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10774088 No.10774088 [Reply] [Original]

do you retards actually drink this shit?

>> No.10774098

>>10774088
I drink redbull because it's all we have at Costco in Ontario.

>> No.10774099

Hell no I ain't drinking that piss water

>> No.10774104

Pee pee sip? Rare

>> No.10774109

Of course. We are huge fans of jewish products.

>> No.10774307
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I bought the white sugar free one because the memes got me
it was gross. took me all day to drink and I felt like I was coming down from a 72 hour speed bender. horrible

>> No.10774346
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I only drink three things. Water, orange flavored gatorade and beer.

>> No.10774351

>>10774088
Fucking no, looks like you added fucking water to it and ruined it

>> No.10774362

>>10774088
>one sip of this let's you see through time
what does this even mean

>> No.10774374

>>10774307
never gonna make it

>> No.10774391

The blue absolute zero is better than all of those. Truth.

>> No.10774400

>>10774374
just drink tea if you need energy
or get more sleep at night

>> No.10774404

>>10774391
It's called ultra blue you fucking retarded dumbass haha everyone laugh at this idiot

>> No.10774413

>>10774088
I prefer rockstar original flavor

>> No.10774414

>>10774400
But that would actually be smart and healthy.
/biz/ prefers self-destructive methods

>> No.10774418

>>10774346

water and beer here. and the occasional milk.

>> No.10774422

BANG energy drinks my dude, they’re at most 7-11’s

>> No.10774427

>>10774346
>orange flavored gatorade

absolutely disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.10774494

>>10774427
orange favoured gatorade is the best you Butt face turd munched

>> No.10774534

>>10774494
Wrong, the original light blue frost flavor is GOAT. Mix 50/50 with some mineral water or soda water and you have a true patrician sip

>> No.10774732

Yup
*sips*

>> No.10774749

i drink yerba mates

>> No.10774772

I drink Yerba mate, rooibos tea, random herbal teas, green tea, black coffee

>> No.10774783

>>10774534
that gatorade mixed with the cheapest canadian blended whisky you can find is GOAT

>> No.10774794

>>10774088
>paying to rot your teeth
Wtf

>> No.10774799

>>10774494
Yellow is best by far, I’ve yet to find a drink more refreshing than yellow Gatorade or those aloe drinks. Lemonade mixed with tea is close

>> No.10774808

RUNA clean energy is the patrician choice

>> No.10774811

No. I only drink sparkling water.

>> No.10774822

>>10774307
>I felt like I was coming down from a 72 hour speed bender
It's got basically nothing in it you weak ass

>> No.10774834

>>10774098
The Costco in Guelph is cancer. I don't think there's a time of day it isn't packed. Good apple turnovers there though. For some reason the burgerland Costcos have to put dairy in everything.

>> No.10774845

>>10774808
Their loose leaf guayusa tea is the fuckin bomb

>> No.10774846
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>>10774088
Its gud for blood in yur piss to fren not just puking

>> No.10774858

>>10774088
No, but I'll occasionally have a Red Bull. All Monsters I've had (admittedly not very much) tasted like crap, but just regular Red Bull tastes and smells great. I wish they made a non-energy version, because I like the taste so much lol

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>>10774307

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>>10774732

>> No.10774935

>>10774783
that doesn't sound half bad, fren

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>>10774088

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>> No.10774973

energy drinks destroy your gut microflora, literally making you a malnourished autist

>> No.10774991
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>>10774973

>> No.10774999

>>10774088
Sometimes. I mostly drink coffee and take 200mg modafinil though.

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>>10774999

>> No.10775215

i drink it. i need to keep a positive attitude not only for myself but for all my coworkers so we can satisfy our customers

>> No.10775216
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>>10774088
How has nobody figured out that it's base is literally fished out of canneries' local sewers.

>> No.10775229

>>10775216
Taste good though. Sminem drinks it.

>> No.10775265

I am a 32 year old man who unironically enjoys the Monster White Dragon tea.

It’s healthy, low calorie, low sugar, high caffeine and tastes great. That’s Monster™ White Dragon Tea©, available at Monster™ locations worldwide.

>> No.10775317

>>10774346
Water, black coffee, and beer here. The occasional scotch on the rocks.

>> No.10775482
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>>10775265

>> No.10775526

these vomitting memes are okay but you need to work on it to counter the marketing genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

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>>10775526

>> No.10775569

>>10775543
thats what my mom does when i drink monster
you gotta be more original than my mom anon

>> No.10775582

>>10775526
The final goal is to have the monster logo and product name induce feelings of nausea an the though of drinking it a feeling of rising vomitus.

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>>10775569

>> No.10775615

>>10775582
idk does it help with the gore on cigarette packs in germany

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10775635

SSSIIIIIIPPPP GANNNNNGGG

>> No.10775648

I'll drink that big one in the middle.

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>>10775615
>>10775615
>>10774732

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>>10775635

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>>10775648

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>>10774088
This is the best and only monster I'll drink now. The rest of them are trash. If you disagree you're a faggot that hasn't tried it.