gets fully reinstated on Aug 25 and earnings on the 27th also at a low right now

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>>10790932
I'm gonna buy the obviously FAKE AND GAY dip tomorrow.

>> No.10791023

>>10790980
I hope the line I take to go to work gets switched to another operator next year.
Hell, if I had the cash on hand I'd probably offer to buy it.

>> No.10791030

Why is the dollar shitting itself? Whom do I send a strongly worded letter about this debacle?

>> No.10791055

>>10791030
Trump said yesterday the dollar was too high and needed to go down to hide the fact he shat himself on trade deals.

>> No.10791081

>>10791055
Is this a way to pressure Powell into not raising rates? Will he pull an Erdogan next and say lower rates are better for fighting inflation?

>> No.10791085

>>10791081
That's probably what's inteded but Powell debunked him already so it's okay.

>> No.10791139

>>10790872
WTF Comfy I thought you were based and redpilled??? Remember how we have discussed you need to do the opposite of your initial reaction? Well this is one of those times.

>> No.10791145

>>10790911
Thanks anon I'll take a look at these tomorrow

>> No.10791150

>>10791055
I think he asks for a loosening because he wants the markets to moon some more until mid-term elections ans the fact that other countries take his trade deal seriously. He may want to play the same game as them and see what happens

>> No.10791170

>>10791150
Even the IMF, which is mostly US-based, has said that neither the EU nor China are dumping their currencies. Trump simply tries to cover the fact he followed an horrible policy on trade, it's not that of a big deal.

>> No.10791193

>auto tariffs
>Tesla sinking
This is good for VW, I can't wait for clean diesel to become a liberal signalling accessory again.

>> No.10791204

>>10790911

>no CVM

kys and stay poor

>> No.10791242

>>10791170
We shall see

>> No.10791279

>>10791276
NEW
>>10791276
NEW