My Financial Advisor Said This To Me

[Anonymous No.10772488]

I told him I was withdrawing all my money from him, and that I wanted to buy crypto. He first laughed at me, and thought I was joking.

Then he tried to explain why crypto is pure speculation, blah blah blah.

I told him I’ve already made my decision, and that I wasn’t changing my mind

What he said next blew me away. He said “when you come back to my firm, you’re going to suffer. And when you beg me to recoup your losses, I’ll stare into your eyes while I crush the life out of you.”

Why the fuck did he say that to me? Do I have grounds to sue?

[Anonymous No.10772501]

Sounds like a good guy

[Anonymous No.10772514]

is this copypasta not dead yet

[Anonymous No.10772520]

>>10772488
Sounds like a cool guy but also he already spent your money on boats and hoes and shit.

[Anonymous No.10772522]

>>10772488
2/10 larp

[Anonymous No.10772525]

>>10772488
Wow you can copy AND paste. You're gonna make it anon

[Anonymous No.10772526]

Kill him with a katana

[Anonymous No.10772531]

B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.10772541]

Already saw this thread. Is this pasta or what?

[Anonymous No.10772545]

>>10772488
>having a financial advisor
this isn't the 80s. unless you own multiple estates, yachts, accounts, and other assets, there's no need for such a thing. you might as well call them leeches, because thats waht they are 99% of the time.
>t. former planning advisor

[Anonymous No.10772555]

>>10772488
>checked
>this pasta tasted better the last time you posted it...

[Anonymous No.10772565]

>>10772488
>Financial Advisor: *teleports behind you* *unsheathes katana*

>Me: N.....NANI?!!

>Financial Advisor: Nothing personell, kid.

>Me: ...

>Financial Advisor: *slits your throat*