/smg/ - Stock Market General

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782514]

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TastyWorks
>Cheap options, API coming out later this year
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Robinhood
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Interactive Brokers
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TD Ameritade
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
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Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
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>>10780417

[Anonymous No.10782532]

1st for $GALT

[Anonymous No.10782534]

>>10782514
Shout out to FNGU and the SPX

[Anonymous No.10782537]

[Anonymous No.10782539]

>>10782514
Reminder these are the low IQ autistic posters:
>>10782492
>>10782515

Everyone likes thots.

[Anonymous No.10782540]

first for the revived swollen corpse of MU springing to life like frankenstine

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782550]

First for BL00D tomorrow

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10782555]

>>10782539

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10782556]

first for shorting SPY all way to 264

second for me can hardly breath and feel like dying ;_;

[Anonymous No.10782557]

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782566]

>>10782539
>>10782557
Unironically kys

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10782567]

>>10782540
based MU heading getting SPICY before earnings

>>10782556
You're going to get fucked. But you would probably like that

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10782568]

>>10782539
Everyone except OP.

[Anonymous No.10782570]

>>10782539
oh so now its posting niggers too?

[Anonymous No.10782571]

>>10782539
nothing wrong with a little thot posting

[Anonymous No.10782572]

>stocks

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782589]

>>10782571
Die, degenerate

[Anonymous No.10782590]

>>10782556
Trampled

[Anonymous No.10782591]

I should have bought TSLA!!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782601]

>be SPY
>hit ATH on low volume
>volume returns the next day
>only you crash into the center of the Earth

[Anonymous No.10782603]

>>10782539
>>10782566
>>10782514
All /smg/ threads should be about thots and stocks or stocks and thots. The only fuckers who hate on thots are sperg lords who can't get laid just like the only people who hate on stocks are people who don't get paid.

[Anonymous No.10782624]

>>10782591
short crush; retracement soon
too much fud to hope ratio, bulls keep hoping for a buyout with that massive of an enterprise value

it's crashing this week or next, possibly past 300 but probably safer on the money

[Anonymous No.10782632]

>>10782591
everyone wishes they bought tsla at 290 everytime it that level in the past few months

[Anonymous No.10782633]

>>10782603
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.10782634]

funny fake sell off Spy
continue your rally now

[Anonymous No.10782637]

>>10782603
put a fucking trip on please and thank (you)

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782638]

>>10782603
You don't even post attractive THOTS, these are literally 6/10 roastie trash
Low standards confirmed

[Anonymous No.10782641]

>>10782624
Is there still a way to buy puts on it? IV looks way too high.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10782652]

>>10782638
I dunno I would make the one on the right unable to walk strait for days.

[Anonymous No.10782655]

>>10782624
the buyout chaos has been negative on the stock.

[Anonymous No.10782665]

>>10782652
She wouldn't be able to walk for years after the autoimmune disorder kicks in

[Anonymous No.10782673]

>>10782641
if you want to play it safe you can just sell spreads

don't buy options here, like a 90% you lose money just on the vol crush, MM will keep it in a tight range just to btfo retail option retards

[Anonymous No.10782678]

Can I buy AMD stock now?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10782681]

>>10782590
>>10782567
me passing out seriously cant stand being conscious any longer sell is @ 285.5

me know this gonna be profit because every time market crashes me lupus flares up

[Anonymous No.10782690]

>>10782641
yeah not a lot of good options for TSLA
if you got above 25k I'd play the peaks of the days and try to play opportunistic otm puts on peaks and sell on downslides
the best idea i've got so far

[Anonymous No.10782709]

>>10782681
Your mind is hazy, dont touch that stoplimit order

[Anonymous No.10782710]

>>10782652
>>10782665
ZING

>>10782633
back to the discord, davey

[Anonymous No.10782714]

>>10782641
you can sell calls

[Anonymous No.10782742]

ESS PEE WHY

ALL TIME HIGH

[Texas anon No.10782775]

>>10782742

[Anonymous No.10782777]

I'm like 90 percent sure gold is reversing now

[Anonymous No.10782796]

First for buy OCLR

[Anonymous No.10782816]

Enjoying sweet LCI gains today. Big5's trash is another man's treasure. Anyone else buy yesterday?

[Anonymous No.10782817]

>>10782742
>>10782775


ETERNAL BULL

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10782822]

I did it, I'm long VIX.

[Anonymous No.10782840]

>>10782822
cunt on a blunt?

[Anonymous No.10782841]

>>10782822
now you can hedge w VXX puts if you want and avg in on your calls each day it moves against ya

[Anonymous No.10782845]

http://www.everysecond.io/apple

>selling AAPL ever

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10782861]

>>10782841
I bought VXX calls that expire friday.

[Anonymous No.10782866]

>>10782845
http://www.everysecond.io/mcdonalds

>selling MCD ever

[Anonymous No.10782867]

lord may you bless me with your fruits for my diligent years of accumulation

[Anonymous No.10782886]

>he fell for the crash bear meme

[Anonymous No.10782890]

>>10782861
oh i thought you meant you got calls on VIX
i do that then buy ITM VXX puts on green days and use contango to my advantage

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10782895]

>MU 50 Print

Moon mission is a go

[Anonymous No.10782902]

I have a question on MU, the chinese banned them from selling their chips on the chinese markets. 50% of their chips were sold in china. Has there been any other news about this?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782911]

Do I abandon my silver puts and go all in on my TLT calls?
Thinking.jpeg

[Anonymous No.10782914]

>>10782678
If you're looking to make money in semiconductors, look no further than $NLST.

[Anonymous No.10782929]

>>10782911
you will never make any money because you don't have discipline. you change strategy every single day. forget the markets. sort your god damn life out.

[Anonymous No.10782932]

>>10782914
Why? Haven't heard of it. Looks like its shooting up, its a good time to buy?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10782941]

>>10782929
:((( I was just thinking, I'm not going to
The ancient meme of silver dies through October

[Anonymous No.10782942]

>>10782911
How much have you lost so far on them? And what happened to your index fund plans. You sure stuck to that idea kek

[Anonymous No.10782943]

>>10782911
Comfy, whatever your brain is telling you to do, do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.10782948]

Mu broke 50

[Anonymous No.10782950]

>>10782911
no abandon TLT if the market is staying green
silver is definitely gonna go down still because its not worth anything, nor is inflation increasing currently

[Anonymous No.10782969]

CVM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10782975]

>>10782950
If he goes all-in on those TLT calls he'll definitely blow up his account.

[Anonymous No.10782981]

>comfy shorted the exact bottom of silver
how

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10782987]

>Rich confirmed?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-21/internet-buzzing-after-julian-assanges-mother-implicates-seth-rich-dnc-leak

[Anonymous No.10782992]

>>10782981
He's just gambling, his mormon church would be fucking disgusted.

[Anonymous No.10782995]

[Anonymous No.10782998]

All time high sp

[Anonymous No.10783000]

I have 100k to spare. Tell me what to invest in. How is TSLA doing lately? Thinking of dumping into that and wait for model whatever to come out, then cash in.

[Anonymous No.10783002]

>>10782932
Their hybridimm storage memory will save the company. Prepare for yuge gains.

[Anonymous No.10783003]

>>10782911
Seek gambling addiction help

[Anonymous No.10783014]

>>10782981
oh its not over in the slightest for metals
i did tell him to wait for the bounce though

>>10782975
thats the only reason i said anything

>>10783000
definitely do this
it sounds like youve put a lot of thought into this

[Anonymous No.10783017]

Rip EDZ holders.

[Anonymous No.10783021]

Will CGC and/or CRON ever dip :( when can i get back in

[Anonymous No.10783023]

>>10782911
it's time for you to check yourself before you blow up

quit trading options directionally also

[Anonymous No.10783025]

>>10783000
Give it to me.

[Anonymous No.10783034]

>>10783000
I've said it before i'll say it again.
>TSLA hits 420 as expected
>Musk takes it private
>Musk starts dating kneepad
Go all in anon unless you hate money.

[Anonymous No.10783043]

>>10782822
Sneed on some weed

[Anonymous No.10783046]

>>10783034
based tsla bull, saudi money is gonna taste good

[Anonymous No.10783053]

>>10783034
>>10783014
Thanks frens
How do I buy that shit though?

[Anonymous No.10783056]

>>10783017
yup almost time to short the third world again
just gotta wait for all these late comers to be completely liquidated

[Anonymous No.10783060]

>>10783017
kek wasn't comfy holding that as well? He shorted silver IMMEDIATELY after it fell off a cliff, and then bought EDZ right after the Turkey thing was coming to a close

[Anonymous No.10783065]

>>10783053
w any luck, you cant, and youll save yourself a lot of pain

>>10783060
him considering taking up those positions was why i covered

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783070]

comfy literally do the opposite of what your instinct is & what you post and you would win every time

please don't KYS

[Anonymous No.10783071]

+ overall but bought EA at 135 because I thought it was the dip fml

[Anonymous No.10783078]

>>10783002
Haven't heard of it. Guess I'll do a bit of research.

[Anonymous No.10783080]

MU sell at $63 before ER, buy back in at $52. Rinse repeat until china trade war is won.

[Anonymous No.10783087]

short goes in all fields
it's that same fucking retarded bitch that's gonna dump the fucking stock when she ropes in a large amt. of retail investors; out, now

[Anonymous No.10783111]

Change of plans
Not selling FNGU at 70
Selling FNGU at 100

[Anonymous No.10783114]

>>10783087
bro... is a very well worded letter.

[Anonymous No.10783125]

>>10783071
Pic related

[Anonymous No.10783132]

>>10783087
this
this chick is fucking retarded af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oPJZG_boA

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783134]

>>10783087
>the absolute state of TSLA bulls

[Anonymous No.10783136]

Are you telling me that everyone in the market is a fucking brainlet and not a single person read into Elon Musk's The Wasteland tweet? If you are long, you deserve everything coming to you.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783144]

>>10783070
I just need time I'm still learning!
I thought TLT would rise as the market falls because boomers would rush to bonds decreasing yields and boosting the price of TLT,
I thought silver would fall because of inflation, a strong dollar and a rate boost in late September. Are both of those things wrong?

[Anonymous No.10783149]

Buy BABA

[Anonymous No.10783158]

Even if you don't like Elon Musk you should be buying TSLA. By friday it will hit $350, you can dump then if you want.

[Anonymous No.10783159]

How are those SPY puts treating you fags?

[Anonymous No.10783166]

>>10783087
>not even knowing what an ARK ETF is
their performance is pretty ridiculous

[Anonymous No.10783173]

>>10782902
It was certain models that accounted for 1-2% of revenue

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783176]

>>10783132
good God. How many buzzwords can I throw out in 150 seconds.

[Anonymous No.10783190]

>>10783132
>>10783176
Look at her metrics on the ARK ETFs then call her a retard some more

[Anonymous No.10783208]

You simply cannot short the US economy, it is just too strong.

[Anonymous No.10783214]

>>10783132
Oh dear lord, never mind TSLA, what the fuck is up with her skin?

Seriously look at that neckline. On her face her makeup is masking it pretty well, but down towards her chest that is some serious nightmare fuel.

[Anonymous No.10783215]

>>10783144
first off
>Are both of those things wrong?
yes, more or less
>I thought TLT would rise as the market falls because boomers would rush to bonds decreasing yields and boosting the price of TLT,
this is true, but is not why bonds have been going up recently
thats because of the intl panic (which has subsided for now)
but markets just hit ATHs again, so bonds will likely correct in the near term as theyre overbought. also, most staples are oversold, so boomers are going there

>I thought silver would fall because of inflation
siver RISES w inflation (QT has also CAPPED inflation for the time)
>a strong dollar and a rate boost in late September.
this is correct, but may also be priced in

either way youu need to learn to wait for a fuckng entry m8

>>10783190
good idea
how about we check back after all the meme horseshit shes in collapses too?
this chick is fucking retarded

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783222]

what if that ark ceo is actually RKG...

[Anonymous No.10783229]

BUY THE SPY

[Anonymous No.10783233]

>>10783222
rkg is substantially less retarded than this bitch

>>10783229
fine

[Anonymous No.10783239]

>>10783222
She looks like she might have a penis, you are on to something baggie.

[Anonymous No.10783242]

Finally a green day

[Anonymous No.10783248]

ARK has 2b AUM

That's pretty good for their PE ratio.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783252]

>>10783190
I know who she is, and her portfolio is extremely risky. What do you expect to happen when you invest in pretty much nothing but tech? Of course you are going to moon. But you are just as likely to crash. Live by the meme die by the meme

https://fintel.io/i/ark-investment-management

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783264]

>>10783215
So what you're saying is I should be doing the exact opposite of what I'm doing now. Nice.
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL AND WHY AM I SO RETARDED NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE TONIGHT I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.10783265]

>>10783252
>https://fintel.io/i/ark-investment-management
yep, I've looked through the holdings for ideas a lot.

[Anonymous No.10783270]

>>10783166
wow ok well you got me there
god fucking damn

that being said I don't believe anything's infallible and she'll know what an asset her words are
I don't know what her gameplan is; I know for a fact her reading of a bear case going 600 dollars... is fucking insanity plain and simple
If she's looking into a total revenue curve model, I can see her case for 600 but the cost of producing that revenue's... very very iffy.

50 billion dollar company creating -2.7 billion in revenue in 8 years on 80% debt?
I think she's wrong, plain and simple

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783274]

>>10783264
do a flip

[Anonymous No.10783275]

>>10783264
If you do that you won't get your own planet when you die.

[Anonymous No.10783289]

>>10783264
start the hedge fund; I'll sign on as an active manager
get me the funds and I could be doing a lot more than I'm capable of right now

[Anonymous No.10783290]

>>10783264
just cash out sit on your hands and learn to fucking wait for an entry lad
its not that hard
also this >>10783275

[Anonymous No.10783294]

>CEO tweets poem
>basically means "I know you're sick of hearing about me. Interpret the news for yourself. remember me as a cautionary tale. I was once a good man."
>stock up 4%
markets are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.10783303]

Me and the market are both high as fuck

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783320]

>>10783303
lol, pic related, it's the market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10783331]

>>10783303
i used to drink everyday. haven't had one in like 2 weeks. should i throw one down for the ath?

[Anonymous No.10783334]

>>10783320
Are you from the future?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783336]

>>10783274
I'll live stream it for your enjoyment
>>10783275
>>10783290
There's no point in cashing out my TLT calls and SLV puts now in the deep fucking red. Guess I'll just ride it to a total loss in hell

[LornBjornsen No.10783342]

ALRIGHT you animals, I think I'm fucking onto something.


I have found the next ticket to the moon, or have stumbled into the next HMNY. Either way, I think I want to ride the train.


SITO Mobile. These niggas have never been so low. Trend extremely bearish but their company makes sense. Advertising based on mobile location - similar to a company like Cardlytics (cardlytics uses credit card info for targeting thru partnerships with major banks). They have partnered before, and through sources I think they may be talking about a buyout of sorts. I'm not sure. But if they are, that'd mean MAD profits.


Honestly a lot is purely speculative, but what do you think? Again, stock noob here.

[Anonymous No.10783347]

>>10783331
Only if its a personal ATH too

[Anonymous No.10783353]

>>10783331
If you want to reignite a bender and struggle with quitting all over again, sure why not? Ask yourself this, do you want to end up like this guy?

[Anonymous No.10783362]

>>10783353
I wish my legs were as funny as his t b h

[Anonymous No.10783363]

>>10783342
Your reddit spacing really discredits your opinion broski

[Anonymous No.10783365]

>>10783336
so when i told you the other day that you should wait for the dollar to retrace more you just decided to short silver then and there?
same w EMs?

yes, you should cash out of these positions that you dont understand

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783372]

fuck i've been drinking everyday again... I should probably quit.

[LornBjornsen No.10783381]

>>10783363
never browsed reddit
just trying to clean up my shits
lurked here since '06 you roody-poo candy-assed faggot

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783390]

>>10783342
maybe when it hits a buck I'll take a look again

[Anonymous No.10783393]

you guys serious about shorting spy? short on friday not today

[Anonymous No.10783396]

>>10783353
>>10783372

i don't really miss the alcohol. i did it to ease stress/anxiety not because i really enjoy alcohol. i just stopped caring about life so much and now i don't need to drink.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783399]

>>10783365
Nah the market will crash tomorrow, make dollar stronk, crash silver and TLT will moon as bond yields are suppressed
It's time to live my the meme die by the meme (and not play options anymore)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783403]

VXX nothing but up since I bought, fuck year!

[Anonymous No.10783405]

>>10783372
what, is that unhealthy or something?

[Anonymous No.10783413]

>>10783381
I didn't say you browse reddit, I said your reddit spacing jabroni

[Anonymous No.10783425]

>>10783399
The comfy willfully self destructs despite almost a week of advice to the contrary arc is not as fun as the grim gambles on earnings every day arc, I want to go back.

[Anonymous No.10783427]

>>10783405

[Anonymous No.10783432]

>>10783399
when are your expiries?

[LornBjornsen No.10783434]

>>10783413
don't get the reddit spacing meme
why do you give a fuck about how I space my shits then
classic redditor calling out reddit spacing
are you insecure

[Anonymous No.10783442]

>>10783427
Im Gin'd for ATH

[Anonymous No.10783449]

>>10783425
Maybe comfy and big5 can off themselves together? It would clean up this thread a lot.

[Anonymous No.10783453]

>>10783434
Im very insecure. I don't think your mom loves me like she used to anymore.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783454]

>>10783432
9/21, I have exactly 1 month to turn things around
>>10783425
It doesn't matter anymore. If I burn it to the ground I can start again at the bottom. TLT will surely moon and SLV will die.

[Anonymous No.10783459]

STOP DUMPING DOLLAR AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10783461]

>>10783434
>projecting
>are you insecure
overly protective, trusts nobody and emotional
yup, not gonna make it mate; work on yourself and get centered

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783492]

Gosh this thot on the right is dumb. just some eye candy.

[Anonymous No.10783495]

>>10783454
>9/21
lol
>I have exactly 1 month to turn things around
no you have like a week before theta eats absolutely all of your money

>TLT will surely moon and SLV will die
yup
but not in time for you to make any money on it m8

[LornBjornsen No.10783502]

>>10783461
>your brain on /smg/
invest in a treadmill before you invest in any more stocks you homunculus
>big brain big brain big brain
an hero

[Anonymous No.10783505]

>>10783492
Fox does an amazing job at providing beautiful thots on their broadcasts.

[Anonymous No.10783521]

>>10783492
>longest bullrun in history
>completely ignoring the 2015 correction
>completely ignoring the longer bullrun we had in the 40s-60s

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783529]

>>10783505
it is pretty necessary considering most of their anchors are ugly old men

gotta balance it out.

[Anonymous No.10783543]

POWER HOUR COMING EARLY TODAY

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.10783548]

>>10782866
yeah but 6x their declining revenues...
i took my profits, waiting for a retracement

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783550]

>>10783495
actually silver is going to $200 per ounce.

https://www.silverdoctors.com/gold/gold-news/outrageous-silver-speculation-200-or-400-silver/

[Anonymous No.10783561]

How's everyone's gains going today?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783563]

ooo boy. Citadel very bullish on MU, bearish on AMD.

Citadel is one of the best funds in the market, highly recommend that you check them out if you don't know much about them.

https://www.smarteranalyst.com/hedge-funds/billionaire-ken-griffin-takes-massive-bet-micron-mu-stock-slams-advanced-micro-devices-amd/

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783565]

>>10783550
>>10783495
If I sell today, it will recover tomorrow
If I don't sell today, it will continue to tank.
Really makes me think

[Anonymous No.10783569]

so is Turkey and South Africa back? Will their currencies ever go down again? So strong, is it moreso them or is the dollar collapsing?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10783573]

>>10782816
I bought yesterday

[Anonymous No.10783575]

>>10783502
did your DD for you; don't invest in SITO

>>10783563
my dick is so fucking hard, new ALL time FUCKING HIGH for me

[Anonymous No.10783581]

>>10783565
learning to take losses is the single best thing you can do for your trading career

[Anonymous No.10783590]

>>10783569
lol
stop trading things you dont understand m8

[Anonymous No.10783616]

>>10783573
You will never have my beautiful $5.35 average cost though.

[Anonymous No.10783617]

>>10783590
luckily im up 500% on TRY and 200% on ZAR by getting in on them well before anybody else saw a collapse coming

it wont take me a decade to retire in any scenario, i'd just rather do it in 2 years than like 6

[LornBjornsen No.10783618]

>>10783575
thanks anon
but why

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783631]

>>10783581
rip. Thanks for the advice Anon, I'm out.
I'm going to go take a nap

[Anonymous No.10783652]

>>10783631
>sleeping through power hour
for shame
Also never trade commodities again

[Anonymous No.10783672]

>>10783652
>Also never trade commodities again
fucking this

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783676]

>>10783652
Agreed. Options never again. I was up 100% in 4 months before options. Now I am a hollow shell of my former self
Also what movie do you want to watch this Saturday?

[Anonymous No.10783694]

>>10783676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAaIZmxfNA

[Anonymous No.10783700]

>>10783676
I already forced people to watch barbie 2 weeks in a row
Someone else should make the pick XD

[Anonymous No.10783703]

>>10783676
964 Pinocchio!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783716]

>>10783616
Oh he will, once it drops again and he uses more dollar cost averaging.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10783724]

>>10783700
>>10783703
TRADING PLACES IT IS

[Anonymous No.10783737]

>literally pay 0% long term capital gains tax while doing nothing
>wagecucks pay massive taxes while slaving for 10 hours a day
how is this a fair system?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783741]

>>10783724
No we wanna watch the barbie movie.

[Anonymous No.10783744]

>>10783724
no
we need to watch more educational videos w you comfy >>10783694

[Anonymous No.10783763]

>>10783617
yo.. we was talking last night i asked if u were in futures options. still trying to reverse engineer them sweet gains. you just using vanilla leverage?

[Anonymous No.10783771]

are they actually gonna let it close this far off the ath

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783776]

>>10783737
it is quite simple

wage slaves are just that, slaves. Their value is their ability to perform tasks that are not automated yet. Meanwhile the chad trader determines the value.

It is very fair.

[Anonymous No.10783782]

>>10783737
The people who are good long-term investors are rarer than workers.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10783797]

>>10783771
Bro I bought volatility at the all time high.

[Anonymous No.10783798]

>>10783771
no prolly not
i got some long plays desu

[Anonymous No.10783808]

Sell hour is about to end then we moon to the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.10783810]

>>10783618
diluted the fuck out of their stocks; that's why 2018Q1 it got a nice looking increase in total cash/equivs
couple that with poor earnings quarter after quarter, it's bleeding

It goes against my natural buffet instincts to buy, though they payed off debt last quarter
they might be turtling but they don't give a fuck about creating money for the stockholders, or creating money for that matter

>>10783694
hell yeah nigga; educational shits good but trading places is a classic, we need a mix between learning and entertainment like enron movie

[Anonymous No.10783819]

I never realized you could keep a stock on stocktwits trending just by spamming it over and over. Some guy's kept msft in the top spot all day.

[Anonymous No.10783821]

>>10783763
yeah im just long USDTRY and USDZAR on 20x leverage, not sure i want to fuck with puts on their indices

assuming South Africa even has a south market lmao

[Anonymous No.10783828]

>>10783771
if not today there will probably be a gap up tomorrow

[Lornbjornsen No.10783832]

I may be a degenerate gambler but WHO EATS AT RED ROBIN

[Anonymous No.10783836]

>>10783676
Cowboy Bebop

[Lornbjornsen No.10783847]

>>10783832
Wrong picture LOL that one is a meme

[Anonymous No.10783848]

>>10783810
try and tell me this man isnt entertainment personifed

[Anonymous No.10783864]

why the fuck is south africa recovering? they're taking goddamn farms for fucks sake.

does anyone not remember rhodesia and what happened there? is anyone stupid enough to think those niggers won't be starving in just a few years at most?

[Anonymous No.10783865]

What do I do if I'm a wagecuck and can't monitor what's happening regularly anymore?

[Anonymous No.10783874]

>>10783819
stocktwits is cancer

[Anonymous No.10783876]

>>10783864
Because people have been talking about blacks killing farmers for like what, 5 years now? the news is there to trick small specs

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10783884]

>>10783865
well

you start by not being a wagecuck anymore

[Anonymous No.10783895]

>>10783865
ETFs?

[Anonymous No.10783908]

Journey to recover from being absolutely JUST'ed by LCI.

Day 1 (today):
Sold GERN for $150, no idea what to use the proceeds for, everything looks overbought today.
Plan for tomorrow:
Looking for LB to have a good ER for hopefully another $150 or so.

Wish me luck bros.

[Anonymous No.10783913]

>>10783828
im long rn on all things except some tech memes, but one thing that DOES have me concerned is the fact that put/call OI on SPY has dropped off a cliff these past few days
it could just be theres less options traders trading rn (theres a lot less as far as i can tell)
but that would hardly explain the sudden shift in the ratio

granted the put/call OI is quite an erratic indicator and really just shows that less people are thinking its going up in the nearest expiry, but still, this is quite a move for it imo

>>10783864
did you notice how i went short before all this news came out mainstream? and then i covered before it was realized? and when i said that dollar pulling back would moon EMs, were you paying attention

you wanna play the macro game? dig. dont follow

[Anonymous No.10783920]

>>10783908
GL bud

[Anonymous No.10783950]

>>10783913
anything that gives you fear right now should be completely ignored
The Bull will win, you must remain Graceful

[Anonymous No.10783984]

>>10783920
Thank bud.
It pains me to think I have to execute this perfectly 6 times to recover my losses from one bad trade. Trying my best to not lose hope.

[Anonymous No.10783991]

STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

WHY ARE YOU SELLING

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ROCKET TO NEW HIGHS FOREVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10784000]

I am begging you baggies, get the fuck out of Tesla. I don't want to see my fellow memers hurt. The writing is on the fucking wall.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10784003]

How can i invest in an inverse big5guy etf?

[Anonymous No.10784013]

>>10783950
well im hedged anyways so idgaf
SPY OTM call IVs were retarded cheap so i bought some long term ones
got some deep OTM VXX puts for cents in case we truly go golden bull, and my hedge is a VIX call, in addition to me scalping indexes/tech memes on the daily

definitely would say im net long, though i guess i gotta go through and add up all my deltas

[Anonymous No.10784015]

>>10784003
EMTY

[LornBjornsen No.10784018]

>>10784003
sell him calls on big5

[Anonymous No.10784022]

TFW I WAS UP 5K TODAY BUT NOW IM ONLY UP 3K

ITS NOT FAIR

ITS NOT FAIR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10784030]

>>10784000
checked
unironically bought more TSLA puts

>>10784003
short HOPE

[Anonymous No.10784034]

>>10784000
Musk is such a clown

[Anonymous No.10784047]

>>10784000
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.10784049]

>>10782514
sold all my TSLA long holdings

feels good, this ride was fun but very stressful

good luck to those holding, fuck you to the short sellers

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10784076]

>>10784000
he's really sliding off the deep end isn't he. i'm going to get some popcorn, this shit's going to be good.

[Anonymous No.10784119]

again folks
take note of this phenomena here >>10784049
what we have is bulls in for a quick scalp, just looking for that pump then getting out. bears on the other hand are longterm and have logic and facts backing them up (as well as a class action and an SEC investigation)

this is a COMPLETE reversal of the general thought process behind bulls and bears and i think it indicates VERY late stage euphoria/return to "normal" on a dying stock

>>10784047
hes on fucking LSD
theres nothing to "get"

[Anonymous No.10784133]

>>10784000
Is this what midlife crisis looks like in autistic billionaires?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10784135]

SPY TO CLOSE ATH

LETS GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

[Weed pharma tbh fam No.10784150]

Updates on my TBP and RTI trades. TBP did a double top on the recent rally. Okay recovery off the attempted dump but I'm not convinced. I'm out completely for now. It was a great trade I think. Mostly traded the warrants and sold them for 80%-110% profit. Great news will probably drop tomorrow and throw TA straight out the window but I'm still well satisfied with this.

RTI is forming a modest bull flag on the 4h. Still looks good. My stop loss is set kinda tight as I'm worried about the greater weed sector dumping off the recent rally.

[Anonymous No.10784162]

>>10784000
an hero soon ?
a foreshadowing of TSLA's fate ?
threat at "smartish" short-sellers ?

[Anonymous No.10784174]

>>10784150
What are your thoughts on..

EMBLEM
INMED
NEMUS BIO
?

I am also a weed pharma fag

[Anonymous No.10784212]

>>10784162
do you know what a "dying line" is?
its when a comedian fucks up/forgets lines and has to come up w SOMETHING to fill the gap

thats what this is

[Anonymous No.10784219]

>>10783724
They had an interesting plot but just ended up shoving tits in your face and tried really hard to portray the old rich white men as bad. The funniest part is that when they actually start trading on the floor its at the end of the fucking movie. The women have some nice bodies in that movie we are fucked with all the corn shit we are eating.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10784238]

>>10784219
>/pol/ makes a good movie political

[Anonymous No.10784247]

Just re entered SJM at 108
:P yum

[Anonymous No.10784263]

>>10784238
It was entertaining but Im not pushing politics. I expected to see more trading stuff but it just felt like a silly movie.

[Anonymous No.10784271]

>>10784000
>writing on the wall

random tweets are meaningless

[Anonymous No.10784275]

>>10784162
Musk if the Phoenician. He tweeted funding secured 2 weeks ago. There's more to it but that's the jist of it.
The poem is a memento mori.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10784278]

>>10784238
wolf of wallstreet

[Anonymous No.10784300]

>>10784000
inb4 he does 9/11 2.0 with a Falcon Heavy

[Anonymous No.10784310]

>>10784275
Elliot left notes at the end of The Waste Land explaining all the metaphors

except for the segment that Musk quoted and told you to read the notes on, that section had no notes

[Anonymous No.10784317]

>>10784174

Keep in mind I'm a swing trading and my analysis on financials beyond 'good enough probably won't go bankrupt this year' is minimal. Quick rundown on TA for those:

>Emblem (EMC): CCI is reading stupid high. Long wick doji formed on the day. MACD and Stoch RSI are neutral to bullish. Probably going to retrace that gap up tomorrow.

>Inmed (IN): This looks pretty decent for an entry. Hovering right around year low support. RSI is in the 40's. It should pop soonish. But by soonish it could be a couple months more flat. Or it could be a week. I'm going to move this to the top of my watchlist and see about maybe opening a partial position.

>Nemus: Nope. I mean it could moon or something but penny stocks trading this cheap are no-no territory for me. I also don't like how it seems to be flirting with a plunge down to 2017 levels right now.

[Anonymous No.10784319]

>>10784238
based
/pol/ and SJWs seem hell bent on destroying media by interpreting it through their own retarded brand of political propaganda

[Anonymous No.10784320]

EXCUSED ME BUT W H Y IS AAPL RED ON THE DAY PLEASE????

[Anonymous No.10784325]

>>10784212
>>10784275
You know, his story reminds me of John DeLorean
I saw a video talking about his car and it seems dude was considered a car genius and lived like a chad until his business fell apart

[Anonymous No.10784332]

>>10784238
The Act of Seeing with One's Own Eyes

[Anonymous No.10784342]

>>10784325
we watched that movie on the first movie night desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10784347]

>>10784300
ELON NUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.10784351]

also
i havent looked at silver in a second
how the fuck did comfy manage to lose money shorting this?
im confus

[Anonymous No.10784359]

>>10784351
Sell low.
Buy high.

[Anonymous No.10784372]

>>10784351
Its been flat ever since he shorted it.

[Anonymous No.10784373]

>>10784325
even the name is TESLA like the inventor who despite everything didn't really make it, its bad luck like that rapper mf doom, whos brother got killed and after living 40y in usa he goes to uk and when he comes turns out the fucker hadnt a greencard, gets banned from usa foreva, couldnt even move his own shit. There are probably more examples, but anyways I think tsla will not chpt11 or anything, probably goin private

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10784383]

>>10784319
Seriously. Two white guys happen to be the villains, therefore the movie advocates white genocide. Even though one of the protagonists is a white guy.
The mental gymnastics /pol/tards posses to constantly cast themselves as the victim is astounding

[Anonymous No.10784390]

>>10784317
thank you sir. any long term HODLs in the weed sector at all?

[Anonymous No.10784401]

>>10784359
this >>10784372

he mustve had monthly SLV puts too
thats beyond simply retarded
the premiums on the 4month ITM ones are only 60 bucks

[Anonymous No.10784402]

>>10784390
>any long term HODLs in the weed sector at all?

Not right now. Too frothy.

[Anonymous No.10784418]

>>10784310
It has no notes but it's part of a previous poem about some waiter getting way too personal and the customer silently hating it as he blathers on.
Could mean "I know you hate hearing about me but..." or the absence of notes could mean "decide to interpret things for yourself"

[Anonymous No.10784420]

>>10784373
Reality manifesting through unconscious intent, always have to be careful about that. If you declare yourself to be something you will become that, whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.10784428]

ayy bros had that drank to celebrate personal ath. best of luck on your investments /smg/

[Anonymous No.10784429]

>>10784342
>after three barbie princess movies

[Anonymous No.10784432]

>>10784351
he shorted at like 14.2 kek

[Anonymous No.10784435]

>>10784420
a competitor will rise with the name Edison.
since Tesla open sourced their patents they'll use all those and become very successful

[Anonymous No.10784441]

>>10784342
I didn't know there a movie on DeLorean
I watched Up to Speed on youtube

>>10784373
I try not to be superstitious and all but sometimes, fate is a really funny thing
I also believe everything there is to know about the human condition has been written, painted and sung in every piece of art we get to see (literature, mythology, religion etc). Anything new in art is merely a reformulation.

[Anonymous No.10784445]

>>10784428

Good times.

[Anonymous No.10784451]

>>10784420
>Reality manifesting through unconscious intent

[Anonymous No.10784461]

>>10784435
There is already a chink EV company called "Faraday Future"
The imagination of this people baffles me to no end...
No wonder they are the laughing stock of this world

[Anonymous No.10784465]

>>10784428
>tfw its not looking too good for closing all time high

[Anonymous No.10784471]

whats your precast on the dax30?

[Anonymous No.10784480]

>>10784465
sorry mang :/ mine's assured cause one of my top holdings is mdt

[Anonymous No.10784486]

>>10784325
Musk is Enron's Jeff Skilling management style mixed with Elizabeth Holmes' salesmanship at John DeLorean's company in Bear Stern's Alan Schwatz's situation.

[Anonymous No.10784490]

>>10784471
short it indefinitely

[Anonymous No.10784493]

EYE OF NEWT

[Anonymous No.10784504]

Big Dump

[Anonymous No.10784505]

>>10784471
I like the Austria index better, less volitile and has good performance
if the dax goes to 11k area definately buy

[Anonymous No.10784522]

>>10782514
NVIDIA is blowing naysayers the fuck out

[Anonymous No.10784545]

>>10784471
Germany is filled up to the brim with dubious loans to productive and trustful countries such as Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal, France and Turkey.

What is still holding it together is the weakness of EUR (the ECB printing money and buying bonds). And we all know what Emperor Trump thinks of this.

And maybe that is what prompted Him to ask uncle Powell to ease up on the tightening.

Because despite Trump's threats, the others countries didn't give a shit about raising their currencies...

[Anonymous No.10784555]

who bearish on URBN tonite? I think will see some profit taking like a mfak

[Anonymous No.10784565]

>>10784545
well they are slowly kicking out the toxic banks from the dax

[Anonymous No.10784566]

[Anonymous No.10784576]

AAAAAHHHHH
WHY IS AMD STOCK CLIMBING
NO NO NO THIS IS ANUDDAH SHOAH
SELL AMD

[Anonymous No.10784590]

>>10784522
GIGA RAYS
HEAVY DEEP LEARNING

[Anonymous No.10784604]

whats on discount this 10 minute power

[Anonymous No.10784606]

>>10784565
Maybe
But who are responsible for oiling the economy with money (loans) ?
Banks

There is still a high risk German banks get margin called on their loans to the German car companies' customers

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10784612]

>>10784604
>MU
>JNPR

[Anonymous No.10784615]

>>10784604
LCI

[Holdmoar No.10784625]

>>10784576
Like I said price action pattern broken, didn't sell today. Learn to read the data.

[Anonymous No.10784626]

>>10784612
Sir I already sold my mu after buying the dip
dont be greedy

[Anonymous No.10784633]

>>10784604
EKSO

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10784641]

>>10784626
it broke resistance levels on short & long term charts. She ain't done yet

[Anonymous No.10784645]

>>10784625
>taking a jew shitpost srsly
BUY HMNY BAGS GOY

[Harry No.10784668]

>>10782514


New thread

>>10784661
>>10784661
>>10784661

[Holdmoar No.10784672]

>>10784645
Thinking I take anything seriously and I'm not a schizophrenic psychopath stalking someone.

[Anonymous No.10784676]

ding ding ding

what a glorious day

[Anonymous No.10784682]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .16%, I'm being a cautious chomby and am holding almost 50% cash. I need to find something to buy, but I'm still basically at ATH.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10784718]

I think I did pretty well, I bought volatility at the ath, hoping for a gap down. Decided to quit drinking today, so no 2 for 1 margeritas for me.

[Anonymous No.10784733]

>>10783821
thanks fren... nice trades

There are ETFs... I've been rolling puts on EZA (2x) and TUR (+50%), but got washed out on EWW (mexico) a few months ago. 2 outta three aint bad.

[Anonymous No.10784738]

>>10784682
+1.08%
Basically Im a billionaire if this keeps up

[Holdmoar No.10784761]

Nothing exciting for me, another 1% gain. Could have been more but I'm waiting for Thursday before thinking about my USO puts.

[Anonymous No.10784771]

>>10784718
have a drink :)

[Harry No.10784780]

>>10784738
gj anon

i am 8,26% up with turtle beach and 2,21% with micron

[Anonymous No.10784788]

>>10784761
>USO puts.
idk desu senpai
it shouldve already crashed out if it was gonna
theres just simply no one trading it rn
its very odd

[Anonymous No.10784796]

>>10784788
>>10784761
im long on it still desu

[Holdmoar No.10784806]

>>10784788
Sorry calls. It's been a long day at the office. It was up 100% at the bell open and I think it can do better by Thursday even with theta, which I feel is low.

[Harry No.10784812]

new thread

>>10784661
>>10784661
>>10784661
>>10784661
>>10784661

[Anonymous No.10784838]

>>10784812
were not even at bump limit faggot

>>10784806
im just confused as to why absolutely no one is trading it
vol (rather OVX) is slipping even as it goes down
so fucking weird

[Harry No.10784858]

>>10784838
tell me what the bump limit is, when it's not 300

[Anonymous No.10784865]

>>10784858
bretty sure its 350 lad

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10784880]

>>10784865
I think it's around 310

[Anonymous No.10784895]

>>10784880
i normally go by the red number up in the right
thought it was 350 lets check

[Anonymous No.10784917]

>>10784390

Oh wait, there's one you might want to take a look at. It's not a bio pharm company though. Namaste Technologies. Their plan is to act as a central retail hub for medical and recreational sales. Basically they warehouse a variety of products from the various LPs and sell those to consumers. Advantage, in theory, being better selection than any other weed retail outlet. Unfortunately it has... questionable management (young inexperienced). However! It is due to receive sales license imminently. The lack of that sales license is why it's range trading along a flat average right now. Fair warning, it may not hold gains for shit so take profit when you get it if you choose to gamble on this one.

[Anonymous No.10784944]

>First day in the stock market
>Made 8 cents
>lost 8 cents before closing

This is how it feels to be one of the boys now huh

[Anonymous No.10784974]

>>10784895

It is 310.

[Anonymous No.10784984]

Red day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10784993]

>>10784974
that settles that then

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10784996]

>>10784865
>>10784880
>>10784895

It's 310.

https://a.4cdn.org/boards.json

[Anonymous No.10785218]

>>10784451
Best post in thread

[Anonymous No.10785391]

>>10784996
Oke thx didn't knew this sorry

[Anonymous No.10785706]

>>10784944
you're gonna make it newfriend
just kidding you're gonna lose everything