/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10776938]

Probably going to get fired tomorrow for being out of work for over a week “sick”. Boss told me tomorrow I’m going to sit down with him and HR. What do with unlimited free time and no income?

[Anonymous No.10776944]

C'mon now, our place is at the office. We need to work hard in order to live a joyous life!

[Anonymous No.10776954]

>>10776938
updates your memes

[Anonymous No.10776965]

>>10776944
Tfw work 11 hours a day 5 days a week, at a dealership where I’m pushed to constantly sell snake oil people don’t need

[Anonymous No.10776981]

>>10776938
> what do with unlimited free time and no income
Realize that you have nothing to live for anymore and that you actually loved your wageslave job. It was your only way of interacting with other human beings and now that bridge has been burned. Every single morning when you look at yourself in the mirror, you'll realize how pathetic you are. Shitposting on /biz/ and clicking the refresh button every single second, hoping to find a topic that you like so that you can shitpost. You post some stupid red pepe meme and hope that someone else replies to you. When that happens, you get this crazy rush of dopamine that floods your frail little body. Over time, you realize that this feeling has gotten weaker, because you masturbate 4 times per day.

[Anonymous No.10776984]

>>10776938
Actually having mental problems is a serious issue that can interfere with work. You can take them for a ride with medical leave if you get a shrink to certify that later on, or even sue them for wrongful dismissal.

[Anonymous No.10777007]

>>10776965
Is it even worth getting a job for security and to be stable? This entire board is one giant horror story. If you could have changed things would you have gone for a passion even if there is a lack of money or do you not regret what you've done?

[Anonymous No.10777011]

>>10776981
Kek

[Anonymous No.10777013]

>>10776965
jesus what a horrible way to live
thank god for chainlink

[Anonymous No.10777017]

I was sick for an entire fortnight once and my boss made a snarky comment about taking sick days without letting anyone know at a staff meeting so I just stared him right in the eyes and he moved onto the next thing
be a man op

[Anonymous No.10777171]

>>10776965
Tell your boss you were on a coke binge

[Anonymous No.10777178]

>>10777777
BTC @ 18k EOY

[Anonymous No.10777179]

>>10776938
I'm probably gonna get fired tomorrow too. Set up my work schedule around my classes and they all got switched suddenly.

[Anonymous No.10777959]

If you get fired claim employment insurance boyos and get some neet bucks