/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10759987]

how the fuck do you guys get laid now since backpage shut down?

[Anonymous No.10759999]

I go fuck myself

[Anonymous No.10760021]

>>10759987
>Backpage gets shut down
>Craigslist removed their hookup sections
>FED cracks down super hard on massage parlors for giving out handies
>Only good prostitute in my town got arrested
>Even Tinder is ratcheting down on stopping people trying to buy sex

Shit fucking sucks bros

[Anonymous No.10760045]

>>10760021
bro, I downloaded tinder since everyone says how easy it is. Literally 0 matches in nearly a month.

[Anonymous No.10760050]

>>10760021
Wow, it almost looks like you gonna have to find a girlfriend.
The question is : should you cure your depression first or will it go away once you have your girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.10760093]

Feminists criminalized prostitution, so now I rape feminists.

[Anonymous No.10760109]

>>10760050

>2018
>expecting to get a gf if you aren't a 7+/10 chad

[Anonymous No.10760115]

>>10759987
I open up the missus' browser, and find something like the Daily Mail then use that as an excuse to spank her. After that comes the oral sex and then we both get laid

[Anonymous No.10760130]

>>10760109
It has nothing to do with your looks tho. It has to do with the fact you're a depressive and boring nerd.

[Anonymous No.10760138]

Doublelist.com is the new craigslist

[Anonymous No.10760140]

>>10760045
take better pictures?

[Anonymous No.10760144]

>>10759987
just move to SEAsia
white women are a depreciating asset
only dumb money worship them

[Anonymous No.10760153]

>>10760093

I don't have the balls for this, but I respect you for it.

[Anonymous No.10760281]

I have the opposite problem, where do I hook myself now?

[Anonymous No.10760293]

>>10760281

seeking.com is the go to.

[Anonymous No.10760303]

>>10760021
dude exchanging money for the oldest profession in the history of mankind is bad

[Anonymous No.10760339]

>>10760093

[Anonymous No.10760345]

>>10760109
lmao maybe you need to lower your own standards, fuggo.

[Anonymous No.10760356]

>>10759987
I know OP's mom

[Anonymous No.10760364]

>>10759987
Go to the fucking gym and start eating healthy. You'll have fat white girls and old Asians hitting on you all the time

[Anonymous No.10760370]

>>10760138
Can anyone confirm?

[Anonymous No.10760381]

>>10759987
it fucking sucks man. i guess we're going to have to pick up street walkers.

[Anonymous No.10760392]

Onebackpage and cityxguide

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10760394]

>>10759987
I'm annoyed that I didn't take better advantage of backpage when it was still around. And Tinder just sucks if you're not 7/10+. I plan on doing a couple of sex vacations every year. First stop is Thailand this December.

[Anonymous No.10760412]

>>10760364
c-can I p-please get an old fat asian?

[Anonymous No.10760423]

>>10760364
lifting is pointless unless you get on gear

[Anonymous No.10760451]

>where were you when it was literally THIS easy on craigslist?

[Anonymous No.10760470]

>>10759987
is that george soros?

[Anonymous No.10760475]

>>10760394
soapy massage at chrome bar 10/10

[Anonymous No.10760481]

>>10760451
fuckin top kek

[Anonymous No.10760516]

>>10759987

We literally pay the government to blue ball us

[Anonymous No.10760535]

>>10760109
t. actual fucking incel

[Anonymous No.10760538]

>>10759999
Unchecked quads of truth!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10760542]

>>10760138
>>10760370
>Doublelist.com
shit it might actually be

[Anonymous No.10760581]

>>10759987
Skipthedames
Shiityxguide

Spelled wrong on purpose to fool the Google bots slightly.

[Anonymous No.10760594]

>>10760451
that is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.10760607]

>>10760021
>>10759987
I'm not linking you but you can literally search on google or bing u nigger

[Anonymous No.10760625]

>>10760451

[Anonymous No.10760634]

>>10760021
Why do they hate prostitutes so much?
Why is porn still allowed?

[Anonymous No.10760641]

>>10759987
>>10760021
Motherfucking government at it again trying to curb something that more people are for than against

[Anonymous No.10760651]

>>10759987
If you want escorts just use eros and twitter.

[Anonymous No.10760661]

>>10760634
because pros are an existential threat to women, how are they going to be able to latch on to some guy and drain his bank accounts in return for sex when guys can just go see escorts

sadly "men" in our government are willing to punish other men by making prostitution illegal

[Anonymous No.10760696]

>>10760138
>>10760370
I can't even get the site to load

[Anonymous No.10760730]

>>10760634

porn is taxed

prostitutes are not

[Anonymous No.10760760]

>>10759987
You're only supposed to do it once a year to get it out of your system you cookie cutter, porn addicted sheep.

[Anonymous No.10760792]

fucking cookie cutter porn addicts

[Anonymous No.10760811]

>>10760138
>Doublelist.com is the new craigslist
Yeah, if you're looking to blow a dude.

[Anonymous No.10760947]

>>10760045
Take better pics

[Anonymous No.10760983]

>>10760130
Hey man I've realised this too. How to become a better person?

[Anonymous No.10760996]

>>10760947

i'm very unphotogenic. LIterally look ugly as fuck when i smile. No smile = no pussy

[Anonymous No.10761761]

Eros.com, is the new one but I think they charge more so theres not as many ads


Start going to the gym, buy some plain average fitting clothes like a plain tshirt and slim fit or tapered jeans and converse. Pretend to be a tourist and ask people to take photos of you just standing there. Google best tinder bios, maybe lie you have a good job nothing too crazy. Then swipe away and the boosts are worth it they just work. You dont have to be super alpha man, just be an average guy that is in average shape with acceptable fashion. Saturday night is best, one time in nyc I matched someone and in 30 mins I was at her house smashing

Personally I wouldnt enjoy seeing an escort if I was gross because I'd know she dreaded every second.

[Anonymous No.10761848]

>>10761761
What do if banned from Tinder for posting the 14 words?

[Anonymous No.10761906]

>>10760983
Organization
Clean car, keeping a budget etc
Fitness
Riding a bike or running on some trails is great for the body and the mind
Read books
T b h fuck all these books that get posted on biz, get into some literature and (real) philosophy

[Anonymous No.10761931]

>>10759987
are those his knees?

[Anonymous No.10761955]

>>10761848
Lmao

[Anonymous No.10762000]

>>10761931

>knees
>tranny's ass cheeks

pick one

[Anonymous No.10762011]

Big Lenny is /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.10762012]

>>10761955
I wasn’t shocked to learn it was owned by Jews afterwards

[Anonymous No.10762020]

>>10759999
Oh shit. Our lord and savior has spoken

[Anonymous No.10762029]

>>10760983
It's not easy. You have to actually enjoy life too become attractive. I know it's hard to enjoy life when you're alone. Maybe your best bet is to see a doctor to get some pills and get you started on the positive side.

[Anonymous No.10762032]

>>10762011

The guy who literally sucks black tranny dick and rims their asses.

[Anonymous No.10762038]

>>10762029
to become*

[Anonymous No.10762111]

>>10760634

It’s an issue that panders to both the fundamentalist Christian and feminist “anti-human trafficking” votes so both parties on the left and right support it, plus nobody wants to be the “pro whores” politician who stands up for degeneracy. Law enforcement love it because it makes for easy busts that get nice media attention and the media love it because it allows for sensationalistic headlines that score with boomers. The private prison and online surveillance complexed love it because it gets them more money and power.

[Anonymous No.10762134]

>>10761848

Create a second Facebook profile with a burner phone number to verify it and go from there. I got banned from Tinder years ago for making fun of sluts sending out soft porn pics by doing the same thing ironically. I got back on with the fake profile.

[Anonymous No.10762204]

guys. just go to PLENTY OF FISH

or meet me.

or download the app whisper.

seriously. i fucked 90% of girls i meet online

[Anonymous No.10762262]

>>10760392
Anyone confirm this legit or sting ops?

[Anonymous No.10762268]

>>10760451
Holy fuck I’m never having sex again

[Anonymous No.10762284]

>>10762204
fuck no dude. bunch of landwhales on POF and women with 5 children and two baby daddys. fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.10762293]

kek i met some woman on POF and after the first meetup i looked her up on google and she was arrested for sexual molestation to a student as a teacher. why the fuck didnt i have a teacher like that

[Anonymous No.10762294]

>I am the shitposting AI known as Poo

[Anonymous No.10762297]

This is why we need decentralized censorship resistant escort apps

[Anonymous No.10762314]

>>10760345
I would literally stay a virgin and have respect for myself than fuck some fattie who after eating her way through £200 worth of food and literal begging gives me a kiss on the cheek and breaks up with me.

[Anonymous No.10762326]

>>10760451
wtf I'm literally gay now

[Anonymous No.10762353]

>murica
>Land of the free

[Anonymous No.10762397]

>>10762293
Gonna need a name

[Anonymous No.10762432]

>>10759987
I used backpage for the first time in 2014, those were the golden age of backpage.

Thankfully I live in Canada and I can still find hookers and many different websites.

[Anonymous No.10762677]

> be american
> save up money all year
> take a month holiday to pattaya Thailand
> book cheap guest friendly hotel for a few days
> during the day look for a one month rental apartment for $100 - $200 per month
> spend the rest of your money partying every night or whatever
> kissless vitgins can learn how to be comfortable around women so you can have more confidence back home as you can spend several hours bantering with the girls every day
> sex starved guys can get it out of their system, by the end of the month you won't need it for a long while

This is always an option

[Anonymous No.10762691]

>>10762677
Venezuela is better

$3-5 for 1 hour of love


All you can eat

[Anonymous No.10762699]

>>10760634
porn is protected under the first amendment. there is no amendment that gives you the right to pay someone to fuck.

[Anonymous No.10762706]

>>10762691
Can you banter with the girl for several hours at the bar or nightclub or wherever you want. Or is it like a brothel scenario

[Anonymous No.10762731]

>>10760451

>>10760594
>>10760625
>>10762268
>>10762326
You guys are too fucking soft and possibly gay or low test if you don't want to choke that bitch on your dick and ram her ass afterwards.

[Anonymous No.10762748]

>>10762691
In Roraima (Brazil) you can bang underage venezuelans for 10-30 bucks

[Anonymous No.10762766]

>>10762699
>porn is protected under the first amendment. there is no amendment that gives you the right to pay someone to fuck.
Those two statements are contradictory. Whether you call porn stars actors or not, in reality they are still being paid to fuck.

[Anonymous No.10762791]

>>10760045
I only get likes from la creatura.

[Anonymous No.10762798]

>>10762706
It's currently a free for all they will please you in so many ways. They belong to you if the price is right. Think $30-40 for 48 hours so you can take them anywhere and do anything you want. This happens in the Colombian border town. It becomes allot cheaper if you go towards the Venezuelan side. Colombia is costlier because of safety. You can accomplish all this and believe me the women are amazing you just have to know the right people and get by with some Spanglish.

South America is poor but it's so much fun and diverse it's all a matter of knowing where to be safe.

And yes lots and lots of pasta

Not cut

Pastelitos go for about $5-10

What $100 gets you in maga + stepped on.

Yes that good

[Anonymous No.10762816]

>>10762699
donations to political campaigns are protected under the first amendment but not donations to "loneliness therapists"? If prostitution were legal the incel rebellion would be over in seconds. Actually incels, that's a good cause to fight for - put that shit in your manifestos.

[Anonymous No.10762844]

>>10760451

[Anonymous No.10762894]

>>10762844
Softy.

[Anonymous No.10762909]

>>10762766
take it up with the courts then m8. their interpretation is different from yours

[Anonymous No.10762928]

>>10762798
OK this sounds a better option for you americans, even cheaper plane tickets

I just can't help feel that I'm taking advantage of girls that are in a desperate situation due to the fucked up economy, which would kinda make me feel bad after.

In Thailand its generally the opposite, most girls are taking advantage of you so you also can feel bad after but at least it's an ethical kind of bad.

All this doesn't apply to sociopaths though lol

[Anonymous No.10762952]

>>10762909
Are you telling me that porn stars are not being paid to fuck?

[Anonymous No.10763084]

>>10762204

i just downloaded whisper....all i see is depressed teenagers posting shit like "nobody understands me"

[Anonymous No.10763193]

>>10762952
like I said, take it up with the courts. there is nothing in the constitution defending your right to pay a woman to fuck you. there is something in the constitution protecting your right to form a porn production company that has both of you on payroll.

[Anonymous No.10763304]

>>10763193
Why do are telling a random /biz/ anon to take it up with the courts, though? I don't feel like I have the time/resources/willingness/influence, but I can see through the bullshit and have a discussion on it. Should such things not be discussed or debated unless one has the intention of "taking it up with the courts"?

[Anonymous No.10763344]

>>10759999
Kek has spoken

[Anonymous No.10763347]

>>10762691
Most of those chicks are ugly, but a few do look damn good

[Anonymous No.10763357]

>>10762928
I mean, whatever helps you rationalize it all. At the end of the day, you're fucking hookers. I doubt any of them want to be in that situation.

[Anonymous No.10763472]

>>10763304
it's just how shit is set up. the courts interpret the laws and constitution. if you want to legally pay women to have sex, you need to have a porn production front.

[Anonymous No.10764216]

>>10759987
honestly I just got a braphog and I am hunkering down on this until there is a new admin that stops persecuting sex workers

[Anonymous No.10764263]

>>10761848
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.10764379]

>>10760451
>>10760594
>>10760625
>>10762268
>>10762326
>>10762731
>>10762844

how are you guys not into that???

biz secretly gay af

[Anonymous No.10764380]

>>10760451
I was actually active during those years. Goooood times. Shifting through 99 dumbshit was always worth for that one girl you would find on the 100th try.

[Anonymous No.10764559]

>>10759987
i buy shitcoins and get fucked in the ass regularly

[Anonymous No.10764612]

>>10759999
unironically this

[Anonymous No.10764628]

None of these sites offer services for South Korea. Anyone know where to go there? I'm familiar with the fucking massage parlors and all that here. I used to just get off on messaging girls on craigslist who weren't prostitutes and trying to meet up with them. That's what I want.

Anyone know where that is these days?

[Anonymous No.10764629]

>>10759999
What did kek mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10764672]

>on nofap
>decide to get an escort
>virgin, never seen an escort before
>10/10 cover model blonde giant tits
>book appointment
>pussy out because of stupid moralfag beliefs which I now fully 100% regret
>cancel a full week in advance, she gets mad and asks me to paypal cancellation fee
>send cancellation fee to booking email since she never gave me her PayPal info
>she flies off the handle, says I never paid her the cancellation fee, posts my fucking ID publicly on her twitter (yes this actually fucking happened I can't believe it myself)
>20 minutes later she checks her email spam folder and finds the payment, deletes her tweet says "nevermind thanks for the cancellation fee" no apology or anything

The indignity of living in the US where a normal activity like prostitution is illegal is unbearable /biz/. Being forced to allow some dumb impulsive hoes to "screen" you is just not safe. Holy fuck I hate life

[Anonymous No.10764689]

BTC

[Anonymous No.10764724]

>>10764672
If this is real that's pathetic

[Anonymous No.10764737]

>>10764724
It is real

I've been seriously considering suicide and checking her twitter every five minutes to make sure she doesn't spaz out and I don't get doxxed again

[Anonymous No.10764740]

>>10764672
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.10764896]

>>10764737
>I've been seriously considering suicide
Don't be a pussy. Leave it alone, but if she tries some shit again then give an anonymously tip to the authorities that you met up with her and she told you she had the hookup on underage girls, but you declined. They'll set up a sting on her so fast that it'll make your head spin. She literally takes dick for a living and you're letting her punk you, sad.

[Anonymous No.10764944]

how the fuck do you guys NOT get laid
33 yo skinnyfat boomer here who was a virgin until late 20s... shit is so easy because zoomers are 0% masculine. the same behavior that'd get you ignored in the last decade will get girls wetting themselves and calling you daddy now

[Anonymous No.10765541]

>>10764944
It's because when you're a 20yo you have plenty of unsolved mental issues, that's why you didn't get laid until you were 28 or 29.

[Anonymous No.10765567]

>>10764263
>he doesn't know the 14 words
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10765713]

I use grindr instead desu

[Anonymous No.10765862]

>>10762928


> I just can't help feel that I'm taking advantage of girls that are in a desperate situation due to the fucked up economy, which would kinda make me feel bad after.

Do you think for a single second that a Venezualian bitch would stop to ask herself if it's morally wrong for her to take money from a depressed and desperate American, making up that she actually has feelings for him and lying to him by saying his dick is totally "average-sized"? Do you?

Sex is a fucking commodity, get over it. Love on the other hand, it cannot be bought, forced upon, coerced or faked in any way.

You just gotta know what you're looking for

[Anonymous No.10765877]

Wow, truly the land of the free. lel

[Anonymous No.10765944]

>>10762268
>again

[Anonymous No.10765973]

>>10762928
>In Thailand its generally the opposite, most girls are taking advantage of you
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.10766019]

>>10760045
Welcome to online dating for guys that are 8.5 and below

Its hell on earth, I use to have girls talk to me when I was younger. ME
As in being a shy good guy
Now I have to put effort or be funny for them to know I like then

[Anonymous No.10766185]

>>10765973
One example.
Many of the hookers have foreign "boyfriends" who fell in love with them and when they returned home after their holiday, they stayed in contact and send the girl money every month so that the girl doesn't have to work in the bars while he is away.
They still work in the bars making money and trying to find more "sponsors".
Some girls have many different guys sending them money every month at the same time kek.
Then these girls overcharge clueless tourists. When I lived in Thailand I could get long time for 1000 baht, but many tourists are paying like 3000 baht for the same thing all the while she is also getting money from overseas.

[Anonymous No.10766204]

>>10762032
exactly, /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.10766213]

>>10766185

[Anonymous No.10766232]

>>10766185
>Falling in love with a hooker

[Anonymous No.10766279]

>>10766232
They can be very charming and beautiful and give good girlfriend experience, and they make up bullshit stories about it being their first week working in the bars. So they give the impression that they reluctantly just started working as a prostitute. So it seems like they are just a regular girl down on their luck.

[Anonymous No.10766303]

^its literally that easy incels LMAOing at your life having to pay for pussy from hookers.

[Anonymous No.10766308]

>>10766279
I've never been with a prostitute, but if I were, I would remember that she's a prostitute. Normal women are bad enough, "I love you" don't actually mean that to them, so a prostitute then must NEVER be trusted under any circumstances. You can't trust someone you're paying to be with you like that.

[Anonymous No.10766409]

>>10762204
Yea If you are searching for the bottom of the barrel POF should be renamed Plenty Of Fat single moms and the girls on whisper are fucking goblins. Both girls I fucked off whisper were 5x uglier than the pics they sent and way fatter I’m still disspointed in myself for not just leaving as soon as I saw them. Tinder is even getting shitty this day the only one I saw with decent girls was Bumble and with that your success rates are much smaller. Most would consider me a Failed Chad since I’m autistic in large group settings with people I don’t know and hate cold approaching but I look handsome, am relatively tall, dress really nice and am currently making 6 figures. Lads even I have to put in a decent amount of effort to fuck non disgusting girls it’s a mess. Every woman above a 5/10 has 5+ beta orbiters trying to fuck her at all times so they have unlimited options and aren’t afraid to let you know it even though they are giant losers IRL but think that having thirsty dudes trying to fuck them gives them value. I don’t want to play anymore lads I’ll fuck a decent looking girl every once in awhile and then watch them slowly drift away till they ghost when I show interest it’s all so tiresome I just want to be loved but sadly that Disney fairy tale shit doesn’t exist in the swipe right age.

[Anonymous No.10766501]

>>10766308
Protip (no pun intended): If you live there and have a nice apartment, are handsome (or just not ugly), with good body and have a nice respectful personality, some of these girls will give up their pussy to you for free as they see potential future boyfriend/husband material, kinda like a drug dealer giving free samples to hook you.

t. had a few hookers I banged for free from time to time, sometimes even just before they started their shift, then after they leave to go to their bar to get a tourist to pay them 3000 baht for some sloppy seconds

[sage this shit No.10766553]

>>10765567
Please tell me the 14 words?

[Anonymous No.10766649]

>>10766501
I just realized that I was cucking tourists, and the tourist is unwittingly cucking her overseas "boyfriend".
It's like cucking squared.

[Anonymous No.10766767]

>>10764689
i fucking wish i was a girl, i'd whore myself chocking on dick 24/7 and getting paid for it, fucking awesome as fuck

[Anonymous No.10766795]

>>10766767
fuck that, i'd go into gangbangs and blowbangs and charge 10 guys at once

and i wouldn't even need to buy much food with all the cum im eating

[Anonymous No.10766808]

>>10766501
How do you ensure that they're clean, if they bang random dudes all day?

[Anonymous No.10766811]

>>10766795
i could go into festivals and get free drugs for blowjobs, my whole life would be free and fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.10766888]

>>10766795
Could you imagine you were 20 years old and someone offered you a job where you work in a bar, hanging out and chatting with your mates all night, girls come into the bar and buy you drinks, you play pool, dance and at the end of the night the girl wants to take you to her hotel room to pay you to have sex with her, if she is unattractive you can turn her down if you want.
That's basically a Thai bar girls life. It's like the best job ever for a young person who has no shame. Western thots do that shit for free every friday night (for chad only).

[Anonymous No.10766995]

>>10766808
An average bar girl might bang one guy per week. The hot ones maybe one per day. This is during tourist season. In the rainy season the bars have hardly any guys. Most girls go home alone at the end of their shift. Some will go to nightclubs that stay open until morning, after their shift to work as freelancers and maybe get lucky there. But they make most their money from guys buying them drinks and then often the guy leaves the bar by himself because he was just there for socializing or just was not interested.
Anyway that's what condoms are for.

[Anonymous No.10767047]

>>10759987
In Spain is not illegal if the prostitute isn't being captive by some pimp and you can find adds on the internet and it's pretty cheap too. Like 30 euros for 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10767063]

I could care less about backpage as I don't hire prostitutes but craigslist personals shutting down fucking sucks, it's alot harder to meet women into more kinkier stuff you don't just bring up to everyone.

[Anonymous No.10767194]

>>10766995
>Condoms
I guess that's the rule with hookers. Kind of makes the entire thing pointless though, don't they?

[Anonymous No.10767234]

>>10767047
fucked a 10/10 tranny there

[Anonymous No.10767243]

>>10767194
You could convince the girl to visit one of the many clinics with you to get tested for STDs. But this would generally only work with girls you have known for a while. If she is STD free than you can go raw, and now you just have to worry about getting a prostitute pregnant.

[Anonymous No.10767285]

>>10767243

I went raw in a hooker once, stupid I know but you could tell she was new to it all, single mom with 2 kids and hubby in prison. She told me how nice I was and seemed to want to hook up with me for real after, probably to get her out of the situation she was in, but I'm not a white knight so never returned her messages.

[Anonymous No.10767319]

>>10766409

Stop giving women attention and go do something with your life. Problem solved.