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10762643 No.10762643 [Reply] [Original]

>open office

>> No.10762654

>>10762643
libre office

>> No.10762659

>>10762643
>collaborative environment

>> No.10762662

>>10762654
this

>> No.10762669
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>close office

>> No.10762673

>>10762643
>>10762659
i resigned two weeks before they started this shit. they took everyone's photo for a website and asked everyone to write a paragraph about hobbies and musical tastes and other retarded shit. fucking normies

>> No.10762679

>>10762673
what the fuck, even works places are acting in loco parentis, why can't zoomers grow ththe fuck up?

>> No.10762710

>>10762679
seriously, what the fuck is their problem?
>anon, take this photo for our website.
>no, i don't even have a facebook account. i like my privacy.
>it's just a company website, anon. come on. it'll be fun.
>for you, it might. i'm not doing it.
>you have to.
>ok, here is my two weeks notice.

>> No.10762713

>>10762643
It's called open space, dumbass.

>> No.10762726
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10762726

>standing desks

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>>10762673
i hate how theres no chance at privacy if you have a job anymore

>linkedin
>pics on business site
>social media

>> No.10762733

>>10762662
>>10762654
>"not a reskin"

>> No.10762773

>>10762726
some roastie at my work is currently doing this. its the most autistic thing ive ever seen

>> No.10762829

>>10762773
won't this kill your knees?

>> No.10762830
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10762830

>open office
>one of the retards starts eating
>he eats like a pig, with open mouth and you can hear it across the room
>roastie sitting across me sneezing all the time
>one of the roasties turns on the radio which plays the same 3 shitty annoying songs in a loop over and over and over again
>window is closed while sun is shining right at my back heating me up
>urge to kill rising

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>>10762773
does anyone in your office sit on a big plastic ball like pic related?

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>>10762654
LIBRE OFFICE CALC KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING AT CRITICAL TIMES FOR NO APPARENT FUCKING REASON

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>>10762673
Why do people in office environments do shit like this? Is no one content to just do their job and go home?

>> No.10762875

>>10762851
I met with the supply chain/purchasing director at the company I interned at and she had one of those. She was actually very smart and interesting, somewhat to my surprise. She seemed like one of those 1 in a thousand women who are adept at decision making and critical thinking.

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10762877

>>10762830

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>>10762726
>taking night classes at UNI
>everyone works during the day, commutes at night, no one knows each other

"Alright everyone, break into groups with your friends"

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>>10762654
Motherfuckin Google Drive

>> No.10762907

>>10762872
People are lonely. They want to make friends.

>> No.10762914

>>10762872
i don't know, bro. i asked myself that everyday when i was there.
>>10762875
wow, you found a purple unicorn
>>10762882
kek

>> No.10762933

>>10762830
I would off myself

>> No.10763024
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10763024

>snarky cunts in the open office constantly talking retarded shit and you have to listen to all their conversations
>the computer you use is outdated and the programs are slooooooow
>every click = wait 10 seconds
>chair is not comfortable and ass is sweating because sun shines right at you
>still tired from not enough sleep and your eyes are drying up, your vision getting blurry
>open up window
>5 seconds later some roastie closes it again because it is too cold despite being 30 degrees outside and 40 inside
>desk is too small for all the papershit
>one roastie brings her loud autistic kid to work that yells at the top of his lungs and runs around the desk
>look at clock
>still 7 hours left and its monday

>> No.10763037

>>10762830
you just described my version of Hell

>> No.10763044

>>10762875
because she has massive balls, anon

>> No.10763046

>>10762830
fuck man, and i thought i had it bad

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>>10762882
>that pic

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>>10763044
she wuz a mom tho.
She sort of lowkey did a big "I told you so" to the president during a meeting about hedging some materials though so i guess in a way she does have big balls lol

>> No.10763176

>>10762872
>Is no one content to just do their job and go home?
Exactly my thought...also what is up with normies and their hate on introverts?

>> No.10763235

>>10762726
Standing (with proper foot cusioning/support) is better for you by almost all metrics and you feel better at the end of the day.

I used to scoff at standing desks too until I tried it for a while and realized that sitting desks are the bluepill.

Enjoy your poor circulation and shitty energy level!

>> No.10763251

>>10763176
Google facts about introverts and look at all the self masturbatory shit that tumblr and buzzfeed push out. I'm autistic with social interactions too, but if anyone came to me in a interview and made it a point to identify themselves as a introvert I'd 86 that application immediately.

>> No.10763265

>>10763251
I'm not talking about dumb normies that announce their introversion over and over again but the actual introverts like me and just focus on doing a good job and not partaking in small talk.

>> No.10763352

>>10762710
>here is my two weeks notice
Is a two weeks notice an actual written notice or a verbal notification that you are leaving in two weeks?

>> No.10763366

>>10763251

Das it mane. Even more irritating is that they've also laid claim to all the "not all introverts" shit too. It's far better to be thought an incompetent extrovert than associated with these people.

>> No.10763408

>>10763366
Again...those are not true introverts, just dumb normies hijacking something as usual, actual introverts never even mention they are one.

>> No.10763427

>>10762643

Fucking commies

>> No.10763481

>>10763024
Lol fuck kill me and yourself

>> No.10763567

>>10763481
Imagine going through this shit for 3+ years

>> No.10763603

>>10762830
Just gotta shake shake shake shake shake
Just gotta shake shake shake shake shake
Shake it off, shake it off off!

>> No.10763635

>>10762851
Yeah, Leo Laporte does this

>> No.10763671

>>10763265
>>10763408

You asked why normies hate introverts. Its cause people who say they're introverts act like faggots. I'm not saying you're a faggot because your a introvert I'm saying that if you announce you're a introvert you're a faggot. Normies confuse the two kinds hence the hate.

>> No.10763743

>>10762673

its fucking women, when asked to come up with ideas in management this is all they can fucking think of

>> No.10763813

>>10763671
Normies need external feedback constantly to measure if they are doing well or not in life. So they expose themselves to others to gauge the reaction. If the reaction is positive they keep doing what they are doing. If not they try to change to get as many positive feedback as they can. It's worse in women and in young people.

Autistic people only need their own approval and they seek their answers within their own minds and actions oblivious to the outside world. Most social interactions are made in a need to know basis. There is no need for small talk unless you want something specific.
Unless you are super polite you will always come across as rude or unfriendly because when normalfags expose themselves they expect you to follow suit. When you refuse you are basically telling them you don't approve what they are doing and that's precisely what they don't want to hear.

Of course most of the people are between these two types and saving a few exceptions nobody is a full attention whore or a complete shut in.
Normalfags just need very little alone time if not any.
Autismos need as much alone time as they can get without being a complete hermit.

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10763856

>coworker somehow managed corporate to OK buying him a fucking gaming race chair

>> No.10763937

>>10762830
YIKES

>> No.10763972

>>10763813
Fuck that. Any boss that cares that much about some stupid bullshit like peoples feelings over the bottom line should be fired. You're gonna fire some really skilled coder because the other people in the office are genetically inferior and need to validate themselves through stupid bullshit?

>> No.10764072

>>10763856

Get on his good side

He's going to be your boss someday

>> No.10764102

>>10762732
I specifically told an employer 2 years ago I didnt want any of that shit because I didnt want my name appearing on google searches linked to a physical location, as a pre emptive measure to getting sued, shot, stalked etc
They never forced anything but clearly thought I was mental, took months to recover relations after that and they get awkward talking about it around me lol.

If they had any idea how deep the trails of info on people go around the web they'd maybe understand, though thats probably wishful thinking on my part, they probably still wouldnt care.

>> No.10764185

>>10763352

Everything has to be written down for records sake. Have you never had a job before?

>> No.10764200

>>10763024
This can’t be real.

>> No.10764221

>>10763972
Okay, this is epic

>> No.10764225

>>10763352
>>10764185
It really depends how corporate it is and even then it still differs. I've written a letter of resignation before working at Chase and my boss told me not to worry about it and just had me turn in my stuff at the end of 2 weeks

>> No.10764227

>>10762643
This is why I left office work. I swear in the last place I worked, 1/4 of the staff did all the work and the rest fucked around doing nothing all day.

There was no team work, people were to autistic to communicate in anyway apart from emails and the managers were all PC weirdos.

I knew things were getting bad when an email went out about the whites in the office being "racist" for giving the meeting rooms generic names like "room 1, room 2 etc" and we had to change them to native brown people names. Then we had someone come in and splash water around the office to "chase away the bad spirits" (White males) and were treated to another email literally threatening us to not make jokes about the changes.

I left a few weeks later and have heard things only got worse since then.

>> No.10764262

>>10763603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-TIy7WPQI

SHAKE IT FOR ME MY BABY

>> No.10764269

>>10764227
You could've sued for that shit and won easily. All you needed were a few videos and some tape recordings.

>> No.10764279

>>10764200
It is 100% real. I survived to tell the tale.

>> No.10764373

>work as a teacher
>one computer between 10 of us for printing
>9am classes
>everyone trying to print
>complain about this "blah blah resources wages etc."
>get to class finally with printouts
>hand out the problems
>one of the kids did the problems at home already

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NERD GOES HOME AT THE WEEKEND AND PRINTS OUT EXTRA PROBLEMS ONLINE TO SOLVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUSTNPLAY VIDEO GAMES OR SOMETHINT

>> No.10764391

>>10762643
>HIRING FOR CULTURE
ya, it's a new way companies are doing things.
sunglass hut had a happy go lucky environment where everyone liked each other and managed to survive the 2008 crash completely undamaged.
They want an environment where everyone likes each other and will work hard and long for lower wages because they like the environment.
so everyone is copying that.
PROBLEM IS: it creates a fake culture where everyone is too afraid to speak up and you get nothing but YES workers.

How do you think Intel got in the trouble they are in? they fired everyone who wasn't a culture fit and drove off anyone who knew what they were doing. and all the Culture hires just smiled as their divisions figuratively burned down.

>> No.10764421

>>10764391
>How do you think Intel got in the trouble they are in?
They didn't do any meaningful R&D for the past 10 years, refused to outsource their R&D to competent people and cruised on their successes while their competitors kept on.

t. semi-competent people

>> No.10764453

>>10764421
>They didn't do any meaningful R&D for the past 10 year
they totally did but their "Smiling tallent" just told them the projects were all good.
-example: 10nm
because all the guys who knew what the fuck they were doing were forced out.
same shit happened to IBM

>> No.10764469

>work in an open office for two months
>quit and go self-employed

12 years ago and I never looked back.

>> No.10764483

>>10764453
Oh I know, the competent 10nm former Intel employees work for us, GloFo or TSMC now.
Trying to throw random quantum dots on a chip doesn't make a successful integration strategy, also.

>> No.10764493

>be me
>first week of employment, comfy in cubicle
>boss tells us we are to sit in these unventilated and cramped barracks while our office is renovated to a modern open space office
>mfw not even have an assigned desk
>mfw see normals everywhere

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>sit in open office
>new onions coworker is hitting on the roasties
>his attempts to be charming are so cringe you wouldn't believe
>cringe is killing me and I have to sit there for 8 hours listening to it

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10764513

>closed office

>arrange papers on your desk to give the illusion that you're busy if anyone comes in
>shitpost all day on /biz/ on laptop

>> No.10764517

>>10764513
>closed office
>sleep half of the day and paint minis
>productive the other half
It's a good balance

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>>10764513
>sit in open office
>arrange papers on desk to give the illusion that I'm busy
>open up some spreadsheet and scroll up and down
>shitpost all day on 4chan on mobile phone
>always on the edge of my seat in case boss walks in
>always have to hide my phone asap when he comes in

>> No.10764528

>>10764523
Lock your door

>> No.10764530

>>10764528
there is no door

>> No.10764546

>no assigned desk
>sit where you like
>cannot claim a desk

ree

ruh... ruh.... ruuuuhh


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10764592

>>10762851
I got fired from an NOC for having a pink ball as a chair.

Everyone took it as a fuck you.

Really, I just had back problems.

>> No.10764620

>>10762829
It'll kill your calves and make your legs look like a cow's. The best thing for your body is sitting on an exercise ball, it works the core out. Sitting on your feet for a long time diminishes blood flow and makes it pool downwards.

>> No.10764634

>>10762726
I got a kindey stone from sitting all day + drinking coffee. The pain is... let me quote wiki: "This pain, known as renal colic, is often described as one of the strongest pain sensations known."

So basically it's the strongest pain a human is able to feel and a way to prevent this is using a standing desk.

>that faggot hipster with his standing desk

Yeah keep on thinking that idiot.

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>>10764634
>people actually think this

>> No.10765033

>OMG anon, I'm such an introvert! I can't believe you would think I'm an extravert!
>Hay everyone, Hawaiian Shirt Friday! Woo!

>> No.10765292

>>10764634
If I wanted a job where i didnt sit on my ass all day I'd go back to hard wage cucking it in the wynyards

>> No.10765389

>>10764634
Lose weight.
Have sex.
Get a clue.

>> No.10765408

>>10765389
based and clued in

>> No.10765511

>>10762726
>>10762851
Suddenly I'm extremely glad I don't drive a fucking desk.

>> No.10765514

Open office is better than Microsoft word

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10765553

>Trading time for money

>> No.10765638

>be me long ago
>working at shitty debt settlement company
>they move all negotiations dept to upstairs area of office building
>I had my own special position along with another guy. We handled accounts that were specifically hard to find
>rest of team put onto floor
>me and coworker get our own dept
>he ends up leaving work for a long time due to medical issues
>get my own office

It was pretty great desu. Doesn’t feel like someone’s constantly watching me to make sure I’m doing my job

>> No.10765811

>>10764513
>closed office
>play maplestory half of the day
>browse and shitpost on /biz/ the other half

>> No.10766038

>>10762654
this

>> No.10766133

>>10764513
I basically do this since my supervisor decided to shit on me multiple times despite giving my best to make it good.

>> No.10766187

>>10764373
Don't be an awful teacher representing the worst of the school system.

Get that kid into AP classes or the gifted program or whatever the fuck.

>> No.10766221

>>10764227
screenshots or gtfo

>> No.10766244

>>10762830
headphones

>> No.10766344

>>10762710
Heh, I actually quit a job once after only working a dozen or so shifts there because one day I walked into the place and got told that we were all gonna have our photos taken to be put up on the website with a description about ourselves.

Um, no. Wasn't fucking happening.

The supervisor who was taking the photos of everyone cockily looked at me after finishing someone else's and nodded with his head for me to go and get my photo done. "No, I'm not having my photo taken", I informed him. His response? "Yeah you are." I looked him dead in the fucking eye and told the cunt, again, "No, I'm not". I held eye contact until he looked away, flummoxed and bewildered. That's right faggot, I thought, as he looked around to the other supervisor to intervene. The fucking gall on these normies, thinking everyone wants to go and doxx themselves on their dumb social websites. So I walked out of the room to do some other shit, and walked back in again a few minutes later. Being the good faggot goy he was, he'd rang the manager up and told her that I wasn't having my photo taken. "She's not happy" he told me. "she said you can either have your photo taken now or you'll have to speak to her when she gets back". Absolutely no fucking problem mate. He was seriously absolutely fucking dumbstruck that I had the balls to tell them no, I dont want to be all over your shitty faggoty website pages and social media, I VALUE MY PRIVACY CUNTS. These normalfags think youre some kind of weirdo if you dont want to whore yourself out on the internet. Anyway, the manager didn't end up speaking to me about it, and I didn't work there again after that.

>> No.10766353

Open offices are great, stop being such an introverted faggot and socialize with your coworkers. Open offices are for high test teams

>> No.10766364

>>10766344
Imagine being this sensitive about having your photo taken lmao. You must be ugly as shit

>> No.10766390

>>10764634
>i need a standing desk because i am too autistic to drink water throughout the day

fuck off retard, i hope you die of your cock stones

>> No.10766392

>>10766364
I know this bait but not everyone wants to be a little social media slut like (You).

>> No.10766404

>>10763024
Oh, the wagecuck’s agony!

>> No.10766603

yes what is up with people always wanting the windows shut to seal the smell of stale air and farts inside

>> No.10766659

>>10763813
redpilled post

>> No.10766753

>>10763813
yes people always think i'm rude because of this, combined with inability to smile constantly

i don't think it's 'autism' though, because it's not a disability it's just a totally different set of characteristics

>> No.10766765

>>10763024
Why do they bring their kids to work?

So many of them bring them yet these people (some of the employees) are two faced gossips. Geez I was viewed as weird when I told a few that I wouldn't tell them if I got married or had a kid BECAUSE it's none of their business. They love to throw baby showers, have not gone to a single one.

>> No.10766835

>>10766344
I want to be like this but I'm whoring myself out on LinkedIn because I want to find a job and it seems to help and you're expected to have one these days.

>> No.10766844

>>10766765
If someone brings a kid without a very good reason at my job he gets thrown off by a guard with a shotgun.
On the other hand the technicians I have to manage are dumb as bricks.

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>>10763813
My office supervisor comes to me so often, always trying to small talk and she also used to attempt to turn it into a 30+ minute conversation where she keeps repeating herself. Sometimes comes for to tell me that she has to go do something or leave early so she won't be there and that if I need help so and so is there. I rarely ever go to her area anymore and rarely ask for help from her. If she wasnt there I'd easily figure how to proceed.

Sometimes calls me or comes over to tell me how she's been doing on the workload (which she has somewhat offloaded onto an underling, didnt even mention she was until I caught him with it and mentioned it sneakily to her). Why is she giving me status updates, I'm not her boss.

She asks for so many freaking favors, it's downright annoying. Heck one time she offered to help me (she pesters to help me but mostly screws it up somehow or takes a long time to do something simple) and came back another day to ask me for a favor to do the work she offered to do for me. Didn't realize it was the work she offered until she left, iirc.

>> No.10767533

>>10766244
headphones got banned at the place where I used to work because management thought "it does not foster collaborative spirit and that employees were getting too distracted"

>> No.10767579

>>10766353
t. emotionally intelligent faggot free rider who would be homeless if jobs depended on technical skill instead of facebook likes and slumber parties

>> No.10767662

>>10767533
i would get a wireless earbud, spray paint it pink and tell them it's a hearing aid.

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>>10766765
>manlet brings his retard kid to work
>kid plays around with a bag M&Ms
>suddenly the bag literally explodes and M&Ms are flying off into every direction
>M&Ms are rolling to my chair
>kick them with my foot back to the kid
>he starts eating them off the ground like an animal without using his hands
>manlet dad is butthurt as fuck but doesn‘t say anything

>> No.10767724

I work in a research lab as an organic chemist so its "open" but im not surrounded by liberal arts retards

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10767727

>>10762732
>>10762829
>>10762830
>>10763024
>>10763235
You literally stand in place 8 hours a day lmao>>10763567
>>10764227
>>10764493
>>10764509
>>10764546
>>10764620
>>10764634
>>10766344
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Blue Collar Chads get the last laugh yet again
>b-but blue collar work wrecks your body
WRONG. Just look at all these guys destroying their body in a chair and getting no sunlight or air. The only solution they can come up with is literally to stand in one place all day. JUST.... I cant even.

>> No.10767778

>>10767721
nicely done, anon

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10767864

ITT: NEETs who sit on their asses in front a computer all day tell wagies they need standing desk

>> No.10767880

>>10767579
>implying you can't be sociable and have great technical skills
scrub

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>Work in bar as sound engineer
>roasters are crammed into tight shirts and yoga pants and quarantined behind bar where they belong
>Chad bouncers are busy flexing for roasties and kicking people out to be pricks, generally good guys
>if someone isn’t doing their job they get cussed out
>racial and sexual slurs fly
>no such thing as corporate
>no HR
>everyone assumes I am some genius because mixing boards look more complex than they are
>tfw I will never work in an office again
>it ain’t perfect, but it ain’t a desk

>> No.10767940

>>10763235
Maybe for most people but I'd quit on the spot if my job tried to make me have a standing desk, I've got arthritis in my feet from a combination of birth defects and multiple reconstructive surgeries.

>> No.10767952

>>10766933

Dude she probably wants to give you a really shitty handjob and then blackmail you into being her slave.

With the HR department she doesn't even need to handjob these days.

>> No.10767980

>>10762732
Heh? Just have an online persona for LinkedIn you autist. I don’t put anything on there that won’t help me get a better job. Everything I do is still private.

>> No.10767994

>>10764227
r/thathappened

>> No.10767995

>>10764373
Share that fucking computer's printer via Windows and enjoy printing from your own PC without having to fuck with 9 other people.

>> No.10767998

>hey anon where is X?????!?!?!
>never mind found it

>hey anon do you know what happened to uuh this X thing?
>no, no dont tell me I have it right here

>hey anon can you type that invoice into the system for me?
>nevermind , wait gonna do it myself real quick

Now imagine this happens every 5 minutes while you are working on something you need to focus on. And of course everybodys in a hurry with their fucking coffee mug.

I want a fucking door

>> No.10768004

>>10763024
I put an SSD in the computer and cloned the drive because I was so sick of this shit, it was against policy but they're never gonna find out

when the manager's breathing down your neck but opening a spreadsheet causes a meltdown and you can't have more than three windows open there's no fucking point in me even being there

WHY do companies skimp on computers, especially when it's so fucking cheap nowadays

>> No.10768026

>>10763352
depends. In an office, probably. On a construction site, no.

>> No.10768057

>>10766344
Why didn't you just take them aside and say you're being stalked by your schizo ex or something instead of going full autismal

>> No.10768076

>>10766344
Based

>> No.10768121

>work in a small business
>only 4 people in the room
>they're all nice because boss is autistic and just fires anyone that bugs him
>only non-boomer in the office so earn my keep by troubleshooting their outlook crashes
>shitpost on /biz/ for the rest of the day

Only problem is there's no room to move up in the business because everything's horizontal. I've learned everything I can here.

>> No.10768124

>>10763024
lmfao wow this sounds horrific

>> No.10768139

>>10764227
kek. i remember my manager used to sit in the cube next to me and would fucking IM me to come over to her desk. fucking awkward as hell. horrible office culture. barely any talking, quiet as fuck to the point where if you cleared your throat everyone could hear you

>> No.10768143

>>10768004
Companies are pretty stupid. It took two years of me mentioning users complaining about equipment being slow before our small biz spent about $3k to buy 10 new desktops with SSDs.

Ever since the upgrade everything has been running smooth and we're spending less time and labor to receive the same value.

>> No.10768211
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10768211

>radio
>adult contemporary radio
>with a "topical debate" program for 2 hours in the middle of the day
>ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES, FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME, POSSIBILITIES, I LOOK LIKE ALL YOU NEED. ONE. *WUB WUB* *PIANO CHORD PLAYED BACKWARDS*

>> No.10768263

>>10762859
Who use spreadsheets in this day and age?
I mean beyond normie who use excel for making schedules, databases, ledgers, forms, and virtually anything I don't see any usecase where s spreadsheet shines.
I do use CSV files to log sensor data because I am too lazy to change the workflow to sqlite. And this is just as data container.

>> No.10768277

>>10762643
i hate office. all kinds

>> No.10768310

>>10768263
Literally any mathematical calculation that requires more than 3 steps and you need to adjust variables on the fly

>> No.10768335

>>10768310
I use python scripts for that.

>> No.10768354

>>10768335
Are you dealing with a 100 value table that changes every week?

>> No.10768428

>>10768354
I can easily make a length 100 input array. But likely I would store the variables in a config file I would load in memory before running the script.
Then another script would update the file if needed (e.g. one of the variable is some currency exchange rate, or number of passengers the day before...)

>> No.10768460

>>10768263
Literally everyone in finance

>> No.10768462

>>10768263
>Who use spreadsheets in this day and age?

Probably those people that still use paper and pen, fucking autists

>> No.10768494

>>10768428
Guaranteed that your autismo nonsense is slower and more prone to error than just using a fucking spreadsheet

>> No.10768539

>>10768263
>all data from my machines are in .csv
>all I need to do is charts and basic stats
Why would I need anything but a spreadsheet ?

>> No.10768556

>>10762654
just as shit

>> No.10768575

>>10768428
>"hey anon, can you send me over the quarterly sales figures please? I need to show them to our auditor, Norman Normalstein"
>"anon I'm sorry to say but this is not legible, our company relies on assurance, please don't bother coming in tomorrow"

>> No.10768586

>>10767998
Now imagine if that person was your boss and this is basically me right now
Ive learned to just ignore literally anything he says

>> No.10768645

>>10768211
lololol

>> No.10768647

Got fired a year ago and just been a NEET. Is it safe to get a job now?

>> No.10768684

>>10762830
holy shit, i honestly feel bad about you now

im working from home, got some future garage playing, playing divinity 2 on my laptop and semi-working on the desktop - work stuff on 1 monitor and crypto stuff on the other one

>> No.10768701

>>10764592
LOL

I have bad back problems too, what do you do now? I'm not sure I can last much longer in an office job.

>> No.10768703

>semi open office
>they probably track your internet history
>get a 3. monitor
>get a micro pc (think chromecast but with windows)
>set up a wifi hotspot on my smartphone and connect the micropc and my workpc with it
>install software that lets you move your cursor to pcs connected to the same network
>enable mobile data on my phone
>take the micropc with me at the end of each day, just in case

>> No.10768722

>>10768004
Its really hilarious being in IT meetings, you should try it some time
>so the PC's we got out there are 2 years old, right? Whats the issue?
>Uhhhh no the PC's out there are 6 year old carry overs from the company you guys bought out. They have 80gb harddrives and 2gb's of ram
>Oh... right. Well we'll take away some of this years budget so you can slowly buy new gear next year. Now patch up the old pc's with ssd's and more ram with the budget you dont have anymore

>> No.10768770
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10768770

dear lord what a pain in the ass would it be to have a job and deal with general population

>> No.10768833

>>10762830
FUCKING THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>fat fuck sits at desk diagonal to me
>one of the loudest eaters I've ever been exposed to
>sounds like two squids trying to fight on dry land
>something is wrong with his leg so every time he hobbles somewhere it sounds like someone dragging a dead body behind them
>he gets up at least 20 times a day so I hear it a lot
>pretty sure he's the one pissing all over the toilet seat
>tfw my monitor is facing the huge glass windows to the breakroom so if I want to goof around I have to keep my ear tuned to noise behind me

Fuck this shit having your own office must be amazing

>> No.10768875

>>10768703
Brilliant.

>> No.10769654

>>10767934
this was always a mystery to me, wtf does a sound engineer even do at a bar? you just plug in the speakers and control some volume buttons then sit on your ass and smoke joints?

>> No.10769685

>>10762643
>Work in open office setting
>Not sure how to make small talk because at the time I was only accustomed to talking with close friends about games and shit
>Maintain positive relations with colleagues by pretending I’m in an episode of Seinfeld
Hasn’t failed me yet.

>> No.10769725

>>10768211
that song is actually pretty nice compared to other shit being played

>> No.10769854

>>10768057
Mainly because I didn't appreciate that they never asked me or gave any notice that they were going to take my photo to use online, and also the attitude of the guy who wanted to take my photo was really cunty. He thought I was some bitch he could make do what he wanted despite my reluctance. I didn't appreciate that. After it finally got through his thick skull that it wasn't gonna happen, he and the other supervisor had no choice but to accept it, and they didn't mention it again the rest of the shift. but i didn't go back again, it was only a part time gig anyway.

>> No.10769917
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10769917

>>10768833
>dude sits right in front of me
>mouthbreather that you can hear
>he is too tall (like basketballnigger tier tall) so his stupid bald head is always towering above the monitors looking at me
>always fucking eating because he needs 5000 calories to just stay alive
>gulp gulp gulp gulp AAAAAAHHHHH all fucking day long
>always smashes his hands on the keyboard because the computer is slow and he is frustrated
>his fucking legs always on my side under the table so have to kick him all the time so he fucks off
>constantly tries to be funny to impress the roasters but the humor doesn‘t exist
>always eats some shit that smells foul
>somebody finds out there is actually AC in that room but roasters refuse to turn it on
>other roaster constantly sneezes into my neck HATSHHHHHI HATSHIIII
>everything dusty in the office everything you touch is in some way sticky
>retard boss always slams the door or forgets to close it so other wagecucks are walking past the office and always looking inside watching me sitting there in my swampass enduring what I can only describe as hell
>time slows down to a crawl

>> No.10769918

>>10762830
>>one of the roasties turns on the radio which plays the same 3 shitty annoying songs in a loop over and over and over again
kind of unrelated but my pre-boomer neighbour loves to blast out the radio in her fucking garden on an almost daily basis. and it's the same playlist every single fucking day. it's like she's oblivious to the fact that the same songs have been playing over and over again for months and months and months. And it's all cringey pop music. I wouldnt care for the fact that she has to keep it playing all day in her fucking garden (even when she goes inside) so if I ever wanna open my window I have no choice but to listen to it. gets on my tits.

>> No.10770210

>>10769917
>americans complain about swamp ass
>try to educate them about bidets or wet wipes
>they call me gay
im just trying to help

>> No.10770254

>>10769685
Kek

>> No.10770257

>>10770210
>swamp ass
I'm not talking about mudass (thats what americans complain about), I'm talking about sweat.
try sitting in a room where the fucking sun shines full force at your back.

>> No.10770271

>>10762643
>Be IT goblin
>Have an office with two other Boomer it goblins
>Keycode door, our own bathroom
Loving, living, laughing

>> No.10770338

>>10766603
I work around lots of women so keeping the farts inside is okay with me.

>> No.10770352

>>10766353
Wanting to be grouped up and friendly with other people is actually a sign of low test.

>> No.10770594

>>10764373
his home life might suck, mine did and thats why i did what that kid did

>> No.10770617
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10770617

At my job
>Female empowerment groups and conferences
>Cultural diversity coaches
>Room for the Muslims to pray
>LBTG group
>Autism group
>Handicapped group

E-learnings about diversity, al our marketing material have a black person, Asian woman and a gay person in the picture.

We are promoting women to senior positions (while lacking the experience).

And are hiring woman to be semi management (project managers, scrummasters, etc.) to white developers and math guys

Its such a meme, it's not believable. And no one is questioning it.

I actually became red pilled without POL

>> No.10770683

>>10770617
Nigga its time to leave
Unqualified to management = sinking ship

>> No.10770712

>>10770617
>promoting women without experience to senior positions
https://youtu.be/9rcIJIWqYmo

>> No.10770785

Come and join us lads:

https://www.wizchan.org/dep/res/181593.html

>> No.10770813

>>10770683
I'm looking for something else atm.

>>10770712
Based Harry

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10770974

saving this

>> No.10771042

>>10762673
>>10763743
>work is now never ending highschool
>western iqs dropping like a rock
>east asian iqs ticking up 2-3 points from an already average of over a hundred

Let me off this ride

>> No.10771051

>I must have Office Word and Excel because they have some features which LibreOffice Writer and Calc don't have, I cannot possibly work without Word and Excel
>All I do is just type some sentences on Word and just open some spreadsheets

Why do retards do this?

>> No.10771056

>>10762643
>old school, literal Action Office
>directors are boomers and don’t want to change anything
>hide in my cubicle all day and shitpost
When you did you realize boomers have the right idea

>> No.10771097

>>10763024
Lmao

>> No.10771318

>>10768575
>please don't bother coming in tomorrow"
Is that like a 1 day suspension or what?

>> No.10771340

>>10769685
How did you act?

>> No.10771441

>>10771318
It means you're fired

>> No.10771561
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10771561

>Open office
>be mad, that boss didn't let me change to a different team and the people around me are dbags
>decide, that it was enough
>be loud, eat, yell, talk all day
>when I am silent I browse the internet
>tell boss every time I have a chance, that this is a shit place
>still not fired, because not enough people
>one day tell him, that I can't take it anymore, this is a shit place, I leave

fucking normie got it

>> No.10771685

>>10762673
Should have answered "anime and j-pop"

>> No.10771739
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10771739

>>10768211

Holy fuck, in my office the roasties and boomer owners thought it would be a cool idea to buy a fucking sonos and link it up to Spotify.

"Each day someone can pick their own playlist on rotation"

>reality
Monday - Heart Radio
Tuesday - Heart Radio 80s
Wednesday - Heart Radio
Thursday - Heart Radio 80s
Friday - *I install sonos app on laptop and change it to a Tycho album*

>"WOT DA FUK IS THIS SHIT??!"
>gets changed to Heart Radio

If you don't know what Heart radio is, it is a radio station in UK which has a playlist of 17 fucking songs on each station.

17 - I FUCKING CHECKED

Which means the same song comes on roughly every 1.5 hours.

In an 8 hour work day you hear the same fucking song minimum 4 times.

3 DAYS A FUCKING WEEK.

ALL I CAN HEAR IN MY BRAIN IS
>WE BUILT THIS CITY, WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL
>ONE KISS IS ALL IT TAKES *WUB WUB*
>I ORDERED SUSHI FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAN, KICK IT JACKIE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I WORK IN A FUCKING ACCOUNTING FIRM.

>> No.10771768

>>10771739
>heart radio
kek. that's the radio station my fucking pre-boomer neighbour plays all day every day in her fucking garden and it drives me insane. hey i bet you know that faggy fucking song that goes "I WISH WE COULD GOOO BACKK TO THESE DAYS, THESE DAYYYSSS" Fuck I hate that fucking song, I shouldnt even know it exists >>10769918

>> No.10771773

>>10771739
wew classic wagie here

>> No.10771812

>>10771739
Mfw when I play boomer material that all the boomers love.

ACDC, Dire Straits, Queen etc.

Dudes are cheering when I start my playlist.

>> No.10771821

>>10764102
>they probably still wouldnt care
why would they? nothing will happen to you because you have a few pics on the internet

>> No.10771839

>>10771768

I just played it and got PTSD flashbacks. Absolute fucking garbage.

You know what is even worse than that? Not only are the fucking playlists on a loop - SO ARE THE FUCKING ADVERTS.

I know the words to adverts off by heart.

TOGETHER LETS DRINK OASIS,
LETS DRINK OASIS TOGETHER
LETS DRINK OASIS TOGETHERRRR-NNNESSSSS

>> No.10771864

i have great potential, know basic programming, want to earn money within few weeks, preferable doing something on my own. i will obsess over it, im really good at that.

what do i do biz ive been thinking all day, i want to have a reason to drop out of compsci uni, because i know i can do something specific but havent been in touch with anything, i love depression.

please someone give me that one advice that will help me, i really need it anons, im not larping, ill be a happy man

>> No.10771867

>>10771739
NOW WE'RE STRESSED OUT

>> No.10771895

>>10771864
Make hentai games

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10771925

>>10771739
>>10771839
>the disgusting diarrhea music drills into your skull all day slowly eating your sanity away
>nobody else seems to be bothered by this

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10771997

>>10767934
>Work in bar as sound engineer

mega kek lad

>> No.10772047

>>10764102

I'm self employed. The social media thing was the straw that broke me, at my final wagecucking job the fat general manageress with around 35 cats informed us we all had to friend our immediate supervisors so they can see if we're skipping shifts when we call in sick, see if we're probably hung over etc. I had basically 0 online presence, since despite being a Boomer who'd been on the Intertubes since the early 90s I'd never signed up to any of the social media honeypots. Arguments ensued. The cell phone thing is the other one, I have one now through raw necessity, but I take the battery out when outside business hours. Drove employers insane having no mobile number, apparently I'm supposed to just accept being at the beck & call of every faggot on the planet? Fuck wagecucking, that shit is just cancerous.

>> No.10772057

>>10763972
>thinks coders are better than others
Text book case of sociopathic narcissism

>> No.10772097

>>10772057
Using big words, while having no reading comprehension.

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>>10772057
>he doesnt know yet

>> No.10772176

>>10762654
> can you make a google doc of these notes, pls?

>> No.10772212

>>10770271
>be IT goblin
>2 other senior goblins, but one quit prolly because I proved I know my shit
>closed office
>turn 2nd monitor at angle away from the door
>use remote control software to control my battle station at home
>shitpost and look at anime tiddies whenever there’s downtime
I’m leaving if they decide to renovate into an open office

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10772224

God, this is what I have to look forward to.

Where the fuck did we go so wrong with modern society?
Why are we cursed to be redpilled and realise that the population around us are just mindless sheeps, eating up the PC garbage.
It's both a blessing and a burden.

>> No.10772266

>>10765389
How do I do the second part?

>> No.10772314

>>10771925
YES FOR FUCKS SAKE, HOW IS NOONE BOTHERED BY SHITTY MUSIC PLAYED REPEATEDLY FOR HOURS

>> No.10772415

>>10772224

Anyone that makes it with crypto in NA/EU will probably have to escape or be consumed by the masses. How many years are really left in this bloated corpulent mass? Once the bill comes due on all the shit we do now it's going to get ugly quick.

>> No.10772426

>>10772415
with all of our gains, surely we can get the resources to found our own country

>> No.10772444

>>10772415
I'm Aussie, so idk how we'll fair. Best of luck to all /biz/ brothers though. Hope we can all make it out if this PC shit

>> No.10772455

christ. im a fucking NEET looking for employment and this thread sounds like hell

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10772460

haha suck it office losers, i work remotely from viet nam and my office looks like this

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>>10772224

>Hey guys we are doing a collection for Stacy's birthday, deadline is Wednesday if you want to contribute
>Last reminder for people who haven't donated for Stacy's birthday
>Hey guys we are doing a collection of Jessica's engagement present, deadline is Friday when I'll go get her presents
>Hey guys just a quick reminder for those who havent given anything for Jessica's engagement present but want to that you have until lunchtime
>Hey guys we are collecting for Rajesh's babyshower, if you'd like to donate anything then Monday close of play
>Hey guys we are having a cake sale for the local Rape Crisis center, all proceeds go to helping roasties falsely accusing their boyfriends, close of play Thursday

>> No.10772467

>>10772426

Considering the ease of movement in information merchant republics may well come into existence again, or cities like Singapore becoming a lot more common.

>> No.10772479

>>10762872
because it makes the business look more approachable and friendly to clients

>> No.10772513

>>10772479
Shouldn't the efficiency of the work be the only think that matters?

>> No.10772557

>>10763352
i did it out of courtesy. i don't like to burn bridges, even though these people were retarded
>>10763743
this is correct. the boss was a man, but he surrounded himself with women and they influenced his decisions. also, he was a $oyboy so there's that.

>> No.10772591

>>10766364
>imagine not knowing photographs still a little bit of your soul every time one is take.
>think of the most vapid soulless people you know - they take shitloads of photos of themselves

>> No.10772652

>>10771867
underrated

>> No.10772664

>>10772513
I was referring to the stuff about businesses taking photos of their employees to stick up with bios on websites. It makes the place look more credible, just like people bank more on alt coins if they can see the team faces and their histories.

there's a particular popular line of thinking these days with running businesses that a client should be your friend. Open offices are just as much showrooms as they are environments intended to make people better team workers (and save money on office space)

Office inefficiency can be made up with overtime.

>> No.10772670

>>10772513
no, because it's a cult.

>> No.10772972

>>10763813
Excellent, is there more to this or you have wisdom to share on related topics for example? If this anon is gone already can someone else point me to a direction where more of this kind of stuff is to be found? I can really relate to this. I don't need any casual feedback on my behavior, so I never thought people expect me to be constantly giving it. Reading this I can somewhat sense there's a whole acting code behind this. Oh the horrors

>> No.10773038

>>10763813
damn, spot on anon.

>> No.10773300

>>10772670
This too. Definitely a cult. A lifestyle and a fundental basis to ones existance. If you don't want to get in it seems like people take it as you're dismissing their very personality. This is serious when you consider most people believe in the narrative based creation of a personality. What is the outcome of unconscious suffocation of all the feelings and impulses that can't coexist with this mindset?

>> No.10773493

>>10773300
A static personality that can only be maintained by external feedback. When someone denies feedback he's only not participating in maintaining, but, only by being present, actively pointing out the nonexistent

>> No.10773504

>>10771895
3D futa hentai games with a weird fetish like animals or aliens. I swear to fucking god there people on patreon earn like >3K a month with close to zero content.

>> No.10773589

>>10773493
This is scary and an unconscious solution is hatred towards the autist who's got no clue he should be maintaining this theatre

>> No.10773828

>getting moved to a cubicle tomorrow from a private office (everyone is)
>will no longer be able to fart in peace or check stocks on my phone
>honestly thinking of resigning over it
>>10762654
Oh no you didn't.
>use libreoffice at home
>fast, lightweight, works great
>load same document into MS word
>can't find anything I need because 9000 bloat features
>craps itself at the length of the document
>cancerous nu-app layout
MicroShit should be nuked from orbit.

>> No.10773978

>>10771739
iktf
>apartment complex, my studio faces the courtyard, always normals out there blasting shitty music
>swear to god they all listen to either super popular alt "rock" or nigger music or pop
>I blast my shit full volume with the door open, bunch of weirdo music no one has ever heard of
Normies have the WORST music taste and they always play it loud as balls. I want to fucking murder them all.

>> No.10774008

>>10763251
>I'd 86 that application
You won't have to worry about being in charge of applications, anon. You're never escaping the food industry.

>> No.10774049

>>10764373
It must suck to know that the only reason you have a job is that parents don't normally raise their kids to be proactive responsible adults. At least you can recycle reading off your power point presentations between semesters for the n'th time.

>> No.10774453

>>10772224
Fake it till you make it... with crypto

>> No.10774597

>>10762830
Invest in noise cancelling headphones, they saved my sanity

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>>10773300
>>10773493
>>10773589
thank you for explaining my point further. that was much better than i could've done. perfect example:
>former coworkers always talking about their bullshit (kids, shit they did the night before and other nonsense) while I'm trying to get my work done
>anon, why don't you ever talk about what you do outside of work?
>you never asked
>blank stares
>still don't ask
>tfw

>> No.10774679

>>10768833
Fucking kek'd and check'd

>> No.10774683

>>10768263
spreadsheets are actually decently portable

>> No.10774746

>>10767934
nice larp but bars don't have a dedicated fucking sound engineer.

my guess is you're a fucking barback who plugs in the speakers every fri/sat night.

>> No.10774773

>>10768428
>>10768335
>>10768263

just because you're a fucking coding nerd doesn't mean everyone else is.

I can imagine how autistic you look when someone sends you an excel file and you cry to them about how easy it would be to code in python.

>> No.10774841

>>10767940

Well luckily for you the majority don't need to accommodate for the defects. Oh wait, yes we do.

>Gays
>Trannies
>Sjws

>> No.10775130

not using LaTeX... what are you guys even doing here?

lit kys all of you

>> No.10775466

>>10763813
Fucking based and redpilled

>> No.10775610
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>>10771739
I know this feeling all too fucking well. 7am in the morning eyes dry as fuck and head pounding while this trash is blasting through my ears morning to night monday through friday. I've quit jobs over this shit with how agonizing it is to deal with on top of the work itself

>> No.10775672

>>10774008
>>10763251
SODOMIZED

>> No.10776567

>>10762859
this usually happens when people have openoffice config files left over on system

>> No.10776784

>>10772415
>have to escape or be consumed by the masse
Why escape? If you make it with crypto you don't have to interact with people at all.

>> No.10776891

>>10766835
It does help I got a dank interview without even trying on there

>> No.10777036

>>10776784

Because if the legs finally give out under the weight of the fiat bubbles and entitlement programs as the boomers retire the crypto rich are going to be the first piggy banks to get smashed. Very few have political connections to shield them for any duration and anyone making a swift fortune as everything goes to shit is not going to be remotely popular with anyone, from the commies expecting gibs to the conservative end mad they're paying spiking taxes while crypto people aren't. The government can't confiscate it directly but if they clamp down on travel, most will choose extortion over prison.

>> No.10777406

>>10774746
>what is gig venue

>> No.10777471

Good thread.

>> No.10777479

>>10768335
yeah you just update your python program all day like an autist

HEY BOSS CAN I INSTALL PYTHON 3 ON THE WORK COMPUTER?

>> No.10777489

>>10762726
>tfw my office desk converts to a standing desk at the press of a button
don't use it that often but it's nice to stretch my legs now and then

>> No.10777522

>>10772097
>>10772171
Plot twist for you faggots. I'm actually a programmer that gets paid approx 1 btc a month to write a niche functional programming language. If you think you're special for punching the autocomplete key on your visual studio or intellij bullshit think again my son. You're a code monkey. Only reason you have a job is because others lack the autism for it.

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>>10777522
Shut the fuck up you lying nigger, I bet you spend your SSI "income" on watermelon candies from CVS pharmacy.

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>>10771739
Oh wow anon, there are so many good posts in this thread I'm going to have to go back and save them all, but for now here's (You)'re reward

>> No.10777861

>>10772972
R/redpilled

>> No.10777963

this thread hits home

>> No.10778659

Bump...one of the best biz threads in a while

>> No.10778945

>>10763671
No. They hate introverts. They hate lack of attention / orbiting. You have to make roastie's day nice when she is bored and pissed off at the world.

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>work at a small startup
>11-12 was "music time"
>boomer music blasting in a tiny office space
>my productivity dropped to a minus

>> No.10779109

>>10779078
Music time all day here. Listening to 5 currently popular songs repeat is apparently better than silence

>> No.10779124

>>10779109
i would get nothing done in a place like that, i need peace to focus not even because im autstic i just respond harder to audio than any other inputs

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>>10762643
Man I am fucking hating the new place the company I work moved.

We used to work on a kickass place that would give a shitload of free stuff and the space in there was great. No we moved to a new place that sucks ass, quality of everything went downhill, the desk and chairs are awful and small. This week some guy was sitting on a sofa and it broke, they fixed it and it broke again on the same week.
Yesterday 3 guys got stuck inside the bathroom the door had a malfunction and they weren't able to open it, so the broke the lock.

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>>10771739
>>10768211
WHY DO I FUCKING RELATE TO ALL OF THIS

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Suddenly my quiet cubicle doesn't seem so bad. There's even a designated work space for people to work in silence if the talking is too loud in the main room.

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pros
>desk is in the corner
>2 big screens
>desk extends into huge bench so i can spread like 5 jobs out at once
>spot is right outside one of the partner's offices and he's really entertaining
cons
>2 women on the opposite side
>constantly talk about their normie lives and random female drama

>>10771739
mate, i used to work in retail during christmas
you don't know what hell is

>> No.10779340

>>10779309
>guy on the other side of my desk is on the phone
>i have to call a client
>stumble over my words
>have to turn the phone all way up
>w-what was that sir?
>half following my own conversation and my co-workers

how do people in call centres even do it

>> No.10779375

>>10779340
Noise Cancelling headphones and masturbation during calls.

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>>10763567
>3
Imagine 3 decades.

>> No.10779740

>>10767994
You have to go back.

>> No.10779757

>>10762851
imagine the noise her braps make resonating through the ball

>> No.10779762

>>10774597
i own some. But i'd feel really Autistic if I used them. It feels like it's not office appropriate.

>> No.10779804

>>10771739
noise cancelling headset my dude

>> No.10779863

>>10763813
just be polite then

>> No.10780352

>>10774603
Having thought of this since this anons first post I've now come to a conclusion that this stuff is a main ingredient in the ultimate behaviorial redpill. Has been a very meaningful discovery for me. Best thread on biz in a long time. Anyone have any suggestions how to deal with feedback seeking normies? Should be possible to tune into some distinct enough wavelength in order to not interfere with the normie's structure of self.

>> No.10780442

>>10763813
>>10780352
Actually it was a different anon. This is the original post I was referring to. Anyway, this thread is full of good stuff

>> No.10780611

>>10771739
Worked a summerjob hauling 25k bags of milkpowder from a pallet into a truck. It was great except for THE FUCKING RADIO REPEATING THE SAME COMMERCIALS AND SONGS ALL DAY ERRYDAY WITH 'FUNNY' DOUCHEBAGS CHATTING IN BETWEEN.

Good luck getting 25-year-veteran baghaulers built like fucking strongmen to even change the channel. I actually quit the job because of that fucking radio.

>> No.10780681

>>10779598
I‘d kill myself, no joke

>> No.10780710

>>10772591
Fuuuuuuuuck you might be onto something anon.

>> No.10780791

>trainee at firm
>youngest person in there, everyone is 30+
>supervisors give me orders without even looking at me
>everyone has a condescending attitude over me, feels like shit
>only guy I've made friends with is the IT boomer who lives on the other floor

Working there has really made me think about life, how leaving civilization and start living in the jungles would be comfy. I'm glad the internship is over, worst time of my life.

>> No.10780960

>>10780710
To borrow Rorys words: I definitely believe so. One could disguise as a mad man(or maybe better to actually turn into one), to get completely out of the normie's mental model of what another human being is in order for the normie to not to associate itself with the mad man. Since I suggest there has to be some kind of association between the normie and the desired source of feedback the lack of association would free the autist from sustaining the structure. There must be many factors to this, but variables that I think play a crucial role include: amount of association, status in general and inside of a local hierarchy, basic cultural memes (age,sex,etc)

>> No.10780991

I share a cubicle with a dude who's been at the company for 30 years, so he does whatever the fuck he wants.
EVERY SINGLE MORNING he plays the same 2 Cuban jazz albums on his speakers. It was nice for the first 2 days but I've been listening to it for a year now and I am losing my mind.

>> No.10781004

>>10762872
HR needs to come up with things for everyone else to do so they can keep getting paychecks.

>> No.10781005

>>10780791
This is my exact situation, except it's not an internship and I'm trapped in this hell.

>> No.10781035

>Be one-man IT Shop
>Pretend to be really busy, but still glad to help.
>Not annoyed when asked for help, but definitely like I am being interrupted
>Work maybe 3 hours max per day. Spend rest of time shit posting/teaching myself unrelated technical stuff/watching magic the gathering videos
>last guy was a jerk
>Everyone tells me how nice I am.
>HR is all women, so raises etc are determined by others' opinions of you
>Get big raises and bonuses

It can't last forever, but it's nice right now.

>> No.10781315

>>10767727
you pick cotton in a field?

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>>10777522
>thinks i give a fuck about making meaningful contributions to society
Anon, i...

>> No.10781435

I haven’t laughed so hard at a biz thread in a while

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>get tour of the office
>multiple people wearing blue or pink shirts with white collars

>> No.10781810

>>10763024
>one roastie brings her loud autistic kid to work that yells at the top of his lungs and runs around the desk

holy fucking kek how is this allowed

>> No.10781813

Damn office workers why don't you just play postal 2 all day

>> No.10781907

>>10770617
Big pharma wagecuck here, they are all doing the same shit just to impress the general public in order to erase the "muh big pharma are all ebil!!1!!" mindset. Fucking funny is that people still distrust and hate us with a burning hatred.
I swear I want to quit every single day of my life, at least 80% of men here are flaming faggots, add that to the insufferable amount roasties that only want to talk about vapid shit. Also our offices don't have fixed desks so I have to sit at different places every single fucking day. I cannot believe normies don't know how to install a fucking excel macro.

>> No.10782620

>>10763024
Where do you fucks work that people can bring their kids to work?

>> No.10782708

At least you dont share a cramped office with your boss
>get in
>not even a minute later before the PC's even boot up
>"anon you started working on that thing yet?"
>continues by checking up and breathing down my neck every half hour
>keeps off hand verbally assigning me projects and assignments based on whatever pops in his mind at the moment
>forgets about them the next day
Im losing my fucking mind
Its just a constant struggle to filter him out of my work

>> No.10782764

>>10762643
HEY AUTISTS: SPEAK UP. NOTICE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS MICRO-SOCIETY (THE OFFICE) ASSERTS THEMSELVES, AND YOU JUST SIT THERE SILENTLY AND SUFFER AND DO NOTHING???


YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOTICE YOUR POSITION IN SOCIETY AND ASSERT YOUR WILL ON OTHERS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO IMPOSE YOUR WILL ON THEM.

SAY "HEY MANAGER, THE NOISE IS RIDICULOUS, THESE PEOPLE ARE DESTROYING OUR PRODUCTIVITY BY BEING SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, YOU NEED TO INTERVENE."

SAY "HEY JESSICA, TURN YOUR RADIO OFF YOUR USE HEADPHONES, YOU ARE BEING VERY RUDE".

SAY "HEY STEVE, STOP EATING YOUR FOUL SMELLING FOOD IN THE OFFICE. IT'S VERY RUDE."

START. ASSERTING. YOURSELF. FUCKING BASEDBOYS.

LITERALLY THE REASON WHITES ARE BEING REMOVED? BECAUSE YOU PASSIVELY LET LIFE GO BY, WHILE STUPID PEOPLE ASSERT THEMSELVES ON YOU.

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>>10782620
>roastie has kid
>roastie is single mom
>roastie has no idea where to park the kid during the day
>kid gets not enough beatings and gets throw out of the tard school
>nobody has time to babysit the tard
>roastie brings kid to work
>roastie insists its just for a few days
>where do you complain? HR is also single mom roasties with tard kids

>> No.10784705

extremely enjoyable thread

>> No.10784714

>>10772591
Basato e pillolarossastro

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>>10771739
Jesus Christ

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Been enjoying the fuck out of this thread for three straight days. Can we have a part 2 when it's archived?

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>>10762829
Only if you're American.

>> No.10785426

>>10776891
>It does help I got a dank interview without even trying on there

I also got a job without Linkedin or even an interview, that doesn't mean that Linkedin isn't helpful for others or myself in the future.

>> No.10785431

>>10780352
>>10780442
i knew you were expounding on that first post, but i saw you quoted my "cult" post and was thanking you for that. either way, your clarification was spot on. as far as any wisdom, i don't really have much because i do my own thing and most people respond positively/respect it because i don't cram it down their throats, even if they think i'm weird. the main thing is if you know what you're doing is right, others will sense it. also, if you have to respond to normies with info that contradicts their reality, make sure to smile and make it casual. it has to be genuine, though, because they can sense if you don't mean it and they will think you're mocking them.
>>10780710
it's true bro. google it, lots of info.
>>10784714
thanks, anon

thanks to all anons for contributing itt, best /biz/ thread in months

>> No.10785842

>>10782764
Hit hard at home
4chan in general has a massive amount of punching bag people

Subhuman , disrespectful , unintelligent normies can get the upper hand on us in most areas simply because they dont let ppl get away with stuff. And take what they want

>> No.10786348

>>10785842
speak for yourself

>> No.10786359

>>10770712
Doesn't she end up dying too?

>> No.10786387

>>10762732
>>10767980
When you fap to old crushes who you have no contact with because they all have linkedins.. Huehuehuehuehuehue ;)

>> No.10786791

>>10781907
....ZS Associates?

>> No.10787400

>>10780991
>work for 30 years
>still working
jesus christ why do normcucks do this

>> No.10787419

>>10787400
>work
>at all
why?

>> No.10787448

>>10787419
idk, to survive?

>> No.10787468

>>10787448
>to survive?
is this a joke?
you dont need to work to survive
if at least you told me 'to buy useless shit' i'd get it
there's been no need to work for a living for milenia, there's neet texts dating back from sumeria

>> No.10788037

>>10762726
?
What's wrong with this, most standing desk are adjustable so you can always sit down after standing for a bit which is better for circulation, posture, and energy levels.

>> No.10788062

10outta10 thread.