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[Anonymous No.10754798]

I want gf in college.
Its my 2nd year, i have no friends, not in any clubs nor frat, and everyone on my floor ignores me.

This is biz related because i have 400 k LINKs.

[Anonymous No.10754819]

>>10754798
anon I'll leave my wife and be your best friend/wingman for 50k links. I will get you a gf by the end of this week.

[Anonymous No.10754821]

stop watching anime
stop masturbating to lolicon
stop hoping a fat fuck russian scammer will passively lift you out of your self-imposed problems

[Anonymous No.10754846]

judging by your pic and the way you write, it seems to be because you're insufferable and unwilling to change

[Anonymous No.10754868]

>>10754821
This.

Also, work out. Take cold showers. Nofap. Instead of talking to guys talk to girls just to be friends with them. Eventually you'll develop the confidence to talk to girls and fuck them in one night.

Ooor you can enjoy a life of loli-porn. No gf to bug you and a lot more money in your wallet because you don't go out to club/dates.

[Anonymous No.10755157]

>>10754798
sauce

[Anonymous No.10755238]

>>10755157
How about you don't masturbate to underage porn and clean your room, bucko?

[Anonymous No.10755348]

>>10754819
im unironically tempted to. i go to penn state
>>10754821
i read manga instead of watching anime.
>>10754846
i have been called insufferable by people. but, its not like i can fix that.
>unwilling to change
you got that right. ive been a bunch of friend groups last year but abandoned them after 2 weeks because there were no girls in thr group and they didnt invite me to parties.
>>10754868
>workout
already lift weights 6 hr a week
>cold showers and no fap
i do not believe in no fap. why would i need to inhibit myself for orgaming for months when there are guys who have sex every few days? i want a girl to love me even if i do masturbate.
>>10755157
google ibuki suika doujinshi. i want suika girlfriend! ;~;

[Anonymous No.10755370]

>>10754821
>stop watching anime
>stop masturbating to lolicon
kill yourself if you unironically suggest this

[Anonymous No.10755710]

>>10755348
Do you go to university park? If so theres a fuckton of people there how can you not have friends? Im going to a smaller campus at Penn state

[Anonymous No.10755716]

just kill yourself bro

[Anonymous No.10755731]

Nothing better than licking your gf's asshole. Sniff hard as fuck because she's cute.

[Anonymous No.10755931]

>>10755710
yeah.
well. every club i went to, i would quit after 2 weeks out of frustration of no gf. i did not make any friends freshman year because i had to live in solo apartment. amd lots of people think im weird.
ive gotten females contacts before and met up with a few a few times, but they all eventually ghosted me. and no guy wanted to take me into their friend group

[Anonymous No.10757149]

biz...?

[Anonymous No.10757322]

>>10755931
pick up a sport. that's literally all you need to do.

[Anonymous No.10757355]

>>10757322
>just do X

[Anonymous No.10757380]

>>10757322
What sport? i tried some martial arts, and it did nothing.
please. i want gf so bad. should i do basketball, frisbee , tennis?

[Anonymous No.10757382]

>>10755931

They probably think you're weird because you fap to 2D lolicon hentai, you retard. If you want a girlfriend, you need to either get out of your degen den mindset/habits and become a normal person.

What do you even have in common with normies?

[Anonymous No.10757414]

>>10754798

sounds like you ignore them, you didnt join the clubs anon. As for friends do any of these things you ignore and you will get them .
Congrats on the stack

[Anonymous No.10757448]

>>10757380
Preferably one you actually like. Should be a team sport. Doesn't even have to be a real sport either, you could pick up shit like waterskiiing. Ideally you'd just sign up for everything, go to the early parties for the first week, and then pick which club you fit in / like the most.

There's probably an ultimate frisby club, you could try that. Look for one w/ an even gender ratio otherwise you'll be stuck in sausage fest.

And you need to stick with it for more than 2 weeks. Your goal right now isn't to get a gf or get laid, it's learn how to be a normal person because you failed to do that in high school.

[Anonymous No.10757467]

Why the fuck would a grown ass man watch/read anime? Literally what the actual fuck?
>I dont believe in nofap
Literally a bluepilled faggot. Try actually being 2 weeks without busting a nut. You'll literally be watching every single girl and finally just going and talking to one, because you will stop giving fucks because your brain will be craving a mate to breed with. Heck maybe you'll even drop your faggoty anime shit.

[Anonymous No.10757478]

>>10757380
If you get fit and can't get a bitch on Tinder just give up and go full Nikola Tesla.

Welcome to adulthood

[Anonymous No.10757518]

>>10754798
Stop eating sugar immediately
Drink only water or black coffee
Get 90% of your calories from protein
Muay thai or boxing every day
supplement vitamin D, zinc, selenium, magnesium, melatonin
Deadlift 3x a week
Fap once a week at most

Do this for a year and the girls will want you guaranteed. To say nothing of your 400k LINK stack which is guaranteed to make you obscenely wealthy

[Anonymous No.10757568]

Start going to clubs then faggot, make friends, don't seek out a girl immediately, identify your girl of interest over time (1-3 weeks) and start talking to her, invite her to some outside hangout like someone's apartment to watch movies (with other club members at first), build trust and invite her to your place, works best if your friends in the club can wingman for you

gg ez

[Sage No.10757575]

Its almost certain that if you are over 20 and dont have a girlfriend or bang some pussy its because you are homosexual so stop been in pain and find a nice male offer to suck his cock and late let him bangbyour ass
You see inmediatly how your depression go away

[Anonymous No.10757593]

>>10757382
i love manga. i want girlfriend i can text a bunch of ma ga screencaps to
>what do you ha e in common with normies
i watch some western movies. not much at all. do i have to start listening to rap and watch sports?
>>10757414
ok. but its hard not seeing direct girlfriend results. ive never been invited to a party. most of them are seniors in apartments
>>10757448
okay. maybe ill do kickball. i hate being in sausage fest.
>>10757467
why the fuck would anyone watch BLACKED liberal hollywood with watered down stories that compare nowhere near to anime instead of anime? ever thought about that?
>no fap makes you crave more
you have a point. mybe ill go so crazy ill ask one out. i just hope its a girl im actually comparible with and im not doing it to get laid.
>>10757478
i dont believe in online dating for relationships. i only want girl to like me based how she first sees me in person.

[Anonymous No.10757671]

>>10757518
i already workout 6 hours a week. im building muscle very slowly though. im a curl monkey and do lots of isolation. i know lots of people prefer compound. but i honestly made more gains with isolation than compound
>no sugar
is this mental or for health reasons? cause i need sugar for bulking. i have a super fucking fast asian metobalism that makes it really hard to bulk.
>boxing
i dknt know. i fucking hated martial arts, and it ate up 6 houra a week, and there arnt that many people in it.
>>10757568
>start going to clubs
i will. i want to go out in club every single night.
i hope you dont meam a dance club. because i went there once and was a total loner
yeah. i like this trust thing. i scare away many girls i took on date for hitting on them too fast

i dont know what to do now. there are no club sign ups till wednesday.and no one on dorm wants to talk with me. so im all alone here

[Anonymous No.10757682]

>>10757380
No, all those sports are for autists. Go play intramural Soccer or Football (depending on your body type).

[Anonymous No.10757713]

>>10757518

Also if you don't want to do any of this, pussy is the most overrated drug in existence.

[Anonymous No.10757749]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.10757758]

>>10757682
i played football for track team once. and i was fairly decent. i cant defend against heavy guys rushing though.
you know... i did like the track team. i o ly left because i was not able to talk about sports with them.
>>10757713
i just want gf

[Anonymous No.10757789]

>>10755348
>why would i need to inhibit myself for orgaming for months when there are guys who have sex every few days

Sex and masturbation are in no way equivalent acts.

[Anonymous No.10758022]

>>10754798
I usually don't give linkies advice, but most of the people in this thread is wrong.
Japanese culture is becoming really, really mainstream. Capitalize on that shit. You seem autistic, honestly.
Don't do sports or that bullshit. Join a Japanese class. Anything humanities-realted has a majority of girls. Some girls in uni-jap-class aren't even that weebish. There will be a lot of landwhales that probably will drop out in a month or two, but there will be some good looking introverted chicks aswell. Since your assignments basically are based around talking to each other you'll get that part for free.
Hide your autism a bit, but don't hide your personality completly.

[Anonymous No.10758025]

>>10754798
anyone who suggests things like "stop watching anime" "nofap" "cold showers" and whatever other painful faggotry is missing the point or full of shit.
these "give up X" things are just proxy for what's really important. e.g. "give up anime" could be better said "don't stay inside all day"
most important things are:
don't be fat. the fitter you look the easier things will be, but the most important thing is to not be fat.
if you get invited somewhere say yes, and then show up.
as autists we tend to have too much to say; don't always speak your whole mind. the "green light yellow light red light" rule helped me a lot.
as far as clubbing goes, learn how to dance well. it's really not hard and it's an excellent substitute for banal conversation. trying to make it at a club without dancing is like trying to make it in a gaming group without knowing how to play and thinking that if only you're good enough at conversation you'll get invited to play again.

[Anonymous No.10758100]

>>10757671
i mean clubs like school clubs, look for weird clubs like atheist clubs or pagan clubs, those ones always attract weird girls that will be right up your alley

[Anonymous No.10758638]

>>10757671
sugar has no nutritional value it causes harm and does nothing for you.

[Anonymous No.10759534]

I don't think this matters now, continue on until ur LINK turn into 40m

[Anonymous No.10760135]

>>10754798
drink, go to parties, talk, don't talk a out /biz/, video games or "what's your major". join a club sports team. exarcise. DO KOT PLAY ANYMORE VIDEO GAMES FAGGOT. go to parties. make yourself talk to girls. drink. party. talk. no video games. get it yet?

[Anonymous No.10760171]

>>10757671
What country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.10760181]

>>10760135
cuz it's impossible to occasionally play video games and get a girlfriend? your other points are good tho